Obama Roasts Trump

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K2 -you are a dumb racist fuck-wtf are you talking about?
Im not a big Shrub hater- it would be like hating a retarded child but lets face it -he had some truly evil people around him who DID NOT GIVE A SHIT about the Katrina victims or anyone else for that matter -Cheney and Rumsfeld come to mind…..
Whether you love or hate the president and its quite obvious that you hate him-be very fucking clear about why our country is in this mess-2 wars,reputation destroyed around the world,huge deficit etc etc -it is because of 8 years of the Bush administrations policies that Obama got stuck with…

Hope you enjoyed playing with yourself….

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

What the wonk in pic 9??? I loved Seth Meyers. Trump is such a wanker. Hahahaha

Obama really is so goddamn charismatic. It's a shame he seems to be such a wet blanket as a president. I really hope it's just teething problems. Part of me still has a soft spot for Tony Blair, even though he's a fundamentalist christian warmongering psychopath. Back in the 90's, he was our Obama. He looked good (relatively), he sounded good, he was supposed to change the country. Those smooth fuckers really get you the worst. Fingers crossed Obama remembers the people that put him in office, and on what grounds.

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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks

In the pic of Anna Paquin it looks like they caught her telling Stephen that she's gotta take a shit real bad.

K2

You are dumb and seemingly crazy at the same time and also slightly racist.Aswell as quite bad with your immature efforts and petty insults.

What you say seems mostly quite opposed to reality.

on another note;Osama is DEAD.whoop...whoop

( I hope that there wont be no succesfull revenge acts tho)

@Fraggle, the recent finding that some populations on earth have some (very small) Neanderthal DNA while others do not--proving that Neanderthals interbred with ancient humans--does not in any way validate the concept of race and you have, badly, misunderstood the concept if that is your argument.

justincase on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 5:41am.

Actually, 'race' has been proven valid because the majority of the population on earth shares DNA with Neanderthals except for pure African black people. So, basically, black folks from Africa are more human than the rest of us sick fucks. haha

What a lot of odd comments about "race" and "white ethnics". There is no white race or ethnicity. People living north for many generations had to lose melanin in their skin to get necessary vitamin D. WE ARE ONE HUMAN RACE. Understanding this would go a long way to repairing our connections amongst ourselves but most of us don't know what we don't know. Btw, I think Osama has been dead for a long time already and I fail to believe that he was the real mastermind (probable scapegoat) of this international fiasco, in any case.

Submitted by tralala on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:42pm.

"I guess I'm saying, I agree with you on the looniness of birtherism, but I disagree with your diagnosis of their delusion, and of what drives their image of Obama. They may be fixated on his being born in Africa-- but that's not about his being black,"

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"But my impression is that birthers' sense of Obama's foreignness-- as born in a foreign country, with a foreign father-- is more about the suspicion of ideological foreignness (e.g. his father's & thence Obama's Marxism or anti-Americanism), calling Obama's allegiance to this country into question, than a sense of ethnic or racial foreignness."

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Wow, that is deconstructionism at its finest. So, being African has nothing to do with him being Black and looking "different"?
I suppose Southern slave owners weren't racist either. They just wanted to have a permanent working class w/o pay and they happened to be Black.

And as to the second comment, yes they just happen to be suspicious of his allegiance to this country b/c of where his father was from. Very logical to many , I'm sure. It's sad that some think this makes sense and that it's not racist to base someone's political beliefs on where his fatehr is from. That "logic" is patently wrong, stupid,and immoral.
You think birtherism is crazy and the motive behind it is so obviously based on race and an "us" v. "them" according to ethnicity.
Beleiving that such views are valid is dangerous b/c it works against any future president who is first generation American.

Submitted by Iffy on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:30am.
Who's that bald guy that's too afraid to laugh and keeps looking at Trump like: "This uppity Negro dares to make fun of you!"
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That asshole is the Governor of Florida, Rick Scott. He and Trump are scumbags of feather...flockin together.

Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy

My thoughts exactly, Sweetas - what's going on with the minnie mouse shoes today? Scarjo, too.

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As useless as a saggy pair of tits

Holy Sarah Palin borrowed some of Wonky's shoes!!! Ahahahahaha!!!

Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:24pm.

He didn't die from natural causes, he was killed.

It's official. I'm seriously one fucked up individual. I dunno how and I dunno why but I'd "rather" with someone who is gone and dead and perhaps a ghost/incubus to me, rather than a 'real' man like my hubby who takes on average 30 seconds to 'get there' and I just sorta wait for it to get over because I know he needs 'his'.

The ONLY way I have EVER gotten 'mine' is on my own or with a woman.. I've made love to some gorgeous women and I knew I was a Lesbian from age 8 but, I really never knew it. I drew women in my art always. DUH. lol

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:27pm.

Ouuu, you said "titular."
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Oh, I can say soooo much worse.
Wanna talk dirty?
(We may have to retire to the Lorenzo Lamas post to set the mood).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:27pm.

Ouuu, you said "titular."

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Prairie Wedding

ubmitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:18pm.

I hate to be the Debbie Downer at this happy moment, but there will be reprisals. Al-Qaeda will go crazy in a violent and deadly manner.

Yup. He's now a martyr. And it's not like Al Qaeda has needed his supervision for the past ten years
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There are so many splinter groups, Bin Laden hasn't been much more than a titular head of terrorism for years.
But still, fingers crossed for a power vacuum.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel

Brilliant move Obama, BRILLIANT for sticking to Trump right now and interrupting with news of Bin Laden! Bitch got pawned AGAIN, whoo-hoo!

This news is huge, but, um, is it bad that I want to know who got fired, considering the President hasn't spoken yet?

*ducks head in shame*

He didn't die from natural causes, he was killed.

What is up with Sarah Palin's shoes? They appear to be three sizes too big for her feet. Ditto for the sleeves on her suit jacket -- way too long. Makes her look like she is wearing someone else's clothes. What could have been a fairly cool outfit turns into a real goofy look.

Lol at Fraggle and Tyroan.

Becky, you are right. Things are going to get very ugly, very fast. Even if it was from natural causes.

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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele

Yay! If anything gets us beyond partisanship, it is this. Ding dong, Osama is dead. Pop the champagne.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:18pm.

I hate to be the Debbie Downer at this happy moment, but there will be reprisals. Al-Qaeda will go crazy in a violent and deadly manner.

Yup. He's now a martyr. And it's not like Al Qaeda has needed his supervision for the past ten years.

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Prairie Wedding

I hate to be the Debbie Downer at this happy moment, but there will be reprisals.
Al-Qaeda will go crazy in a violent and deadly manner.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel

Hotmami on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:14pm.

Does anyone know the cause of death? Illness? Bombs? I hope it was bombs.

Ten thousand bloody tampons were flung at him from ten thousand women who had their clits lopped off and he died melting in a pile of used tampons like any whackadoodle misogynistic piece of shit male should.

Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:14pm.
Does anyone know the cause of death? Illness? Bombs? I hope it was bombs.

I heard the President's long form birth certificate did him in.

Tyroan on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:01pm.

fraggle, don't succumb. You've said your peace. Arguing politics is pointless and mind-numbing.

Does this mean I can finally throw you down with furious passion and plant a big, sloppy, deep, wet kiss on your being wilst I grind my nether regions against yours?

I mean...uh...'succumbing' vibe and all. *shyly kicks a stone on the ground and mumbles to self*

Does anyone know the cause of death? Illness? Bombs? I hope it was bombs.

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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele

Osama is dead. Now we can really spend our time looking for Big E and Tupac!

Breaking news: OBAMA GOT OSAMA!!!!!

fraggle, don't succumb. You've said your peace. Arguing politics is pointless and mind-numbing.

Tyroan on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:49pm.

It's amazing how many people experienced sudden onset "political enlightenment" once a Black man was elected President.

Obama was borne of a white woman and raised by her white parents. I find your lack of acknowledgement of Obama's white lineage absolutely egregious.

How dare you? Jesus fucking christ on a cracker. This guy was supposed to "bring us together" by default of his heritage being both black and white! How can you get all "negro" on this man? Fuck.

Hotmami on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:32pm.

I'm so over partisan bullshit. Fuck them ALL in the eye holes.

This.

You're in the trenches. I'm humbled that you serve our country and I adore you as a person even though I've only gotten to glimpse momentary shining spots that you wish to share here on dlisted. Basically, my right to complain is pretty low on the totem of life when all of the worlds woes are considered.

K2, signing off shows good judgement (even if you left to tune in to rush limbaugh).

Just one more question in case you're still on: Where was your outrage when Dumbya was running the country in the ditch for eight long years?

It's amazing how many people experienced sudden onset "political enlightenment" once a Black man was elected President.

K2, you and Orly Taitz should date.

Seriously.

You'd be great for each other and share everything together. Even your Thorazine.

Nighty-night, loonball.

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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08

"It's actually more egregious of accusing someone of being born in Kenya b/c they are half Kenyan and therefore ascribing a world-view that consists of destroying America and undermining the White majority. Making it egregious for someone to have a kenyan father is in itself more egregious."

happyface, I agree that for many (though not all) birthers the "born in Kenya" fantasy is intertwined with "ascribing [to Obama] a world-view that consists of destroying America." And of course, that's totally bonkers mad. But my impression is that birthers' sense of Obama's foreignness-- as born in a foreign country, with a foreign father-- is more about the suspicion of ideological foreignness (e.g. his father's & thence Obama's Marxism or anti-Americanism), calling Obama's allegiance to this country into question, than a sense of ethnic or racial foreignness. Yes, the birther idea of Obama as foreign may be crazy & reprehensible (cf. the loony notion that Obama's a kind of Manchurian candidate)-- but it's not really about Obama's race, his being black, per se. Birthers may have the crazy idea that Obama's out to undermine America-- but that has nothing at all do with "undermining the White majority." It has nothing do with being white or black, at all, but being American or un-American.

I guess I'm saying, I agree with you on the looniness of birtherism, but I disagree with your diagnosis of their delusion, and of what drives their image of Obama. They may be fixated on his being born in Africa-- but that's not about his being black, "undermining the White majority," but about his being (say) Marxist/ communist/ what-have-you, undermining (the birthers' vision of) America.

That's my impression, anyway. A lot of birthers probably don't care about foreignness (in any sense) anyway, they just want to see Obama proved to be a liar & ineligible to be president, fantasizing he'd be removed from office. Just like a lot of Republicans probably didn't give a fuck about the morality of blow jobs from an intern, they just wanted to convict Clinton of lying under oath so that he'd be impeached.

I'm so over partisan bullshit. Fuck them ALL in the eye holes.

This.

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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele

Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:13pm.

Ok, I have to say this. To everyone that thinks Obama is slow to fix our country's problems, remember that it took his predecessor 8 YEARS to turn our country into what it is now. To expect someone to fix 8 years of fuck-ups in 2.5 is ridiculous and unfair.
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I also think it's really hard to assess his merit based on what information is fed to us by the media, in general. They make a lot of decisions about how much of what information regarding what topics....I think you'd, literally, have to focus on school for a coupla years to truly get to the bottom of things and even then...there's so much control...everything is so biased. You can totally form an opinion and go on and on finding information to back you up becuz you can always find a forum that's biased in one direction or another....but what is the TRUTH? I'd love to know but I'm not holding my breath or anything.

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Hotmami,

I'm one of those racists who voted for Obama because of the color of his skin rather than the content of his character because I wanted the first "racially diverse president" and I regret my decision with all of my heart and soul. :( This 'president' has done everything to obfuscate his intent rather than be 'transparent' and his repeating Bush2's policies on crack and then some doesn't help. We went from possible "phone-taps" to "Feeling you up TSA"? Of course this isn't all President Obama's fault! This is a series of stupid fuckery all around (just like with Bush and the Dems).

Does ANYTHING good ever get done in politics or do they just abscond with our hard earned money telling us pretty lies along the way?

I'm so over partisan bullshit. Fuck them ALL in the eye holes.

You're fuckin' President is lazy !!!!!!! He spent more time suckin' up to Paul McCartney than he did talking to the people in the Gulf with the oil spill disaster ... and what's he going to do for the tornado victims ? 300 + people are dead. What's his plan to help them? He'll probably need a vacation to think about it and then propose a plan.

People picked on Bush for Katrina ... but I dont see this President doing diddly shit about our current situations. Instead he's roasting donald trump!! PRIORITIES ... fuck!

Ahhh, maybe a good swim in the waters of Hawaii will clear his head.

Signing off now ... I'll leave you to play with yourself.

Ok, I have to say this. To everyone that thinks Obama is slow to fix our country's problems, remember that it took his predecessor 8 YEARS to turn our country into what it is now. To expect someone to fix 8 years of fuck-ups in 2.5 is ridiculous and unfair.

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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele

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Bitches need to FACT CHECK. LINKS, OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! Like some of us drunk DL horz are NOT gonna research shit. Please. ugh

Damnit, I gotta get to bed; fucking 10pm and damn work calls in the AM. Night all.

*may 1st grasshopper (chocolate and mint) shots all around*

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Submitted by Tyroan on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 7:55pm.

Submitted by K2 on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 7:47pm.

Bush and 9/11... take a deep breath... put aside your fear of the Black man... think really, really hard...

Now, do you really want to go there? :o)
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Fear of the Black man? NO, fear of an incompetent community organizer running this country further into the ground! This has nothing to do with color and the fact that you continue to use that as an excuse for why people are fed up with him is pathetic.

Dont act like a moron. Get your head out of your ass and just look at this country. It's destroyed. Stop defending Obama - he's done nothing worthy of praise. He threw all that hope and change bullshit out the window the moment he got elected. I'm tired of looking at his smug face to be honest. And that has nothing to do with his skin color, Tyroan !

Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:03pm.
Let me add what CBS RECORDED TOO:
"President Obama has spent all or part of 26 days "on vacation" during his first year as president, according to CBS News White House Correspondent Mark Knoller."

Ouch - that one's gonna leave a mark!!

Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:03pm.
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Let me add what CBS RECORDED TOO:
"President Obama has spent all or part of 26 days "on vacation" during his first year as president, according to CBS News White House Correspondent Mark Knoller."

http://www.factcheck.org/2010/01/president-obamas-vacation-days/

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"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK

As of Aug 2010. per CBS news :

This is Mr. Obama's 9th vacation since taking office. As of today, he has spent all or part of 38 days on "vacation" away from the White House. He has also made 14 visits to Camp David spanning all or part of 32 days. It brings his total time away to all or part of 70 days.

Submitted by K2 on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 7:47pm.

Bush and 9/11... take a deep breath... put aside your fear of the Black man... think really, really hard...

Now, do you really want to go there? :o)