Estella Warren Knows How To Party
Even in Hollywood, the name Estella Warren makes thousands of brains burp out cloudy questions marks, but she changed that last night. The Canadian icon (not really), the headliner of the Planet of Apes movie (nope) and the reason why Kangaroo Jack hops (no) celebrated Victoria Day yesterday by driving drunk, beating on a cop and trying to escape the police station in L.A.. Lindsay Lohan must be high on pride. Her first drunk mess franchisee is already following her business model to a T!
TMZ says that is all started when the pride of Canada got into her Toyota Prius after allegedly getting tanked on the sweet nectar. The sweet nectar did not make Estella sweet. It turned her into a monster truck driver with UFC aspirations. Estella rammed into 3 parked cars and then drove away without even leaving a note! (Sidebar: Post-Its should really come out with a pre-written series of "I'm sorry I killed your car. I'm drunk. Next one's on me!" notes for situations like this.) Somebody alerted the cops about Estella's hit-and-run and they eventually caught up to her.
When they tried to arrest her for DUI, Estella gave the performance of her life by putting up a fight and kicking a cop. You'd think Estella would be happy that she proved her agent wrong by getting arrested in that town, but she wasn't. The cops dragged Estella to the station and as they were booking her, the shifty bitch got out of her handcuffs and ran out the back door!
Estella was caught and charged with felony escape, hit-and-run, DUI and assault. You know you've done well in life when your criminal record is almost as long as your acting resume!
Driving drunk is as bad as choking out a kitten. Hitting three parked cars without leaving a note is as wrong as leading a blind puppy to the edge of a cliff. Kicking a cop is as stupid as riding bareback on a toilet seat in a public bathroom. But trying to escape a fucking police station while drunk as all shit should win you every comedy award available!
She looks like Vanessa Manillo.
Who is more than likely trending about 1,000 hits above her today and every day after that.
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GERONIMO!
I live in Vancouver ...last time I heard about her extremely drunk but very smooth ass apparantly, she was mentioned in the papers here for dancing pant and panty-less at a club.
Nice.
She was the hotness back in her SI days. Guess she didn't smile much.
If she can afford a Prius--even a leased one--she can afford a cab or crash at a friend's flat or something.
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"At the end of the day, they will pay the price for being a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, they could afford to eat at a modest restaurant." (Alan Partridge)
I also think she's really pretty, even in the pic above! You guys are a tough crowd lol!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Alcohol can make some people literally go insane (like the worst kind of drug) For people who havent ever personally experienced this I know it's hard to understand. For someone like me, I am totally baffled and amazed when someone says 4 drinks and I'm done because for someone like me that's literally not possible. I have done some of the most insane and stupid things when drunk very similar to this and it's not because my meds are off or because I'm a bad person or I was having a bad day, it's because alcohol makes some people crazy.
I've always been this way so it's normal but if you've never been around it or haven't had a loved one with this problem it probably seems very different than it actually is, like you're trying to get away with something or you're being stupid when really you are just out of your mind.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:02pm.
LMAO!!!
Snowy is the champion Wild Thing!
Can't believe this woman is the same as the sex bomb in the links below. Shit. Time, and meth, is a killer.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Message from Canada to USA: You can keep her!
(Sidebar: Post-Its should really come out with a pre-written series of "I'm sorry I killed your car. I'm drunk. Next one's on me!"
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*serious face* I do not think drunks driving is funny. at all.
But this made me lol.
Estella, I hope your rock bottom has been found.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
Who THE FUCK is this? And what's with the crazy amount of gums showing? Is she a horse?
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
You go, girl! (She got out of the handcuffs, really? Kuh-dooz!)
She's about as relevant to current Canadian culture as Tu, Patsy Gallant, MCJ and Cool G and the cast of "The Beachcombers". The only interesting thing about her is her "Kangaroo Jack" co-star Anthony Anderson allegedly commenting that she wasn't that great an actress. She seems to be a great drunk through.
Ooooh...her teefs only go halfway up her smile.
LOL at the escape attempt.
OMG she tried to escape jail?! too funny
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:24am.
ha ha sorry I had to go wait downstairs for my boss
Well, I was in detox and they had a guard on me because I didn't want to be there and I was tied to the bed, spread eagle. SO I slowly slowly worked one hand free from the restraints (lucky I have very skinny wrists) When the guard, who thought I was asleep this whole time, got up to pee or whatever I quickly released the other restraints, grabbed my coat and shoes out the closet and took off down the hall. the nurses were chasing after me calling "Ms Snowy Come Back! You can't leave!!!!" Just like in the movies I busted into the stairwell and ran down a few flights till I saw an exit sign and stumbled out into the parking lot, it was the middle of the night and I had no money, no phone, nothing....I saw the lights of a subway station in the distance and staggered toward them. I begged the attendant to let me onto the train and she said I could (prolly scared of my lunatic looking self) When I got home my bf woke up and said "I KNEW you were gonna do that, didn't you find the $ I left you for the train in your coat?" LOL
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...and the crowd goes wild: YAY Snowy!!!
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GYEWWWWW!
This post needed a "Your Face Scares Me" tag.
E! is now saying that she's actually 8 years older than she claims to be (is 40, claims to be 32). LOLLERSKATES
A Canadian in a Prius? That's like having a second vagina.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Any minute now, she'll be issuing an apology statement.
Look at the photo TMZ posted of her:
http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/23/estella-warren-arrested-arrest-dui-escape-...
Bwahahahahahahah!
Not a good gum to tooth ratio, as Stewie Griffin would say.
I recall reading an interview with her a few years ago and she came across as a major cunt who was totally stuck on herself. She's a terrible "actress" too. Think she used to date (or maybe still does) Peter Berg. She a bitch...throw the book at her!
Ahahahaha SNOWY!!! SUHWOOOOON! *loves you even more now*
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:15am.
*cancels TOPANGA'S invite to The Bad Girl's Club*
;p oh wait, she can be the designated driver and hold our phones when we need to fight the po po!
LOL...I threw up behind the bar on my birthday this past year. Does that count? Like I said, if anyone else wants to get crazy drunk that's fine, but once cops and jail get involved count me out. So, yes, I will gladly hold purses. I'm not trying to mess up my hair and make-up in a fight anyway lol :)
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
*cancels TOPANGA'S invite to The Bad Girl's Club*
;p oh wait, she can be the designated driver and hold our phones when we need to fight the po po!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
It happened here in L.A.? She'll totally get away with it. Call Shawn Chapman Holley!
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Is it my go, is it your go?
Sometimes I'm goody-goody, right now I'm naughty-naughty
Say yes or say no
'Cause I really need somebody, tell me are you that somebody?
By no means trying to be judgemental here and I did 4 years of college in Miami and have had my share of drunken nights on South Beach...but when I read and hear stories like these, or even see my friends get out of thier mind drunk I think to myself "how does one let themselves get to that point?" I know my limit-4 drinks and I'm done anything over that I'm in "it's time to go home" territory. Alcoholism is a disease but getting beat a cop, hit and run drunk is a whole other story. I just don't get it. I remember having to take care of my friend in college when she passed out after throwing up in a club bathroom in college and all I kept thinking is "I never want to be that drunk" It was sad and scary.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:06am.
whoa! but she'll still get 80 minutes in jail.
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If we're lucky. She's young, white, and rich...I'll be surprised if she even gets inside the jail at all.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
well Borgie, good for you for being there for your friend,♥ it sounds like it will be for the best, sorry to say!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
whoa! but she'll still get 80 minutes in jail.
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Is it my go, is it your go?
Sometimes I'm goody-goody, right now I'm naughty-naughty
Say yes or say no
'Cause I really need somebody, tell me are you that somebody?
@ Snowy - She was old, diabetic, on oxygen tanks and was quite unhappy and making my bff (who has his own drugs & alcohol problems) depressed. At least she is not suffering and they made peace before she died but I worry for my bff who is tryin to stay sober and on a shitload of antidepressants (Seroquel and Klonopin). He is an only child and no extended family.
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!!
@ Snowy - Your story totally sounds like a movie. The best part is ur bf knowing that you would do something like that and put train fare in your pocket.
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!!
M.E. I wasn't really a rowdy drunk either usually but I knew the drill and I wasn't up to being stuck in yet ANOTHER rehab! I had drinkin to do, damnit!!!! ;P
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
So sorry for your loss Borgie! Glad I could give you a smile! ((HUGS)) that must have been unexpected, her passing like that
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:54am.
Damn SNOWY you are a gangsta. Thanks for that story. I been crying all morning (my bff's mom died last nite from aneurism) and I have to make the funeral arrangements but your story totally turned my frown upside down.
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Sorry for your sad news.
(((hugs to you and your friend)))
I was probably the most compliant and apologetic drunk they'd ever seen.
Damn SNOWY you are a gangsta. Thanks for that story. I been crying all morning (my bff's mom died last nite from aneurism) and I have to make the funeral arrangements but your story totally turned my frown upside down.
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!!
joe: is that true if you have a dui they won't let you in Canada? Not that i have one, BTW! (luckily I never had a license back in my drunkard days)
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:44am.
daisy I think the train was $1.50 back then, it was like 15 years ago! LOL
ElB I was like a Lisbeth in training, If only I had tasered the guard with my laptop!
The Girl With The Hello Kitty Tattoo sounds a bit gay. Close call though, remember Sarah Connor in Term2 and the perv guard?
Time makes drunken fools of us all.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
When I worked for the police a long time ago, I had the monitors for the cell-block cameras on my desk, right in front of me.
You would not believe the naaaasty, insane things that people do when they're drunk & high. Both to other people locked up with them and to themselves.
Very drunk women were *always* the worst. The cops hated those calls and then when you got them into a cell they went totally cuckoo.
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Thanks to mcnightmare:
Born This Way
lol SUCKEH!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:24am.
ha ha sorry I had to go wait downstairs for my boss
Well, I was in detox and they had a guard on me because I didn't want to be there and I was tied to the bed, spread eagle.
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ok this is a good story
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:30am.
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I know if you are not a Canadian citizen and you have a DUI, you will be denied entry into Canada.
Estella is from Canada, so, she may be allowed back?
daisy I think the train was $1.50 back then, it was like 15 years ago! LOL
ElB I was like a Lisbeth in training, If only I had tasered the guard with my laptop!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Snowy...LOL!
"as am I..."
How do you get out of handcuffs? Hoff minds want to know.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaa snowyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! I love that story!!!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
When I was a rebel teenager I ran away from the cops after a fracas outside a pub, got caught and BANG, one of the cops gave me a right hander straight in the mouth. Let me go so I wouldn't complain. Result, even with a split lip. :)
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:33am.
Hahaha joe!
I was so polite and compliant the RC who arrested me took a 'sober' mugshot so I didn't look like shit on my record
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Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about. :)
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Thanks to mcnightmare:
Born This Way