Estella Warren Knows How To Party
Even in Hollywood, the name Estella Warren makes thousands of brains burp out cloudy questions marks, but she changed that last night. The Canadian icon (not really), the headliner of the Planet of Apes movie (nope) and the reason why Kangaroo Jack hops (no) celebrated Victoria Day yesterday by driving drunk, beating on a cop and trying to escape the police station in L.A.. Lindsay Lohan must be high on pride. Her first drunk mess franchisee is already following her business model to a T!
TMZ says that is all started when the pride of Canada got into her Toyota Prius after allegedly getting tanked on the sweet nectar. The sweet nectar did not make Estella sweet. It turned her into a monster truck driver with UFC aspirations. Estella rammed into 3 parked cars and then drove away without even leaving a note! (Sidebar: Post-Its should really come out with a pre-written series of "I'm sorry I killed your car. I'm drunk. Next one's on me!" notes for situations like this.) Somebody alerted the cops about Estella's hit-and-run and they eventually caught up to her.
When they tried to arrest her for DUI, Estella gave the performance of her life by putting up a fight and kicking a cop. You'd think Estella would be happy that she proved her agent wrong by getting arrested in that town, but she wasn't. The cops dragged Estella to the station and as they were booking her, the shifty bitch got out of her handcuffs and ran out the back door!
Estella was caught and charged with felony escape, hit-and-run, DUI and assault. You know you've done well in life when your criminal record is almost as long as your acting resume!
Driving drunk is as bad as choking out a kitten. Hitting three parked cars without leaving a note is as wrong as leading a blind puppy to the edge of a cliff. Kicking a cop is as stupid as riding bareback on a toilet seat in a public bathroom. But trying to escape a fucking police station while drunk as all shit should win you every comedy award available!
I once escaped from the ER while I was being GUARDED and restrained to the bed!
I WIN!!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
I remember her from L&O too, as well as seeing her in a very bad SciFi channel movie. It's too bad she looks so damn psychopathic in the picture here. People that smile with that clenched teeth thing usually are.
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"I mean, sentenced to 120 days and sat in there for about as long as a Pink Floyd song?" - MK
I just can't with gums.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
LOL, just saw this on TMZ and wondered if MK would bother making a post. Dude, you just picked the WORST pic EVER of her, I swear she's a major hottie. Too bad she never really hit it big, I think she's more attractive than most girls in HW nowadays.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
her gums made her do it.
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LMAO !! very funny.
Oh, and here, too:
http://www.famous-people-search.com/estella_warren/estella_warren_002.ht...
"Driving drunk is as bad as choking out a kitten. Hitting three parked cars without leaving a note is as wrong as leading a blind puppy to the edge of a cliff. Kicking a cop is as stupid as riding bareback on a toilet seat in a public bathroom. But trying to escape a fucking police station while drunk as all shit should win you every comedy award available!"
brilliant work, MK
What? That's how we do it up here on long weekends!! May Two Four, eh?
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twerk those stumps!
Maybe they should put her in a new show called "Law and Disorder, SUV"
When I see people, I like to imagine what kind of animal they would be. She would be a blond tarantula. Those teefs!
How did she kick a cop and not get tasered within an inch of her life? I thought they jumped at the chance to tase people. LAPD are pussies.
Too bad she's actin' all Lohan - girlfriend used to be SMOKIN'!!!!
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7dQTJHuqkek...
She should be arrested for those gums and tiny teeth. Ugh!
I kinda remember her from an episode of "Law and Order: SVU" a few years ago. All I can recall is that her lips were so over-inflated I couldn't concentrate on anything else.
her gums made her do it.
and where is the mugshot? you know it must be one for the books.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
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