Cheryl Cole Is Officially Out Of A Job
Cheryl Cole was in, then she was out, then she was in and now she's officially out of X-Factor USA. All this talk of Cheryl Cole being in and out is forcing images of her licking animal sauce on a Double Double into my head and I do not appreciate it. But thankfully, our national predicament that you gave zero fucks about is over!!!!
Fox released a statement to TVLine today confirming that Cheryl Cole's American dreams have been crushed by Simon Cowell's titty and the swap meet Apollonia is taking her place at the judge's table.
“Nicole Scherzinger will be replacing Cheryl Cole on the judging panel of The X Factor. Nicole will join Simon Cowell, L.A. Reid and Paula Abdul on their search across America to find the next global superstar or group to win the life-changing $5 million dollar recording deal. Nicole has previously joined Simon Cowell as a guest judge on The X Factor for the UK version of the show in 2010. Steve Jones will act as sole host of The X Factor.”
Now that the fate of Cheryl Cole has been sealed for good, we can go back to focusing on more important news stories that are relevant to all of our interests. Like the mystery of twin babies sneezing at the same time:
IMHO Nic was way better than Cheryl when she guest judged in the UK X Factor. Really enthusiastic and came across well.
PLUS Cheryl getting fired means the good people of America will be spared the sight of Simon pawing Cheryl constantly during the live shows YUCK!!
The Nicole chick is fug. They would do better with someone on the show who is not fug. Pretty simple.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Amazing the twin babes sneeze simultaneously! So adorable.
OK, I know this is a h8ter comment, but I'm sorry, I just saw her in InTouch while I was getting a manicure.
She's fat.
Total hippo legs, too much makeup, teased hair.
TELEMUDO!
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:59pm.
Bye girl. Maybe now the British media can stop fucking forcing this talentless asshole down all our throats.
Though I fear that since she'll be back in the UK we're going to suffer the rest of 2011 on the "Ashley determined to win Cheryl back" front page tabloid stories.
*eye roll*
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LMAOO. And Rimmel stock drops unfortunately. LAY OFF THE FUCKING CLOWN MAKEUP, CHERYL, JESUS. She looks like crazy shimmered in Red #5 and mineral oil YOU AIN'T GETTING AHEAD W/ THAT COMBO UNLESS YOU IZ KARDPISSONMEAN, okay??
Bye girl. Maybe now the British media can stop fucking forcing this talentless asshole down all our throats.
Though I fear that since she'll be back in the UK we're going to suffer the rest of 2011 on the "Ashley determined to win Cheryl back" front page tabloid stories.
*eye roll*
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:52pm.
I think Cheryl Cole is gorgeous.
Holy crap, stunning picture. Too bad she's so ugly on the inside.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I think Cheryl Cole is gorgeous.
Yum:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ejeLTLmyjZY/S-4PbGQMj0I/AAAAAAAAEjM/K_wY_6P4AG...
CC: The porno CZJ.
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GERONIMO!
Cheryl Cole: more makeup than an aging telenovela star or gyppo bride
No pearls, no interest.
Cute babehs. Mean mother for throwing pepper at them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmYWGjFFs4k
Anybody else wanna bet that this publicity shitstorm was custom-generated to create press for this probably awful show?
What's even more obvious is the shit has splattered all over Simple Simon. I can't stand Chav-yl Cole, but I must give her props by basically telling the franchise to "sod off".
I don't know if I ever heard a Cheryl Cole's song, and the only reason I know her is because of these kind of blogs.
Anyway, I'm glad this is done, I really can't stand that face, it makes me feel like I feel after eating a whole bag of candies. Way too cute for me.
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Can't never get enough of cute babies.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
She probably needs some consoling, maybe a few snifters of brandy. I stand ready to help in any way I can.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:22pm.
....because people give such a crap about Nicole Scehelellsiufdndnhshsjuhsyhstyst?
That woman has not had a hit in YEARS. AND the Pussycat Dolls were CRAP, I have no idea how they had even one.
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They had one because they were pushing all my buttons baby! Seriously, I put them up there with the Spice Girl, and Katy Perry to some extent in the fact that they may not be great, but 5 women in skintight outfits gyrating put on a pretty good show.
Also have love for Nicole just for the "I love you" youtube video to Lewis Hamilton.
Yawn, Nicole S. is a butterface, and I don't watch this show and never will so I don't care.
Looks like Snooki in that pic.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Boy they are trying really hard to drum up some hardcore publicity so they can beat AI in the ratings.
DAMN, Nicole S. must be giving Simon some GOOD HEAD for all this fuckery!
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
mk can you please tag all mentions of cheryl cole, as well as "hunger games" castings under 'the "who cares? news'? thank you!!!! i have no clue who this skank is and why her having or not having a job on the us xfactor is important and no one knows/cares who she is
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What's funny is how common twins are nowadays.. with the prevalence of IVF and infertility drugs.
The new normal.
Re. the bread-and-circus X-Factor, do we sheeple really watch this idiocy?
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Hey Simon, I'm not going to watch your crappy show, so I don't care which whore is sucking your dick this week.
Are these really 2 separate people? - I'm not convinced.
Ahahaha Uvy!! I found your fuck...it was still in bed watching porn and shooting liquor.
OT Who? What?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:37pm.
I'ma start a rumor.. Nicole Scherzinger is a lesbot.
Pass it on
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hahaha!OMG! Nicole a lesbot,who knew, i will call my mother to help pass that shit!
Raul has a job for Cheryl.
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Who the hell is this stupid twunt?
Couldn't agree more Bexicle. They most likely waited to release a statement until it was official that she was denied her VISA due to her assault conviction. Then her PR people pulled out the 'woe is Cheryl' card for sympathy votes.
But I do know for a fact through a friend who works for Freemantle that the live audiences weren't digging her. She asked a Mexican contestant if they were singing in English and got her ass booed. A few contestants asked her who she was and what she was saying. So I have a feeling that FOX wasn't happy with her from the start either but it was the VISA that was the final nail in the coffin. Too bad. Tits McGee (and I'm not talking about Cheryl) will have to find someone else to stroke his furry nipples now.
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Submitted by bexicle on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:42pm.
Complete Spin... she was not given another chance. I think she was denied the job and visa because of her criminal history.
Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:47pm.
I know but she mesmerizes me! WTF did she do to herself?
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I miss her brother.. why is he not on TV anymore?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
EEG - uhg.
DWM - too much effort.
UVY - wtf are you talking about.
On topic Cheryl Cole is smoking hot AND has nice teefs.... the sound of her voice, however, makes me want to skin puppies alive.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:43pm.
*looks under table, opens closet, lifts up fupa*
Has anybody seen the fuck I lost? These people seem to want me to give it to them.
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Uvy, i bet it is hanging out with the shit that they keep demanding I give them.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:37pm.
OurMissC, have you seen Robin Antin's face? Talk about scaring away viewers!
I know but she mesmerizes me! WTF did she do to herself?
So we should all pat our taints to let it know that we care. - MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:39pm.
Awh Jack what did she do?
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she grew up. :(
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You know how japanese people bind their feet so they won't grow? You could get a lot of Ace bandages and make the Midget.. well.. A midget.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
heehee Uvy.
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Don't scream about, don't think aloud
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out
I bet Nicole is banging Simon and she's got him by the short and curlies.
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"Never eat more than you can lift." Miss Piggy
*looks under table, opens closet, lifts up fupa*
Has anybody seen the fuck I lost? These people seem to want me to give it to them.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Complete Spin... she was not given another chance. I think she was denied the job and visa because of her criminal history.
Detective LaToya should dust off that monocle and get to the bottom of all this fuckery.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:39pm.
Awh Jack what did she do?
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she grew up. :(
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Jacko, teenage girls are hell. Simple as. Look five years in to the future cause buddy it really is going to take that much longer.
Awh Jack what did she do?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
OurMissC, have you seen Robin Antin's face? Talk about scaring away viewers!
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Don't scream about, don't think aloud
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out
I'ma start a rumor.. Nicole Scherzinger is a lesbot.
Pass it on
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
CUTE WITTLE BEBEZ!!!!!
*grounds Lil G for being 16 and a shithead*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
seriously, one manufactured pop starlet replaced by another and this is news?
fuck both of them, I'm going to eat a donut -
Hate to admit it but at least Nicole has some decent pipes. And people over in the UK actually liked her better than Cheryl when she was a guest judge on X Factor.
Cheryl can't sing. Simon even said 'that Geordie can't sing worth shit' when she was on Popstars. She has no right judging anyone. Hopefully now we'll stop hearing about this crap.
Those sneezing Gosselins get me every time.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I'll be impressed if the behbeh's simultaneously fart + sneeze.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-