Elisabetta Canalis Will Be A Wife One Day
Elisabetta Canalis has lasted muuuuuuuch longer than the expiration date some hos stamped onto her nalgas after she started dating George Clooney two years ago. Does this mean that George Clooney is actually going to break his vow to bachelorhood and make Elisabetta Canalis his second wife? Naw. It probably just means that Elisabetta Canalis has the shit that makes George Clooney's prostate quiver. Straponmatized. But Elisabetta is getting bold and told the Italian magazine Chi that she knows she'll be married one day.
Elisabetta also summoned a Clooney side-eye by saying that all that talk about George being allergic to wedding bands is ancient history. As Sarah Larson prepared Elisabetta's bunk in the halfway house for George's ex pieces, she said this to the magazine:
"Whenever I see my picture in a magazine I know what is being written. They all say that I spend my time organizing parties and that my boyfriend does not want to marry me and be with me anymore. My boyfriend has not given an interview on his private life since 1999 - everything that you read is just a rehash of stuff that has been written in the past. I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am. I don't need anything to confirm how happy I am."
I want the head juror in Casey Anthony's case to announce that she's not guilty and wait until Nancy Grace explodes into a million pieces before saying "PSYCHE! GUILTY!", but that doesn't mean it's going to happen. If Elisabetta wants to get married then she's barking up the wrong peen. The chance of Rosemary Clooney rising from the dead to marry Elisabetta Canalis in the middle of a unicorn forest is likelier than George Clooney marrying her ass.
via UsWeekly
She's not skinny, she's boyish. Just like Georgie likes his girls from behind.
Wow, this chick really is into talking about her "boyfriend". And waiting two years on George is like a freaking lifetime. She needs to regroup and move on to someone that actually wants to commit.
And her ass is way too skinny.
The skinny is making her look old.
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For your health.
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:43am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:08am.
Why do you have to be married to be committed?
What, that piece of paper somehow makes people less likely to stray?
Yea that seems to be working quite well. People don't honour the sanctity if marriage in our modern world anyway and the divorce rate bears that out.
You don't need the churche's or the state's approval to be in a commited relationship period!
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Okay, a little bit of a lesson for some folks...
Marriage is a CONTRACT. It is a written agreement (hence the license) between two people to maintain a committed, loyal and LAWFUL relationship until which time both parties deem the contract over (ie divorce or death).
Let me say this clearly: The COURTS do not recognize COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP!!!! This is why homosexuals are trying to get marriage LEGAL for themselves in this country. Why??? Not to fuck with the Pat Robertsons in the world, but to legalize their relationships so they can be protected by the laws that protect heterosexual married couples.
If you've ever known someone who has been in a long term, unmarried, relationship and they break up, most of the time, the woman ends up with NOTHING. If you are lucky, you can get him to pay child support, but in the end you get nothing out of the relationship. And the courts don't split up your assets like a married couple because THERE IS NO CONTRACT!!!
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Amen to that! I am so tired of people talking about this "commitment" crap! No seems to understand marriage is a legal and economic safeguard against life.
This is also why rich people, the Big O comes to mind, are so reluctant to do it.
I can't stand this fool, Perez, but look what was on his site:
http://perezhilton.com/2011-06-09-rest-easy-ladies-george-clooney-is-sin...
A source said:
"They're trying to figure out what the next step should be, but they both seem ready to move on."
Shit, if everyone on this site didn't say it before he said it!!!
Damn, we are GOOD.
As soon as I heard this bitch say the "M" word, I knew it was over. Marriage is like kryptonite to Clooney.
Get on this, Michael K!!! We need an update!!! I only believe it when it comes from your fingers.
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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 11:24am.
She just signed her walking papers. Didn't Larson start talking shit before she came to the mansion one day and found all her shit packed in a Eddie Hardy bag with a note that said bye bitch.
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@TiredofthisCrap: Yup. That's why I said Lizzie just signed her walking papers. Get ready for the press release about the amicable breakup between this piece of tail and Ms. Clooney.
Italian boytoys can cheer with happiness now. Clooney is gonna need some consoling. The kind only a young, hot, slightly muscular, dark-haired Italian boy can give. *LOL*
Anyway, George don't keep them around long. This broad had a good run. *LOL*
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
She just signed her walking papers. Didn't Larson start talking shit before she came to the mansion one day and found all her shit packed in a Eddie Hardy bag with a note that said bye bitch.
I have nothing witty to say. I think she's unattractive, not even close to jolie-laide, just plain old laide.
Submitted by KidL on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:32am.
Thank you, KidL. You are also right on the money! *s*
I'm in the great State of New York and we don't recognize common-law marriage either. So if you are just a "partner", you don't have rights to make medical decisions, financial decisions... if your name ain't on the lease, you are ass out...
I'm sorry that your friend's partner's mother was being an evil, bitter old woman who wouldn't let her son's partner be with him at a time when he needed him the most... family can be real cruel at the worst time.
But you are right... the partner had no rights over the mother. But if they were married, or even ex-married, he would have some rights. That's why gay people are fighting for this kind of equality. Heterosexual couples take it for granted.
Don't laugh at marriage. Those who ended up on the short stick of relationships and finances gone bad ain't laughing. Just watch Judge Judy on any given day... you'll see what I"m talking about.
Back to Clooney... he ain't marrying this broad...
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:43am.
Thank you for that post! Every point is 100% true.
It's one thing for millionaire movie stars to say they don't need a piece of paper to be committed but for most people, marriage is a good idea esp. if you buy property together, have kids, etc.
I live in a state (VA) that does not recognise common law relationships. It doesn't matter if you have been together for 50 years-no marriage means you have no legal rights to that person.
It isn't just about money either. Unless you have it in writing, a partner cannot make medical decisions for their partner and may not even be able to visit them in hospital. It does happen. I had a gay pal whose partner's mother HATED him. She banned him from seeing his partner in the hospital after the guy was in a coma as the result of a motorcycle accident. Legally, she could and did do it as she was her son's next-of-kin-not the partner of nearly 20 years!
She may look a bit "mannish" in the face (I like it actually) but the body is entirely female - I see no evidence of fake boobs. Europeans tend to look less homogenized than Americans.
That goddamn "bitch, your pancakes look fine to me" tag is cracking me up
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:08am.
Why do you have to be married to be committed?
What, that piece of paper somehow makes people less likely to stray?
Yea that seems to be working quite well. People don't honour the sanctity if marriage in our modern world anyway and the divorce rate bears that out.
You don't need the churche's or the state's approval to be in a commited relationship period!
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Okay, a little bit of a lesson for some folks...
Marriage is a CONTRACT. It is a written agreement (hence the license) between two people to maintain a committed, loyal and LAWFUL relationship until which time both parties deem the contract over (ie divorce or death).
Let me say this clearly: The COURTS do not recognize COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP!!!! This is why homosexuals are trying to get marriage LEGAL for themselves in this country. Why??? Not to fuck with the Pat Robertsons in the world, but to legalize their relationships so they can be protected by the laws that protect heterosexual married couples.
If you've ever known someone who has been in a long term, unmarried, relationship and they break up, most of the time, the woman ends up with NOTHING. If you are lucky, you can get him to pay child support, but in the end you get nothing out of the relationship. And the courts don't split up your assets like a married couple because THERE IS NO CONTRACT!!!
I have known in my personal life many women who lost everything after being in a long-term relationship with a man they weren't married to. And they couldn't go to court for support because it was not recognized as a "marriage".
So what is the difference? The Diff is actually coming out of a relationship with something or being left with nothing while the fucker goes off with the 22 year old Hooters girl.
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant Michael K- 3/10/11
Georgie isn't going to marry her or any woman unless she has a dick. . . Then again, going by the looks of her, she may very well have one!
Reality check: George and this side-piece are gonna be parting ways soon.
As soon as Georgie hears the "M" word outta the mouth of some B he's banging, he's outta there and into the arms of a nice young twinkie.
Lizzie just signed her walking papers...
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:08am.
Reality check: "commitment" doesn't mean any more than marriage. If a person wants to cheat or break up they will, and just saying "we're committed" just means that they haven't broken up yet.
If Canalis wants to be married, that's HER business. No woman dates Clooney for the long term, so that's just an ambition of hers.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Who cares? It's their business, not mine.
Personally, I like Clooney. I've liked him in every movie I've seen him in. Of course he always plays a pussyhound, so he's able to keep up his image off screen.
And, as my mother says, "If a man tells you he isn't looking for a commitment, BELIEVE HIM."
Why do you have to be married to be committed?
What, that piece of paper somehow makes people less likely to stray?
Yea that seems to be working quite well. People don't honour the sanctity if marriage in our modern world anyway and the divorce rate bears that out.
You don't need the churche's or the state's approval to be in a commited relationship period!
Why do you have to be married to be committed?
What, that piece of paper somehow makes people less likely to stray?
Yea that seems to be working quite well. People don't honour the sanctity if marriage in our modern world anyway and the divorce rate bears that out.
You don't need the churches or the states approval to be in a commited relationship period!
Keep bearding for the gay and stfu...someone told this ugly bitch HE'S relevant but can't even speak English to his American "boyfriend"
Why would any woman date a man who says upfront: No commitment? You will be dumped sooner or later and for what reason does he dump? I'm not saying that all relationships should end up in marriage but with him you know it's going to be bye-bye one day so why bother??
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I like her. When she talks, not so much - she was awful on Leverage, she comes across as dumb as a post, but it could just be because she's a horrible actress or she just hasn't figured out English yet.
George said no marriage but he's looking old and the gay rumors are getting a lot louder (and his career's not exactly getting livelier). Maybe he/she/whatever knows something.
Brad Pitt said he and Skankelina would only get married when everyone in America would be able to. Now a couple of weeks ago he said they were thinking about doing it because it was something that was becoming important to the kids.
Casey Anthony = Susan Smith
She did it all for a worthless fuck who didn't give two shits about her.
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GERONIMO!
Casey Anthony = Scott Peterson
Cut from the same cloth.
Scary.
Both were indulged children.
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And also, David Temple.
I follow the Casey Anthony case day by day, but it irritates me that nothing is written about it where I live.
It is entirely possible that homosexual George Clooney will do what millions of other sisters like herself have been doing for eons: become a Lesbian by marrying a fish!
Once the homosexual has married the fish- thereby acquiring what is known as a 'beard' - she can never again be accused of being a sissy! Millions upon millions do this every year!
Celebrity examples of this abound: homosexual tinymeat Brad Pitt, homosexual John Travolta, homosexual Harrison Ford, the list is endless!!! And since fish care little for sex, only money, the 'arrangement' works for both parties!
Will not talk about Kris H. >:( I'm just so sick of that damn family. Where are the terrorists when you really need them?
Oh, please.
Kris H. is in on this whole bs, he just wants to be on TV like Lamar.
As long as he performs on the court, he can make extra money any way he wants to, legally.
I mean, does anyone think ANYONE would marry that dumb whore?
I mean, I like Kim, being that she's a nobody who has millions, but c'mon.
Drama.
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GERONIMO!
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything...George.
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GERONIMO!
The latest from TMZ :
NFL player Bret Lockett is saying he's been dating Kim Lardassian at the same time as her fiance Kris Humphries. LOLOLOL! ---->
http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/08/bret-lockett-kim-kardashian-in-touch-weekl...
Bitch always has her damn nose in the air. Yeah, we get it, you're a winner. *eyeroll*
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
She doesn't strike me as a very kind or likable person, but she probably made the cut for having other redeeming qualities.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
S(he) and George should just remake "The Crying Game" and be done with it.
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GERONIMO!
well, she sure has a handsome face...
that's all I got on this one.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Whatever,
Lol, I swear I didn't read your comment before I wrote mine!
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GERONIMO!
Well, as long as she continues with her male to female transition, she very well may be a wife someday.
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GERONIMO!
Are we sure that is a lady? Looks like a man in this picture.
wow this just made me think of the band Holly and the Italians, which i haven't thought of in eons ..
*oops, never mind, carry on, just mumbling to myself in the corner here*
i do like Elisabetta, i think her face is sexy and interesting
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
UM, I think Lauryn Hill would like to see you in her office. WHATEVER bitch. He only cares about himself...it's NOT going to happen.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I've gone out with guys that looked more female. Not buying the woman thing she's trying to sell.
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Since 1999? It was January 2011 when he said on Piers Morgan that marriage is not gonna happen ever again. "You only get one" he said.
This chick's delusional.
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Submitted by DianaDeath on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:08pm.
I like her look here, seriously. The lipstick + sequined top really work.
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I agree. I think she looks hot here.
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I like her look here, seriously. The lipstick + sequined top really work.
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Casey Anthony = Scott Peterson
Cut from the same cloth.
Scary.
Both were indulged children.
Are you reading this Katie and Tommyboy?
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Who is this fucking cunt again?
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:55pm.
It's nice to know the bitch reads her US and other tabloid shit while most likely sitting on the shitter like the rest of us.
@LaChaylo are you watching me or something? How did you know that I like to read my rag magazines while i'm on the shitter?!
George if you are reading this I'll beard for you! My qualifications are I am a REAL woman who doesn't look like man, I'll beat the shit outta you if that's what you like, and as long as you pay me a shitload of money to keep you on the DL tip, I'll never mention the word marriage to you or the tabloids. When do
I start?
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Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
When you get cocky is when you get fucked up.-Me
I swear on everything holy that Elisabetta was born with a dick. Maybe Georgie has been pulling a fast one on us this whole time? Hmmm......
I swear on everything holy that Elisabetta was born with a dick. Maybe Georgie has been pulling a fast one on us this whole time? Hmmm......
@tonic thanks for the reality check. Just a temporary trip into the land of unicorns and pixie dust.
No doubt my inner cynical bitch will return in full force, shortly.
Something tells me that Georgie is gonna give her the old BITCH BOOM BYE in 3...2...1. This is the same crap Sarah Larson did right before she was sent packing. He'll be looking for another cocktail waitress to beard for him stat.
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Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!