Jennifer Manastealin & Justin Theroux Aren't Wasting Any Time
As Heidi Bivens visits a shaman/matchmaker to try to shake off the FOREVER ALONE curse that was passed on to her by Jennifer Aniston after Justin Theroux dropped her, her ex-boyfriend and Maddox's nemesis have moved in together. UsWeekly reports that Jennifer Manastealin has cleared out some space in her Cabbage Patch Doll's closet to make room for Justin Theroux's shit.
A source says that even though they've been dating for a few weeks, she's already calling him her boyfriend and they're living together at her house in L.A. AND Life & Style is reporting that Jen and Justin are playing a fast forward game of Life by adopting a puppy friend together.
Norman, Jen's BFF and the best lonely tear licker a spinster could ask for, went to doggy dog heaven earlier this year and now she's ready to add a new member to her canine family. The source says that Justin is into it, because he's all set to settle down and start a family.
Who cares if Justin was sharing a tube of toothpaste with his longtime girlfriend only a couple of months ago! Who cares if Justin will probably do to Aniston what Brenda did to him on Six Feet Under! This is Jennifer's time! After years of whispering sweet nothings into her body pillow, she has finally found something that will whisper back to her instead of spitting out hypoallergenic stuffing.
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Two, it's what JA does with every frickin one of her male co-stars, so there's a long pattern of it. Then, when the movie's been released, you suddenly don't hear about the dude anymore or there's some bogus story leaked about the real cause of the breakup
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I have to respectfully disagree to this statement.
She was NOT linked to Owen Wilson for Marley &Me.
Not linked to Justin Bateman (the Baster or whatever movie that was just out)
Not linked to Clive Owen for Derailed
Not linked to Kevin Costner for Rumor Has It
Never linked to any co star (Ben Affleck) in HJNTIY
And NOT linked to anyone in her new film Horrible Bosses (or whatever the name is)
I mean seriously ... she was linked to Vince Vaughn for the Break UP movie .. but they WERE dating even after the movie came out and after her high profile divorce. It was a legit relationship.
At best, there was speculation about Gerard Butler but that's it. No proof that anything went on. They were also BOTH single during the filming of the movie and I suspect definite flirtation ...
So who are ALL these men she did the publicity relationship with ??? NUTTERS.
I agree with other posters who think this "relationship" with Jen is a farce. Justin and his ex-girlfriend probably just ran their course, and he has moved on to this bullshit for a little press.
Anyway, I just can't believe this is real because Jen has "dated" a guy from every movie she has done in the past 5+ years. If she wants me to believe this shit is real she's going to have to put out a video of them doing it
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Submitted by K2 on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 5:44am.
As for this being a publicity farce... I seriously doubt it. What is with some of you and the conspiracy theories? Lets walk away from a 14 yr relationship , to sell a movie?!! FOR REAL? Some of you are nutters.
I'll admit to being a nutter, but not here. One, you're looking at it from his perspective and accepting the rumor (only) that he was in this solid, 14-year relationship. I bet tons of B actors would jump at the chance to be linked to her, for the sake of their careers. They're all flamin' narcissists anyway.
Two, it's what JA does with every frickin one of her male co-stars, so there's a long pattern of it. Then, when the movie's been released, you suddenly don't hear about the dude anymore or there's some bogus story leaked about the real cause of the breakup.
A friend of mine knew a guy that was dating a woman for 10 years... since high school/college days. He must've banged everything that moved, the man was the biggest cheat going. His "girlfriend" was successful and independant. Every woman he slept with knew she was in the picture. Sometimes they would break up for a few weeks but always got back together. NO one understood why he kept going back considering he didnt want to be monogamous. Ultimately after a decade he ended up marrying her. The reason: She was a good woman and he felt he wasted 10 yrs of her life and owed it to her!! He loved her like a sister.
And this might be the exact reason why Justin remained with his g/f. Jen might've been too good to pass up though.
As for this being a publicity farce... I seriously doubt it. What is with some of you and the conspiracy theories? Lets walk away from a 14 yr relationship , to sell a movie?!! FOR REAL? Some of you are nutters.
He's not married though, is he? I see a world of difference between this and breaking up a marriage, so I wouldn't paint her with the Angie brush just yet.
i am returning to this mess because it puzzles me deeply,i kind of like this stoner ho,superficial yes but harmless and likeable.If this is staged,it makes me think whether shit like her marriage with Brad Pitt was staged too.Could it be possible that we are dealing with some next level deception shit?
Submitted by Aquarianne on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 12:39am.
Her movie is due to be released 7/8.
Good point. I figured these shenanigans related to their movie together, due out in October, but "Horrible Bosses" also makes sense.
Her movie is due to be released 7/8. So, in a month to six weeks we should see old sorry-looking Jen hand on her stomach looking forlorn. It's her pattern. She just took it a step further this time. Guess this one needed a place to live.
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Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 12:13am.
Where are my oh-so-witty posts?? I take a full 15 mins. outta my vodka binge to think, post AND spellcheck to no avail. I am now crying in my Goldschager!
You could compose offline, save, then try to post? Binge on.
Where are my oh-so-witty posts?? I take a full 15 mins. outta my vodka binge to think, post AND spellcheck to no avail. I am now crying in my Goldschager!
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Fucking pathetic. Who had heard of Justin Theroux before this shit anyway? A handful of people at most. This shite will last all of 5 seconds and for what? Shallow, plastic fantastic.
Why the hell did Maniston have to bring an innocent puppy into this in her desperate attempt to keep a man?
Life's a fuckin' trip, que no.
But OH THE IRONING of this shit is nearly too much to bear.
Well now she is just like Angie! She is a home wrecker too! I still like her better with Bradley Cooper. I want her with another Brad, so she doesn't have to change all her wedding napkins.
That reminds me-I was going through old stuff and found wedding favors from people who are long since divorced. They were cute all, so I felt bad about tossing them.
So, he left his lady of 14 Fucking years for a relationship that may last 10 months max?!
Aniston must have some bagina or he wants this publicity.
I've never responded to this shit before, but I think these quotes are muy interesting.
Radar, May 25th: “Jen Aniston and Justin Theroux? Not happening. Who says so? The mother of Justin’s gorgeous long-time girlfriend, stylist Heidi Bivens! Marilyn Bivens said Theroux, 39, and Aniston, 42, are just FRIENDS. “It’s not true at all,” Bivens said. “That’s from Justin’s own mouth. He said he was with her at a dinner party with a lot of other people. It’s been just a big, big misunderstanding — and you can take that as the truth.”
Radar, June 14th: “The costume designer’s mom, Marilyn Bivens, has exclusively told Radar that her daughter is “doing fine” despite her high profile and painful split. She said: “Heidi is doing fine and just trying to get on with her life.”
Theroux, 39, and Aniston, 42, first hooked-up last autumn while they had been filming Wanderlust together. He was last photographed in public with Bivens at The House Of Blues Leaves opening night on Broadway on April 25, 2011. Aniston and her new man went public with a very public display of affection at the MTV Movie Awards bash" in June. Bivens moved out of their apartment last weekend
>>Maybe, Jen and Angie Ho can become friends after all? Compare notes? Haha
Why anyone would want to stay with a guy that couldn't commit after 14 years is beyond me...good riddance, I say.
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AW! She calls him her boyfriend? AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
What am I? Twelve?
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I quite like restrained forms of manly beardedness - not the full Santa.
The flavour saver/soul patch thingy is a dealbreaker.
Manscaping should be illegal.
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I really can't say exactly why, but I'm not buying this thing. Something seems off. Could be wrong, but if this is some kind of arrangement, I wouldn't be surprised. Not that I care that much, just getting a weird vibe. Eh.
It doesn't make a difference that they weren't married. I mean, really. 14 years, and he's gone? For Jennifer fucking Aniston? They are both douches.
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For the record, it has been stated that they were on and off for 14 yrs ... lived together for 6 yrs . If you're on and off that often, who's to say how serious a relationship it was to begin with. No one knows if they were the make up/break up on a monthly basis kinda couple. Maybe he got tired of it. Maybe they had an understanding to see other people. Who knows.
I seriously find it hard to believe that Aniston would get involved with someone completely unavailable knowing the repercussion's... her reputation taking a hit. She's too smart and probably cares a little too much about what people think. UNLIKE other people.
So then, Jen broke up a relationship too? (I don't buy for a minute that they were broken up) I guess now she's the one missing a sensitivity chip. There better not be one more peep from her camp about Angelina...now they are both one and the same.
It doesn't make a difference that they weren't married. I mean, really. 14 years, and he's gone? For Jennifer fucking Aniston? They are both douches.
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14 years with a woman and he decides he's now ready to settle down with a woman he's been dating for a few weeks? What an asshole.
Meh, just come out as a carpet muncher already...It's too obvios with your pal Oprah being in the same closeted boat....If not, hire better beards...but of course, you wouldn't be in the tabs every other second because you have little else to offer other than your former connection to Brad and Angelina who sucked the hot out of each other...So WTF?
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Im still not convinced they are together, no pics, no pr people verifying it. Until she tells the world, I will reserve my opinion.
Damn ... 103 comments already.
Well, hasnt it been said that when you find the right one, you just know? Maybe they get each other. Look at Brad & Jolie, he wasnt even divorced yet and they were having babies and co-adopting and shit.... although it has been 6 yrs and they still wont legalize they're union...
Whatever... back to Jen .
If she's smart , she would've made him cut that shit beard off before handing over a key to her house. And the ex g/f should've been hoofing it 6 months before she even started dating him. But eventually I'm sure we'll get the big interview , where she sits down and addresses all this speculation. Too bad Oprah's done.
Wouldn't you be leery of a guy who dumps a chick after 14 years (and lied to her at the end) then quickly says "Yes I'll move in with you! Yes I'll adopt a puppy with you! Yes to everything!"
If he didn't want all of these things before, why now? Why suddenly? Just seems sketchy to me.
So Granniston is now no better than St. Angie who she pity-partied on about for years now. SPARE ME the whole "but they weren't MARRIED" bull. A relationship is a relationship and often they are even MORE committed than married couples Anyone who condones this while at the same time condemning Angelina is a hypocrite.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 3:07pm.
whippersnapper, I DID. kacky asked, and I told her.
relax, honey!
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Ahhh..thanks! I totally skimmed past that, my bad.
He kind of whispers 'I miiiight be a bit of a douche' to me, but he's really cute and I hope that I'm just hearing things.
And good for her. The whole relationship overlap happens, I'll write it again. When you're NOT MARRIED, it's not as big of a deal. At least she's not stealin' married dudes.
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he's got a love affair with his eyebrows, not her.
She's living with Sinestro?
whippersnapper, I DID. kacky asked, and I told her.
relax, honey!
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Her new movie is going to BOMB just like all her others! It looks like a shit sandwich.
And as I said yesterday, he is FUUUUUUUUGGGGG!
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 1:44pm.
It's embarrassing, for the female race, how long she stayed there with no children to bind them together.
No pride. The victim of 'Ugly Girl Thinking', much like 'Fat Girl Thinking'.
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Some of us don't need children, or even a wedding ring, to "bind" us together. Having children to strengthen a relationship, and gettin' hitched to a man out of desperation, are the pathetic acts of a woman without pride.
You have it all backwards, doll.
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So no one is going to tell me exactly what Brenda did to him in Six Feet Under? Fuck y'all then! Bastards!
Back in 2003 the NY Times interviewed him. He mentions his dog but not the girlfriend. So how in love could he have been?
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/03/garden/at-home-with-justin-theroux-the...
Well Justin has got another thing coming if he think she's gonna have anything other than dog babies. Human babies cannot subsist on a diet of Marlboro Lights and daily yoga.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Submitted by ambism on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 1:20pm.
heehee Slutty. I am still laughing at that comment ms lewis made. In what world should a 42 year old be a granny?
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To add some trivia to this statement, the youngest grandmother in the world (or as recorded) is 23.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/07/woman-23-worlds-youngest-grandm...
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Ugh. Those kind of world records make my heart ache. On Snopes, there's a story about the youngest person to give birth. I believe she was a five year old rape victim.
Edit: here's the link:
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
He's kind of hot. I hope they last.
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Douchechill!
The fact that these two see something in each other makes me like Aniston more. I picture them getting stoned & laughing a lot. Love the guy for the David Lynch films (Mulholland & Inland Empire) and other wonderfully weird & funny performances; he also wrote the screenplay (with Ben Stiller) for Tropic Thunder. So dude is funny and smart. Going from Mayer to Theroux boggles the mind. I'm thinking now that Aniston was always just using Mayer for sex-- which mitigates somewhat (but can never erase) the stain of associating herself with that creep.
Re breaking off a long static relationship, then moving fast & further with a new partner-- yeah, I've seen that happen too. It's tough & tragic for the ex, but who can really judge & condemn the person moving on? Love is hardly fair; the human heart is inscrutable & cruel.
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Submitted by stinky on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 1:32pm.
Work for the Seinfelds - she was literally about to walk down the aisle when she jumped ship.
Heh, girl was actually already MARRIED to an heir to a Broadway theatrical family - I think when she met Seinfeld she had just returned from their honeymoon. But although she married well, she saw an opportunity to marry MEGA-WELL and bailed on her new husband. Gotta admire someone with a gold ring who sees a diamond platinum ring and grabs it. Heh.
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She is a GOLDDIGGER NINJA. I don't know why she deosn't get more love and attention from MK, because she's super golddigger extraordinaire. Plus she plagiarized that shitty hide-yo-veggies cookbook and got away with it!
Submitted by stinky on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 1:32pm.
Work for the Seinfelds - she was literally about to walk down the aisle when she jumped ship.
Heh, girl was actually already MARRIED to an heir to a Broadway theatrical family - I think when she met Seinfeld she had just returned from their honeymoon. But although she married well, she saw an opportunity to marry MEGA-WELL and bailed on her new husband. Gotta admire someone with a gold ring who sees a diamond platinum ring and grabs it. Heh.
He looks like a dirty hot fuck.
And frankly, there are two reasons to move fast on the Bumpa Train. Either a dude is loaded....or you are dickmatized because the dick is good (and/or huge).
I bet Justin's packin' and has completely dickmatized Sad-iston.
Nope, he still looks like King Philip II of Spain to me. I just watched "Elizabeth: The Golden Age" last night. He was portrayed as really bonkers and looked EXACTLY like this Justin guy.
PS: Maybe he and Heidi were ON A BREAK......
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 12:47pm.
But...but...the National Enquirer assured me that she was comforting Brad in some late night sex sessions because Ange was back on the heroin and weighed 85 lbs and was planning on adopting 12 more kids!
I just don't know what to believe anymore.
You and me both, kid. I guess she'll find happiness with Justin, there'll be wedding bells and yes, they're pregnant! only for it to end tragically as Jen turns to Brad for comfort in her darkest hour.
Is it me or does all of his pics have that botox eye lift thing going on?
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