From Long Island Lolita To Long Island OMGYOURFACE
Amy Fisher got famous from shooting Mary Buttafuoco in the face, then she got famous again for getting loads shot into her face in porn, and now she's famous again again for shooting Botox, collagen and Drano gel into her face. If they ever make a sequel to the perfect TV masterpiece Causalities of Love, Alyssa Milano will only be able to reprise her role as Amy Fisher if she wears a molded silicone mask modeled after Angelina Jolie's Real Doll.
Amy, a married mother of three and porn star, sat down with Entertainment Tonight to talk about her reality television debut in Dr. Drew's junkie-for-pay show Celebrity Rehab. Amy admitted that she sucks on the booze bottle to escape life and then she said something that should really be Celebrity Rehab's tagline: "I don't need rehab, but I think I made for an interesting cast member!" Clip below Clip below of Amy's lips desperately trying to move like two obese snakes stuck in a pool of hardened gelatin:
Amy Fisher is a deranged mess of melting delusion, but I have to give her credit for her impeccable and classic eyebrow situation as well as the made in France talons of exquisiteness on her finger tips. That being said, why does Amy Fisher hate faces so much?! What does she have against faces and why is she not talking to Dr. Drew about her face hating ways? Amy committed an illegal act by half paralyzing Mary Jo's face with a bullet and now she's half paralyzed her own face with plastic! If you asked Mary Jo about this, she'd probably say that karma is a back alley plastic surgeon.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 12:56am.
Submitted by dlaugher on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 12:22am.
i'm clueless. what kind of procedure makes your eyes look so much bigger?
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Everything got bigger - even her gold chain swole up.
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BWAHAHAHA!!
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Pete Murray Feeler
I remeber when this all went down. I can't believe that 20 years later she is still in the spotlight. Why?!
(973) Jersey Strong
Uhm, Uhm, Uhm, stupid bitch
I'm impressed at how consistent her eyebrows have remained. Wish I could find someone who can make them even, let alone the same for 20 odd years..
johnnysgirl on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 12:56am.
Submitted by dlaugher on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 12:22am.
i'm clueless. what kind of procedure makes your eyes look so much bigger?
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"Everything got bigger - even her gold chain swole up."
COMEDY FUCKING GOLD (literally and figuratively). LMFAO!
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Submitted by dlaugher on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 12:22am.
i'm clueless. what kind of procedure makes your eyes look so much bigger?
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Everything got bigger - even her gold chain swole up.
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
i'm clueless. what kind of procedure makes your eyes look so much bigger?
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Submitted by KeyLimePie on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 6:47pm.
"Dr. Drew is teaching me to be more assertive". More assertive than shooting your lover's wife in the face with a gun?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Having listened to Drew for years on KROQ, I'd suggest that anyone do the opposite of whatever he recommends.
I've seen her sex tapes...hooker was worth every penny.
She was actually really pretty!
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 8:03pm.
Buttafuoco......Buck Futter....Butt...never mind.
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i envy your restraint... heeheehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Buttafuoco......Buck Futter....Butt...never mind.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Well...at least people won't say I look like her anymore!
"Dr. Drew is teaching me to be more assertive". More assertive than shooting your lover's wife in the face with a gun???
There's no hope for her personality but she can keep cocking her head to one side until the Botox wears off and her eyebrows even out. The fingernails can be pried off and the filler in her lips will eventually be absorbed. I hope.
Amy's original nose looked like a bad nose job. Her left (or is it right?) eyebrow is permanently arched. How does this make her more attractive?
johnnysgirl on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 5:00pm.
Does anyone remember that?
YES. lol! Wasn't that "In living color"?
ba-buttons, I bet you have tiny meat, a tiny brain and an ugly face and hideous body just like me. My tiny penis must be compensated for by degrading women because secretly I am angry at women for rejecting my tiny meat, fug face, beer gut and hillbilly 'tude and my having to pay to see their bodies and then go home to my not-hot woman makes me angry and sexually frustrated because my dong is not long or thick or attractive.
Sucks to be us, eh?
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Submitted by Schlong on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 4:33pm.
Okay sweetheart, I'm going to be a sport and help you complete your fantasy. Tonight, when I'm banging my old lady, I'll pretend it's you and smack her ass extra hard.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Y'all are just jelly cuz with Amy's new face, she can get Juggalo-ready waaaaay faster than the rest of you skanks.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Every time I hear the name Buttafuoco, I get that old Comedy Central "Buttafuoco Song" stuck in my head. It was when the Buttafuoco case was fucking everywhere 24/7, and it went "Buttafuoco Buttafuoco butta butta Buttafuoco..." and there was a part that went
"I really really wish I never heard of Amy Fisher
I really really wish I never heard of Amy Fisher..."
Does anyone remember that?
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 3:50pm.
funny fact: as much as I LOVE women and their beautiful bodies I can't STAND going to a strip club. I've been to several from coast to coast (used to go with friends on business trips) and never could get in to the stripping thing.
Well, now you've gone and destroyed part of ba-buttons well thought out theorem on men and women. I'm sure his thesis still stands, but, only with the company he keeps.
Personally, I think Amy should go for the full-on baboon butt lips...she's already half-way there anyhow.
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Submitted by Schlong on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 3:44pm.
jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 3:40pm.
True facts only in a very narrow sense.
Now throw some dollar bills my way...I GOT BILLS!
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LOL!!! funny fact: as much as I LOVE women and their beautiful bodies I can't STAND going to a strip club. I've been to several from coast to coast (used to go with friends on business trips) and never could get in to the stripping thing.
*throws dollar bills anyway*
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 3:40pm.
True facts only in a very narrow sense.
Now throw some dollar bills my way...I GOT BILLS!
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Submitted by Schlong on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 3:36pm.
(i.e. all men are stupid fucks who think only with their cocks and all women are whores who only deserve dollar bills thrown at their naked bodies).
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^TRUE FACTS
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Many strippers become lesbians because both parties dehumanize each other. The man sees only the marketable 'flesh' he 'pays' to see and the woman sees only the 'wallet' paying for said flesh. When all you see is the worst of a certain group of people (men OR women) you can be gullible enough to believe ALL people are a certain way (i.e. all men are stupid fucks who think only with their cocks and all women are whores who only deserve dollar bills thrown at their naked bodies). If you choose a 'career' or choose to be around people who only fit your narrow world-view...then, yes, you will think that is the 'norm' even though it is patently NOT.
Just because most serial killers are men doesn't mean I think all men are cereal killers hunting down Cap'n Crunch, Count Chocula and the silly Trix Rabbit.
Long Island Lolita now resembles photoshop GOO FX which really is perfect karma.
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
She used to look like a bloated Mary Louise Parker. Now she's Angelina Jolie if someone threw acid in her face... and afterward she had a stroke.
A woman walking around looking like a whore (e.g. Shauna Sand, Coco, et al., cheap, tarty, available for sexual congress for money, with the inflated porn-influenced sex-doll stereotype, made for one thing only) is vastly different from a woman enjoying herself in bed in a fulfilling, fun manner with a partner. The two things are not the same.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
She looks like Angelina Jolie, if AJ ate something now & then and had a repaired cleft lip/palate. No bueno.
Picasso face.
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When the woman you shot in the face looks better than you do, you know you had bad plastic surgery.
And I don't find it empowering at all, this whole porn "star" thing. And why is it that everyone in the porn industry is a "star?" Is porn like tee-ball, where everyone gets a trophy for showing up?
@ least she doesn't still have that porcine nose anymore
@ fucking classy..you are excellent form today dear!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 1:20pm.
Honey, lesbian or not, you couldn't ignore me if you tried.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
There's a lack of open mindedness on both genders when it comes to all of this.
I always liked the "woman in the street, whore in the bedroom" rule. The sex industry is killing the game b/c it leaves many women feeling inadequate, and gives some men (I'll be nice and not say all) unrealistic expectations. Like someone else said, women do so much for their men that when they see their men's lust for porn stars and strippers it's like a betrayal and it makes them give up on trying. I try my best not to be jealous of those things since I find myself guilty of certain things too. I try to be more than average when it comes to the bedroom, but I've been with some sexual deviants that at some point make sex seem like a daily chore. Spicing things up in any relationship is a challenge, and it isn't always the woman's responsibility. Porn and strip clubs is like an easy way out.
Personally I blame Angelina Jolie for this look more so than porn stars.
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OL!! You bitches are hot today!!
*ahem*
- tramp stamps
- pierced tongues
- pierced nipples
- pussy tattoos
- landing strip pubes
- bald pussies
got none of that, none, but I like to have fun in "bed" no need to imitate a porn star to be fun and kinky, not everyone tries to look like a porn star, and if you really look at the porn the girls dont even acknowledge the men just the camera, which kinda makes icky
But hey what do I know? I dont imitate them, and I dont think my whole purpose in life is to be fucked by men, and that is where your problem lays, the girls you seem to know, are insecure and obviously needy.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:54pm.
Honey, even if I was a misogynist I could never hate you as much as you hate yourself.
It's truly pathetic when some woman with image issues tries to blame everybody but THEMSELVES for their problem.
Now get out of my sight and go trim that home for wayward spiders you call a muff. Maybe then your old man will actually think of YOU when he's pumping that hole tonight.
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Jesus fuck, look at all the hatred towards somebody you don't even know on the internet! I criticized your opinions, which are clearly misogynistic, not you. I have fuck all idea of how you look or act, although after this little post I'm sure I'd make plenty of accurate guesses about your sad, ignorant self.
By the way, I'm young and love my body, love myself and my life, and am pretty satisfied with my sex life. I obviously don't have the obsession you do with pubic hair, but I'm actually pretty far from your "wayward spiders" comment. As for the SATISFY YOUR OLD MAYUN!! comment, I'm a lesbian with an equally young and beautiful girlfriend, and what we do for one another in the bedroom doesn't fit your narrow, asinine, in-your-face and yes, MISOGYNISTIC stereotypes. By the way, your silly comments make me think you're probably a lot older than me, so perhaps you should question your obvious obsession with the 14-year-old boy's dream girl.
Nowwwww, back to ignoring the hateful, painfully immature little troll.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 1:05pm.
Yeah, you are right..ITA. I was really just using his wording..I should have used quotes.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:11pm.
Being a whore in the bedroom and butchering your face and body to look like a surprised duck with bolt ons are two totally different things.
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I agree, although the "like a whore in bed" expression is great to show how fucked up our world is, and how strong the madonna/whore complex still plagues women. So if you act in a sexually confident, experienced, pleasure-seeking way in bed (which should be viewed as a positive thing!), instead of just laying there like a helpless little virgin, then you're a WHORE.
SMH.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:54pm.
Honey, even if I was a misogynist I could never hate you as much as you hate yourself.
It's truly pathetic when some woman with image issues tries to blame everybody but THEMSELVES for their problem.
Now get out of my sight and go trim that home for wayward spiders you call a muff. Maybe then your old man will actually think of YOU when he's pumping that hole tonight.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:31am.
Joey Buttafuoco over here!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Submitted by seejaneclick on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:54pm.
The ONLY reason, and I mean the ONLY reason why guys like porn stars, whores and strippers is because they make men feel adequate. Deep down, you men know you suck in bed, romance, nurturing and just being good partners. The women you HAVE TO PAY to make you feel relevant, including your wives or girlfriends...they laugh at you. Most of the women I know do so much for their men that after awhile they get sick of it and give up. You give nothing, you get nothing. It's a two way street.
I will never forget going to a strip club and watching a guy all gaga over this stripper chick and her and I made eye contact. She rolled her eyes and made gagging faces over the guy who was throwing money at her. I thought, 'well there you go'...men are just too stupid to realize that if it wasn't for your dicks or your money, we really couldn't give a fuck. We're just better at playing the games.
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I see where you're coming from, but you're being as sexist and hateful as the guy you're criticizing. Not all men go gaga over strippers, suck in bed and fail to love, and not all women despise men like you're saying.
I know society makes its damn best to make sure men fit into one despicable role and women fit into an equally damaging other, but I still think the best approach is to criticize the perversion of this social arrangement instead of directing your frustrations towards the opposite sex. Men and women, we're all human beings.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:11pm.
Being a whore in the bedroom and butchering your face and body to look like a surprised duck with bolt ons are two totally different things.
I think you are giving yourself too much credit...no one is hot and I am certainly not holier than thou. I just don't think this look is HOT or sexy. You do. To each their own.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
ubmitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:54pm.
OT: She was a lot younger than Joey when she shot his wife's face. I'm not trying to justify her actions, but to me he was clearly the bigger asshole in that sad story.
I agree.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:11pm.
well... i guess that's it... i think that i just had an aneurysm...
i try to find something, anything to agree with on folks posts, but... i'm just coming up with nothing here... *sigh*... sad, i tell ya.
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I say let's all just ignore the misogynistic troll and head for the open bar. Some trolls are so oblivious to their own ignorance and hatred, it's just not even fun to fuck with their heads.
OT: She was a lot younger than Joey when she shot his wife's face. I'm not trying to justify her actions, but to me he was clearly the bigger asshole in that sad story.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
The ONLY reason, and I mean the ONLY reason why guys like porn stars, whores and strippers is because they make men feel adequate. Deep down, you men know you suck in bed, romance, nurturing and just being good partners. The women you HAVE TO PAY to make you feel relevant, including your wives or girlfriends...they laugh at you. Most of the women I know do so much for their men that after awhile they get sick of it and give up. You give nothing, you get nothing. It's a two way street.
I will never forget going to a strip club and watching a guy all gaga over this stripper chick and her and I made eye contact. She rolled her eyes and made gagging faces over the guy who was throwing money at her. I thought, 'well there you go'...men are just too stupid to realize that if it wasn't for your dicks or your money, we really couldn't give a fuck. We're just better at playing the games.
This is why i "praise" the Cunt Polenta's (Fishticks) plastic surgery, as much as i cant stand her ass, because at least she doesn't end up like this bitch (i wish she did though haha.) That's the difference between a Hollywood hoar and a back alley hoar-better plastic surgery.
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:11pm.
well... i guess that's it... i think that i just had an aneurysm...
i try to find something, anything to agree with on folks posts, but... i'm just coming up with nothing here... *sigh*... sad, i tell ya.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Why the hell did she inject crap into her face? It makes her look 10 years older!
LOL!! You bitches are hot today!!
*ahem*
- tramp stamps
- pierced tongues
- pierced nipples
- pussy tattoos
- landing strip pubes
- bald pussies
I saw all of these things on stripper/porn stars ages before I saw all of you holier-than-thou bitches with them. Some of those things are so mainstream they are now cliche. So I guess all of these girls were TOLD to do these things to themselves by some big, bad "pig-man".
I'm honest with my old lady. I like porn. Strippers are hot. It turns me on when she acts like a whore in the bedroom. I think a lot of you women should be directing your hatred of strippers/porn stars to your "men" who like all the things I do but don't have the guts to say so because some overbearing cuckold is telling him what HE should find sexually appealing.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Back alley plastic surgery = hatchet face
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Face it, the porn star look is getting real popular nowadays. You woman may HATE porn stars on the surface but deep down inside you can't help but see their sexual appeal (and seek to emulate it). It is, in a twisted way, empowering.***
NOw that statement is a crock of shit if I ever read one...who wants to emulate a brain dead over inflated low self esteem whore...no thanks, I think I will pass.
Michael K really is spot-on with his Karma observation.