Jennifer Aniston Is Inside The Actors Studio
Because Megan Fox was already busy teaching a master class in acting at Juilliard, James Lipton invited Jennifer Aniston into the Actors Studio today. Of course, Jennifer Aniston dragged her snatched piece Justin Theroux along. Because even if your boyfriend is a swastika tattoo away from looking like Charles Manson, you still show that bitch off. Boyfriends are just like 9'inch dicks. If you've got one, flaunt it!
You might be wondering why Jennifer Aniston was asked to be on Inside The Actors Studio since she has the range of a rubber gerbil, but the show is more than just talking about acting skills. The show is also about getting into the mind of a true artist. James Lipton masterfully molests the brain of an actor with his creepy eyes and even creepier mouth. We learn so much! For example, take this EXCLUSIVE first look at Jennifer Aniston's answers for the famous Inside The Actors Studio Questionnaire:
JL: What turns you on?
JA: When my publicist texts me a link to a magazine's website that shows a picture of me kissing a famous man who can be best described as a solid B+ or above and has at least 20 IMDB credits to his name.
JL: What turns you off?
JA: An empty Smart Water bottle (SOLD in the bottled water section of your local grocer!)
JL: What is your favorite word?
JA: Uncool.
JL: What is your least favorite word?
JA: I'll give you a hint. Starts with "Angelina" ends with stealing your fucking husband!
JL: What sound or noise do you love?
JA: Meow.
JL: What sound or noise do you hate?
JA: The sound of the spoon scraping the last drop of cake batter from the bowl after I've just had "the talk."
JL: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
JA: The person who gets to turn down celebrity adoptions from third world countries.
JL: What profession other than yours would you not want to attempt?
JA: Grave digger at a stuffed animal cemetery.
JL: What is your favorite swear word?
JA: Maddoxyoulittlefuckingshitifuckinghateyou!
JL: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you as you enter the Pearly Gates?
JA: "Brad says you did it better, bitch."
"JL: What is your least favorite word?
JA: I'll give you a hint. Starts with "Angelina" ends with stealing your fucking husband!"
Thats the first time I've laughed out loud in a
long time. MK, you are fucking HILARIOUS!!
What did she actually say?
I was watching a rerun of Friends earlier, it came on before King of Queens, I like to watch those reruns when I'm home, I love Kevin James.
It was just so unbelievable how dated that show is, the clothes, the hair!
She is cute, but she is just not a very good actress. She's not the worst, but just very mediocre.
Although I did like her in The Good Girl.
In fact, that's the only thing I've ever liked her in.
I hated Friends.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Mayo on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 1:35pm.
God, it's incredible to see the amount of persons that hate aniston... don't you have a life?
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Even worse are those who LOVE her. Just shows what mediocre looks & talent combined with a great PR machine can do for you.
In all fairness, Inside the Actors Studio has been going downhill for the last few years -- I mean, they had Kate Hudson on. Kate Hudson for the love of cheese! Jennifer Aniston was at least on a long-running popular sitcom. WTF has Kate Hudson ever done?
She looks like Barbra Streisand.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 6:32pm.
Am I the only person who remembers that?
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Sorry, no recollection.
Now if Rod had been exposing himself...
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 6:27pm
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Hahaha...funny you should say that; I just returned from an appointment with Helga, she of the man-hands and the hot wax ;)
Do you remember a story about 7 or 8 (?) years back about Rod Stewart and Rachel Hunter's son Liam dropping poos in a swanky hotel pool in L.A.? He was apparently a nasty little turd (tee hee) and RH didn't do anything - just screeched for the nanny - whilst swimmers rushed from the pool in droves.
Am I the only person who remembers that?
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"Pluck at the air and describe the texture of what you hold between your fingers; that is what trying to describe the sexual alchemy between lovers is like"~W.T.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 6:23pm.
*running around in thread naked*
*looking around* *doing nekkid hula hoop*
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Hey!! I saw that!!
Nice wax job. :)
"JL: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
JA: The person who gets to turn down celebrity adoptions from third world countries."
BWAHAHAHAHA!! I love MK's *creative* interviews!
Jen hauling Mr Beardy to every possible photo opportunity makes me suspicious that he could be a rental. Looks like she's trying to get her money's worth out of the contract.
*running around in thread naked*
Ok, so wanted to mention that James Lipton reminds me of a Canadian celeb interviewer called Brian Linehan, (died in 2004). Linehan had the same smarmy, shoe-licking style but he was also famous for getting celebs to disclose all kinds of private stuff. His M.O.? He would do exhaustive research prior to an interview - and I mean exhaustive; call up neigbours who lived next to the actor as a kid, contact high school drama teachers, their best friend as a kid, their grandparents..whatever! And he would gather little nuggets of very personal information and then SPRING it on the interviewee, who would be stunned into all kinds of spontaneous utterances.
Brian Linehan got on my last nerve but I often tuned in to see how he would surprise his guest (never surprised them with dirt; it was always very gentle)
*looking around* *doing nekkid hula hoop*
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"Pluck at the air and describe the texture of what you hold between your fingers; that is what trying to describe the sexual alchemy between lovers is like"~W.T.
Love, love, love, how Jennifer Anniston's INCREDIBLE SHRINKING NOSE is rivaling Angie Jo's...I wonder who will grab the bag of MICHAEL JACKSON glory before the inevitable collapse????
*pops popcorn*....I'm betting Jen...and GO...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is this guy cute without Madge's pre-fame pubic bush all over his face? Cuz.....
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"Pluck at the air and describe the texture of what you hold between your fingers; that is what trying to describe the sexual alchemy between lovers is like"~W.T.
James Lipton makes me cringe. He's so smarmy and smug and adoring. Of course, celebs fall right into that trap because there's nothing as gratifying as being adored.
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"Pluck at the air and describe the texture of what you hold between your fingers; that is what trying to describe the sexual alchemy between lovers is like"~W.T.
Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 5:37pm.
Maniston could try to pick men who look happy to be with her.
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and Kirstie Alley could try to pick a donut or small pet who doesn't look afraid of her when she has 'that look' in her eyes...Not.Gonna.Happen.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Maniston could try to pick men who look happy to be with her.
To me, she's kinda starting to look like Streisand in that main pic.
Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 4:32pm.
the only Inside ACtors Studio worth watching is the one with David Chapelle...the rest...bleh...
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Oh yeah that was a great one.
(973) Jersey Strong
Preferred Username on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 12:57pm.
@Schlong
You're probably thinking about it harder than Brad thought about it.
True enough, but, I wouldn't be on dlisted pontificating if I didn't think about something harder than Brad Pitt's last brain fart.
:)
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Frickin' hilarious!!!
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
the only Inside ACtors Studio worth watching is the one with David Chapelle...the rest...bleh...
In her defense, James Lipton is no great intellect either. He reminds me of this self-important guy on local PBS who is always doing crappy book interviews. Or Merv Griffin.
I want to like Jen, but her neediness and insecurity are just too, too much.
Awesome, MK !!
JL: What is your least favorite word?
JA: I'll give you a hint. Starts with "Angelina" ends with stealing your fucking husband!
OMG ! that's good.
I almost wish I had a pussy so he could eat it!
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I hope she gets pregnant from him. Jen hasn't thought about Brad since the ink on the divorce papers were dry. Please.
Oh Snap! He looks like Mel Gibson in that pic. Didn't he used to be cute & skinny? I remember him in one of those Charlie's Angels movie.
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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Angelina was on the show in 2005.
http://www.bravotv.com/inside-the-actors-studio/bio/angelina-jolie
Original Airdate: June 5, 2005 Growing up in Los Angeles, Jolie was no stranger to the film industry, being the daughter of Academy Award-winning actor Jon Voight. She later trained and performed at the Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute, where she was seen in several stage productions. She worked as a professional model in London, New York and Los Angeles, and has also appeared in music videos for such artists as Meatloaf and Lenny Kravitz. With an Academy Award, three Golden Globes and an Emmy nomination to her credit, Jolie has appeared in the films Hackers, Gia, Pushing Tin, The Bone Collector, Girl, Interrupted, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider and Alexander among others.
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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
The scary thing is that I actually thought this interview was real before the fourth question
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Allez, venez, Milord!
Vous asseoir ma table;
Il fait si froid, dehors,
Ici c'est confortable
The scary thing is that I actually thought this interview was real before the fourth question
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Allez, venez, Milord!
Vous asseoir ma table;
Il fait si froid, dehors,
Ici c'est confortable
He is a butt ugly douche bag who is only dating her for publicity.
She is dumb as a sack of shit and he fancies himself an intellectual, but he's loving that people actually know his name now instead of referring to him as the SATC 1 episode guy who would come before he got it in.
She is so fucking bland and boring. She's only relevant for being a snobby spinster.
He was never relevant. He's a New York party scene wanna be hipster, be he's too fucking old and boring to be considered cool.
This rom-com no-talent was pontificating on the art and craft of The Theatre? Aniston makes Clara "Where's the Beef?" Peller look like Stella Adler.
Does she take this dumbass EVERYWHERE? Gurl. You're not helping the 'desperate!1' rumors.
I accidentally caught about 5 mins of The Good Girl the other night - damn, she was breathtaking back in the day. Something's not clean in the milk - either it's her karma, her soul, or that eyebrow situation because she can afford all the work it takes to keep looking good, but ... maybe it's the hardness in the line of her mouth or her eyes ... maybe it's because Nancy Grace seems more likely to be a warm, fun bff than Jen-Jen ... idk
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
im really liking her new piece of ass...he looks like he can grab hair really good while fucking you from behind and whispering some nasty shit in your ear.....
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"Boyfriends are just like 9'inch dicks. If you've got one, flaunt it!"```M.K.
JL: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
JA: The person who gets to turn down celebrity adoptions from third world countries.
LMFAO. *dead*
Dear MK, enough already. Thank you.
She's a celebrity, not an actor.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
That hair is simply awful.
He's really got crazy eyes. And why is he always dressed like it's 40 degrees outside?
God, it's incredible to see the amount of persons that hate aniston... don't you have a life?
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
hE USED TO BE EVEN HOTTER YEARS AGO... Now he is sexy in that Dirty Sanchez kinda a way.. He just looks like he fucks good and can eat a mean pussy!! I'd definitely hit it!!
yikes! every time he's looking at the camera, he's leaning away from her... that's not good.
AS if Jennifer Aniston is that funny.
MK you rock.
Wow, the Aniston PR machine is in overdrive these days. As for the Actors Studio, Lee Strasberg and Elia Kazan must be spinning to Australia by now. Actors Studio = Hello! Magazine. Will Aniston talk about the grueling method she used for Marley and Me [Botox] and her newest epic Bad Bosses [more Botox]?
Now that Aniston has paved the way, perhaps Lipton's next subjects can be Kellan Lutz, Lindsay Lohan & Kim Kardashian. They're fine, seasoned, terrifically sensitive and accomplished actors as well and I'm sure everyone will want to hear about their "process" and "craft".
JL: What sound or noise do you hate?
JA: The sound of the spoon scraping the last drop of cake batter from the bowl after I've just had "the talk."
haha. I can picture her licking a big wooden spoon with her neck cocked holding the phone against her shoulder.
Know what kind of hotness lies beneath the beard....I'd hit it till it broke.
Lets stop trying to decide who is better AJ or JA
they are both similar, both do drugs, parents are actors, mediocre actress, manhores, one collect babies, another ? not sure, both slept with Brad Pitt
and people please remenber that Brad Pitt is really really dumb (like mentally challenged), he did not leave one for the other, he left JA because AJ oozes sexuality, I am sick of the comparison
Men cheat on their patners Anjie cheats on everyone, Jen is a pothead, Anjie is a cokehead, they are both known because of daddy
for some reason I am getting sick of them now, I almost wish they will stop talking about them, and for the life of me I will never understand why people glorify Anjie Ho so much
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
MK: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you as you enter the Pearly Gates?
ElB: You can wank as much as possible up here
Lol
*stares towards the sky with mouth wide open during rainstorm*
He's sorta growing on me. Not sure about the cunnilingus fantasy yet, but he can always start from below.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
You guys are on FIAH! lol!
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
MK: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
ElB: A Brazilian waxer.
HAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.