OctoMom Does Not Hate Her Babies

InTouch Weekly must've mistakenly interviewed a full-time Pete Burns impersonator who sometimes hires himself out as an OctoMom look-alike to parents of brat children who need to be scared with the threat of being wished into her dilapidated bunny uterus if they don't act right, because the real OctoMom says that interview where she supposedly said that she hates all 14 of her asshole children is as fake as the baboon ass lips on her face.

In this week's edition of InTouch, the ears of Child Protective Services started to burn when Octo allegedly called her kids "animals" and said that she regularly locks herself in the bathroom for hours to keep from offing herself. But Octo tells TMZ the interview never happened.

"I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours. I Love ALL my children, I do not regret them and it's ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against these disgusting fabricated lies."

It could be that Octo is the Sybil of famewhores and one of her 14 personalities said that mess, but I actually believe InTouch made it all up. Octo puts the CRAZY in crazy, but I doubt she hates her kids. That's like White Oprah hating Lindsay Lohan, or Jennifer Aniston hating hair, or Amber Rose hating (NSFW) her own hairless cat, or RPattz hating on the likes of Nutty Madam. How can you hate on something that puts coins in your pocketbook and another minute on your relevancy clock?!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:30am.

ESE she's supposedly a virgin down there!

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Submitted by angela34 on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:24am.

This is childish, we should all understand how difficult was for this woman to birth 8 babies but I don't think any sane person on earth can think that she hates them. Actually I recently saw her in a reportage having some fun picking infant headbands for her babies, she joked and she was cheerful like any other normal mom shopping for her child.

Submitted by bookworm on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:15am.

I think she is off the scales batshit crazy. You just have to listen to her maniacal laugh, it is terrifying lol. But I feel for those poor kids. So I didn't begrudge Octofruitloopnuttermom getting money to feed her kids. That was until I found out she got $28,000 last month in appearance fees etc.

She also got $100,000 for those bikini shots that were out recently (January 2011). She told an interviwer on an aussie current affairs show (I watched it on youtube). My jaw almost hit the floor. She has had all that money in her clutches and yet she is still saying she is broke and in arrears in rent/mortgage payments? WHAT THE FUCK!

If she isn't paying bills than MOST of that money is obviously going on plastic surgery procedures. That is fucking scary. She is so deluded and vain that she prefers to spend obscene amounts of money on her appearance instead of on her kids.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 8:23pm.

you there worrying about the plastic diapers. relax.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 8:17pm.

because the spaceshot fucknut duggars can provide for their swarm, that's the difference. "responsibility".
that other doucheface is a welfare scab and a layabout. what's that the asshole howie carr used to call them? -gimmee girls.
and this fug chick looks like a failed abortion forcep busted at the brain. fucking bogus.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 7:42pm.

I think they are both all shades of crazy.

The Duggars are religious nuts who really believe women are second-class citizens, and that God created a flat Earth in 7 days. They sponfe off a fake church and live tax free, saying it's God's will. And they are putting an undue strain on the planet with their packaged food and plastic diapers - but they probably feel like Jesus is gonna clean their messes, so it's cool.

Octomom is delusional and, in a just world, her kids would have been adopted to homes who could have taken two or three at a time, and kept in touch with each other throughout their lives so they would all know who their siblings are. They could have celebrated birthdays (all four of them, right) and holidays together, without their being so much strain on one person who clearly couldn't handle it, NO reality shows, no big cash rewards - just dealing with the situation humanely. And suspending that fucking "doctor" who knocked her up.

Submitted by RockstarDani on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 5:49pm.

God, this bitch again? She probably purposely made that comment so that she could regain at least some of the attention that left her ass in a cloud of smoke.
*moving on*...

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 5:14pm.

She should be put down and her children sold off for medical experiments.

Maybe the kiddies could test drive new flu strains so innocent Australian mummies don't have to suffer. :(

*wraps febrile body in blanket of self-pity*

Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 5:06pm.

You know she secretly resents those kids.

Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:45pm.

I knew that had to be made up.

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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:29pm.

Let's just say after spending this afternoon with 8 kids under the age of 10, I was needing a drink in the worst way and I don't drink. My own kid is 15 and is at the stage where the fact that she has parents at all is a source of great embarrassment for her, so she hides in shame and keeps pretty quiet when we go out in public together. I can deal with that much better than the nutty, drunken-monkey fuckery of multiple young children all together brings...

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:48pm.

Submitted by Jana on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.
again. I know she has a child army but why aren't the Duggars hated as much as she is? Whoring your family on reality TV for a buck is better?

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IMO, yeah, because at least they are taking care of their family and not asking for hand outs or going to the gym, buying make-up, and lip injections with charity money.

I am not a fan of ANYONE with child army's, (because I am not that wild about kids in the first place) but I can tolerate (barely) the Duggars more because they seem to afford their family, whereas this bitch had kids already she was unable to care for and decided to get INVITRO, which costs money, and knowing the risks for multiple births. She wanted the notoriety and thought she was going to be a star. It didn't pan out like she planned.

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You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:35pm.

Personally, I don't hate the Duggars as much because they aren't pathological liars, they run a tight ship and as far as I know, they don't grift off the government.

You don't see their kids beating each other up like a pack of savages. There is a real family structure there. And they have a real commitment to what they are doing; there seems to be forethought and a PLAN. OctoMom is just manically following her whims and floundering.

Which is not to say that I think the Duggars are wonderful people. I just thing they are better than OctoCunt.

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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:48pm.

And at least there were two parents. And at least Michelle didn't squirt all of them out in one litter, allowing all the kids to get used to new siblings every nine months and grow up some. And at least they get JOBS. And at least they're not obviously on drugs. And their kids aren't disabled and in need of extra care.

Really, I don't give a fuck how many kids people have... as long as they can care for them and actually TRY. People should be free to have lots of kids, or none at all if they want.

But when you actively leech off other people, use loans for plastic surgery and spit out a giant litter you can't care for, yeah, I get pissed.

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Submitted by SnAtChQuAtCh: "She doesn't have 30 seconds to shit, yet she has time for Starbucks, the gym, making "celebrity" appearances, going on Howard Stern (where she mentioned she'd recently gone to see a movie). BITCH PLEASE."

EXACTLY. I have three little kids and no help and even *I* find time to sit here and cunt around with you bitches.

Basically she's full of shit. She's a lying conniving grifter.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:31pm.

EXACTLY. I have three little kids and no help and even *I* find time to sit here and cunt around with you bitches.

Basically she's full of shit. She's a lying conniving grifter.

Submitted by SnAtChQuAtCh on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:58pm.

She doesn't have 30 seconds to shit, yet she has time for Starbucks, the gym, making "celebrity" appearances, going on Howard Stern (where she mentioned she'd recently gone to see a movie). BITCH PLEASE.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:33pm.

Submitted by Jana on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.
again. I know she has a child army but why aren't the Duggars hated as much as she is?
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Jana, how long have you been on Dlisted? Really now, you don't remember all the equal hate in the countless Dugger threads? Go do some Dlisted research. Duggers get just as much hate. Dlisted is fair and balanced when it comes to hate.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by Jana on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.
why aren't the Duggars hated as much as she is?

They're a white "Christian" family, while her surname is Suleman.
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Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:53pm.

she still needs to have all her kids taken away. Gary Busey can raise them on tv. No, have a reality show about him giving the kids away in front of Wal-Mart like they are kittens. They would still be better off than being with Octo-trash.

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Submitted by quickkill on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:41pm.

She is a useless, airbreathing, tax payer costing lunatic, whore ass. Dam, this bitch is nuts.

Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:31pm.

I'm assuming that while she was pregnant ahe felt that her life had a purpose. I'm also assuming that the feeling was quite addicting. Sorry that your "high" is over. Now that reality has set in she's like OMFG!!!

Submitted by Bree on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:27pm.

Octomom reminds me of my mother. She was so in love with the idea of having babies and alllllll the attention she would get. Then she forgot that once the babies were born, the spotlight would be off of her and those babies would grow into people who can actually talk. That was about it for her and she left.

I hate the Duggars just as much as this woman, if not more, because they are morons who are raising their children to be morons. As they keep breeding, they force adult responsibilities on their children by making the older children raise the younger children. Furthermore, their youngest child almost DIED during and after delivery and had to spend four months in the hospital but now that she's hunky dory they say that they're ready to keep on breeding so they can have as many kids as "God sees fit."

What I don't understand is that they had one child, got on birth control, stopped birth control, and then she suffered a miscarriage which is when she decided to stop taking birth control because it was a sign from God.

And...the almost death of your newborn baby isn't a sign to STOP having children?

Fruitcakes.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:43pm.

Spin it, bitch, spin it.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:38pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:47pm.
her last name (race, origin) is never really brought up.

Hence my post.

Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:26pm.

I think she said it. I don't really believe In Touch, but I can totally see her spewing those words in an unguarded moment.

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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:26pm.

I'm sure at some point she did say she hated them. Having 14 young children who probably are screaming, crying or creating havoc most of the time, you are guaranteed of feeling that way, even if only for one second. She reminds me so much of an attorney I used to work for, who would do things without thinking of the future consequences. It was probably appealing to Octo to be in the news and having people talk about her, but it never occurred to her that she would have to take care of them after they were born.

Submitted by KidL on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:18pm.

I am another one who cannot stand the Duggars. IMHO, they are just as bad if not worse than she is. I mean, she is crazy and probably wanted those kids because she thought it was her ticket to being a reality 'star' but the Duggars literally wanted a child army. Also, it's unlikely any of Octomom's kids will go on to repeat her fuckery whereas most of the Duggars probably will-esp. with that great homeschooling 'education' they are receiving.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:17pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:41pm.

Submitted by Jana on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.
why aren't the Duggars hated as much as she is?

They're a white "Christian" family, while her surname is Suleman
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Homegirl may be hated for a million reasons, but i think her last name (race, origin) is never really brought up. Her name could be Miller and she would be hated just as much.....

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:12pm.

The Duggars make me sick.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:11pm.

Submitted by Jana on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.
why aren't the Duggars hated as much as she is?

They're a white "Christian" family, while her surname is Suleman.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:10pm.

the ears of Child Protective Services started to burn

More like their ears started to not give a fuck. Otherwise those kids would be taken by now.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:02pm.

The Duggars suck balls. They belong to that insane Quiverfull movement where a woman, regardless of health concerns, is supposed to have as many kids as possible. Said kids will then become spiritual warriors according to their religion. The more kids they make in their image the more of them will be in government to influence the right-wing movement in the US. I despise people who breed too much and find the Duggars' mission to be extremely dangerous & scary. Just sayin' . . .

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Submitted by Jana on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.
again. I know she has a child army but why aren't the Duggars hated as much as she is? _______________________

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I don't like the Duggars but I don't hate them like Octo. They didn't plan 18 kids ago to have a child army and get rich. Octo brought 8 kids into the world with NO resources. Just a belief that she'd get free shit rained on her.
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I'm no fan of either party, but Octo didn't plan on birthing 8 kids at once. She's fucking crazy (having 6 already, to get vitro). And I'm not up to date on this, but I hope her doctor had his licensce revoked.

The Duggars to me are just as horrible.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:59am.

Ain't that a bitch when a journo (I use that word loosely, with In Touch) prints what you say in an unguarded moment?

I heard a story from a friend who's a journalist, about a very well-regarded & nationally known journalist here in Canada. She interviews captains of industry, celebs, pulitzer prize winners, etc.,takes them to dinner and orders wine for the interviewee but begs off on having any herself. She stays sober throughout the meal and doesn't ask anything too demanding but establishes a warm rapport and gets the interviewee feeling all comfy and toasty. At the end of the evening, after said interviewee has consumed 3 or 4 (or more) glasses of wine & they're standing up to leave, in a casual way, she tosses off *the* hard question she's been storing up and just about all of them fall right into it and answer in a totally unguarded way.

One industrialist begged her not to print his honest response to a question about infidelity because it would cause real pain to his family. She refused. And printed it.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:59am.

somebody has surgically velcroed her knees together at this point, right?

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Submitted by Callie on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:57am.

I hate the Duggars because Michelle Duggar just keeps popping out babies and gives them to the girl portion of her child army to raise.

Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:56am.

Smdh

Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:53am.

Submitted by Callie on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by Jana on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.
again. I know she has a child army but why aren't the Duggars hated as much as she is? _______________________

Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:50am.

Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:05pm.
I was thinking the same thing CSG. What's with these people (her, Aaron Carter) claiming they never said things that were published and not threatening lawsuits?
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Even if she really does hate the kids 8-mom can't have CPS take away her meal tickets.

Aaron must have got a strong letter from the Jackson family lawyers to retract that shit or else.

Too bad. It's out there and that's what people are going to remember. I can't believe that anyone would interview a celebrity without a recording device of some kind in case they try to weasel out of it.

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Submitted by Callie on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:50am.

Submitted by Jana on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:18pm.
again. I know she has a child army but why aren't the Duggars hated as much as she is? Whoring your family on reality TV for a buck is better?

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The Duggars aren't hated?? Also, see "Kate Plus Eight."

Submitted by Callie on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:49am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:12pm.
She may not hate her babies but I hate her.

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Ha! I was just coming to post that. Great minds and all.

Submitted by Jana on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:48am.

again. I know she has a child army but why aren't the Duggars hated as much as she is? Whoring your family on reality TV for a buck is better?

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:42am.

She may not hate her babies but I hate her.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

Submitted by mbar on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:40am.

"I hate the babies..." She so said that shit.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:37am.

You may not hate your 14 baybay. But soon enough all 14 will be wondering what the fuck is wrong with their momma. The hate will shine through from the other side you selfish, clueless moron.

Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:35am.

I was thinking the same thing CSG. What's with these people (her, Aaron Carter) claiming they never said things that were published and not threatening lawsuits?

Not that I'm a fan of lawsuits, it just would seem to lend credibility to them backpedaling and denying what was printed.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:35am.

it's ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against these disgusting fabricated lies
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Nay. It's only ridiculous if you had your 8 children the old fashioned way with your husband. Any other way and it's totally reasonable for you to have to keep defending yourself forever and ever.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:29am.

If she didn't say it, Octo should have a lawsuit and now won't have to worry about finding the $$$ to keep the lips inflated, nails done, face botoxed...oh yeah, and taking care of those pesky 14 babies.

Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:28am.

The truth of the matter is that she really hates herself.

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