For Just 25 Cents A Day......
The walking dried bean curd with feuding titties celebrated her 29th birthday over the weekend with a good old-fashioned fame whoring bikini photo op in Malibu with her partner in homewreckery Eddie Cibrian and his children. Your 25 cents a day will go toward a special couples weekend for LeAnn's War of the Roses silicone sacks since it's obvious that they're still sleeping on opposite sides of her bony chest and refuse to even reach out and touch each other. They've been pushed apart and need to reconnect.
Because if her nomad nipples don't sing "Reunited" to each other, she'll just keep terrorizing our retinas with her sternum of doom. It must kill the mood when Eddie has to pull out an industrial-strength clamp to titty fuck LeAnn.
And while I appreciate that LeAnn wore a knit bikini filter over her ass, that mess should really be worn over the anus hole on her face so it can filter out all the shit she says.
I've been around girls who laugh like that. They laugh at the sky. Laugh at their feet. Laugh at nothing with a grinding noise that makes you want to poke a pencil in your ears so you can't hear it any more. Yikes !
at least his new show will be shot in chicago, so Leann will have to put some clothes on there, because you know she's going to be all over him making sure he's not screwing any of the girls on his show, but its inevitable he's going to cheat
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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself
this is no longer even funny. it's just disgusting and upsetting. if anyone truly loved her, they would stop her from treating herself like this (destroying her body, famewhoring herself out to the media, the list goes on)...ugh how pathetic.
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She's only 29?!
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Disgusting, desperate. How is it her new bolt-on are that droopy?
Why does she have stretch marks across her back?
Jesus......she looks like a piece of Turkey Jerky that's been left in the sun
Bitch probably still thinks she's fat.
DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!
Needs a head transplant.
Poor bitch!
Wow, she obsessively exercises. I don't find her physique attractive at all because it looks hard and out of proportion. Her breasts look absolutely awful from the front.
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So here's the thing on this bitch, she's gross. Talk about the female Skeletor!! Ya know while watching shows like 'Project Runway' you see the models down to their skivs, models are SKINNY but they don't look GROSS like she does. Just sayin! She's annorexic FOR SURE!!
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:42pm.
Hey you. You've been absent. Fun weekend? I heard Irene has tiptoed over the border.
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Well maybe so - I did feel a drop of rain yesterday;p
Sorry I missed this. Not only was I busy busy busy but some anti-malware I was no longer using started attacking my CPU, apparently, to get my attention. Good job, anti-malware - and Good-bye!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 1:19am
...Why does Eddie feel the need for a 'beard'?
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Because that beard has $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Eddie - who is a drop-dead-gorgeous 100% homosexual - is here arrayed in 100% 'mo attire!
In these carefully-posed-for-publicity photos Eddie also flaunts a mouth-watering set of 'peaches from heaven' and we have no doubt that those peaches have seen years of heavy pounding by the most primo 9-inch-plus chorisos!
Why does Eddie feel the need for a 'beard'?
Double-spacing and protruding wishbone aside, aren't pretend boobs supposed to be perky?
Even Blohan's aren't pointing that far south.
Or east and west? O_o
Amy
Damn, Leann!
I saw the side view for a sec and was like "Oh, she is looking better! Gained a few pounds!" Then, I see her front view and...ew. It is not even the skeletal part it is just...ew. The broad shoulders, the face (oy, the face), the really bad tit job....just ew.
And where did the random stretch marks come from. Not hating on her for them, everyone has some here and there, but wow. She wasn't THAT big in the past. But she did lose weight kind of fast....
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
One day even I too will figure out how to attend to my itty bitty bikini creeping up my butt crack. Alas...
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/08/leann-wants-to-show-you-the-part...
Either Igor was fucking with Dr. Frankenstein by inserting "R" boobie on the left and "L" boobie on the right.....or this ho had these tata's intalled that way so she could tuck them under each armpit to use them as water wings.
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Move that Lohan....I'm ORANGE CONE!!!!
She looks bad... and developmentally disabled.
Girl, don't lie, you HUNGRY and NOT happy!
What is the matter, child? Is his dick that impressive? Honey chile, there's a remedy, it's called a really good g-spot, glass dildo and a clit stimulator (preferably electric so you don't have to worry about batteries).
NO MAN is worth your body withering away to nothing but sinew and flesh clinging to bone.
Girl, you need Jesus! Jesus loves you!
/lulz off
I hate how she's always laughing like a maniac, as if THIS IS THE FUNNEST DAY EVER, every day. Seriously, all you're doing is drinking beer on a beach. Big fucking deal. I live in Florida and I call that Saturday.
Cocaine is a helluva drug, Leann.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Agree that from the side she looks OK. She just needs to get them titties fixed and gain about 10 to 15 lbs. Then she would look very do-able.
How did this Leann/Eddie thing blossom in to such big news? He is nobody and she is a decade ago meat that was thrown in the freezer to throw out next Thursday. I remember when I was hot for Bryan White(do any of you remember him?)I went to his concert and this Leann who I had never heard of turned out to be the headliner. She was about 12 and she kept going on about "Thankyou to Bryan for opening up for me" I mean she just would not stop with it. He was an adult and she a child. Does she have any parents? She just seems like a snake that got loose who just gets what/who she wants with zero remorse as to how anyone feels. Don't think people should feel sorry for her. This latest mess might just be the beginning of her karma.
Fuck my rant was long. Sorry about that. Too tired to edit it down.
she has a body of a twink porn star from DIRTYBOYSTUDIOS
Yuck. It's like "The Grinch Who Stole Eddie."
I think she looks hot from the side...mostly bc of the implants.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Beluga, not balooga.
That is all.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
hmmmm, no idea why the post was dbl'd ....sorry!
I seriously didn't think she would let herself get THIS thin/wasting. She needs an intervention. From this harmful relationship and for her mental health.
I am usually the first one to say "hey, it is NEVER the fault of others that someone is ill", which really and clinically it isn't, but he has seemed to have wanted to mold her from the day he convinced her to be with him.
If anybody argues that she isn't at least 16-17 pounds underweight and looks like a pic of health, then you must have image issues as well. Not healthy. C'mon, be real.
Poor Leanne's gotten to the point where it's just sad. I take pity on her because she's been used all her life. Her parents engineered her to be their cash cow since she was a toddler. Then some gay guy married her for her money (she's apparently got lots of it.) Now this Cibrian dude who's so obviously laughing in her face. And I wouldn't feel sorry for Brandi...she's profiting off Leann too and will be fine.
Thumbnail 5 -- his friend is like "Is this bitch for real?"
She doesn't even notice.
Submitted by Neurotic on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:38pm.
Shit, Fat Ass Beyonce is pregnant.
Fuck, that's one of the last people in the world that needs to spawn.
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AGREED.
The world does not need another Beyoncaaaaaayyy!!!
Hope she has a little girl who turns out to be a butch motorcycle-riding lesbian.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:33pm.
Dead on balls accurate.
At the end of the day MK flew across the country to drive his momma around while she heals. He isn't 'mean'. Not the 'I'll cut you' mean. He just is kind of..misunderstood. As in tells it like it is and people get pissed. Or think they need to outfunny him.
Not sure why. This place is like really good cheese grits. Don't try it at home and don't bitch at the waiter who delivers the velvety goodness.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 5:20pm.
I think what they mean by "housewife" is "person who once had sex with a man, hopefully was married at one time, and currently lives in a house."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
bmitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 4:31pm.
I'm sorry maybe people aren't used to seeing fit people because there are so many balooga whales out there, but Leann does not look "hungry" she looks like she in in shape and happy.
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I agree there are so many balooga whales out there, but Leann looks more roidal to me than fit.
I just threw up in my mouth.
What possesses someone to think look like a grass hopper with bolt on boobs would look good?
Is it Eddie Cibrian doing it to her?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:07pm.
Beyonce is pregnant...
http://www.popsugar.com/Beyonce-Knowles-Pregnant-Pictures-VMA-Red-Carpet...
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Where's she carrying the kid? In her thighs?
I don't get the whole Beyonce thing. I can pick out a Gaga tune in a heartbeat but Beyonce. I never know if or when it is her. She sucks.
Submitted by HotTwat on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:37pm.
...i just cut and self loathe then go eat some hot wings. i have a freind who looks like eddie. and by friend it means im trying to fuck him but he has some fat gf whom makes more money than i do at macys.
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Ha, ha, funny story!!!!!
I'm not in the camp that thinks she's anorexic. She may or may not be; who the fuck am I, Dr. Phil? As I posted earlier, she's hideous in the face, so what does it matter? I do think that she has some serious body control issues (and that her tits are wonky). Again, she needs to go in the studio and record and stop acting like some hillbilly beach bunny.
It's awful being embarrassed for someone you don't even know.
sorry this woman looks like sick crap. anyone who would fuck that must be a gold-digger. how come Michael hasn't celebrated Eddie's gold-digging ways? it's so clear. Eddie is right up there with the likes of Rachel Uchitel.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:42pm.
Hey you. You've been absent. Fun weekend? I heard Irene has tiptoed over the border.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:09pm.
If nothing else, LeAnn has become the Angelina of dlisted (able to generate an unworthy amound of comments for nothing).
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I think it's more that there weren't that many posts this weekend, especially today, and OP didn't start until this evening.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:24pm.
Itica, you are my new BFF. *clinks glass* Cheers!
Cheers!
Oh and don't let Ricki Lake bother you, i never read her posts either. she is vile.
Shit, Fat Ass Beyonce is pregnant.
Fuck, that's one of the last people in the world that needs to spawn.
This is terrible news.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:07pm.
Beyonce is pregnant...
http://www.popsugar.com/Beyonce-Knowles-Pregnant-Pictures-VMA-Red-Carpet...
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That is one madfuckingrich fetus.
Her feelings are best expressed in the form of vomit after every meal. i bet she also sits on the toilet and feel literally like shit bc all those laxatives give her massive crap and she just shits out the emotions she cant express. why cant this big nostal hoe just do what the rest of us do? i just cut and self loathe then go eat some hot wings. i have a freind who looks like eddie. and by friend it means im trying to fuck him but he has some fat gf whom makes more money than i do at macys.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 6:24pm.
Ignore it, Evil. It's not worth it.
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Agreed. I don't even read Ricki Lake's comments. I simply skip over them. And trust me, lots of other Dlisters do the same.
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I edited that post to pluck out Evil's dead-on comments.
Funny that you write how folks skip over its posts (don't know the gender) because I remember when jack and Sweetas were guest posters, and folks were musing over who else could do the job. Someone posted rickilake, and I thought, no, because even when MK is at his most venomous, which we love, he's funny and would never write something about someone being raped with a rusty rake (or something like that) and then have her remains vomited over her children (see today's Birthday thread regarding Shania Twain).
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I wonder if LeeAnn is nervous now that Slitty Eyes is working on a show with all those hot women. Let the sex-on-set rumors begin!
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Itica, you are my new BFF. *clinks glass* Cheers!
All this fatty-skinny bickering makes me want some ice-cream.
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