Chris Gaines Did It Better
Looking like a young Ray Romano's failed audition for the Dustin Hoffman role in Midnight Cowboy, Lady CaCa busted into a way too long high school drama class monologue at the beginning of the MTV VMAs tonight. This shit made me wish that the MTV censors mistook Caca for Andrew Dice Clay and banned him all over again. How are you going to untuck your tuck and not bring any bulge to the stage? For once, Brit Brit's heavily medicated face said it all so I didn't have to:
Brit Brit is either wondering why she's the one with a conservator and can't even wipe her possum poon without a handler standing over her to hand her a court-appointed piece of toilet paper, or she's wondering why the Middle Eastern mechanic she huffed freon with during her gas station hopping days is on stage at the VMAs.
And here's Brit Brit with her piece Jason Trawick. Nothing takes a dude from Sam Merlotte Lite to Willard like a middle part.
@RustyHooligan
You are right, considering Shitney's history of rancid BOOT MOVES!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:42am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 7:54am.
I love Brian May and Dave Grohl. The only reason to watch the last few minutes was to see May, and then Dave Grohl react to May. THAT'S IT!
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Thanks, Evil_Cupcake! I looked at the first few seconds of this mess, and was thoroughly unimpressed. I went back to the comments and saw yours. Dave Grohl's reaction to my favorite astrophysicist/guitar God was priceless.
Gaga's shit song does NOT deserve Brian May's accompaniment, however. I love both May and Grohl. Funny, I actually wore my Queen T-shirt from their 1978 tour to the Foo Fighters' concert at the Allstate Arena a couple of years ago.
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I saw a concert on DirectTv a few summers ago when Foo Fighters and Queen performed together. It was wonderful!
May, IMO, IS a guitar God, and I will forever love Queen and every single song they ever did. Even Radio Gaga! LOL!
I am so jelly you have seen the Foo Fighters in concert! I have always wanted to see them, and I just love Dave!
Seeing his happy kid reaction to May made me oddly happy.
Both such great musicians and people!
whywhywhywhywhywhyWhyWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
is this what is going to be the next CaCa trend? Sir CaCa? i can't deal with this shit. The egomaniacs have taken over the world.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:45am.
Peep-toe boots make me stabby.
In Gritney's case, they provide welcome ventilation.
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HR: Several clients have complained about receiving emails from a mrshits@pisscompany.com.
Employee: Yeah, that’ll be me, working from home after a few drinks.
I got through 2:19 of this dumb shit before realizing Gaga obviously wants to get into movies. But she's got a few acting classes to take before that happens.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Peep-toe boots make me stabby.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 7:54am.
I love Brian May and Dave Grohl. The only reason to watch the last few minutes was to see May, and then Dave Grohl react to May. THAT'S IT!
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Thanks, Evil_Cupcake! I looked at the first few seconds of this mess, and was thoroughly unimpressed. I went back to the comments and saw yours. Dave Grohl's reaction to my favorite astrophysicist/guitar God was priceless.
Gaga's shit song does NOT deserve Brian May's accompaniment, however. I love both May and Grohl. Funny, I actually wore my Queen T-shirt from their 1978 tour to the Foo Fighters' concert at the Allstate Arena a couple of years ago.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ralph Macchio made an appearance? ;)
That's probably the most comfortable outfit Gaga has ever worn onstage.
I can't listen to the video at work, but she's a hideous guy. Her posture is kind of grotesque, and she sticks her bottom lip out like a big mouth bass.
It's kind of sad. She could have done something cool with the whole male alter-ego thing if the styling and execution were better.
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Submitted by bexicle on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:20am.
I said many time before on Dlisted that I felt that Britney was done. She is going through the motions and she is totally burned out.
If you weren't sure about it before, her attitude on the show is proof.
I see Britney leaving the music business very soon. Her mental illness is making her no longer hungry or caring about her musical career anymore right now.
I agree with @bexcile. Britney ain't doing that anymore.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Michael K, let me say one thing...
YOU. ARE. A. GOD!!!!
I just logged onto Dlisted after seeing that fuckery that Lady CaCa did last night and I thought about Chris Gaines, Garth Brooks failed alter ego, and here you are, saying the exact same thing I was thinking last night.
You are brilliant. Yeah, I say that all the time, but I really mean it. You see right through the shit that these celebs spew at us every day.
Honestly, does the VMA even matter anymore since MTV or VH1 don't even show videos anymore? I mean, honestly, when is the last time they showed one? Only if you have the internet are you seeing a single video out there. The awards are a joke and it is just for celebs and their hangers-on to get dressed and come out.
These people bore me.
You, Michael K, do not. *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Brit had a very odd appearance last night. She kinda just showed face, accepted her award in the form of inviting Beyonce on stage.
This has got to be a sign that she won't be doing this shit again for a while... a long while.
didnt sex and the city do an episode where charlotte had to dress like a guy or something? this just seems so unoriginal and pointless ugh
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she has balls i would be worried people would laugh at me or doing that schtick. And the song was cheesy as hell...my god. Good voice, cheesy song. Why did Justin Beiber look like he was on thorazine?
That was soooo painful.
I had to fast forward every time Gaga came on. She just made a huge fool of herself and it was hard to watch.
Britney looked good but drugged, does anyone really believe that guy is her boyfriend?
Justin Beiber with the hair and glasses looked his most lesbian chi yet.
I looooved Bruno Mars's performance!
That is all.
I actually enjoyed Gaga's introduction to the show.Haha Somewhere Al Pacino's probably calling his lawyers to file a stolen identity claim, but it was still quite entertaining. My favorite part was seeing the looks of concern on every celeb's face during the entire thing.
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
Is this guy riff her imitation of her boyfriend Jean Luc or whomever? Her eyes throughout the show were so red and she looked on something bad.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 7:52am.
That was like theater camp, and not in a good way. The monologue was painful to watch because it was so heavy-handed and overdone.
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I had to stop watching.
I love Brian May and Dave Grohl. The only reason to watch the last few minutes was to see May, and then Dave Grohl react to May. THAT'S IT!
That was like theater camp, and not in a good way. The monologue was painful to watch because it was so heavy-handed and overdone. Not that she could ever be subtle, but that's the kind of thing that calls for subtlety.
The music part was okay, though. And I give her credit for surprising me. I didn't expect her to go in that direction.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 7:38am.
What could be a better way to start a Monday than a Lady Gaga of the Led Zeppelin song D'yer Maker? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lbRAyo96z0
Facebook killed my account! I hate them.
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First of all -- I miss you and you missed my birthday. I've been crying all weekend.
Second -- Thanks for the Gaga/Zeppelin. I love her and them. (don't hate)
Third -- ZUCKERBURG CAN LICK ME WHERE I PEE! Why won't he let you be great?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
What could be a better way to start a Monday than a Lady Gaga cover of the Led Zeppelin song D'yer Maker? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lbRAyo96z0
Facebook killed my account! I hate them.
I made it to Russel Brand's moment and that's all I could stand.
*awkward*
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
That was not only painful as shit to watch but a little uncomfortable. It's unfortunate no one beat the living shit out of her... oh, and the VMA's are the biggest waste of time and space. MTV, YOU SUCK BITCH!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
I'd like to hear more about this Katy/Robyn scissorfest.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Everyone is accusing Gaga of ripping off someone else with Jo Calderone...but the one person not mentioned so far is Andy Kaufman...the entire "JO" performance was very much Andy's style...stay in character and make people uncomfortable.
Brit looks really good here. Yay for her. Hope things are straightening out for her and continue to do so:)
Good morning yall. Hope everyone had a good and safe weekend.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Brit actually looks like a normal person. Good for her. Her man is kinda cute.
From what I saw Gaga was the only interesting piece of crap on the show. Between Beyonce's belly full of Jay Z and Katy Perry's blockhead and that awful Minaj, MTv has truly gone to shit.
Proud to say that I have never watch this shit. Sounds like Lady Gag made a complete ass of herself. What is really shocking is that Britney looks clean and fresh.
I'm glad that Britney looks happy and healthy! I still can't with her "boyfriend" though.
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Douchechill!
Arrrrgh, this VMAs are too ridiculous for words, but I'm chuckling at this.
Once I used to not like Brit, but after the Cheeto years, I figured she was harmless and actually really fun/vulnerable/almost like a real person, but not really.
Anyway, I'm laughing at the Caca snob. I'd not want to put my mouth on Caca's mouf either. Fuck that, it's probably a sewer anyway.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:29pm.
"As per usual the Gaga video is not available in my neck of the woods and MTV Europe updates their site only once every decade. So what did I miss?..."
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 10:56pm.
Meh. Annie Lennox was much better at it.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovHxAIPV078
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Well, if you're going to go there, Marlene Dietrich in "Morocco"was much better at it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0h190oboE
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I stand corrected. If you're swinging for the rafters, lemme drop another heavy hitter into the mix...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-rBZREQMw
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
Forgot to add:
Caca's new persona is the result of Andrew Dice Clay weekend booze bender with a $5 truck stop hooker....and 9 months later, the hooker squated behind a Chinese restaurant dumpster & drop this load.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Doesn't this slag know the dual-personality schtick is a joke & late nite comedy fodder?
Chris Gaine
Sasha Fierce
Mimi's whatever-the-hell-it-was
Let's hold hands & pray this is the end of her.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Welcome to the party, neanja!
I am sooo glad I did not waste my time on this fuckery. I just watched a minute or so of the clip, and I am actually embarassed for Caca.
Anyone ever see that CLASSIC 80s flick "One of the Guys"? That's what she reminds me of here. Is that what she was shooting for? Bad acting?
I agree that BS looks really pretty here. I honestly feel bad for her... you can see the wear & tear on her face and in her eyes. Caca, you are looking at your future...
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
I can't even remember the last time Britney looked this good. O.o
I said it last night and I'll say it again... It's sad when Brit is the sanest looking one there. That whole awards show was awful. I only watched to make fun of it.
I think everyone had a WTF face regarding Gaga and I'm pretty sure she scared Britney when she gave her the award and didn't let her speak.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Our little Cheetos's eyes didn't actually look like an extra from Dawn Of The Dead and she looked all purdy like and well put together so good for her.
I saw about 30 seconds of GaGa this morning on GMA while getting ready for work and I was sick of it in that 30 seconds. That was fucking embarrassing! I'm sure the monsters will think she deserved an Oscar for that shit but if I had to watch a whole night of that I would have slit my wrists.
UGH!
It's Russell Brand's "huh? whatever" face that says it all, right at 1:31.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
I didn't watch it, but I've always had a soft spot for Brit and I'm glad she looks good!
Brit looks surprisingly good. And different. What has she had done?
wow...brit brit looks good...i'm rooting for you brit brit....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Did someone throw a tampon at her at the 29 second mark?
Awww...Britney is looking good. Always liked her and her boys are two of the cutest kids ever...hope she continues to do well...
Britney looks, what's the word . . . alert? She looks good.
Gaga is an overrated hag. I hate people who need that much attention and spend 99% of their life in stunt queen mode.
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