Chris Gaines Did It Better

Looking like a young Ray Romano's failed audition for the Dustin Hoffman role in Midnight Cowboy, Lady CaCa busted into a way too long high school drama class monologue at the beginning of the MTV VMAs tonight. This shit made me wish that the MTV censors mistook Caca for Andrew Dice Clay and banned him all over again. How are you going to untuck your tuck and not bring any bulge to the stage? For once, Brit Brit's heavily medicated face said it all so I didn't have to:

Brit Brit is either wondering why she's the one with a conservator and can't even wipe her possum poon without a handler standing over her to hand her a court-appointed piece of toilet paper, or she's wondering why the Middle Eastern mechanic she huffed freon with during her gas station hopping days is on stage at the VMAs.

And here's Brit Brit with her piece Jason Trawick. Nothing takes a dude from Sam Merlotte Lite to Willard like a middle part.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:30pm.

awww we can't watch it because we are from Australia, hay come down under for a bbq? our tourism ads suck and we paid oprah $5mil bucks to do jack shit.

Anyway can't watch it, so i couldn't comment on the video.

But i loves me some brit brit, bald or with fake her. love her.

she's lucky she's a star but she cries cries cries in her lonely heart thinking, if there's nothing missing in my life then why do these tears come at night......

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:29pm.

Submitted by neanja on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 10:55pm.

Hiya, neanja - welcome!

Submitted by bambam on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:26pm.

Meh. Annie Lennox was much better at it.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovHxAIPV078

Submitted by evilwilma on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:26pm.

Oh, and blond bitch at 7:50 was only slightly concerned when Gaga fell jumping down off the piano. Otherwise, she wasn't having any of this.

Submitted by neanja on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:25pm.

I tried to watch, but as soon as "he" started talking I had to stop. It's too embarrassing. Does it get any better?

Hi by the way - I've been lurking here a long time - it helps me get to sleep at night to read the comment threads, but I only got the nerve to sign up a few days ago. I've been going back and forth on whether to post or not because it gets kind of confusing... So I figure I might as well say something.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:25pm.

Dorky interlude: Gaga's diaeresis over the U bugs me. One, it's a lame cry for attention à la Motley Crue or (a parody) Spinal Tap. Two, if it were real, you'd have to say the word "yoh-ou" or something.

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HR: Several clients have complained about receiving emails from a mrshits@pisscompany.com.
Employee: Yeah, that’ll be me, working from home after a few drinks.

Submitted by evilwilma on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:20pm.

Omigoodness, what the FUCK is Bieber wearing at the 4:35 mark? He's like a lesbian crossed with a Golden Girl?

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:19pm.

I'm gonna give credit where credit is due and say that for once she looks like she's all there, healthy & happy. His looks aside JT must be doing something right.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:16pm.

See Brit Brit its amazing when you take a bath and you look clean!! See SEE SEEE!!!

Brit Brit looks good here for bat shit crazy aging pop tart with a healthy appetite for Trenta double mocha triple shot frappacino with double cream and a cheeto ball on top...she does!!!

And it would have been easy to get into that dress, brit brit has crisco oil seeping our of her pores! our dancing possum would have slipped easily into that dress like the guys did in January Jones on the set of X-men.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:15pm.

Grits and that Endeavor guy are so not a couple.

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HR: Several clients have complained about receiving emails from a mrshits@pisscompany.com.
Employee: Yeah, that’ll be me, working from home after a few drinks.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:14pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 10:41pm.

I miss that crazy crackie, I really do
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Same. We have the wondrous Adele, but I'm greedy and want them both.
:(

Amy

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:11pm.

Thanks for that link, becky.

I miss that crazy crackie, I really do.

And if they were really paying tribute to her, they all would have been wearing pink, dirty ballet slippers.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:09pm.

So, they're bringing back "Deadwood"?

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 9:08pm.

"she's wondering why the Middle Eastern mechanic she huffed freon with during her gas station hopping days is on stage at the VMAs."

Bwahahahaha!! And it's probably true!

Amy