Kirstie Alley Has Lost 100 Pounds, So Says Kirstie Alley
Just like that dude on Craigslist who tells you that he's got an 8.5 incher with the girth of Neptune's pinched nipple, Kirstie Alley's sense of measurement is about as off as her sense of sanity. Shortly after the fat thetans started to belly flop off of her body during Dancing with the Has-Beens, Kirstie said she was a size 4, then she said she was a size 2, then she said that her retinas have gotten so skinny that she can't even see the dress labels anymore, but she's pretty sure she can only fit into size zeros that have been cut in half and vacuum sealed.
And during an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Kirstie told that the re-worked robotic clone of John Tesh named Mark Steines that she has dropped 10 dress sizes (cut to Kirstie minutes before dropping 10 dress labels onto the floor so you can't say she's lying) and is now 100 pounds lighter. Kirstie's personal e-meter in her cubby hole at the Scientology Center just grew eyes so it can side-eye this heffa. Kirstie said this:
"I've lost 100 pounds. I feel like I'm back in my element and not wearing a suit, a bad suit. And I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like too much. Right before I did Dancing with the Stars, I bought these dresses in size 14 to 4, the same dress, and I said, 'You know what I really want? I really want to be in this dress in a 4.'
The chunk didn't melt off of Kirstie Alley's body (it was later poured into an empty pasta sauce jar and stored in a cabinet next to the Scientology men's sauna for future lube use) with help from the appetite-suppressant known as working as John Travolta's booty hole groomer for the week.
Kirstie says she owes everything to Organic Liaisons, the Scientology-approved weight loss program she came up with. Uh huh, the only liaison you've had is with a lapband, bitch, but I'll let that one pass since Kirstie made my night last night by coming out on the catwalk at the Zang Toi looking like Xenu in first time drag complete with a bacon basket weave. Burn up that barley, Kirstie!
As much as I appreciate your jokes you have to admit that she has lost some weight, the change is obvious and it should be appreciated. I wish she shared her secret with the rest of us. Until then I'll just focus on my current strategy on exercising and using anabolic steroids online, it seems to work on me.
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You know what? I gotta give her props! She's sixty freaking years old. She was a mediocre actress at best and yet she's always found a way to stay in the public eye and reasonably relevant. She's got a thing or two to teach those Kardashian whores!
Other actresses her age and genre have long faded from memory - and yet Kirstie keeps coming back - good on her!!!
While not a size 4, she looks absolutely fantastic, as for her face, she's 60yrs old and what?? I hate when people just gotta say something just to fuckin type something. If she's had surgery, I dont think its that drastic cause she looks age appropriate.
I hope she doesn't gain it back again for the upteenth time. I can see having an issue with gaining and dropping 10-20 lbs, but the amount she keeps yo-yo-ing with is insane. It's not healthy.
Too bad she can't do something with that "Kisser" Geez she looks like she is dead! Too bad really! She was a hottie in "Cheers"
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Where's Lemonene? I haven't heard from her(?) in a while
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Yes, Becky. I'm going to bed soon though. I was falling asleep just now!
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Kirstie, you look great for 60, even 50 but you need to face the fact that your 20s are LONG gone. Lose that 10 pounds of two toned, fake Barbie Hair and stop worrying so much about your weight.
Order up tea and scones and invite Madge over for a "Let's get real" luncheon.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:12pm.
Ah, my baby weight! Well, that would be svelte.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:05pm.
198 in metric.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:04pm.
"She's now down to a svelte 198. She's big-boned, people!"
She seemed fairly skinny minnie during her "North and South" days ("Norss and Souss" in Dutch, because pronouncing "th" is a bitch for us), but maybe that was thanks to the drugs.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
She looks quite thin. I think she probably had lapband surgery. It's a hard way to live from what I've read about it. Of course she's attributing it all to the juice, or whatever it is, that she's shilling. No doubt people will buy the stuff.
She's now down to a svelte 198. She's big-boned, people!
I guess size 6 with big tatas for her, and I'm guessing she's worn 4/6 before and got excited. Though I don't know if being 60 with a size 4 waist is something to be proud of. That to me just screams osteoporosis and wrinkles (thank goodness she has the money for surgery). That organic diet crap=crap, and the name is too complicated itself to be "marketable."
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I donno man, I think she looks great! And that hair is fucking hot! I'd totally hit it.
I get a kick out of her--she seems like she'd be fun to party with and would dish all kinds of juicy shit about celebrities she's known. And, she's beautiful.
That said, she's a fatty at heart and always will be. Why can't these lying "size 2" people (JLH, Kunty Kim) admit to being a normal size? We're not fucking blind, cunts.
Things I am tired of hearing about and/or seeing:
1. Christina Hendricks' boobs
2. Kristie Alley's "weight loss"
3. Jennifer Hudson's "weight loss"
4. Gwyneth Paltrow, period
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How much of the 100lbs was chopped off or sucked out?
If she's a 4, then I'm sober. SciTi's are so fucking whack.
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sorry, Kirstie check the labels again...that is a 1 in front of the 4, and trust, you would be stick think if you lost 100 lbs...$ciento's are all so full of denial and bullshit...sigh...must be in there barley water and the air pumped into the vents at their "church"....
Like Oprah, she loves to brag about her weight loss, and like Oprah, she will gain it all back and probably more within the next two years.
I don't know why some people with a history of yo-yo dieting get so damn smug when they are thin. Everybody knows they will be fat again; it's only a matter of time. Sure, enjoy your new size, but turning into a holier-than-thou LOOK AT ME I'M A SIZE NEGATIVE 22 loudmouth strutting around in eight pairs of spanx under your bikini is just gonna make you look silly down the line.
I have been a yo-yo dieter all my life and recently lost 35 lbs., with 10-15 more to go. You can bet I will be happy with my new size but there is no way I'm gonna go around bullshitting about it.
She fucking wishes she was a size 4. Maybe a size 4 in L Ron Hubbard wear...
Size 4 my ass! I'm a size 10 and much thinner than her.
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Submitted by undinespragg on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 3:48pm.
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She had the most fat on her butt and legs - and it hasn't been that much that there would be automatically big skin lappets - and her legs are covered, so there's a very slim chance that she hasn't had anything done. though I doubt it as well, especially since her chin was really flabby the last few times I saw her.
Edit because adressed to the wrong person. Sorry!
She's not fat anymore, but if she's a size 4 then I'm a size negative 4. Bitch is lying.
Submitted by AtlantaGirl on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 1:26pm.
I lost 140# via changing my eating & working out a lot over several years. I was always uncomfortable when people raved about my weight loss. People always wanted to know what my secret was - my response was always the same - you have to find what works for you, for the rest of your life.
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Wow! I admire your dedication! Well done!
Submitted by AtlantaGirl on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 1:26pm.
I enjoyed your post, AtlantaGirl. You sound like you've got your shit together. You'd make a great weight loss coach. Congrats on your accomplishment! :^D
She needs to quit lying about her weight. No one really cares. She looks like a fat ass whale in that blue dress.
Show me the receipts indeed! How can this bitch have not had surgery for sagging skin at the very least? Hasn't she lost 100+ at least 3 or 4 times in her adult life? I know that's gross to think about, but I would love it if somebody would ask her that in an interview. I know people who've lost 50-100 lbs and they had to have a body tuck to cut off excess skin.
She could really go for Fergie's older sister.. mhm, or maybe twinsister.
(I once considered Fergie as really beautiful, then she had maybe too much surgery or just grew old - Since all these people deny having anything done, no one knows what ageing looks like anymore).
And on a sidenote: I'm sick and tired of all this obsession with weight-loss and dress-sizes, could someone explain redox reactions to me, please?
Oh, and if somebody knows someone who is responsible for jeans-sizes - I'd like to have a 27 which is really a 27, and not a 25-26 - buying jeans gets more and more exhausting, especially since xs is so passé.
i agree bitch is lying both about her size and how she lost it, but some of you are way off the mark. she's not an 18, a 20 or a 24. I'm going to guess 12. and 12 is nothing to shake a stick at when you've been much heavier. It's outside of any plus sizes. of course she's going to say it's her stupid xenu shit - she's batshit crazy brainwashed just like the rest of them. the saddest part of this - not her lying, or what she actually did to lose the weight - is there are a ton of people that want to lose weight too, they see this, and then they think well fuck it, this shit works and im going to try it. bam. fucked in the head by the scientologists. and sorry people, you don't get the same level of treatment that she does without some serious fucking money.
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ubmitted by annobanano on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:49am.
@annobanano: don't worry about it. I think we should ALL point out that Kristie probably had LabBand surgery to help her lose weight. Only Sharon Osborne is honest enough to say it.
And about Andy Whitfield as Spartacus. I LOVED him so much on that show. Some people didn't warm up to him immediately, but I fell madly in love from the first scene of the first episode when you see those eyes. Blue/Grey with hits of violet.
I was very sad when he had to leave after being diagnosed with cancer. When I heard about his death, I was heartbroken. A real star who was about to break out. A good man dies young and Lindsay Lohan is still around. It ain't right.
Long Live Spartacus! We will ALWAYS love you Andy.
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Her hair looks like some kind of crunchy pastry or mebbe bacon!
I'm hungry. OM NOM NOM NOM...
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 3:03pm.
The good ones always die young. I like to think people like Blohan hang on like cockroaches because neither God nor the devil wants them. Plus Blohan would sue either one if he wouldn't let her in.
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FYI for those of you making comments about her make-up, these pics are from a fashion show.....so the make-up is pretty tame
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Reminds me of Fergie in 25 years. The jowls and everything.
She meant to say she *feels like she lost 100 pounds* nevertheless, she looks good and a little like Lindsay Lohan (who may not look that good at age 30) although the only zero she is wearing is likely in a size 10.
I wonder how much the make-up weighs and if she likes nibble on her "bacon basket weave".
She's lost a lot of weight, but she's nowhere near a 4 as everyone has already observed. It's a shame that she can't be happy with the success she's had with her weight without feeling that she has to lie and exaggerate it. On it's own it is quite an accomplishment. However, she's admitted openly that she is a compulsive liar and "needs to work on that." Yeah, she needs to work on that as much as her weight loss.
http://www.hollywood.com/news/Kirstie_Alley_Im_A_Compulsive_Liar/2441573
God, shut the fuck up about your weight already. Don't these stars realize that everytime they open their dammed mouths not to shove in food that someone's gonna crucify them for their fat. Look at Occra, look at Carnie (Carnal carnivore Wilson),, Shut up and stop talking already. And she's no dammed size four, or whatever she thinks she is. Blind Item: Which star has her assistants rip out the size 24 labels and replaces them with size 2? There's your answer.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:37am.
I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THAT WAS A BARBIE OF HER IN THE MAIN PIC,
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I'm still not convinced that it isn't! Looks just like those Holiday Barbies that peeps go nuts trying to collect.
I wonder if she did HCG (if she didn't go the surgery route) since you can drop a lot of weight. I've lost almost 50 - and I'm still not a size 4, this wackadoo is making up stories.
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If she lost 100 pounds , why on earth would she choose to wear this shitty outfit down a runway? Get her into something sexy !
She looks like a helium balloon in this get up.
p.s. I'm a size 4 and she's NOT ! thank you very much.
I don't car what the exact poundage was. Society does. THe only thing that really matters is that she looks and feels better. And she at least LOOKS better.
But she could stand to GAIN some sanity, because hometrick is NOT a size 4!
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HO, PLEASE! You ain't no size zero, unless there's a 24 in front of it--that's right, I said it: bitch be size 240!!
That main photo of Kirstie - when I first saw it, I sorta expected the caption to be:
"I wouldn't put up with skimpy towels in a hotel bathroom - why should you?"
Did anyone else expect something similar???
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Sorry, I can't stop laughing at that blue dress, the hair, the eye shadow. Lieutenant Uhara has been beamed down to the Planet of Lesbos and is now being help captive by the Lesbos queen, Kirstie. This is the scene when she descends from her throne to seem like she's not a threat and welcomes her alien guests with grapes before plying them with roophies in their wine.
@Cindyloo
Yes, she had to have surgery. You can't loose that much weight and not have the excess skin brought in. Despite whatever pilates crap they say is responsible.
Imo, she definitely has lost a 100lbs. At least. Do you not remember how effing fat she was? But she's not a size 4. I'd say 12 in off the rack Ann Taylor stuff.
Did she have plastic surgery to her face? It doesn't look like her at all.
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