Guess Who Could Poke A Damn Eyeball Out With That Vein?
This is too easy, I know. It can't be Madge since the arms aren't hairy enough and those veins aren't shaped like the 72 names of God. The bulging veins that causes needles to jizz themselves live on the body of Hugh Jackman, of course. Hugh took his dog baby for a walk in NYC yesterday while showing off the gigantic arms that look like they're holding a veiny alien fetus that is about to burst through to sing show tunes while jazz kicking up and down the streets.
I can't lie, I'd fellate that vein. Give it a beej harmonica-style and shit. Well, it's bigger than some dicks. Imagine the mighty tree of veins that are wrapped around his peen? It probably looks like a long skinny bag of worms trying to get out (I ruined it with that image, I know). Who ever he's fucking on must save a lot of money on ribbed condoms. Because veins on your peen is nature's way of giving you ribbing for everyone's pleasure.
The lack of responses to this story is interesting.
Since most posters on dlisted seem to be fish(a.k.a. "str8 females") it confirms our long-held observatia that fish have zero interest in hot numbers or sizemeat, but are interested only in how much money they can rip-off from a man(aka "str8 guy")!
he is pretty damn hot I think. That scene in Australia where he pours the water all over himself is one of the hottest things ever filmed.
Hoping to catch sight of him on the NYC streets one of these days, since he doesn't seem to be shy about running around in public. No luck so far. (no, I am not stalking him, shut up !! ) LOL
Not sure if I am going to get to see his orchestra gig on Broadway; it's supposed to be fabulous! Hubby refuses to go. Will not watch Wolverine belting out show tunes. :O
i would like to add some intelligent comments to this conversation:
UNF UNF UNF HUGH JACKMAN!
that is all :)
suckers!
hes as ghey as my dick is long
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You know what I like about him?
He isn't a famewhore. Doesn't seem the type to call the paps whenever he walks out the door. They seek HIM out. He seems to adore his (very not Hollywood looking) wife. He certainly seems to adore his kids.
I have honestly never seen one movie with this guy, but he's in the news enough to say, I approve.
And now he can sleep better at night
Looks like Mary has been doing some 'roids....plus she is sporting a classic WeHo homosexual haircut!
Toooo muscular. Why is it that the feminine ideal is one wherein you can simply not eat yet the masculine ideal is one where you have to be obsessed with exerting yourself? It's not fair.
I would. hit. it!
I don't know why exactly, but he always reminds me of Helena Bonham Carter's character in "Planet of the Apes". Needless to say that that is far from a turn-on for a straight female like me.
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Must ask Ms. Patrick C. if this man is one of the gheys...ummmm
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 7:10pm.
I'm jumping ship on the vein phobia - that's the preserve of Madge and Jolie. Hugh just has normal dilated veinage, considering he's hot and exercising.
And hot. ;P
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Sorry, that's not normal. Those veins in the shoulder/chest area are a sure sign of steroids (whereas the forearm veins are pretty common on anybody), which he was obviously doing for those Xmen movies. Those veins don't even compare to Madge or Anjolie. The veins and stretch marks around the shoulders stay, even when the muscles start going down again when you stop the steroids. In natural body building those muscles would grow too slowly to cause stretch marks, and I don't even know what can cause veins in the shoulders like that naturally.
It's very hard to build muscle around the shoulders, but when you take steroids that is the area that benefits the most and where you first notice the biggest changes. The legs, and especially the lower legs are the least responsive to steroids. So when you see that unbalanced development between upper body and lower body, that's another clue.
That physique is very common for HIV+ men who take steroids against wasting, or HIV- circuit queens (if there is such a thing) just to look hot at a lame circuit party. So for me, that Skeletor physique is just unnatural and a way too common signifier of gay middle age. I don't think HJ looks HIV+ (he's missing a few of the other common traits), but that look does nothing for me. He was hot when he was in that Meg Ryan movie, but since then he has been a good example of the desperate lengths men will go to to stay sexy as they age. No thanks.
Rofl.. arms not hairy enough..
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yeh id do him just for the taste of it.
but i get a power bottom vibe from hugh, so i dont know how its gonna work out when two bottoms go at it :P
*drools*
And the doggy is very cute also.
I could throw a Cordis in that shit.
Submitted by nclgemini on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 8:33pm.
baaahaa! this made me laugh so hard! Damn havent been on dlisted but a few times in the last two months. done broke up with my boyfriend and moved back to the mother land! been getting settled in rather nicely. hope all you guys are doing good!
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@ncigemini, sorry to read about your break up and having to go back home. It will be okay. And Dlisted is just the place to come to the best gossip blogging. Period.
Laughter makes the heart smile. :)
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baaahaa! this made me laugh so hard! Damn havent been on dlisted but a few times in the last two months. done broke up with my boyfriend and moved back to the mother land! been getting settled in rather nicely. hope all you guys are doing good!
Submitted by But_Im_A_Member on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 8:08pm.
You have seen him up close????
I. Am. So. Jealous!!! *LOL*
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Oh yes...the next time he pops in i'll steal a lock of his chest hair to send to u ;)
Thanks, Snow Owl! At least he was #1.
But the movies haven't been doing so well the last few weeks.
The movie looks good, kinda feel-good family flick that I watch on DVD. *LOL*
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I KNEW it was Hugh Jackman's just by looking at that first picture!
It's a bit too much though. I like muscles but I hate it when they make they make the arms look shorter.
The only reason his musculature is so perfectly chiseled and refined is because he's working overtime at the gym to avoid his "wife". I'll bet you anything she greets him every day with her legs crossed and propped up on some table, a fresh cigar in her mouth, dressed like Annie Hall while laughing maniacally at the bank she's getting being his wifeager/beard.
Mmmmm....yes please.
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I must be the only one who finds this kind of physique gross. I like a man with a little tone, not like this! Yikes.
I'm sorry, there's a vein? I was staring at the fucking hotness that is Hugh Jackman.
This is why I support cloning.;)
Stefy, I think Blue Steel was # 1. Yes, it made only 23 million, though.I can't believe Dolphin Tale was # 3! Nobody is going to see movies right now I guess.
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By the way, how did Real Steel do in the movies?
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
I love his bulge, BUT he's gotta work on the legs. They are a little too thin. I am a sucker for strong legs. Not over developed, just strong with a nice ass.
Hugh is and will always be my future baby daddy. Luv him.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Stefystef, I prefer a man with nice legs too. That huge upper body with cherry stem legs kills me - but he could still get it. I've seen him at my job, he's a beautiful specimen.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 6:54pm.
May be in the minority here, but i LOVE me a good visible arm-vein on a man. It`s sexy, big turn-on. Plus Jackman is handsome anyway, that helps.
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I don't like them huge and pulsing (ha), but I think it's sexy when men's hands have a bit of that veiny thing going. The hands have to be hot to begin with though.
I am trying to figure out what part of town he's in. Why doesn't he live in my neighborhood. I walk my dog, he walks his dog.
It is Kismet. *LOL*
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Lord have mercy, what I would do to that hot man! In fact, what I'd do to him is still illegal in 21 states!
I have a major crush on this man but I think that vein is too much.
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He IS a talented guy. Much more than I'd given him credit.
On the other hand (arm), those are exactly what varicose veins look like. A bad thing on women's legs. Just sayin. He is a hunker.
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Jeezus. One can only imagine what his peen veins must look like!
Is that even HEALTHY to have veins that bulgy?
Yowza.
There are 100 names for God. The Persian's knew 99 of them. Only the Bactrian camels know the hundredth, that's why they look so damned superior. (True story)
Prominent veins make me squeamish (can't even look at that pic for too long)...*shudder*. However, I love me some HJ!
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Cant see the attraction with Hugh Jackman...too ocker....too nice...too gay....lol.
I'm jumping ship on the vein phobia - that's the preserve of Madge and Jolie. Hugh just has normal dilated veinage, considering he's hot and exercising.
And hot. ;P
Id hit it.
Love me some Hugh Jackman...and the fact that he's married to a "homely" chick makes him that much more attractive to me. He obviously doesn't care about looks or that superficial BS. :)
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Loves me some Hugh Jackman. His chest is a work of art.
He's very hot. I loved him in The Prestige.
Also he was sexy as F on SNL as Harry Pothead.
That's where Beyonce's baby is. Whew. Now we know.
His veins should throw a horse shooting party with Angelina's and Madge's veins! Good LORD!
May be in the minority here, but i LOVE me a good visible arm-vein on a man. It`s sexy, big turn-on. Plus Jackman is handsome anyway, that helps.
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