Kat Von D Thanks Vanilla Gorilla For Cheating On Her Ass With 19 Tricks
What's that saying? A leopard can change its spots? Or is it, a Vanilla Gorilla can't stop being a whore? Well, whatever that saying is, Kat Von D has finally tattooed it to the outside of her brain after a self-realizing journey through the land of obvious showed her the light (and VG's 19th side piece). Kat slipped into the open confessional booth on Facebook where she admitted that she once believed that she could tame Vanilla Gorilla's forever wandering slut dick and prove to the public that he's not just a mutated, lie-filled anal wart with beady eyes and a philandering peen. Kat starts out her Facebook post by saying that if her relationship with VG was a reality show, it would probably be called 19 Skanks and Counting.
Never have I felt so strong about True Love, than I do today. I believe in Love more than anything else, and more than ever before.Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year.
I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship. All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love.There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people's ability to change for the better. Although this was not a primary purpose in the relationship, I did feel like it would be a positive thing for those who judged Jesse solely based on what they read in tabloids, to see that change is always possible - even in the people who seem hopeless.
I still believe that, even if that change never occurs inside of him - because I see proof of change everyday - in others, and in myself.
I'm far from perfect, but am willing to examine myself, and my patterns of dysfunction, and then put in the work to better myself. It's a daily practice, but it’s working.Sure, its easy to tell someone, "I told you so” especially if you're criticizing someone from the outside, but that attitude comes from a place called Ego, and not Love.
I know I deserve a big fat "I told you so,” from everyone, and wish I didn't have to say, "You all were more right than you'll ever know” but you were.Not to worry, I've gladly paid the consequences for every mistake I've ever made, but learned so much from each of them.
Kat then goes on to write that she is sick of being compared to VG's original whore Bombshit McGee, but she's mainly telling us all of this as a way of making peace with herself....and because a bitch could really use some press now that her reality shit show is lying dead under TLC's hoarders pile.
I think it just made me sad today to imagine him still in that dark place - where seeking validation through the attention of women takes precedence over being a good father, a sincere friend, a better coworker, and a happy individual.I tried my best to go through all of this without venting, or complaining, or fueling more tabloid mumbo jumbo - but this isn't about any of that.
This is about me making peace with myself, and forgiving myself for making some bad mistakes.I don't want to sink into the feelings of regret, or resentment.
Because right now, for the first time in my life I have felt regret, (for someone like me, who's never felt that before, this is hard to say out loud).Time is something you can never get back, and what we do with this very present moment is the most real thing we have. So if that's the lesson Jesse forced me to face and learn by all of this, than all I can say is Thank You.
It would be nice to move on now, and kindly thank you all in advance for your support, love, and positivity.
Life is far too grand to focus on the negative and put each other down.
Breaking news: a trash heap ho who tattooed her face so that it looks like the Milky Way gave her a facial had a huge lapse in judgement. Fuck me with a DUH.
Yes, Kat Von D should've seen this coming (the same way her pussy saw a lifetime of stinging as soon as VG's STD stick touched it), but there's really a lesson we can all learn from this. The first time he cheats, shame on him. The second time he cheats, shame on you. The 19th time he cheats, don't fucking WAH WAH WAH about it on Facebook, because we already know, bitch.
This message was brought to you by the Obvious Department. What did hometrick think? That this tattooed bag of stupid was not going to cheat on her tattooed bag of stupid ass?? Derp. He cheated on his WIFE. He just made you look even more stupid and pathetic than thought possible.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
J.F.C. Kat got what was coming to her. Also, there ARE good men out there, Migraineuse. Maybe you just haven't met any of them yet.
I don't mean to be insulting, but it's completely obvious that there is a man out there that broke your heart or walked all over you somehow, and now, because of ONE MAN, you are putting the same label on ALL men. It's not right. What if you met a guy who was fresh off of a bad relationship that generalized all women as whores? How fair would that be to you?
As for cheaters...I've been on both ends of that spectrum, so my perspective on that is...broad. It is a lousy thing to do, and there is no denying that. But people seeem to give the cheated on party lots of sympathy without knowing anything about their relationship, or how they treated the person who strayed. Cheating is certainly not a mature, kind way to solve relationship problems, but many relationships are fucked way before the cheating happens.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
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I may be in the minority, but I feel bad for her.. She's one of those people that can't be alone and wants to be in love.. She needs to be alone for a loooong time before she gets w/ someone again. She needs to realize some people can't be "fixed" and some don't want to, like JJ.. a pig is a pig is a pig
marriage/committed relationships are over-rated anyhow.. it's not some grand prize you get in life.. it's just a path some people take. People race to and desperately look for someone when it's not all that it's cracked up to be.
Women are way better at cheating and lying and finagling their way around 'extra' dick. Men are stupid when it comes to cheating which is why you see more men getting 'caught'.
I need a bodyguard for my bodyguard.
How many men did Kat cheat on? I lost count. And she obviously never felt regret about hurting any of them. Now she's been cheated on at least 19 times in one year - good. Karma baby.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Men lie and cheat, women lie and cheat. Doesn't matter the sex, narcissistic asshole can happen to anyone. And whoever it is, they never change, dating 101. She acts like she's 16.
.... and then God farted and a stinky cloud appeared over Kat Von D that spelled out DUH.
Submitted by Chapped Ass on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:50pm.
No man hating from me. I love penis.
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Submitted by James Blonde on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:25pm.
Awww how cute!!! She thought thought she was special enough to change him.
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Exactly!
I kinda wonder if he was really "cheating" though. I get the impression he didn't even pretend to be monogamous after their sham engagement ended. Just Kat's wishful thinking because as long as he was still fucking her, she thought she had a chance.
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"Buy the ticket, take the ride." Hunter S. Thompson
Well just to add a little something positive about Kat Von D... I first met her when we were both 18. She was sweet and talented and never used her body to get her way. She's truly something special and not as dumb as everyone thinks. She worked hard to get where she's at and it's a shame that she's tainted her image with Jesse James filth but I believe she can bounce back. I wish her the best! We need to realize that she is a rare talent: a hot chick with chops.
Time is something you can never get back, and what we do with this very present moment is the most real thing we have.
And that's two minutes of my life that I'll never get back for actually reading this AND commenting!
she is so fucking pathetic I would not be surprised if she goes back to him and sez It was all a misunderstanding, poor Jesse, so misunderstood (wink, wink)...fuck both of them for real...
I guess she refused to smack Vanilla Gorilla with her SS riding crop, goosestep around the room, and give the Heil Hitler salute, eh? well sometimes we have to do things for our loved ones to make them happy.
It's all about compromises, Kat Von D(isgusting).
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Whamo is prob gone for the day but this>>>>>:
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 1:25pm.
"Never underestimate a Ho wanting to get her fuck on with a "celeb Ho"
It never ceases to amaze me how some women are willing to fuck ANTHING as long as it's been in the movies or on TV.
I've read it so many times where a woman says they find some guy "nerdy cute" or "dirty handsome" but if that same person weren’t on TV or in the movies there is NO WAY in HELL they want to get their fuck on with him"
>>>>>>>>is so true. I'd fuck Lukas Haas until he bleeds cuz he's a seeerious actoooor. But if he was just Luke the gas station attendant, I'd probably just make out with him at the pump.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
That is so sweet and heartfelt. I hope that degenerate twatwaffle at least had the sense to wrap it and keep his debilitating STD strains to himself.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Yikes, it's getting ansty in here. All I can say is, I understand Migraneuse. She's got a certain perspective on things, but so does Mrs. Patrick Campbell. I think she's interesting.
I can also vouch for jack n the hat. I do believe there isn't a good or bad gender - only good or bad people. To have a good man in your life, you need to see a good person first, and it's as simple as that. Men do have more political and economic power, but I don't think they have all the power in relationships. At least in the happy relationships that I encounter, most times the woman's clearly in charge.
Submitted by Bree on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by MrrKat on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:28pm.
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I think that all of this is more complicated than anybody can point out.
I like men generally better than women, but that doesn't mean that men aren't assholes.
There's a lot of truth behind what MrrKat wrote. If a man doesn't like you, he can turn things calmly with a snap, so you will suffer. If a woman doesn't like you, she goes at war - which shows which gender is the boss. I don't know if it's different from animals, at least it appears to be, but men don't tout for women; women believe that they have to get rid of their opponents to get the best male, that alone makes men superiour and us women to self/each other-hating bitches. It's ridiculous and an archilles heel of feminism.
"I should have realized that his dick looked like that because he has herpes!! Why did I believe him when he said that there had been an angry ex who threw acid on it, leaving it scarred forever!?!?!"
"I didn't put two and two together when found the valtrex prescription containers with his name on the pharmacy label!"
This bitch. If her delusions ever fail she will throw herself off a bridge.
Hey, Chapped Ass, did bro-in-law specify that the warts were on his ass? Just curious, since they burn them off of hetero dicks quite frequently.
FYI, an increase in oral, cervical and rectal cancer has been linked to HPV (genital warts).
So plan ahead. Get your shots, wear condoms, and choose your partners wisely (preferably not through the bottom of a shot glass).
Or just cross your fingers and hope for the best.
This has been a public service message.
not once did all class Sandra ever comment on the 10 billion diseased side pieces this massive piece of shit Jesse have the whole time they were MARRIED, but this serial cheating whore as well, is (shock) surprised that a piece of shit is still a piece of shit, no matter how many tattoos for him as a kid you plaster your body with. All I read after a while is blah, blah, blah, (I need press badly) blah, blah...fuck she CANNOT be that stoopid, oh wait, yes she can. Jesse deserves no second chances, none, he is a fucktard, and she is too, they really belong together. Keep the diseases in a controlled place...noone will visit and they can keep each other std infested.
ha ha stoopid dumb chick the fuking world told ya so
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Submitted by MrrKat on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:27pm.
I can somewhat see your point. Maybe it was the way it was presented (and the fact it seems to be a constant issue with her) I'm not sure... just defending the good guys out there... again, I can see your point.
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Submitted by Chapped Ass on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:50pm.
No man hating from me. I love penis.
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Except for VG's putrid festering dong. Amirite?
No man hating from me. I love penis.
Submitted by MrrKat on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:45pm. ...
Jack, if I may put in a word:
Migraineuse isn't a man-hater any more than you're a woman-hater. What she (and I sometimes) are pointing out is how society allows people born with peens (a lot of whom we shouldn't dignify by calling them "men") a lot more leeway with their behavior than those of us *not* born with peens. This makes it tough for decent men like yourself.
Women can see & point this stuff out because they're not granted these privileges (however dubious the "privileges" may seem). We can generally see stuff like this because we're not "in the middle" of having had those privileges...a lot of men can't see how privileged they are because they've never *not* been that way. (Any group with certain privileges over others often can't see that they're privileged. Think about how we rag on rich celebrities on here; "more money than sense," etc.)
So, calling attention to something doesn't = hate. It = calling attention to something many people may not have noticed because it's natural, understood, a part of our culture for centuries. Now, if Migraineuse was saying, "Let's chop all men's genitals off," now THAT would be man-hating.
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You can excuse it however you want, but making broad generalizations about all males as a whole is man-hating.
Submitted by Bree on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:49pm.
I cosign on all of that, jack.
You know, maybe if you stopped being a man-hater for a while, you'd realize that there are good guys out there who don't cheat. Who find value in their women and appreciate them and open doors, pull out chairs, and give them the respect they deserve. I've dated pigs and I'm with my partner now and he is nothing like them. You're just as bad as the people you're criticizing because you're lumping all men into the same shitty category.
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bout time someone else figured out she's a bitter hag.
OT: shut the fuck up you ugly nazi fucked up face whore.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:45pm. ...
Jack, if I may put in a word:
Migraineuse isn't a man-hater any more than you're a woman-hater. What she (and I sometimes) are pointing out is how society allows people born with peens (a lot of whom we shouldn't dignify by calling them "men") a lot more leeway with their behavior than those of us *not* born with peens. This makes it tough for decent men like yourself.
Women can see & point this stuff out because they're not granted these privileges (however dubious the "privileges" may seem). We can generally see stuff like this because we're not "in the middle" of having had those privileges...a lot of men can't see how privileged they are because they've never *not* been that way. (Any group with certain privileges over others often can't see that they're privileged. Think about how we rag on rich celebrities on here; "more money than sense," etc.)
So, calling attention to something doesn't = hate. It = calling attention to something many people may not have noticed because it's natural, understood, a part of our culture for centuries. Now, if Migraineuse was saying, "Let's chop all men's genitals off," now THAT would be man-hating.
Thanks for listening. :-)
Wow really? Like you REALLY belived he wouldn't dick you around too? Gah! I hate how some women can be so STUPID!
19 skanks and Lawd only knows the petri dish of nasty Horton Hears a HO shit living on that dick.
Genital herpes and genital warts can be contracted even WITH condoms.
My brother-in-law contracted genital warts and complained to everyone about how painful it was to have his doctor burn them off. Talk about a chapped ass!
He's supposedly heterosexual, so I'm wondering how in the hell he contracted that?
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 1:33pm.
I think I just made Whamo's head explode.
Hell, Dog, you just made MY head explode. :-P
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:22pm.
Zorba: I guess no one is afraid of AIDS anymore. The younguns haven't seen loved ones waste away and die slowly like some of us did. And there are effective medications.
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That is true. But I think people have too much trust in medication. I've thankfully never known someone in my immediate circle who died from AIDS, but have heard "distant rumors" of the disease taking my childhood friend's partner, my sister's military buddy, and possibly my schizophrenic uncle who I've only seen in pictures. I've also seen a young man with AIDS in a hospital, very thin, angry and sick. It still scares the shit out of me and I'm glad there are medications now, but I don't think it works for everyone.
Anyway, don't mean to be a bummer. Back to making fun of the star bukkake on Kat Von D's stupid face.
An adulteress expecting fidelity, now that's rich.
Submitted by Bree on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:49pm.
Thanks, Bree. I'll admit the good ones are a little harder to find but we are out there.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:28pm.
"Men screw around because they feel entitled. They own and control the world, women are status markers and penis holsters to them, and they feel entitled to do whatever they want. The world waggles a finger at them, but there are no real consequences - admiration, even, from other men."
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I totally disagree. Not all men are as big of fucking assholes as you ALWAYS like to point out... and cheat on their significant other. The men that do cheat do it because they are pigs... PERIOD. The same reason women cheat, because they are pigs... PERIOD.
It is so very obvious you are a man hater.... not saying I don't blame you, a lot of us are pigs, but women can, and are, just as bad... you have your feminist, man-hating organizations... we have Hustler and The Little Rascals "He-man Woman Haters Club"...
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I cosign on all of that, jack.
You know, maybe if you stopped being a man-hater for a while, you'd realize that there are good guys out there who don't cheat. Who find value in their women and appreciate them and open doors, pull out chairs, and give them the respect they deserve. I've dated pigs and I'm with my partner now and he is nothing like them. You're just as bad as the people you're criticizing because you're lumping all men into the same shitty category.
First off, any woman who decides to be with a man who cheated on his wife with some random whore deserves whatever happens to her.
Second:
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:28pm.
Umm...you do know that women cheat too, right?
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:28pm.
"Men screw around because they feel entitled. They own and control the world, women are status markers and penis holsters to them, and they feel entitled to do whatever they want. The world waggles a finger at them, but there are no real consequences - admiration, even, from other men."
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I totally disagree. Not all men are as big of fucking assholes as you ALWAYS like to point out... and cheat on their significant other. The men that do cheat do it because they are pigs... PERIOD. The same reason women cheat, because they are pigs... PERIOD.
It is so very obvious you are a man hater.... not saying I don't blame you, a lot of us are pigs, but women can, and are, just as bad... you have your feminist, man-hating organizations... we have Hustler and The Little Rascals "He-man Woman Haters Club"...
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
I'm think that Kat Von D's first marriage ended because she was allowing lots of other guys to tattoo her vadge with their dicks....
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Who among us has not stuck with somebody long after we should have kicked their ass to the curb, because we really believed we could make the relationship work?
Well?
Men screw around because they feel entitled. They own and control the world, women are status markers and penis holsters to them, and they feel entitled to do whatever they want. The world waggles a finger at them, but there are no real consequences - admiration, even, from other men.
No amount of love, or wishful thinking, can even the balance between men and women. Not until this oppressive system we live under is brought down.
If you're lucky enough to have a dude who loves you, great. But you'll never be 100% sure he won't go behind your back and take what this culture says is rightfully his.
Of course if you're a woman and you cheat, you're a rotten whore who deserves to die now. Double standards and all, you know.
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"If Michelle Duggar's vagina is under God's control, then God has some explaining to do." -- hotpocket
She was so pretty back in the first season of LA INK, now she looks frozen all the time: http://www.cirugiasdeestrellas.com/2010/11/cirugias-plasticas-de-kat-von...
To bad that a little bit of television fame make her become a cartoon of herself.
Awww how cute!!! She thought thought she was special enough to change him.
Zorba: I guess no one is afraid of AIDS anymore. The younguns haven't seen loved ones waste away and die slowly like some of us did. And there are effective medications. I still wouldn't fuck a stranger without a condom though. Fucking morons out there.
Oh and that must be some good dick?? Anyone had it? Seems like it has mingled quite a bit.
POOOHTEEEE!
Apparently Jessie loves to f8ck!
POOOHTEEEE!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 1:47pm.
HOLY SH*TBALLS! I WAS KIDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
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Hey I know where you're coming from here Doggie. It's what we know or think we no about Doug that might have people doing the ???? but he's not exactly quasimoto or anything. LOL
If you were 15 you actually might have a chance in meeting him. Bawahaaaa!!
Yes I agree with Whamo at least he's man anyway...kind of!
Her assistant writes pretty things. She should keep her.
She shouldn't advertise that he fucked on 19 extra whores while with her. That's like walking around with a big ol' Valtrex sign on your forehead. Also, isn't anyone afraid of AIDS anymore?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:35pm.
Hello everyone I want to make peace with myself today so I want to tell everyone today that when I put my turkey cheddar and swiss sandwich in the toaster oven at lunch the swiss didn't melt completely but I ate it anyway but life is far too grand to dwell on this. It would be nice to move on.
I takes a very strong person to share and admit this. Hopefully tomorrow the cheese will melt properly on your sandwich and can help you move on.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 1:47pm.
HOLY SH*TBALLS! I WAS KIDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
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Hey I know where you're coming from here Doggie. It's what we know or think we no about Doug that might have people doing the ???? but he's not exactly quasimoto or anything. LOL
If you were 15 you actually might have a chance in meeting him. Bawahaaaa!!