Woe Is Brandi Glanville
Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife Brand Glanville spent her Thanksgiving gorging on mashed self-pity and sweet potato WAAAAH, because she says she spent the holiday all by her sad lonesome self while her boys were forced to watch their evil stepmother nibble on grains of revenge in her feedbag. Since the word "private" is a foreign one to Brandi's ass, the slut pig (copyright: Kim Richards) got on the Twatter stage to let out a long, mournful fart about how Eddie got the kids for Thanksgiving and he's trying to get them for Christmas too. Brandi claimed that Eddie sent her a threatening e-mail about their custody agreement and she thinks he believes she's one of the reasons why The Playboy Club got canceled and so he's punishing her for it. These are the notes that floated off of Brandi's violin as she played a sad song for herself:
@hatecheaters23 any divorce lawyers wanna give me some advice on a threatening email?Its like he is punishing me cuz he lost his job!
25 Nov@AnnieBowl its always nice to be threatened with jail time & loss of custody for wanting my kids 2B w there only 3 cousins for xmas!bully!
25 Nov
@MsFran53 he blames me for everything bad in his life. I just want to spend xmas with my family and the boy'sd only 3 cousins!
25 Nov
@kntrygrl07 yes, I wanted to stay in sacto 4 xmas day but altho he has had them 2 yrs in a row cuz he cheated the system I hav 2b home by 1
25 Nov
@CherisCheris he will send my ass to jail if it is at all possible!
25 Nov
LeAnn Rimes is usually the kind of War Horse that can't wait to gallop into a Twitter fight, but when The Babble (via ONTD) asked her to respond to this mess, the malnourished Falcor acted like barfing out private shit on Twitter is way below her even though she invented that shit.
Until private, family matters can stay that way we cannot communicate properly and through a public forum is not the way. I have fallen short myself out of anger, but for the kids sake only try to share happiness. It's no one's business, our family business and since you will not hear both sides of the story no one should judge nor jump to conclusions. I do not know what has been said except for what I just read, but it's far from the truth, I will say that.
But who needs words when a picture is worth a thousand stabs to Brandi's lonely pathetic heart. On Thanksgiving Day, LeAnn Tweeted the above picture of her, Eddie and Brandi's boys.
This is the part in the post where I'm supposed to write that Brandi and LeAnn both need to shut the Tweet up, but I'm too busying trying to figure out if Eddie's Movember stache is hot in a 70s pornstar kind of way or if it makes him look like a 1950s Cuban plantation owner who rapes the goats when the ranch hands aren't looking.
And here's a braless LeAnn showing off her Ziploc Bag tits in Malibu on Saturday.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:08pm.
If you can smell Suckandfucks nono, then I am glad this is the internets!
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The scent IS THAT STRONG. Beside, I have a scratch and snif app.
PSL is without a doubt definitely a mod and there used to be someone named Farah who was a mod as well...n
I miss Okie, funniest poster EVA!!!!
The list is pretty lame lately, I think alot of people get scared off when the super crazy scary shit starts with lovesangelina...
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
And I find it curious that they're bent over a pool table. Are they posing as Lohans?
Submitted by Nanners: "Photo Analysis: Older kid refused to be next to stepmom. Younger kid doesn't realize she's a horrible wretch yet. Moustache hates everyone and is going to bang a stripper tonight."
I think you nailed it, Nanners.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:20pm.
What, something happened to TV??? UGH. *pops Excedrin* I hate days like this...
He still pops in, just not very often.
@Sweetas: No no! I just miss his funny ass posts a lot.
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Sorry bjorky.. you know I have ADD and I'm trying to multi-task but it just isn't OOH HEY A PENNY!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
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What, something happened to TV??? UGH. *pops Excedrin* I hate days like this...
I really miss Mr. M. He was an old school gentleman. *tears*
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I miss him and Mr. Mercury. Wish I could have thanked him for some of he stuff he said, because he (unknowingly) helped me out alot. And he turned me onto the silent movie The Man who Laughed. Beautiful.
@jack: Yeah, that one was too sad. I couldn't even reply.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:08pm.
If you can smell Suckandfucks nono....
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This right here makes me glad I'm not really a dog, so I can't smell it. Blurgh.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:04pm.
I miss Team Valtrex. He was funny.
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fucking ^^THIS^^
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If you can smell Suckandfucks nono, then I am glad this is the internets!
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:06pm.
What IS IT about Leann Rimes that always sends threads down a strife-filled path? She must be directly related to Satan.
Yes this and Jolie threads usually end up like this.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:00pm.
Maybe PSL is the one who should be answering this, Bjork, since she's the one who posted it.
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I did ask her, she told me to ask M.E.
I don't mean you at all, precious, but I wish that people would read the threads.
You're all acting like a bunch of Stoddens!
What IS IT about Leann Rimes that always sends threads down a strife-filled path? She must be directly related to Satan.
I don't know whether to be freaked out, or just glad that the reason there's 192 comments on a LeAnn Rhimes thread is not LeAnn.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:58pm.
I have a feeling that today's open post is going to be crazy.
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It will be BARREN, all the action is here!!
ACTION ACTION ACTION
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No, I will repost it.
And don't front, sucky, you love this shit. It's making your hidey hole all wet, I can smell it.
Dog and GG don't hate on the creamed corn. Don't knock it til you try it.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I miss Team Valtrex. He was funny.
Awww sorry Dog. But the cream corn refrence went WAY over my head. Ya know I love ya. *Scratches hunches*
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:00pm.
Maybe PSL is the one who should be answering this, Bjork, since she's the one who posted it.
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Good point. Where is that ho?
Maybe she was drunk. That happens around here.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:26pm.
JACK~!!!!! I don't have a restraining order against you! If so, that would suck because who else would I send my drunk texts too? (true story)
LOL *smooch*
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LMAO - *tongues*
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:58pm.
I have a feeling that today's open post is going to be crazy.
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It will be BARREN, all the action is here!!
ACTION ACTION ACTION
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:58pm.
I have a feeling that today's open post is going to be crazy.
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MIKE CLEO!
Your crystal balls are dead on.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I can think of one reason why I wouldn't admit it if I was a moderator--every time I tried to post here and have fun, somebody'd be all up in my shit, yelling about why didn't I ban this one or ban that one.
And my e-mail would be jammed with angry complaints about everything from technical glitches to avatars of Cisco Adler's ballsack. I know this because it's what *I* do to the moderators, whoever the masochistic bastards are. (Really, though, the Cisco Adler, I mean, that is just gross, you really should ban that shit.)
Maybe PSL is the one who should be answering this, Bjork, since she's the one who posted it.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:57pm.
I miss marvin.
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Me too. And Lutrelle:(
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:50pm.
UGH! Dog, oversharing!!!
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Oh, and DWM and the creamed corn wasn't?!?!?!?!?!
*feels picked on and wondering if GG is a mod*
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I have a feeling that today's open post is going to be crazy.
Evil- A few years ago there was someone posting here as m.e. (lowercase) and it WAS NOT ME. And yes, that was the norm a few years ago (a troll or disgruntled poster) using another posters name, just altered a wee bit.
I miss marvin.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:54pm.
Who was that who did that before? Was it someone posing as Loveangelina or something like that? Posting with an account almost identical to a regular was the norm here years ago. Like when you could be a guest poster without registering, people posted weird shit all the time here.
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Right? ALL the time before you had to subscribe!
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Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:54pm.
Fuckin' a.
---I have a friend who's nickname is fuckin' a. Each time he smokes a joint, every sentence (which he forgets) starts with...
Fuckin' aaaaaaaaaaaaa ?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:51pm.
I cannot say "Brandi Glanville" for the life of me.
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SAME! I always call her Blandi. And I can't spell Leann.
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same here.
Though I don't say it often.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:52pm.
My real name is Heinous Anus III.
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Silly goose, you already posted your real name, and photo, on here. You even posted your email address to Mr. Mercury over the summer.
Plus, don't you remember that time I rimmed you at Splash? (I appreciate that you wax your hidey hole, you know that I choke on the hairs.)
My advice to those who are so concerned over their privacy, etc. Send and email to MK, and let him know your fears, anxieties, concerns. Why stir up the board and finger point? Go to the man who runs/owns the site and tell him what is bugging you.
From what I have read, MK is very hands on with people that email him, so I have no doubts he could allay your fears or at least give you some idea of how the place is run.
IMO, M.E is not a mod, but if she is, who cares? I am not worried about it. I find it strange that someone with mod privileges would allow themselves to be attacked constantly, and M.E has had her fair share of trolls, who have been vicious, so why would she allow herself to be cannon fodder?
Okay, thats my 2.
*heads to lunch*
And no, I am NOT a suck up or in the cool group. I just post, and thats it.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:54pm.
and all this time I've been calling you junior. My sincerest apologies.
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not funny sicko, reported.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
*smacks little_rascal's ass with a towel*
Fuckin' a.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:51am.
M.E.,
As you can see from my post below, PSL spilled the beans. How would you know about IP addresses or even begin to speculate about them?
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meatblocks - did you check that post? Are you sure your name was spelled EXACTLY the same way?
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Who was that who did that before? Was it someone posing as Loveangelina or something like that? Posting with an account almost identical to a regular was the norm here years ago. Like when you could be a guest poster without registering, people posted weird shit all the time here.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:52pm.
My real name is Heinous Anus III
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and all this time I've been calling you junior. My sincerest apologies.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:47pm.
My real name is Schmeckel Rubinowitz.
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IT IS NOT FUNNY TO USE MY INFORMATION AS YOUR OWN WHORE.
Slurpee's real name is HERB GOLDENSTEIN.
(why are we jewish)
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Why not? Those names are AWESOME!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:43pm.
Oh, and Lalal was the moderator of the Forum, so that kind of stuff was up to her. And I got just as much shit as you did in the Forum when I was there. WE even pmd about it. And Lalal rarely, rarely deleted alts or comments. Towards the end, I remember her deleting a partucularly racist thread from Jizzball, but other than that, she was hands off. I'm not even calling for banning people, just asking a question about who the moderator is and issues about IP address, emails, passwords, banning (who does and doesn't get banned and for what), those kinds of questions.
I have not attacked anyone.
If I'm getting this right...there are some that are worried that a few "regular" posters have access to everyone's IP address. I'm confident that whoever MK trusted with that access IS in fact trustworthy. I'm not paranoid at all. *deletes account* *changes name* *moves to Antarctica*
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:51pm.
I cannot say "Brandi Glanville" for the life of me.
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SAME! I always call her Blandi. And I can't spell Leann.
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My real name is Heinous Anus III.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:47pm.
*googles luddite*
Angel woman stop being so fuckin' smart. It's monday!
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LOL! Yeah, but look how I'm applying it.
*considers showering*
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*runs naked through the thread*