Give This Child All The Emmys
Is X-Factor always as dramatic as a Mexican funeral? Everybody's crying like they're about to bury somebody. Damn. I don't watch this anymore, but I'm about to slip it into my queue again, because this is the kind of theatrics I like to tuck myself in with at night. In case you didn't watch this emotional disaster last night either, let me set up this mess of a clip for you. Last night's elimination came down to 13-year-old Rachel (Simon's contestant) and Marcus (L.A. Reid's contestant). Simon gave his pink slip to Marcus, L.A. gave his slip to Rachel, Paula gave hers to Marcus and when it came time for that dumb ass Nicole Shitsinger to pick who she thinks should go home, she locked up.
Nicole made the same face she's going to make in a couple of months when she's cleaning up her dressing room after Simon fires her ass for being absolutely useless. Nicole gets paid way too much money to judge a singing show and this ho couldn't even push a vote out of her mouth. Nicole told Rachel and Marcus that this is so hard for her, because she's been up there before. This bottom of the barrel Apollonia impersonator can't be serious. BITCH, you were on The WB Popstars and I think I'm the only one who remembers that (and the only one who owns an Eden's Crush CD). Nicole couldn't decide, so she forced the vote into deadlock by voting for Rachel. The elimination was then up to the public's vote and they voted that 13-year-old Rachel needs to exit stage left. They voted the child out. What happened next was like a Real Housewives meltdown as seen through the eyes of Zeffirelli. That shit should be an opera!
Rachel fell to the floor, got back up and cried to her mom, "Mommy, you promised!" There is a special line at the entrance to Hell for people who laugh at children crying, so I will see you there. Rachel definitely deserves a few Emmys for this, but a special award should go to Nicole for her impressive mime work. I mean, wiping away those invisible tears? Charlie Chaplin is slow clapping up in heaven as I type this.
What a mess. Nicole Scherzinger not only stole Apollonia's entire act, but now she's murdering the dreams of children? Send her to the guillotine!
This is amazing.
This brat and that punk Astronomical Kid is the reason the minimum age limit should be raised. Where the hell do these self absorbed, bratty, whiny, entitled kids come from?
I don't care how talented you are(and she is) you don't get a pass for carrying on like this. Maybe this is where self absorbed, bratty, whiny, entitled kids come from. Nobody ever wants to put them in their place and check their behavior because they are so damn talented. FOHWTS. She is 13, not 3. No excuse for this meltdown. NONE.
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Fuck everything in this video; I just want to know WTF happened to Simon's face and why he can't blink his fucking eyes? Why does his face look like the borg? As if they cut out the area around another mans eyes and attached it to Simons face. I don't care about anything else. I haven't watched one ep. of X-Factor and this is a total shock to me.
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What the hell did I just watch? Was that J Anniston's piece MCing? Did someone sit on the left side of Simon's face?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's the first clip of the X-Factor I've seen, fucking hilarious!
That brat is one entitled little cunt. She'll go far!
I feel bad for her. She has great talent that's going to be squandered on Disney then ho shit.
These shows are such bullshit.
1st: Dropping to the floor in shock is NOT a tantrum
2nd: She's saying "Mommy, you promise?" when her mother is trying to reassure her it will be okay.
3rd: America voted on the performances from the previous night. The judges are suppose to vote on their performance doing the "save me" song. Rachel clearly sang her ass off, but Nicole thought she could save face with Marcus by passing the buck unto America to boot him...FAIL
I just saw on Radar that Rachel is meeting with DISNEY next. Of course she is. That will work out well for her.
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You're just having bad memories
About some skeeze who did the squeeze
And had you on your hands and knees
-Salt N Pepa
I love how contestants that get eliminated always say that they aren't going to give up and that that won't be the the last time the audience will hear of them. It's as if they think everyone is so devastated that they won't see them on tv and their lives won't be the same. Most of the time I just think, "No. Please, just go away and fade into obscurity."
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um, how is this different from American Idol?
and wtf with the super fake fuckery??
Well at least she's got her dignity...
She was fake crying and pissed that we didn't buy her staged cuteness .
Go suck on Simons man tittays and get over it!
I have seen singing competitions in her age group and NEVER have seen the theatrics this chick put on. A lot of people can sing, but she's not even close to being professional. I felt bad for the guy who made it because the girl had a full-sized toddler tantrum and he was ignored. Life is full of disappointments, sunshine. The only emotion I felt for her was a case of the HAHAHAHA's.
What a poor sport! Someone should have told the little fart she and the rest of the contestants on the show will not become the next Mimi or Michael Jackson, they will all go back into obscurity and be replaced by other wanna-be's with mediocre talent next season.
I don't know which is funnier, that little fat fuck kid falling to the floor and having a tantrum reminiscent of a toddler or Nicole Sherzinger trying to squeeze out fake tears from her overly Botoxed eyes.
Someone needs to tell fatty, life ain't fair, you win some, you lose some. In five or six years she can get lipo and fake tits and actually have a real shot in hell of making it as a singer.
I don't watch the Ick Factor (Team Idol here), but I think that we'd be better off if more reality show contestants had meltdowns like this. Too often, they're forced to grin and bear it and act all diplomatic and shit. I'd rather have too much over-the-top emotion than too much diplomacy. This wouldn't happen on Idol, however. I don't see Randy or J-Lo or Steven rushing up to comfort an eliminated contestant moments after the fact. Nigel Lythgoe would simply order the producers to cut to the goodbye montage. And if the eliminated contestant were a guy who wasn't a WGWG, they'd ignore his ass.
This girl annoyed me from the very beginning. I mean, she's 13 but looks 9years old. That's not her fault, but it doesn't help that she dresses like she's 7 years old. And I can't believe that she actually said hat out loud. "mommy you promised me!" Wow.
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Bree - you never forget the pain, but that moment the baby is put on your chest, you are no longer in pain, so...it's outta your head.
Omygoodness give a kid a break. We could be watching her first experiences with PMS up there.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:44am.
Bree - I'm a mommy and I stopped calling my mommy by mommy at like 12 or 13. Unless I was sick, or heartbroken.
Or when I was birfing out mah bebe's and I screamed for my mommy. THAT HURTED YO!
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LMAO! Yeah, I think the latter definitely calls for it! After hearing horror stories about childbirth, I'm not sure I ever wanna do it. Everybody says "oh you forget about it all after you see your baby's beautiful face." Yeah, you forget it so much that 30 years later you can still recall that pain! lol
This would've been hilarious if it wasn't the fakest shit I've ever seen in my life. Another sad example of reality TV being anything but real. Anyone who watches this crap is a sheep.
It's so rare that 13 year old girls are still little anymore. At that age, I would have cried onstage, but I don't know that I would have fallen out like that. I have been watching the show from the start, and I think that she felt an unspoken financial pressure to win from her family. I think the pressure just got to this poor little girl.
I see a girl with some talent but no emotional maturity for this level of competition. Shame on her and her parents for such a piss poor example of sportsmanship in public. I doubt they'll ever approve another child this young again. Way to ruin it for everybody else. P.S. I'll never buy anything by this cry baby.
4:24 LMFAO! I laughed until I peed myself.
I don't know what's worse, the child's tantrum or Nicole Shitzinger looking devastated, crying into her perfectly manicured hands as Paula Abdul tries to comfort her. Child needs to grow up and learn you aren't always going to get it your way. Not that I follow these "talent" shows, but I don't recall the even younger Jackie Evancho having a meltdown for placing second.
The thing about her doing material that is mature is that it's kind of fake and creepy like the show and like her, in my opinion. The first time I saw that little girl I said she was possessed. They should send that bedazzled chick back to England again though, because she didn't do her job.
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Nicole votes, "Present".
This has been labeled, "Leading from behind".
Above your paygrade, Nicole?
Simon is smiling with all the press coverage.
was nicole s. trying to "wash her hands" from making a decision? well it back fired on everyone's' ass. how dare she not save what cold have been the ultimate winner of this show. now she looks like an idiot.
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hahhaaaaa!!! times a thousand i love when kids cry and that goes to parents that "PROMISE" their kids shit. and nicole is a dummmmmmmbasssss for sure. jejeeee yay!!!
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Let's be honest. She was a crap singer.
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What a bunch of trailer trash garbage. I have never watched the show. Horrible. And when did the chant of "That's OK" become the norm? Who feels the need to say that? What does it accomplish? No, you just lost bitch, and since you threw a tantrum about it, I guess it's "not OK." It must be some lower-class mantra...
Wow, a lot of hate for Ms. Crow, but for those who have watched the show from the beginning, Nicole should have NEVER been a judge for this show. She is not great at making choice, nor being put in a position like she was last night.
I stopped watching the show after Nicole kicked off my boy Dexter before the "big show," but have kept up with it via YouTube and recaps on tons of entertament blogs, so I sort of know what I'm saying.... The coward behavior that she displayed in this clip should show producers that she shouldn't be on tap for next year's audition round. She really voted for Marcus because she fancied him and he had flirted with her the past, I truly believe that. She has no back-up for the girls on the show because she is afraid that they'll take her "crown" away from her. While talented, Nicole CAN'T sell records on her own. That has been proven.
As far as Rachel's reaction, I honestly believe she was in shock. She thought Nicole was going to save her and when she didn't, she lost it - and not in a good way. The "You promise?" comment was directed at her mom after she said, "Everything is going to be alright." This girl went into the competition with the intention to not only perform, but to also build a better life for the family that gave her a second chance. And for that, I admire her for her courage and her meltdown. It's not easy.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I call my mommy, mummy cos she is my mummy!
I still call my Mom "Mommy" sometimes.....so does my older sister. *smiles sheepishly*
just because I do not want to disappoint Tony/Carrotoplina:
I have some errands to run. Be back in a while. Bye! :)
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Who me? A tease? Brother, please
You're just having bad memories
About some skeeze who did the squeeze
And had you on your hands and knees
-Salt N Pepa
Well, PSL has certainly motivated me to get my ass working out again! Thank you for the motivation! :)
Bree - I'm a mommy and I stopped calling my mommy by mommy at like 12 or 13. Unless I was sick, or heartbroken.
Or when I was birfing out mah bebe's and I screamed for my mommy. THAT HURTED YO!
I'm not a mommy but I'm an auntie and those are crocodile tears! I laughed pretty hard. I didn't call either of my parents mommy or daddy at 13 either.
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Submitted by CARROTTOPPALINA on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:34am.
A member for only 8 weeks.
The REAL Carrottopalina was a member for YEARS.
PSL, I think I need to point something out at this point. Whoever is behind Tony Perkis is apparently even more stupid than George Dubya. The whole point of a troll is to go after someone on a level where they really are vulnerable. This corn licker Tony is making fun of you for something that doesn't even exist. How frigging lame is that???
EPIC
FAIL
NEXT!
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Criminal Minds episode? For what? Pissing a handful of people off on a gossip blog's comments section? Get a grip.
Dog that is me. I have a little more meat on me these days, I was underweight there. But that is the pic Tony/G'day is referring to. That is why I am showing it.
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Who me? A tease? Brother, please
You're just having bad memories
About some skeeze who did the squeeze
And had you on your hands and knees
-Salt N Pepa
You are such a sick fuck, and a coward. They should make a "Criminal Minds" episode about you.
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Who me? A tease? Brother, please
You're just having bad memories
About some skeeze who did the squeeze
And had you on your hands and knees
-Salt N Pepa
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:12am.
Sexy back!
PSL, what kind of horse hockey (thank you, Col. Potter) are you trying to hand me over here? I see a very well-toned back. I don't see backfat. Or is that the point? Is that really you?
*muttering* I need to get to the gym.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:19am.
Thanks Carrotopolina! You just confirmed who you are.
I'm not Angela. There are others out there, babe!
Dog, close your window and open it again. It's there.
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Who me? A tease? Brother, please
You're just having bad memories
About some skeeze who did the squeeze
And had you on your hands and knees
-Salt N Pepa
Stealing another users name (misspelling it to steal it) along with what they used for an avie.
WOW.
How many excel spread sheets do you have? Really.
You need to find a fucking hobby.
Submitted by Rick Astley on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 10:17am.
I DRINK CHILDREN'S TEARS FOR BREAKFAST
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LIES!!!! my lil brother said that was my job!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:20am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:16am.
PSL, and let's not mention the ear mites!
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and the worms.. STOP DRAGGING YOUR ASS ON MY CARPET!
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Hey man, my sh*tstains smell like peonies!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:11am.
I enjoyed seeing that promise get broken a little more than I should :)
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PEDOPHILE!
damn I love your avie.
C*NTLAPPER!
I said I enjoyed seeing the promise broken, not her hymen.
:)