This Isn't Awkward At All

Mortal enemies LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville resisted the urge to shank each other in the jaw with their clavicle bones yesterday afternoon when they both showed up to watch Brandi and Eddie Cibrian's son play in a soccer game. Sadly, the game's halftime show featuring LeAnn and Brandi in a BONY BITCH BRAWL (which I'm sure would look like two erect pencil dicks sword fighting in a dead pony's mouth) was canceled, because the two stayed away from each other. But the shriveled and dehydrated clitoris of a Falcor did get in a few shots when she sucked on Eddie's face and played with Brandi's boys right in front of everyone.

But Brandi still got off easy. It could've been much worse. If Brandi opened her mouth for any reason (examples: yawning at LeAnn's STUNT QUEEN moves, dry barfing over the fact that LeAnn looks like a paraplegic pony balancing on stilts made of chopsticks, etc...), LeAnn would've slithered down her throat, taken over her body and finally become the Brandi Glanville she's always wanted to be!

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:47am.

None of these people have an ounce of class. I'm still Team Brandi, though!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:44am.

LeAnn won't get pregnant soon, it would ruin the "abs" she has worked so hard for.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:43am.

Why doesn't LeAnn just piss on him to mark her territory? Jebus, that is so tacky.

Reminds me of early this fall, my ex hubby's mother passed away suddenly. I sat on the non-family side during the funeral, but his new piece plopped right down next to me and motioned him over, and was wrapped around him, stroking his cheek, and kissing him the whole time. OKAY HE IS YOURS ALL YOURS I FUCKING GET IT MISS SO SECURE. :p

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:42am.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 11:09am.

I'm wondering more if the PDA is necessary. They're not highschool kids...surely they can go a couple hours without cuddling.

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But then no one would pay them any attention, and they can't have that, can they?

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 11:09am.
I'm wondering more if the PDA is necessary. They're not highschool kids...surely they can go a couple hours without cuddling.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:41am.

the LOOK on Leanne's face! OMG she must be GRINDIN the HELL outta her poor teeth!

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Submitted by guest on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:41am.

Have your own kidz Leann & leave Brandi's alooooone!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:41am.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 11:08am.

Finally saw an episode of RHOBH. That Brandy is a brainless twit but she is a good looking woman. Way, way hotter than LeAnn.
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She's SUCH a bimbo but she's really cute. I feel sad for her, like she should get the hell outta there before Kyle scratches her eyes out for kicks.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:45am.

Seriously it is somewhat hard to tell who is who.
And is Leann just trying to make Brandi feel bad? What a ****.

Edited because I can't believe I typed that word out and it was going to bother me until I changed it.

How unlady like of me. *grasps pearls*

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:40am.

Awkward. My first wife (lil g’s mom) fucking HATED my second wife… but it was mainly because she was as big as a house and whore #2 had a rockin body. Either way, hope they keep it classy in front of the kids… they are already feeling the strain of a “broken home”… they don’t need added stress of the mom and new piece being shitty to each other.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:39am.

I'm wondering more if the PDA is necessary. They're not highschool kids...surely they can go a couple hours without cuddling.

Submitted by SnAtChQuAtCh on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:45am.

If I saw an emaciated, frail, calorie-restricted skeleton pick up my child and swing it upside down like that, I'd have no choice but to remove her head.

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:39am.

Gahd they look like twins in the main pic...the hair, the aviators... *skeeved out* LeAnn you creepy body snatching bitch.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:38am.

Finally saw an episode of RHOBH. That Brandy is a brainless twit but she is a good looking woman. Way, way hotter than LeAnn.

Eddy has a testicle in place of a brain stem so one would assume he'd always opt for the hot. So how did chimp face Leann bag him?

No doubt by engaging in the freaky, nasty, fuck-me-daddy, A2M action that would make Larry Flynt blush.

This actually scores points for Leann in my book. Some women would tolerate hiring a call girl for a threesome. Leann would suggest it.

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Submitted by SnAtChQuAtCh on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:38am.

Was it necessary to sit that close together? Only for a photo op! Desperate. The new fragrance from Calvin Klein.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:38am.

IMO, LeAnn needs to back the hell off of Eddie's kids. She is NOT their mother and she needs to stop trying to act like she is. Whatever is going on with Eddie and Brandi's custody agreement is THEIR business and she needs to STFU. There is nothing wrong with a stepmother trying to get along with and support her husband's children but inserting herself into their relationship with their parents is bullsh*t. This idiot here makes it worse because she's clearly courting as much publicity as she can get and using them to do it.

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:37am.

GO AWAY YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE YOU ARE NOT HIS MOTHER.
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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:36am.

LeAnn looks like a lumberjackass...

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:37am.

This Isn't Awkward At All
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LOLOLOLOLOL!

Brandi Glanville needs a friend like one of us, dude.
Kick that bitch right in the cunt.

And yeah it's a phot op but that's ALL Leanne. Trust.

Submitted by SnAtChQuAtCh on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:36am.

Total photo op. Staged. Attention-seeking whores. Get Brandi off of RHOBH, her insecurity is palpable.

Submitted by guest on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:34am.

Eddie's transformation of Leann seems complete. Stg Leann looks like the ugly twin.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by KA on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:34am.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 11:01am.

I truly cannot stand anyone involved in this story
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:34am.

PSL, let's put them near a hot furnace and see who melts first.

SANS FARDS, I'm with you. All of the adults involved are too self-absorbed to think about the kids' well-being. I wonder which one of them tipped off the paps?

Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:34am.

ummmm hello it's clavicle abs!!!!

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:32am.

how can he tell them apart?

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:31am.

I truly cannot stand anyone involved in this story...I only feel for the kids. Eddie and Leann for being the smug famewhores that they are, and Brandi for airing her dirty laundry for everyone to see on Twitter. I would have sympathy for Brandi but she's proven to have no class whatsoever by doing that.

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Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:29am.

So who won the starve off contest?

Skinny bitches being annoying skinny bitches. Eat something so your brains start working and you both figure out Eddie fucking Cibrian is not worth fighting over.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:28am.

which one do you think has more plastic in their body?

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:27am.

ahhaha Leann stay the fuck home mind your own business bitch YOU BITCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH FUCKING BITCCHHHHHH

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 11:01am.
I truly cannot stand anyone involved in this story...I only feel for the kids. Eddie and Leann for being the smug famewhores that they are, and Brandi for airing her dirty laundry for everyone to see on Twitter. I would have sympathy for Brandi but she's proven to have no class whatsoever by doing that.
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That's true about Brandi (and the kids) but I still wouldn't like to have her life. Leanne is like a smug vulture flaunting her stolen prey in front of Brandi. Does Leanne really have to snuggle and make out with Eddie in front of the kids, the team, the paps and the world?