Halloween Is Canceled FOREVER
The answer to the question "Does true love last forever?" has just been answered with the sad image of Heidi Klum's vagina saying "One day you're in, ze next day you're aught!" to Seal's peen (which I'm pretty sure looks like this). Today is the day that Halloween and the meaning of love have joined hands and jumped to their deaths, because TMZ reports that Heidi Klum has kissed her marriage to Seal on both cheeks before saying "auf wiedersehen" to it after 6 years
This is not supposed to happen and TMZ doesn't have a lot of answers. They're hearing that Heidi will drop divorce papers into the hands of the L.A. County Superior Court by as early as next week, but they don't say specifically why she's clubbing her marriage. Heidi and Seal seemed like they were both queefing out hearts for each other when they were together in Aspen over the holidays, so some for real shit must've went down between then and now.
How can a couple who spread the cheese thick every year by renewing their vows in a lavish ceremony not make it? How can a couple who kept the costume industry alive by wearing lavish coordinating costumes every Halloween not last forever? How can a couple who has inspired me to use the word "LAVISH" twice in one paragraph not stay together till the end of time? WE NEED ANSWERS! Heidi and Seal owe it to us to gently sit us down at the table in the eat-in kitchen, give us each a juice box and tell us with puppets why daddy is moving out.
Oh vel, the only good thing to come out of this is that Heidi and Seal will renew their divorce vows in a LAVISH ceremony every year while wearing LAVISH costumes. Keep the lavishness alive, HeiSea!
urmomma - again: I feel sorry for your children. I hope no one can track you down to your Dlisted nickname, or CPS has some work to do. I mean seriously! What the hell is wrong with you if you truly believe getting drunk as FUCK WHEN YOU'RE A MOTHER AND SHOULD BE A ROLE MODEL is cool?!
Submitted by pfk on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 4:28pm.
Sandbitch - this has probably been said a dozen times already in the last 6 pages, and you'll probably never see it anyway as I'm a little late to the party, but Seal adopted Leni in 2009. That means Flavio gave up all paternal rights to her and Seal will be the one paying support.
---Hey! Yeah, I know Seal "legally" adopted her and the parental rights stuff but I'm wondering what the fuck happened with Flavio that they wanted to prevent him from having anything to do with the kiddie?
Surely if the arrangement is/was amicable, the father can still be involved and contribute. It's not like he can't afford it, the fat pig is loaded!
You could understand it if he outright deserted them or summink, y'know??
Sandbitch - this has probably been said a dozen times already in the last 6 pages, and you'll probably never see it anyway as I'm a little late to the party, but Seal adopted Leni in 2009. That means Flavio gave up all paternal rights to her and Seal will be the one paying support.
Submitted by Paula Schultz a... on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 8:46am.
Wishing everyone only the best. I'm outta here. I deleted my one and fucking only account Arlene Machiavelli.
I didn't want to be a complete bitch and not even say bye. So I've created this account my fucking second one which I'll delete after this message is posted.
Tired of proving myself. Tired of reading racist bullshit. Don't want to be called troll. Fuck you very much.
I have had enough heart ache in my life and came here to escape and have fun on my phone when bored. I'll find another way maybe start reading and writing again. Peace and love to all the good people I had the pleasure to speak with online.
love Arlene M I quit this fuckeray.
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No!! I never thought that you were a troll! Arlene, you gotta side step that racist crap, and everyone gets accused of being a troll.
Please come back!
Wishing everyone only the best. I'm outta here. I deleted my one and fucking only account Arlene Machiavelli.
I didn't want to be a complete bitch and not even say bye. So I've created this account my fucking second one which I'll delete after this message is posted.
Tired of proving myself. Tired of reading racist bullshit. Don't want to be called troll. Fuck you very much.
I have had enough heart ache in my life and came here to escape and have fun on my phone when bored. I'll find another way maybe start reading and writing again. Peace and love to all the good people I had the pleasure to speak with online.
love Arlene M I quit this fuckeray.
since i have lupus I feel compelled to share. like some have said there are many types of lupus and they all attack different parts of the body. i have sle, the most common kind. lupus is called that because of the type of rash you get on your face, like a wolf face. its also called butterfly rash and can vary with people. i only have it when i get a flare up. seal has/had a rare kind that deeply attacks the skin. i have seen other people with various skin scarring. sometimes it goes away, sometimes it gets worse. whenever i see him i always hope he is in good health.
Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 12:02pm.
urmomma awww I'm sorry you were offended when you read the truth. Ok I'll admit it I'm not. I just feel sorry for your children.
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I am not offended. I am pissed. There is a big difference. And the "truth" would be that you do not have fucking clue. I find you fucking pathetic. And I find it even more pathetic that you have nothing better to do with your time than start shit with me. I am trying really hard not be flattered. Do not concern your self with my children. My life and children are just that, mine. Concern yourself with shit that is your business, like getting your daddy's whiskey breath out of you hair. So, next time you feel like you need to speak of my children, know that you can fucking die while choking on your worthless words. You understanding me? Now, dear, go clean yourself up because your brother hates your daddy's sloppy seconds.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Should anyone care, this is the latest from People Magazine online:
"Seal and Heidi Klum are not headed for divorce court just yet, a source close to them tells PEOPLE.
Contrary to reports that surfaced Saturday, "They've been fighting a lot lately, but they have no plans to announce a split right now," the source says. "They're not divorcing."
But they have been weathering a rough patch.
According to the insider, in recent months, distance has tested the famously lovey-dovey pair.
On tour to promote his new album, Soul 2, Seal recently flew solo to New York to appear on Late Show with David Letterman, then to London for more commitments.
Back together at their Brentwood, Calif., home on Saturday, "they seem to be doing a lot better," the source adds. "They're both wearing their wedding bands."
But there's more time apart on the horizon.
While Seal is due to appear this week on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live! and Tavis Smiley – all of which tape in and around Los Angeles – Klum is expected to travel to Germany soon to work on the seventh season of Germany's Next Top Model, which premieres Feb. 23."
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
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np
I don't know where Seal's scars come from (that early tribal scarring story might have been PR-generated and financially-motivated) but I do know a thing or two about lupus: it is an autoimmune disorder that manifests in various body parts. Most commonly affected areas are skin, joints, blood, kidneys. It might only affect the connective tissues. It could affect the eyes, change metabolism, or spur on rheumatoid arthitis and osteoporosis.
Most people with lupus do not present all the symptoms. So if you know one person with lupus you only know one person with lupus.
//End of rant.
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urmomma awww I'm sorry you were offended when you read the truth. Ok I'll admit it I'm not. I just feel sorry for your children.
Oh, Arlene, I didn't mean to point the troll finger at you! I'm sorry.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 11:38am.
My friend has lupus but his face doesnt have those marks.
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Lupus has a number of symptoms that vary from person to person. There are also different types of lupus, and facial symptoms can vary.
Many lupus patients get a rash on their face. A less common facial symptom is the appearance of skin lesions and ulcers.
@Urmomma
I can relate and symphatize. Sometimes getting skunk drunk is your only option. The best way to avoid hangovers: Dutch gin.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Isn't lupus really painful? That's sad to hear if he has it. I didn't realize it could cause scars. (The extent of my knowledge about Lupus consists of what I have seen on House.)
I had heard the bizarre rumor that they were from forceps used in his delivery, but nothing about "tribal" marks. Then,, a nurse told me forceps grab babies on the other side or something, but I never looked into what they actually were.
ESE! I thought you were gone! Good to know you are lurking.
Hello to all the normals.
My friend has lupus but his face doesnt have those marks.
I really thought they would last. It will be interesting to see Heidi ends up dating & how soon.
lol Bjork you know I got love for you!
Hekki I'm not a troll. Thanks for sticking up for me though, everyone said he had tribal marks. It's even sadder to know its health problems.
xo yall I'm going out I'll check in later!
Regarding Paterno, yah he had an amazing football career BUT I have to go to Meatblocks siggie regarding him period.
I thought Seal had tribal scars, too. *shrugs* I almost wish I was right because it's sucks he got them from Lupus. :-(
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 10:59am.
ding dong, paterno's dead
I couldn't believe how old he was. 85 and still working? I realize there were probably a bazillion "assistant coaches" but still.
ding dong, paterno's dead
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 4:00am.
urmomma you are an excellent example for people who shouldn't be allowed to have kids at all. You'e how old again? And you think you're cool because you're drunk as fvck?
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First of all I was drunk as "FUCK" not "Fvck"...the u is at the top of the keyboard in the middle. Find it. Because if you are gonna play with me you are going to need it.
Secondly, why don't you bring your self back to the thread so we can discuss the venom you want to spout after I walk away. I am going to be 37 this summer like I stated in the post and unlike you I am old enough to know you don't speak shit like that unless you want to have a go. Fucking coward. Now, I am hungover like your daddy after he crawled out of his grandma's bed to make your sorry ass, but I will make time for you. Come on back now, ya hear?!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
@ GG you are so right!! Who cares what someone you don't even know thinks, especially when it's some stuff Archie Bunker would be embarrassed to utter. Bigotry and hatred is so gross and sad.
"Just stop it, already."
lol, bjork, no shit and toss in a "bitch, please!". it doesn't think we see it playing off itself, setting itself up, backing itself and arguing w/itself.
you sure "arlene m." isn't troll-alt?
i'm doin great *knock wood*.
hope you and e.d. are keeping warm this bittercold weekend. it's good that it's not windy.
oh, and i've ruled out the kind bud as a trigger for what fails me.
(*cheshire grin*)
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Sweetas, nah dont care what some sad people do to try and annoy basically strangers on the internet. Though the energy to find an amusing avatar and or what they consider a witty user name is somewhat amazing.
Did that loser make a reappearance?
Trolls are so lame. Does anyone really care what they think? Spoiler: fuck no.
OT I loved these two together and hate to see it end. BUT. What goes on between two people is their business, and nobody but them know the details of it all. I hope they find a way to stay friends and raise their kids together with love, whatever happened.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 10:04am.
welllll I was going to come in here and play but it looks like someone is destroying the fun time.
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It's only ruined if you let it. She does not have the kind of power. Ignore her or just make fun of her.
Submitted by DevilsAdvocate on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 10:15am.
UBF, Angela doesn't even have a child. FYI. Bitch is a batshit crazy 20-something. I had the unfortunate experience of skyping w/her and all I can say is, don't poke the bear.
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Just stop it, already.
Oh, and I can be tiresome...ask Mr. HP :)
UBF, Angela doesn't even have a child. FYI. Bitch is a batshit crazy 20-something. I had the unfortunate experience of skyping w/her and all I can say is, don't poke the bear.
EC wasn't talking about your post and usually enjoy what you have to say...but ok I will fuck off too.
ALright, good people, i` m out, unlike some people i have shit today aside from keeping 5000 page spreadshits about commenters on a blog and a collection of their personal pics.
If she finally takes it down, let me know, you know how to get ahold of me.
If not, oh well.
Have a good Sunday, guys!!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Not to stick up for the trolls, but I recall hearing that Seal had tribal marks, too. Now I know what it is, but for a long time, that's what I thought they were. Just saying.
I'm just loving the comments this morning....tribal marks? Fucking really?!
What is it with Dlisted Sundays?
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welllll I was going to come in here and play but it looks like someone is destroying the fun time.
@Meatblocks.. GO PATS!!!
Also I'd love for thte 49ers to win too.
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Angela is losing her shit, cause i posted the stuff about her daughter. I didnt make that up, she told us herself that her daughter told her she wanted to kill her, laughed it off and said, everyone`s kid said stuff like that, til kind Dlisters informed her, that that is not the case.. Anyway, her racism is getting old, so is her damn shit about her various alts, her using other posters pics as avies and a whole lot of other shit that we all grew so tired of...she is bucking like an old bronco in a last ditch effort to draw attention to her lame ass, although she knows, Fragglefest has been canceled months ago...
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Meat, how are you? Feeling better?
Submitted by harveyprice on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 9:42am.
Sorry to be so tiresome :)
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Submitted by harveyprice on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 9:47am.
Oh, and I wanted to add that I'm agenda free...so fuck off. Was just writing what I thought, but I guess that's only cool for some.
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Hey, you fuck off. No one was specifically talking about/to you, as until you used my word. tiresome in your passive/aggressive bullshit post, I hadn't even read your prior posts! I was specifically responding to Bossy's post.
No one got mean with you, yet you had to be a bitch and tell me to fuck off, so you do the same and never address my posts again, as I didn't even initially bother to read yours. Let's just ignore one another from this point on.
Kthxbye!
See, this is what Sunday's have turned into around here. BULLSHIT! Plain old bullshit.
Arlene, don't go!!
I missed you, again!!
-i don't blame some folks for getting seal's scars wrong because it's been in printed articles that the scars were tribal wounds or some shit like that. i can remember reading that a lonnnnnng time ago. of course, it's wrong info ... but still, it was out there like that.
whenever i see him it's the first thing i notice (the scars) and it's more exaggerated/remarkable due to him standing next to someone oft touted as esthetically "top-notch".
-same shit different day, right troll-alt? (-that fucking loser can never get it right, constantly blows up it's own spot with it's cornucopia of warped pathos and mental disease).
-no sympathy for mrs patrick campbell's patron saint/angel of protection, joe paterno. can't wish death or sick shit like that on the piece-of-shit but i can't wish the sick-fuck well neither. he's guilty of allowing a pedo to rape again, just to preserve reputation(s).
-anyone know of anyone wrapping up their computers in tinfoil yesterday? some whackadoodle shit about a solar flare-up. yes ... my sister. again. *sigh*
-BIG GAME TODAY -PATRIOTS VS. RAVENS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlLp2hsZdW4 .... <-----must-see
-it's exactly 0 degrees at the moment here, snow covered ... but it's sunday and i got the goods to stay in, so it's a mere novelty.
hope everyone else is chillin' in a good way
-i have a cat now. he was found in the abandoned house (for sale but not actively) across the street. he'd been locked/stuck there 13 days with no food (cops said there was a minor water leak, so he had a tiny bit at least).
cat was so bad off (skinny/weak) that when he shook, he fell splayed out/collapsed down like a twin tower. i'm taking in 2 more tuesday, an old neutered male and an old angry female that was declawed. she should be *fun*. the rescued cat is doing better (it's been about a week) and goes in and out regular like he lives here (he poops outside! my kinda animal!) and stays in at night.
anyway, good stuff happening in meatville.
-and i wish the same for all yous.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Please ppl don't post your picture here. It's so easy for someone to abuse and misuse your image.
Submitted by HideyHole on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 9:15am.
Fraggle/pip, delete Uncle-Brain-Fart's photo that you're using as your avatar.
UBF, I think you have a stalker and I'm sorry but that's going way over the line..and that's so not cool. I'm outta here. Fuck this is crazy.
Oh, and I wanted to add that I'm agenda free...so fuck off. Was just writing what I thought, but I guess that's only cool for some.
Submitted by HideyHole on Sun, 01/22/2012 - 9:15am.
Uncle Brain-Fucked, I'mma sure your chirrens want you dead, as in forever because you complain about how much it sucks to be you constantly on the D. hehehehehehehehehehe
SUCKETH to be THOU.
Oh. And, for the umpteenth time. Me no Angela! Me mo betta than Angela. Dipshit. The retard didn't fall far from the tree.
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This is another reason why you are not liked. I know you will try and use this as justification to behave in an even more vicious way, maybe ruin a lazy dlisted Sunday (or Monday, for some). But I am copied and pasted what you wrote because I know how you like to delete your posts and feign ignorance about your venom.
Too bad you are this way because you can be kind of funny, but your heart is not good.
Too bad, Angela (or um, whoever you are).
Sorry to be so tiresome :)
Angela,
Please remove the photo of another poster as the photo for your avie.
Fine, you're not Angela. Whoever you are, please remove it. It's a lousy way to get attention.
And talking about other people's kids is lame. This is putting you in magpie territory, frankly.
Well I can see it is gonna be one of "those" days on the d. So, I think I will do something productive instead of deal with nonsense.
If Kiki comes by, tell her I said "Hello".