Gavin & Gwen Could Be Next

It's been said (it's never been said) that celebrity relationships die in threes, which means there's a vacant grave in the middle of Vanessa & Johnny (maybe) and Heidi & Seal's graves. And Star Magazine (via HL) says that a tombstone for Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's marriage is being made right now. Star's source says that their marriage is in death row right now and headed for the gas chamber, because Gwen is having a hard time dealing with all the secrets that are coming out about Gavin's past. Makes sense. There's only so many times that a bitch can make this face:

over her husband's latest SHOCKING revelation before she just can't take it anymore.

Star says that the first SHOCKING revelation came two years into their marriage when Gavin found out that he had a secret love child named Daisy Lowe. The second SHOCKING revelation came when Marilyn said that he had bumped b-holes with Gavin back in the old days. The third SHOCKING revelation came when Courtney Love told Howard Stern that she screwed on Gavin for 8 months while he was still dating Gwen. The source says that Gwen doesn't know how she can trust Gavin anymore and the two are in therapy:

“Gwen often wonders what other secrets Gavin is hiding. It’s getting harder and harder for her to go through the motions with a man she sometimes feels like she doesn’t even know."

When you've been married to the father of your two children for almost 10 years, you should look past his past and present and do whatever it takes to make it work. You owe it to yourself and your children to keep your marriage alive. But when you find out that Courtney Love once shoved an Adderall up your husband's anus and fished it out with her tongue (that's Court's favorite game), that's a deal breaker. That's more than a deal breaker. That's some "call the priest and annul this mess" kind of shit.

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Submitted by ortiz on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 7:14pm.

I'm more inclined to believe that Gavin is the one who wants out of the marriage for some reason because I just don't see Gwen EVER wanting to leave him.

Gwen has always seemed very co-dependent on him to me and even if tomorrow he goes out and has a massive orgy with some huge slores like Paris Hilton, Andy Dick, and Kim Kardashian, I still don't see her really leaving him so I'm thinking the Daisy/Courtney Love/Gay issues aren't the real problem for her, I think Gavin probably wants out. Hope Gwen has a prenup in place.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/26/2012 - 3:37am.

Gwen likes her men a little faggy, obviously. But let's get serious here. The real deal-breaker is that C-Love action. So basically, she's had sex with C-Love.

THAT is NOT a GOOD thing.

That is all.

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Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:56pm.

I knew he was gay when he married her. Gwen is just pigeon chested and very ugly.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:14pm.

First Heidi and Seal, amd now Gwen and Gavin? No! My world will officially be turned uʍop-ǝpısdn¡

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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 7:05pm.

Gwen is a cunt.

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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:38pm.

How exactly is Gwen a cunt? In contrast, she is the most tolerant woman. Who else would put up with antics like this? Gwen is heaven sent if you ask me and you're way out of line

Submitted by Ninne on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 6:07pm.

OMG, that cat, LMFAO!!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 6:00pm.

Also, I am available if Gavin needs...erm...consolation after his impending divorce.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 5:59pm.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 5:05pm.
Gavin definitely has wandering peen syndrome.

2012 is the year of the divorce. My predictions:

Will & Jada
Goopy & Martin
Kris Kardashian & Bruce Jenner
Kyle & Mauricio
Megan Fox & David Silver

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Good guesses, all of those are pretty realistic. I'm going to throw a wild card into the mix: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. granted that would suck ass if they broke up, though...they're pretty cute together.

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Submitted by beb on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 4:25pm.

Submitted by Talula on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 4:51pm.
I think he has something going on with Roger Federer.

Co-sign. To me, Roger has never screamed 100% straight. Not sure about ass-picker Rafa Nadal either...

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 4:24pm.

Gwen is an emotionally needy drama queen, and Gavin probably has a boy on the side. Boy George can talk some shit, but I give Marilyn more credit. Just from what I saw on Chelsea Lately last year, I'm confident Gavin is more than just metrosexual.

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Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 4:16pm.
I wonder if Gwen has ever gotten over her hunky No Doubt band mate Tony. Wasn't he her high-school sweetheart?

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Hell, I still haven't gotten over "Tony, tell him how it use to be..." Saw him in MacArthur park at some concert series. Had a boner the whole night.

Submitted by TyInTenn on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 3:59pm.

First of all - L-O-V-E the cat and expression.

Second - L-O-V-E the Gavin; simple of that.

Thirdly - who would believe any crap that the STAR would write. Especially in quotations, you know for a fact that's no where near the truth.

Lastly - I would climb back over the fence for GWEN (on broken glass even). But she most likely still carries a boner for Tony Spimoni or whatever in the hell his name is that she has written so many songs about; I am sure her past isn't all Kodak moments.

Hoping it will all work out!

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 3:35pm.

Gavin definitely has wandering peen syndrome.

2012 is the year of the divorce. My predictions:

Will & Jada
Goopy & Martin
Kris Kardashian & Bruce Jenner
Kyle & Mauricio
Megan Fox & David Silver

Breakups:

Miley & Liam after Hunger Games comes out
Hudson & Bellamy (she is too much of a groupie)

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Submitted by Mama Bear on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 3:24pm.

Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 2:42pm.

Marilyn Manson is kind of nauseating, but Cunty Love would be the deal breaker for me...who needs a man that tapped that mess, even when she was hot she was still and always will be a nasty hot mess.
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Submitted by HangryHippo on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 3:23pm.

c'mon let's get on with it! who's next! another reason why i would never want to be a celebrity...people like me salivating for details over their private lives.

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Submitted by Talula on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 3:21pm.

I think he has something going on with Roger Federer.

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 3:06pm.

Rossdale's so goddamn hot.

But anyways, Gwen KNEW about Courtney Love. It's why she wrote "Hollaback Girl", Gwen was writing the second album and in a lot of the songs you can tell she was writing about Gavin's indiscretions early on.

Daisy was a shock but Gwen knew about his homosexual tendencies, I know she knows. Marilyn implied she knew but he fucked it up with Gavin.

Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 2:46pm.

Ummm...there were rumors about Gavin and Marilyn as far back as the mid to late 90's. The revelation about his love child goes way back as well. There's gotta be more to this alleged split. I wonder if Gwen has ever gotten over her hunky No Doubt band mate Tony. Wasn't he her high-school sweetheart?

Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 2:15pm.

Look: a guy's past usually doesn't bother his woman unless there are other, current problems btwn them. I believe that if the marriage were strong & happy, Gwen wouldn't give a rat's behind about Gavin's history. Clearly, something stinks in Denmark (or, Hollywood).

Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 2:12pm.

I hope they make it work, the middle schooler in me still wants Gwen to be happy...I got all invested back then

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:57pm.

Submitted by The Beaver on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 2:04pm

Daisy Lowe stated that pretty much when Gavin found out about her that he stopped contact with her and Gwen had something to do with it. She couldn't handle something like that wrecking her idea of "her perfect marriage". I guess she couldn't handle not being the first woman to have his kid (she seems the type)? After Daisy's interview I lost all resepct for Gwen. Now I can't stand her ass.

Submitted by FreakGeek on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:56pm.

2012 is already turning into the year of the boring celebrity divorce. We should be right on track for SJP & Broderick or Goopy & Chris Martin.

Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:52pm.

grossdale...

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:50pm.

Gwen has always wanted him way more than he wnated her. Remember when they broke up and she made all those creepy "marry me" songs, talking about how she shouldn't have taken her birth control and crap? I've always gotten the impression that like Prince Willy he was like "fuck it, I'll marry this trick because there's no one else". This news doesn't surprise me.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:31pm.

She is one of the stupidest people I have ever heard speak. Seriously, IQ in the autumn temperatures.

Music sucks, acting (ha!) sucks, pap-friendly "play dates" w/ Skeletina. This trick is getting what she deserves.

Oh, and Gavin? Gay as a french horn.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:27pm.

I like them. Hope it works out.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:17pm.

I'm pretty sure Gwen is aware of Gavin's past for the most part.

I hope they stay together.

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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:12pm.

Marilyn Manson is kind of nauseating, but Cunty Love would be the deal breaker for me...who needs a man that tapped that mess, even when she was hot she was still and always will be a nasty hot mess.

Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:11pm.

c'mon you ladies that see the red flags and decide to ignore them hoping that they will magically disappear after marriage....

*shaking my head*

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:54pm.

If Courtney Love is the source of the Courtney Love story then I am not buying.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:43pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 2:10pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 2:08pm.

you wear bell bottoms.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:40pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 2:08pm.

you wear bell bottoms.
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fucking BITCH

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:38pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:53pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:49pm.

I just reported you for assuming all guys use birth control. RUDE!
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I reported you too. For racist content.

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Submitted by guest on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:35pm.

Miss C...your avie...lmao!!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by The Beaver on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:34pm.

Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:39pm.
Dear Gwen, This is what happens when you pester and badger someone who doesn't want to marry you until he marries you, and while doing so wilfully ignore any red flag because you are so desperate to get married, and to marry this particular guy.
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Sing it, Girl!!

Also, the Courtney thing is oooooooold news and she's been saying that before the whole "baby"-drama (aka Daisy) thing.... This is one more story she's just recycling again. Did she talk about aborting Billy Corgan's kid back in the day, also?

I, honestly, think there's more boy-toys abound... I mean, she can't be and apparently didn't get too mad about a love child that he apparently didn't know he had until they were married. My vote is she can't take the Plays With Boys thing.... To which I say, "Did you even LOOK at who you married, Gwen??" He was publicly "out" for the most part, when he was with Marilyn and that was never a secret..

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:35pm.

*looks to heavens*

JUST ONE TIME, ONCE!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:33pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:51pm.

Yes, you have a point with "it wasn't embarrassing until everyone knew".

Hell, he has had to live with the embarrassment that she had that Hollaback Girl cheerleading song.

Submitted by MyBFlvsPeanutBu... on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:32pm.

Does it matter if it happened before the marriage? Does that start a new clean slate? Just sayn. I mean, askn.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:29pm.

The only thing I want to know from Gavin is WTF is bad moon wine?

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:26pm.

Lol at everyone doing a double take at the last paragraph. I did it too! I thought MK was getting sentimental for a second there.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:26pm.

You know what they say!
fuck Gwen Stefani
tastes like pastrami
fuck Courtney Love
tastes like bird shit from above

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:25pm.

Courtney Love is a deal breaker just because she could come back and wreak craziness on you.

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:24pm.

"But when you find out that Courtney Love once shoved an Adderall up your husband's anus and fished it out with her tongue (that's Court's favorite game), that's a deal breaker." That was classic. That would be her favorite game. It's pretty cunty of Court to admit something like that when she knew he's married now. Let bygones be bygones, but there's probably more to it than his past that's bugging her.

If I was a guy right now, I'd be kind of excited about Gwen being single again, but that's just me.

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Submitted by Mentok the Mind... on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:23pm.

"But when you find out that Courtney Love once shoved an Adderall up your husband's anus and fished it out with her tongue (that's Court's favorite game), that's a deal breaker. That's more than a deal breaker. That's some "call the priest and annul this mess" kind of shit."

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:23pm.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:49pm.

I just reported you for assuming all guys use birth control. RUDE!
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I reported you too. For racist content.

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:21pm.

lmao at that cat!!! Priceless. And Cuppy ita that of course Gwen knew, but it wasn't embarrassing until everybody knew. *eye roll* Let the past be the past, if that's really what it is. Now if you're CURRENTLY tired of stepping over C Love and the pool boy every morning on the way from your twin bed to the bathroom, okay we may haz problem.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:21pm.

You know what they say
you blow a guy
oh well!
you fuck a guy
straight to hell!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:19pm.

MK - the last paragraph....threw me off!

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:19pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 1:47pm.

You know what they say:
Fuck a guy
shame on you
fuck a guy twice
you just made him pregnant^

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I just reported you for assuming all guys use birth control. RUDE!

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