Glamberace Is Not The New Freddie Mercury
There's a hurtful, soul-murdering rumor going around that's making staches frown and rhinestones cry. The Daily Star, an esteemed British journal that tops The Daily Mail as the most reputable news source in the world, has threatened all of us by publishing a story today that claims Glamberace will screech his nipples off as the new leader singer of Queen. The quote they used from Glamberace has been scientifically proven to cause a bitch to slowly wall slide while letting out a silent cry of noooooooos.
"The intention is to pay tribute to Freddie and the band by singing some fucking great songs. It's to keep the music alive for the fans and give it an energy that Freddie would've been proud of."
Don't fall against the wall just yet, because apparently The Daily Star lifted this quote from a press conference for the 2011 MTV EMAs. Glamberace performed with Queen at the EMAs that year. Queen's label, Hollywood Records, told Rolling Stone that Glambace is not slipping into Freddie Mercury's latex ass huggers, but he might perform with them for one or two dates:
"The Daily Star item only mentions that Adam may perform with Queen at Sonisphere. This is not confirmed. Nothing has been signed. However, if this were to happen, Queen would be returning to the setting of their final concert with Freddie Mercury, which took place in 1986."
So put a handful of glitter in your mouth and exhale out a glittery sigh of relief, because we've just dodged THE WORST THING THAT WOULD'VE EVER HAPPENED TO MUSIC!!!!!! Okay, okay, maybe I'm turning on the dramatic cunt theatrics, but blame it on the humidifier next to me. You know what smoky vapors do to me. It makes me type in a Phantom of the Opera voice and just makes me EXTRA dramatic.
The truth is, Queen has been touring for years ever since Freddie Mercury floated up to the giant Spandex spool in the sky and I've seen them about as many times as I've eaten broccoli without mayo on top. ZERO! And how many times would I see them if Adam Lambert sang with them? ZERO! So this doesn't really affect my ass. But you know, I'd probably pull myself away from the lure of my humidifier to see Queen if Christopher Lambert (as The Highlander) sang lead.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:22pm.
Queen is an enormously interesting musical act. Freddie is actually an Iranian Indian born Farrokh Bulsara and an English Subject. He was classically trained in piano and voice from age 7. He also graduated from college in London with a degree in Art and Graphic Design.
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One correction: Freddie wasn't Iranian Indian. He was a Parsi Indian, born in Zanzibar (making him an English subject). His parents were Indians from Gujarat. I think often times people get Parsi and Persian mixed up. Parsi is the Indian way of saying Zoroastrian, possibly because Zoroastrianism came from Persia, but as far as I've read, his parents were pretty much Indian through and through.
The truth is, Queen has been touring for years ever since Freddie Mercury floated up to the giant Spandex spool in the sky.
UM.....Freddie died in 1991 and Queen has toured ONE TIME without him since....but don't let facts get in the way of a non-story.
Dude on the right kinda looks like a woman in drag.
PRAISE GOD
Submitted by pippin on Sat, 02/04/2012 - 1:58am.
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Well said. I ♥Queen♥ & ♥♥Freddie♥♥, but also like Adam and his persona on stage. Never watched American Idol, so not talking about that. Said it already, no one would dream of replacing Freddie, Adam and others, should be allowed to sing if the band members have extended an invitation!! Queen wants to perform and people want to watch them!:D
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While I love Queen and agree that no one can replace Freddie...Adam Lambert is one talented bitch! Seriously. I listen to his album all the time and not only are his songs fun, his voice is amazing, so amazing that I've forgiven him for that terrible performance from that awards show a few years ago. I think Adam is very tongue in cheek with the makeup and costumes, I don't think he takes it too seriously. So if loving Adam is wrong, I don't want to be right. Hahaha :)
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Every time Freddie Mercury is mentioned, I think about the opening segment of this performance of Live Aid where he interacts with the crowd:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfYcKNqQoJo
Fucking beautiful. That voice is irreplaceable.
Love Queen, love Freddie, and love Adam. But nobody could ever take Freddie's place.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Gosh, every time I see this Glamberace headline, the Queen song "Find Me Somebody To Love" comes into my head, but with the words "Find Me Somebody's Gun".
Glambace is not slipping into Freddie Mercury's latex ass huggers
Well thank fuck he isn't, and that heffa could not pull them past his ankles anyway.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
i aint a fan of either queen
so there.
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Submitted by KA on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by Stephanie Tanner on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:49pm.
BRIAN MAY IS SATAN, A DEVIL ON EARTH, SHEER UNADULTERATED EVIL IN THE FORM OF AN ANCIENT, SHAPESHIFTING DARK MAGE....
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you have him confused with jimmy page. brian may never sold out a fucking awesome song for puff daddy or p. diddy or whatever his fucking name is.
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Really, Ka? Then I guess you never saw a production of We Will Rock You, one of the worst, most egregious examples of a "jukebox" musical (or any kind of musical) ever, that took the Queen canon and shat all over it and was completely endorsed and glorified by Brian May.
Better they would have sold a song to some corporation to use for a commercial than to bilk the fans out of hard earned cash to sit through that massive tripe that was constructed for no other reason than to line the songwriters' pockets with cash.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Boyfriend with good hair sang it good once...it was a moment. don't push it. IT is what is was. Freddie was one of a kind. sorry.sit.down.thank.you.sit.down.fucking.thanks......
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Reading through these comments makes me sad. I'm guessing no one posting here has ever met Adam Lambert? He is an incredibly talented, warm, and giving person. Have you ever heard him sing? If you don't like him because he is gay, that is one thing but to say he can't sing is just delusional. Maybe you should listen to him sing with Queen, or you tube him singing on Broadway for the Ten Commandments or Wicked. Queen has already asked him to sing with them once and he did an awesome job and it will most likely happen again as he is very talented. And under the make up is a stunning looking guy.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:37pm.
I saw queen five times back in the day, and they rocked out hard. they are truly talented musicians and glamberfaggy can lick my sweaty balloon knot.
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Internet high five to you.
Doing this to Queen would be like having Justin Beiber fill in for John Lennon with the Beatles.. shit is just wrong on every level.
Just because this poseur sucks dick it does not elevate him to the level of Freddie Mercury.
One thing most people don't realize about Queen is that they were run by a corporation for years. The band themselves were only one face of it. "QUEEN" became such a massive money making venture, so many livelihoods were bound up in it, that to leave it to four artistic sorts, money-minded as some of them might have been, would have been foolish, given that they didn't get along so well and all had pretty massive egos.
So, to put Glamberace at the front makes some sense, just in terms of trying to squeeze more money from the brand - and the band members wanting to relive their glory days by any means necessary. And who could blame them, really?
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Hotmami, thanks for posting. I remember him looking so frail at the very end. It was so sad!:( But, he is beloved still and his legacy lives on. It's not hard to understand why his bandmates want to keep playing the music forevah!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Submitted by Stephanie Tanner on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:49pm.
BRIAN MAY IS SATAN, A DEVIL ON EARTH, SHEER UNADULTERATED EVIL IN THE FORM OF AN ANCIENT, SHAPESHIFTING DARK MAGE....
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you have him confused with jimmy page. brian may never sold out a fucking awesome song for puff daddy or p. diddy or whatever his fucking name is.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:54pm.
Glamerace can't hold a fucking lighter aloft for Freddie, but Paul Rodgers kicked every doubting ass on the planet. I could hear Freddie applauding from heaven.
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um noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stephanie Tanner on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:49pm.
Nawwwwwwwwwww.
BRIAN MAY IS SATAN, A DEVIL ON EARTH, SHEER UNADULTERATED EVIL IN THE FORM OF AN ANCIENT, SHAPESHIFTING DARK MAGE....
BRIAN MAY IS SATAN!!!!! HE IS THE FUCKING DEVIL ON EARTH!!!! SHEER, UNADULTERATED EVIL IN THE FORM OF AN ANCIENT MAGE!
http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/m/Freddie%20Mercury/freddie_mercury.h...
You have to scroll down a bit for the story...it starts underneath the blue Jill Dando link.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
That is a great link
Submitted by Newportjoey on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 9:17pm.
Jesus,,,Give the Kid a Chance People....God know's the old "Queens" need some new dick... This has hard core hard on all over it....I hope Adam fucks them all, dry....
LOL!!! Ugn, ugn, ugn.. take that bitch, you like that?! Ugn... ohhhhhhh... yeeaaahhh... so tight.
I love Glamberace, but I was screaming a huge haaaaayl no when I first heard this.
I once saw something written by Freddie's partner about the last months of his life. I was in tears by the end...very touching. He was loved enormously.
*goes to Google*
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
THANK GOD. The idea of Glamberace stopping a Queen concert to say something like "Look at me, I'm SO gay!" was more than I could handle...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Broccoli??? Phhhhhhttttt
Why the fuck does Glamberace look like Babs Johnson at the end of Female Trouble in that pic?
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Jesus,,,Give the Kid a Chance People....God know's the old "Queens" need some new dick... This has hard core hard on all over it....I hope Adam fucks them all, dry....
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:22pm.
Queen is an enormously interesting musical act...
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Charlie, thanks for sharing that. They are certainly an interesting group of band members. It's always a surprise when musicians/actors turn out to be so academically gifted on top of the talents they already have.
mk, the reason you have never been to a queen concert or care is because you were still shuffling around grade school when then last played.
Not a Queen fan, but I can see why one might be annoyed at the thought of this idol twink being anywhere near it.
And I think the singing competition shows are definitely not helping the state of music.
Sorry, but there tons of people who make it past Beyonce as 'The worst thing that has happened to music'...Ke$sha, lana del ray, lots. Anyway, this is great news, cause no way could this poseur take the place of the great Freddie Mercury!
@Charlie, you are too quick!!! :)
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
If you scraped the several layers of MAC product off his face, can you imagine the horror underneath?
Thanks God!
Beyonce's title as "The Worst Thing That Ever Happened to Music" is still very much hers...
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 8:12pm.
Too many to choose from but this is the very last one I bought
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwQ66BgkwjE
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Describes Freddie, perfectly :)
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you just posted the exact same clip i did a couple back. it is really, really awesome. good minds must think alike.
LOL UBF God only knows what the hell that ugly thing has as far as STD's go. yuck.
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Too many to choose from but this is the very last one I bought
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwQ66BgkwjE
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Describes Freddie, perfectly :)
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:37pm.
and glamberfaggy can lick my sweaty balloon knot.
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I doubt Adam wants a mouthful of gonorrhea and exploding herpes sores
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Chances are pretty good that your "Idol" Adam already has that....
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:37pm.
and glamberfaggy can lick my sweaty balloon knot.
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I doubt Adam wants to suck your gonorrhea and exploding herpes sores.
"scientifically proven to cause a bitch to slowly wall slide while letting out a silent cry of noooooooos." LMAO!
Freddie Mercury is irreplaceable. NO ONE would ever try to take his place, they'd just be keeping his spot warm. But I like Glambert's personality, so good as any in my book, since Freddie isn't here. And like MK, THE NEWS DOES NOT MAKE "me type in a Phantom of the Opera voice" while I shout CATASTROOOOOOOPHE!!! HAhahaahHAHAHAAHA
Glam... nipples... latex ass huggers? Whaaa?
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Queen was unique and could only exist in tribute to itself. I guess that's okay if it's what the fans and the band want. They should be above that, in my opinion. It never works when the singer is the missing person and they are a better band than Van Halen, for example, and should bot take the Lynyrd Skynyrd route.
It's hard because the band wants to play and people want to hear it, and I can see why they can't respect the casual fan's wishes that they would stay frozen in time. Queen can't be anything than the four original members though.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Glamerace can't hold a fucking lighter aloft for Freddie, but Paul Rodgers kicked every doubting ass on the planet. I could hear Freddie applauding from heaven.
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
Glamberace would be a much better choice than Paul Rogers any day but Glamberace cannot hold a candle to Marc Martel.
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:40pm.
charlie loves tiger - fab linkys, thx
i must say, queen and freddie mostly passed me by at the time, i was into other shit
but just wow
this whole Adam rumor/proposal/notion would be like replacing Judy Garland with, say, Rebecca Black
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I was just a skinny lad
never knew no good from bad
but I left home before I left my nursery
left alone with big fat fanny
she was such a naughty nanny
big, big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
I have no idea what a balloon knot is, but the Hoff is right on the money. This glitter-turd isnt even worthy to sew the fringe on a Freddy outfit.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 7:39pm.
Tell us how you really feel Christine! :D
ha ha!
those american idol people piss me off..
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charlie loves tiger - fab linkys, thx
i must say, queen and freddie mostly passed me by at the time, i was into other shit
but just wow
this whole Adam rumor/proposal/notion would be like replacing Judy Garland with, say, Rebecca Black
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