BREAKING: Chris Brown Tweets RiRi On Her Birfday
Yes, that pun was intended. 24 years ago today, the secret child of The Brain traveled in a pod from her home planet to earth where Barbadians found her on their shores and raised her as their own. Most of celebrate this special day by not giving a fuck, but Chris Brown celebrated it by Twatting a barfday message to RiRi, which she re-Tweeted to all of her followers. What does it all mean?????
Does it mean that RiRi really is sitting on Chris Brown's No. 2 pencil dick again and wants all of us to know it?
Does it mean that RiRi is friends with Chris Brown even though he's still a spoiled piece of beaver shit that not even a maggot would eat?
Does it mean that RiRi is conceited as all hell, because Chris Brown was really giving a birthday greeting to Nippy's former partner in pussy Robyn Crawford and she thinks she's the only Robyn on earth?
Does it mean that RiRi and Chris Brown are shameless spotlight fuckers and are simply promoting the stupid song they supposedly did together?
If it's the first one, I just have to say: Whatever, RiRi. I guess the heart wants what the heart wants. But then again, my heart wants me to sit on a Grey Goose bottle before doing a handstand until vodka seeps out of the pores on my head, but that doesn't mean I'm going to do it. Again.
Here's the Terrible Twat of Tappahannock looking like a brain dead, mouth-breathing Tyrannodouchebag Rex in Miami over the weekend. The hos on the beach probably weren't sure if the rank stench was coming from his open mouth or his hanging out ass. I will never forgive those seagulls for not shitting on his beaver teeth while they had the chance.
I love the continued vitriol that MK still writes about Chris Brown. But, like others have said, it's unfortunate in that it gives him undeserved attention. I seriously canNOT believe the dumb-as-fuck bitches who continue to defend this guy or find him attractive. It's bad enough that Rihanna continues to associate with him, but all these other "stupid hos" are even worse. And all this for a guy who is a total douchebag, and an UGLY one at that!
Can someone just come at his face with an iron frying pan while his gaping maw is open like that? I know, I know, violence. It's just a fantasy. But I suspect those of you who "don't give a fuck" are giving him better just desserts anyway.
Maybe he's gone vegan? ha ha ha peta commercial joke
Twitter needs to die. I am convinced the majority of people on it are complete idiots, and idiots should not be given a platform to express themselves, IMO.
Yeah, yeah, I'm an idiot and I get to express myself here, but still, Twitter........oh ,never mind, too lazy to explain myself.
Me too, but I'm thinking about people who could take their space, and maybe a lot of them are glad they don't get that much of publicity at the moment... and I certainly don't want to read more about Lindsay Lohan. Ergo: I don't know from whom I would love to read, though I think it's a great idea to show these two idiots that they have to earn our time.
Put me on the list of people who don't give a shit what happens to these idiots.
anyone who wears there pants like that is a total tard
Submitted by London Bridge on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 5:34pm.
I know Chris Brown is an easy target he is young and dumb but I say FUCK Miranda Lambert!! Glen Campbell was a drunk and coke head who use to beat the shit shit out of Tanya Tucker. He also was involved in a hit and run a few years ago where he was drunk and high off his ass! Yet Miranda had no problem honoring him at the Grammys. I think she is jumping on the "hate Chris Brown bandwagon" to whore out her music. And screw Rihanna and Chris too they are just whoring their music too----All a bunch of ATTENTION WHORES!!
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THIS! ^ Yes, Chris Brown beat up on a woman and he's a dusgusting coward for that, but what about R. Kelly, the pedophile who videotaped himself having sex with a 14 year old girl? Or that video of Jay-Z publicly hitting a woman in the face on Youtube? THese people were also nominated for a Grammy and continue to sell albums, but no one harps on them about it, or all of these other rappers who glorify sex,drugs and violence and have even gone to prison for some of thier crimes?? If you're going to single out this idiot,put all of the other idiots in their place too. Miranda Lambert needs to sit her @ss down somewhere, using a woman beater for attention?You're just as idiotic as him,honey.
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Let's see, what type of woman with just a tiny bit of self respect would communicate with any one that mercilessly beat me for WHATEVER stupid ass reason, she is pathetic, he is the biggest piece of shit, they can have each other.
Well said, oh dave! I agree with every word. MK, please consider?
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Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 4:35pm.
I would suggest that any time there is a story involving Rihanna or Chris Brown that we ignore it and replace it with a story about someone either more interesting or more deserving of our attention. For example, sometimes I wonder what Yvonne Craig is doing right this minute. There must be plenty of d-listed old stars that are doing SOMEthing. Call their agent and submit some questions. It would be like the old Interview magazine. Cultivate the stars that you feel should be acknowledged.
These two give me NOTHING to work with. I don't want to fuck them. I don't want to listen to their music. I don't care if they cut each other up with chainsaws at Puff Daddy's house and Usher gets killed trying to stop the fight.
I'm not complaining about dlisted. I love dlisted. I just can't do these two any more. They give me nothing. Not one good song, not one good look, nothing. THey need to be jettisoned into deep space. But since we can't do that, let's ignore them.
"Tyrannodouchebag Rex"! MK, you kill me.
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ubmitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 4:24pm.
MissJaneTexas:
Rihanna is her middle name. Robyn is her first name.
Her nickname?
Nicki Minaj knows it...
'Stupid Ho'.
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You summed it up. She is one dumb girl who probably think she is so bad going against what everybody wants her to do. But, she just looks stupid. I bet Jay wish he hadn't invested so much time in this no talented ho. Hopefully the next time Fist beat her ass, he beat it so bad he puts some sense in that big ass head of hers. She got my sympathy the first time, she won't get it again.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
But he grajoowaited from DV class. He changed.
I can't wait to see his mugshot after he beats her ass again. He's an ass, and she's a stupid ho.
Liking rough sex is one thing...shit, I never met a firm squeeze or a choke that I didn't like. But going back to a man who could have killed you, when you...yeah. Stupid ho.
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One word comes to mind when I see these pictures. RETARD
lol those hoes are his girlfriend Kasidecoochie and her friend Seiko....
cheating and beating...smh.
Pull your pants up, you stupid woman beating jackass.
There is absolutely nothing attractive about this special-ed fool. As for RiRi, IMO she's not physically attractive but surely she can do better than Chris Clown.
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I swear, Tina Turner was the same way.
These needy insecure girls need to get an education.
Learn some history Rihanna, for crissakes, at least finish high school.
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Not to make excuses for violence or idiocy from either CB or RiRi,but does the music business drive people batshit fucking crazy?
Who cares.....they seem to be both publicly lovin one another for attention. Hopefully, in 8 years or so, she will grow the fuck up and quit dating weirdos.
Ok why is he looking like this ? Is he still happy about that Grammy that no one gives a fuck about?
I remember Chris Brown making a guest appearance on sesame street. I watched it with my son and thought what a sweet talented kid. While he may be talented I can't stand looking at him and I can't believe he won a Grammy. He may have deserved it musically, but I think it sent him a message that he's untouchable. Here's a pile of money and an award. Blech.
chris brown...ugly body worse face
I know Chris Brown is an easy target he is young and dumb but I say FUCK Miranda Lambert!! Glen Campbell was a drunk and coke head who use to beat the shit shit out of Tanya Tucker. He also was involved in a hit and run a few years ago where he was drunk and high off his ass! Yet Miranda had no problem honoring him at the Grammys. I think she is jumping on the "hate Chris Brown bandwagon" to whore out her music. And screw Rihanna and Chris too they are just whoring their music too----All a bunch of ATTENTION WHORES!!
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
plus he has puffy nipples
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 4:18pm.
WWE Champion CM Punk blasted singer Chris Brown via Twitter. Punk tweeted: “I would like @chrisbrown fight somebody that can defend themselves. Me curb stomping that turd would be a #wrestlemania moment.”
Brown has since responded to the tweet with the following:
“@CMpunk needs more followers. He’s such a leader! Not to mention the roids hes on has made it utterly impossible for him pleasure a women.”
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Ooooo, I love Punk. Just give me an in ring verbal battle between the two and I would be satisfied. Punk would own his ass in seconds.
Why wear pants?
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 4:18pm.
WWE Champion CM Punk blasted singer Chris Brown via Twitter. Punk tweeted: “I would like @chrisbrown fight somebody that can defend themselves. Me curb stomping that turd would be a #wrestlemania moment.”
Brown has since responded to the tweet with the following:
“@CMpunk needs more followers. He’s such a leader! Not to mention the roids hes on has made it utterly impossible for him pleasure a women.”
“Positivity regardless of how u feel! @CMpunk contact my assistant and I’ll have em send u an autographed pic for my biggest FAN!!!”
O, he mad! lol
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"utterly impossible for him pleasure a women."
"Positivity regardless..."
This is why I choose to believe Chris Brown is the typist of his tweets, lol. I bet he does this whether he's on a phone/tablet or a computer. He's so gratifyingly stupid.
His tats look stupid and his teeth look like they are going to eat his own skull...yeah give him a belt and a chair.
Why does he bother to wear shorts if his ass is gonna hang out anyway? Really, what's the fucking point?
@Condi, I always thought that this whole thing was RiRi giving a big ol' middle finger to her handlers. I think that, by sticking by Brown, she--in a twisted way--thinks she's cultivating her bad girl image by going against what everyone expects and wants her to do, which is to kick that douchenozzle to the curb.
It's really sad. She's sending a message to young women that DV is acceptable, and it's all too likely that it WILL happen again, because Chris Brown doesn't show any signs of changing his tune.
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Do. Not. Want.
The last thing he needs is a belt .... although Rihanna would probably like to be beaten with it. She's a glutton for punishment apparently.
Huh. This baffles me. Is it possible that both their audiences consider woman-beating to be a trivial offense, and that Brown, Rhianna and their handlers are playing up the notion that if a man is contrite about it (even if it is in the most repulsive manner ever), then the woman should take him back, no questions asked?
If so, there are ethnic and cultural antecedents here which are twisted and wrong. They'll also never change as long as "artists" continue to promote this crap. This has nothing to do with "the heart" and everything to do with stupidity.
Submitted by meowsers on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 4:42pm.
Would someone please lend Mr Brown a belt? His pants are falling down.
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I will. But only if he promises to put it around his neck and tie it to a lamp post.
@ kokoskitten:
I stopped reading Gawker's inbred, members-only comments years ago, but they did have some great stories. Haven't read much since the format change, so I don't know about the new editor.
Rihanna may not be as good a singer as Whitney Houston was, but like Whitney, she is devastatingly beautiful, and throwing herself away on a guy so much lower than herself. Like Whitney, I just don't see this ending well for RiRi-a terrible waste of a gorgeous woman.
As for Chris Brown's lovely GF, it looks like even Tila Tequila turned him down, so he had to go for a look-alike.
He is a violent woman-beating douchebag, and she's stuck in some stupid youthful rebellion stage. I can't help but think this is like Whitney marrying Bobby...as a giant fuck you world, or something.
Whatever, her choice...and she will have to deal with the consequences.
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my thoughts exactly MK, i love you!
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Wish they WOULDN'T lend him a belt, then I could laugh my ass off when he tripped on them and concussed his head on a beach chair!!!! ;D
*winks at meowsers*
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"Tyrannodouchebag Rex" is right.
I DO NOT get why Chris Brown was 'popular' in the first place or how he's managed to hangonto his fame. He is an asshole to EVERYONE and has incident after incident of horrible behavior. I see a murdered escort OR murder/suicide in his future because he has never had to face any real consequences.
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Does anyone else have a problem getting into Gawker? Whenever I try it, I just get a bunch of links, and a choice of format, but when i click a link or choose a format, the same page keeps coming back.
I already had problems viewing it when last they changed the format. Gives me the sads, because I love Gawker almost as much as DListed.
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I HATE the new editor who basically acts like a frat boy douche and mocks and deletes the commenters for no reason other than he feels like it. I am so done with Gawker.
Would someone please lend Mr Brown a belt? His pants are falling down.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 4:18pm.
HAHAHA Just knew Difficult Brown would respond like an A-Hole!
OT: She's an adult, she wants to get with this imbecile again, who can stop her. Dumb asses both!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
KEEPIN THAT PIMP HAND STRONG!
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 4:27pm.
I think I love Miranda Lambert for this Chris Brown rant:
Lambert says:
“I’ve been in a world of hurt with Chris Brown fans lately … but see, I just have to speak my mind because where I come from beating up on a woman is never okay.”
She's cool and as for the being in a world of hurt with Chris Brown fans lately, they're fucking stupid, idiotic teen girls who think joking about domestic violence is cute. I wouldn't worry too much about his stupid fans. I don't even know how he can have any because his immediate response to any criticism is anger and insults. He doesn't believe he did anything wrong. Riri is just as fucking stupid for going back.
I would suggest that any time there is a story involving Rihanna or Chris Brown that we ignore it and replace it with a story about someone either more interesting or more deserving of our attention. For example, sometimes I wonder what Yvonne Craig is doing right this minute. There must be plenty of d-listed old stars that are doing SOMEthing. Call their agent and submit some questions. It would be like the old Interview magazine. Cultivate the stars that you feel should be acknowledged.
These two give me NOTHING to work with. I don't want to fuck them. I don't want to listen to their music. I don't care if they cut each other up with chainsaws at Puff Daddy's house and Usher gets killed trying to stop the fight.
I'm not complaining about dlisted. I love dlisted. I just can't do these two any more. They give me nothing. Not one good song, not one good look, nothing. THey need to be jettisoned into deep space. But since we can't do that, let's ignore them.
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I'll tell ya what it means.
It means poor little RiRi had more to do with what went down during that fight than we know and guilt is riding her just as much as she liked riding pencil #2 dick!
There I said it! Chris Brown is still an ass for beating on her too, but I'm sure he wasn't the only one throwing punches and you know men get beat on too.
I don't think RiRi is without fault either.
not caring about either one (or buying any of whatever it is they're selling)
If this idiot beats the shit out of her again imma not gonna feel sorry for her.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I think I love Miranda Lambert for this Chris Brown rant:
http://www.celebitchy.com/209431/chris_brown_is_fighting_mad_at_seagulls...
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Does anyone else have a problem getting into Gawker? Whenever I try it, I just get a bunch of links, and a choice of format, but when i click a link or choose a format, the same page keeps coming back.
I already had problems viewing it when last they changed the format. Gives me the sads, because I love Gawker almost as much as DListed.