Delta Goodrem And Nick Jonas Quit Each Other
Nick Jonas has pulled his dusty purity cock ring from the storage box under his bed and Delta Goodrem no longer has to worry about leaving the bar early after her teenage piece gets carded, because they have ended their love after 9 months together. It's always a sad day for real love when two publicists can't renegotiate a relationship contract. Delta is busy pushing red buttons as a judge in Australia's The Voice and Nick is poppin' his bubble butt on Broadway, so they just don't have time to hold hands in staged photo-ops anymore. Delta's rep released this statement to EVERYONE including The Herald Sun in Australia this morning:
"Nick and Delta have decided to mutually end their relationship. At this point in time, they are both focused on their careers as they go on different paths. They remain friends and wish each other the best for the future."
Somewhere that one Blind Item is re-enacting MiserAlba's "I CAN ALMOST SEE AGAIN!!" scene from the Oscar-winning classic The Eye, because it has partial vision now that half of it has been solved. As for the other part of that blind item, my ass guessed it's Joel Madden, but some put Seal's name in the guess box. Who ever it is, is one lucky dude with a smiley face asshole. That's if Delta Goodrem lives up to her last name, anyway. I know, Delta's last name is pronounced "Good Rem," but that's not how my dirty ass sees it. Spread your cheeks, flare your b-hole, stick your head in the gutter and say it with me now: Delta GOOD RIM! I'd hit it (after running my no-no under the faucet, of course)!
I just made Nick's recipe for Chile Egg Bake------pretty good but kinda bland. Maybe I didn't use enough chiles. He's the str8 bro, no cierto? The middle bro, Joe, I think is the fudge-packer; he's kinda hot.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
I just made Nick's recipe for Chile Egg Bake------pretty good but kinda bland. Maybe I didn't use enough chiles. He's the str8 bro, no cierto? The middle bro, Joe, I think is the fudge-packer; he's kinda hot.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
I just made Nick's recipe for Chile Egg Bake------pretty good but kinda bland. Maybe I didn't use enough chiles. He's the str8 bro, no cierto? The middle bro, Joe, I think is the fudge-packer; he's kinda hot.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:33pm.
Message to all Aussies on here: does Delta Dawn here actually sing anymore? Wasn't she supposed to be the Celine of Sydney? It seems that she's known more overseas for who she's dumped/been dumped by.
Yes Delta was supposed to be our Barbara Streisand and Celine Dion with her limited vocal chords, have you heard Delta sing live? its just awful. but she has tried to reinvent herself many times, from "girl next door" to "im not your stepmom get away from me you freak child" to "meow im a sex kitten cuz ive had a haircut and i dyed my hair a different shade of blonde im woman now dont call me those other two names above"
to now "i am a former beard for former disney mickey mouse club gheys"
i wonder what it will be next.
But who can blame Joe Jonas, he is in broadway, which is like the epicenter of HOT man dick. If you don't believe me, just google Broadway Bares, which is where all the broadway actors/dancers take it all off for charity, just before the tony's every year and omg i wish i get an invite to that party.
recently i was at a wine tasting tour and the cast of A Chorus Line were there also and WOW! beef beef beef beef. i had my eye on all of them. oh yeah there were some girls too but i didnt notice them.
Message to all Aussies on here: does Delta Dawn here actually sing anymore? Wasn't she supposed to be the Celine of Sydney? It seems that she's known more overseas for who she's dumped/been dumped by.
I think she wanted sex and not a relationship.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:15pm.
yes lots of guys just work out their arms and forget about the pecs, legs and abs.
it just looks weird because the arms are huge but his chest is flat.
I bet, in my warped perverted mind, that this guy has a prong that would make me drool at the sight of it. I'd twist him in so many directions even Milton Bradley couldn't make a game out of it. Hot little man!
This guy is HOT. What a waste to make him str8.
Hey, throw me a shorty with a juicy booty any day. I'd bounce that little hobbit to Mordor and back..
Still looks like a hobbit.
Those JoBros are THE stumpiest legged fools I've ever seen, and this twink looks even stumpier next to Twiggy there.
Holy Shit! When did Nick Jonas turn into a brown bagger...yummy!
If it's Seal, this would make the story juicier because I can see the headlines, Seal breaks up a former colleague (Nick Jonas they both performed at the White House for a Motown tribute together)relationship whose girlfriend looks like his ex wife! lol
Anyway I think it's Joel because Nick is still following Delta, and Seal but no Joel Madden
All this time I thought she was dating the other brother. Not the married one, but the one with the flat iron addiction. I guess I need to brush up on my Jonas identifying skills.
she looks like his mother in this pic
I saw the picture before reading the post and headline and I thought that was Giovanni Ribisi in wardrobe for a movie he was shooting that was set in the 70s.
Chiri - that was freaking adorable! I almost went full Kristen Bell!
The Seal guess would make sense. I never believe them when they say there's no other person involved, and I don't think Heidi would put up with that for a minute. You're OUT!
SNOWY: talk about true love http://holycuteness.com/2012/02/21/bret-michaels-meets-harry-the-sloth/
On topic: who these people?!!
Coma Caca!
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I guess Broadway is better than dinner theater in Orlando or even worse, "entertainment" on one of those God awful cruises. Lambert and Bieber will follow him eventually there. He's the one with diabetes, always "yes m'amm" and "no sir" in TV interviews.
I bet even if MK interviewed him! (he's polite and would use "sir")
Please post links to Nick presenting hole.
NOW!
Seen the Jonas' up close and in person. They are TINY with HUGE butts and short legs.
She's pretty and she has obviously has gotten a better beard offer.
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Submitted by CheeryBitch on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:15pm.
women do that too but its usually their abs that get the over-focus
three gay brothers are rare but it does happen
80s flashbacks for sure. Her pants, his shirt. But wait, the dude's shades are taking me back to 1974. And the no-lace sneaks...I don't know. So confused. Was that a '90s thing?
Hell, take me back to 1964 and leave me there.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:25pm.
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LOL, I must have missed that one somehow.
"she didn't know he snored because they never slept together before their wedding" WTF!!!
Puuuuulease who actually believed that!
It's probably more like she didn't realize he was hung like a tic tac and THAT'S why she's in a different room.
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I think it's more like she found out he likes playing Hide the Salami with another salami rather than a lady garden.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:47am.
In a couple of years you can replace the names in this story with Gomez and Bieber once the Bieber's star starts to fade.
JUSTIN'S STAR WILL NEVER FADE! EVER!!!
Haha, just kidding. I always wanted to see what it was like being a delusional Belieber. I think I'm going to puke.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Never understand why guys focus on specific body parts at the gym instead of everything. Flat-chested Jonas here works his arms and shoulders and has forgotten all about his pecs! It look as ridiculous as the guys who have a super buff upper body and toothpick legs.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:25pm.
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LOL, I must have missed that one somehow.
"she didn't know he snored because they never slept together before their wedding" WTF!!!
Puuuuulease who actually believed that!
It's probably more like she didn't realize he was hung like a tic tac and THAT'S why she's in a different room.
yes, Hekki, this woman clearly doesn't understand the 80's trend. You would have seen these pants with tennis shoes, booties, Candies or ballet flats. But these stupid platform peekaboo shoes are a hell to the no. (RIP Whitney, 80's icon). Also you would have seen them with suspenders, not a long gold necklace.
I had those pants in 1986. I wore mine with white Keds or ankle boots.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:25pm.
REPORTED FOR.....BEING A SLUT IN GENERAL.
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That's how Whamo likes me, honey.
*flips skirt to show commando territory and sashays out of thread*
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This one of the purity ring guys? Least somewhere this is really big news... no doubt they're already working on the next headline. So meh! :)
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Great move, young lady. You are way out of his league. You kissed your frog, now move on and get a real piece. OXXOX
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:58am.
I guess this Jonas isn't the one who married the hairdresser but has to sleep in a different room?
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Really, I must have missed that one!
Is this for real or are you kidding me,lol?
Why does he sleep in a different room, he doesn't want to get cooties or somethin?
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Supposedly, snoring. That's probably code for "ewwwww...vagina!" http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/21/kevin-jonas-wife-sleep-in_n_585...
I can see him with beads of sweat on his forehead in the bedroom while she yawns to the side... if it ever went that far...
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:32am.
This Jonas is the normal one. I actually like him because he just goes about his business and doesn't care who says what. His brothers are gay and trying to front that they're not.
ETA: By "normal" I meant he doesn't try to make us believe he's something he isn't like his brothers do. I didn't mean he's normal because he's straight and they're abnormal because they're not.
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Dark-sided!
oh so Seal is also a Coach on the show, my money is on Seal
also, there is no such thing as true love. people.
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:07pm.
If I read it really fast my brain sees: "...once the Bieber star farts stay."
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I can't say I blame her, I've hear star farts stay around for a LONG time. LOL:)
Zzzzz...
And he's not the one people most often assume is gay--that's Joe.
Aren't the JOnas Bros about to do a comeback album? Can't have a girlfriend like that woman in the picture. How else are you gonna sell albums and concert tix to delusional fans? You can't keep the fantasy of them wanting to be Mrs. Jonas going if you have a girlfriend. Trust that they will still be smooshing just without the commitment.
I like her, I like him (the better Jonas bro)
MK Please do stories on Joe Jonas, cuz that guy is a hot mess.
I've never heard of her before nor seen more pictures of her but she reminds me of Heidi Klum. I would put 5 cents on the Seal tapping that bet.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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MJT, I think she's pretty, too.
I can easily tell all three Jonas brothers apart.
*hangs head*
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Submitted by Whamo
In a couple of years you can replace the names in this story with Gomez and Bieber once the Bieber's star starts to fade.
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If I read it really fast my brain sees: "...once the Bieber star farts stay."
She is so pretty!
I have never understood how anyone can tell the three Jonas brothers apart. They all look exactly the same to me and they are all not very cute.
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proactiv is your friend, nick.
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:58am.
I guess this Jonas isn't the one who married the hairdresser but has to sleep in a different room?
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Really, I must have missed that one!
Is this for real or are you kidding me,lol?
Why does he sleep in a different room, he doesn't want to get cooties or somethin?
Yes, I have the same questions as MB. Someone answer please?