After All That
In case you forgot because your brain purged this information to make way for more important shit like the recipe for the perfect dream wedding cake, let me remind you of the foolery that went down between Sacha Baron Cohen and the Academy this week. To promote The Dictator, SBC planned to drag his poodle's ass beard onto the red carpet at the Oscars tomorrow. The producers of the Oscars shut down SBC's plans and said that he could come, but he had to dress as himself and not as his character. SBC fired a shot at the Oscars when he went on the Today Show as The Dictator and blasted their asses for banning his publicity stunt. Well, after all that shit, the producers have given into SBC's attention whoreist threats and are letting him stroll down the red carpet as The Dictator. The Dictator declared victory on his Twatter last night:
VICTORY IS OURS! Today the Mighty Nation of Wadiya triumphed over the Zionist snakes of Hollywood. Evil and all those who made Satan their protector were vanquished and driven into the Pacific Sea. What I am trying to say here is that the Academy have surrendered and sent over two tickets and a parking pass! TODAY OSCAR, TOMORROW OBAMA!
My mom said the other day that everybody should come to the Oscars dressed as their characters, because she doesn't recognize them when they're covered in fancy. That is a genius idea. Michelle Williams should come as Marilyn Monroe, Bryce Dallas Howard should come with a piece of shitty caca pie in her mouth, Glenn Close should come as the Irish Beavis, Jonah Hill should wear a fat suit and Michael Fassbender should just repeatedly come on the red carpet if you know what I mean.
But seriously, this stupid shit makes me miss the good old days when Bjork laid a swan egg on the red carpet. The Oscars should invite Bjork, so she can show all those amateur whores how a true STUNT QUEEN does it.
Obviously he knows his character ticks people off. So why does he feel the need to push boundaries? It makes me want to avoid seeing his movie even more.
You know Gaga's sitting at home planning her next stunt queen move at the Grammys. She will NOT be outdone by Dictator of Wadiya!
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Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 10:46am.
Submitted by HedyLamarr on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 10:08am.
A Jew mocking muslims?! I guess I dont't get this kind of "humor"...
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I don't find it funny, either. His timing with this character couldn't be worse. In light of what's going on in Syria right now because of a real dictator, this isn't funny at all.
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I'm not a fan of SBC's movies, but why should Islam and Muslims get a pass while it's open season on every other religion out there? Just ask the Catholics (cue "Every Sperm is Sacred").
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Do. Not. Want.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 1:14pm.
Daft, your avie scares me. :D
Sez lil' miss Muffet! ;)
MK, please can we have a new post? :(
Submitted by DaftPunk on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 1:03pm.
Daft, your avie scares me. :D
Erryone, turn on QVC! In the Kitchen with David Venable is on! WHOOT! He's soooooooo gay! hahahahaha I lerve him!
lmao= hold my earrings.
God how I love MK.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 9:06pm.
Cod is wonderful topped with butter and breadcrumbs.
EVERYTHING is better when topped with butter and breadcrumbs!
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I asked a stranger if he smelled tuna and he told me to close me legs. Oh hells no. Hold my earrings.">
Ha-ha. He was on a drunken Twatter binge last night. Poor MK's head this morning.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 11:07am.
Borat was funny, didn't see the other stuff.
I'm surprised nobody mentioned his parts in other people's movies, I thought he was really good in Hugo and Sweeney Todd.
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His movies seem to fit a certain niche-- like Adam Sandler's. If you're not (a) a 12 y.o. boy or (b) a moron, Sandler's stuff isn't funny. And he needs to stop making rom-coms. No woman could take that idiot seriously.
And funnily enough, I find SBC sort of attractive when he's just himself or posing with his wife. When he has a movie to promote though, he becomes fucking annoying.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 1:00am.
Before you post MK on the side of a milk carton, he's over diddlin' over on his Twitter like someone slipped him a Mountain Dew Red Bull spritzer.
:D
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Ahhhh! That explains it. What's he twattering about?
And...anyone want to guess his true identity? We could make this a Blind Item!!!
Borat was funny, didn't see the other stuff.
I'm surprised nobody mentioned his parts in other people's movies, I thought he was really good in Hugo and Sweeney Todd.
Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 11:04am.
Who the hell thinks this jag off is funny? He couldn't make a butt crack a smile.
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Couldn't agree more. And I must say I love your use of "jag off". You from western PA?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
DEB, nah ain't from PA. But damn PA amish chicks are hot w/ coffee filter hats they wear. Oh yea.
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Who the hell thinks this jag off is funny? He couldn't make a butt crack a smile.
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Submitted by Bree on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 3:20am.
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And that's the truth.
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Wow, awesome. :D
Submitted by HedyLamarr on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 10:08am.
A Jew mocking muslims?! I guess I dont't get this kind of "humor"...
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I don't find it funny, either. His timing with this character couldn't be worse. In light of what's going on in Syria right now because of a real dictator, this isn't funny at all.
A Jew mocking muslims?! I guess I dont't get this kind of "humor"...
I can't stand looking at his picture. What makes him think I'd want to watch his movie? And his attitude isn't helping him any.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 6:31pm.
Me and the dude are going for Peruvian food tonight....never had it, can't wait to try!
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Hope you enjoy it! I love Peruvian food. I do not like it as much as I like Indian food, but it is yummy.
Enjoy.
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And that's the truth.
what's good???
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 1:00am.
Before you post MK on the side of a milk carton, he's over diddlin' over on his Twitter like someone slipped him a Mountain Dew Red Bull spritzer.
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LMAO - he used to be sooo anti-Twitter, too! He's so freakin' adorable, that MK.
I can't even read a post about this guy. I can't believe people find him funny.
Before you post MK on the side of a milk carton, he's over diddlin' over on his Twitter like someone slipped him a Mountain Dew Red Bull spritzer.
:D
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Andy Kaufman was hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uQlB99WCuk
ProWrestling and Jerry Lawler were like college football in the South in the 80s. This clip still makes me laugh. The local newscasts at 10pm actually would do serious news stories on this. "You from Mam-phis, Mr. Lawler? Is that how they tawk in Mam-phis DUHHHHHH Well I'm from HOLLYWOOD."
I saw a documentary on Kaufman and the things he did and said llead me to belive that if he just had proper medication maybe he'd be "normal".
Add me to the list that thought Andy Kauffman was a little nuts. Maybe I'm too dumb to "get" him. But he mostly reminded me of my father...who had multiple diagnoses.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 11:41pm.
Hockey fan, I am with you. I also thought Kaufman was creepy and weird with a touch of the insanity going. I really couldnt watch him but my parents thought he was a hoot.
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GG, I just thought I was missing something. Now i know I'm not alone. I never saw what the big deal was.
Hockey fan, I am with you. I also thought Kaufman was creepy and weird with a touch of the insanity going. I really couldnt watch him but my parents thought he was a hoot.
I am so sick of this fart. He isn't funny. At all. And I LOVE Freddie Mercury, so I am NOT happy they picked this dickhead to play him in a movie. Leave it to him to fuck it up.
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Submitted by DivasGone on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 3:42pm.
He's trying soooo hard to be the Andy Kaufman of our time... The thing is that it never really seemed like Andy Kaufman was trying.
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Okay, I'm gonna catch loads of shit for this, but I found Andy Kaufman weird, creepy,and not funny at all. He seemed to be mentally ill with a huge ego, and his oddness was just far enough off the mark to make all the "hipsters" and "cool people" think he was funny. That's why everyone referred to him as a "genius". Yeah, well, Howard Hughes was a genius too, and look how creepy and freaky he was.
okay, did I miss something? It's Oscar Weekend and no updates from MK in hours??
Just sayin'.
I'm friggin bored. And who gives a fuck about Sasha Baron Cohen anyway? No talent except to create annoying, one-note characters, who are basically the same person. Just. Please. Stop. You're like the Weird Al Yankovic of craptastic movies.
This guy has never been as funny as he thinks he is from day one. Give it a rest, idiot. You Suck.
Cod is great, Cod is good, thank you Cod, for this fod.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Seriously, nobody EVER nailed freddy's style and looks AND voice like Marc Martel
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=marc+martel+somebody+to+love...
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I have never loved life so much.
Freddie Mercury biopic with SBC as Freddie slated to start filming this year:
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Freddie-Mercury-Biopic-With-Sacha-Baron-C...
This could have FAIL written all over it.
Cod is wonderful topped with butter and breadcrumbs.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 8:51pm.
The Oscars was always a snoozefest...thank Cod for people like Cohen and always the genius that is Bjork.
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Haha Mani! Cod is delicious, especially salted and should always be thanked. :P
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The Oscars was always a snoozefest...thank Cod for people like Cohen and always the genius that is Bjork.
Submitted by skabazzle on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 3:15pm.
If he were truly staying in character as a dictator, why would he even want to show up to the Oscars? Do dictators have much time on their hands to go to Hollywood award shows?
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They don't go because they are not invited, I bet most would die to be in a fancy gig like that with all the movie stars, Kim Jong Il for instance was crazy about movies and even took movie directors as hostages to make flics for him.
I'm sure the late Gaddafi is another one who wouldn't turn away an invitation if he ever had one. Now Fidel and Hugo Chavez are a different matter, they always criticized the american media, so it wouldn't sit well with their overall discourse.
Submitted by squiggles on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 6:29pm.
@skabazzle:
Well, Kim Jong-il, Saddam Hussein, even Osama (loved Whitney) were supposedly obsessed w/ at least some aspects of pop culture - film, music, etc. So in some universe, they'd probably love to be there.
Ah, I'd heard that about bin Laden and forgotten it lol but I never knew that about the others. I guess it does make sense but it's such a stupid thing to make a fuss about.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I only glanced over the first page of this thread but seems alot of hate is being dealt
fair enough he acts the assholewipe commercy scheisse but it would mix that bunch of over done people at the oscars a bit of a mix up atleast eh come on we all know this shitfest we be boring as feck without somebody staging something stupidly downgrade styles. or anything at all, aside fromall the as liicking
meh i say let him go for golds
take `em back, they not done cookin yet..` derpburp
The oscars are so damn boring, their ratings go down every year because of this. They need to change it up am not saying that stuff like this will help, but do something. Or else stop complaining about why the ratings are so low.
@tonicbitch, he does clean up nicely! Shame we don't see more of it. hehe ;)
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 6:50pm.
I don't know what the big deal here is. They let him do his Bruno schtick when he put his ass in Eminem's face.
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That was for the MTV awards, not the Oscars.
That cake is too funny!
I don't know what the big deal here is. They let him do his Bruno schtick when he put his ass in Eminem's face. So why now all this BS? Unless this is all bullshit for PR
Sasha is so hot when he cleans up.
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