Tuesday, February 28th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 27th!

An ancient form of self defense made obsolete with the invention of the match in AD 577. - I am Legend

Runners-up:

The ultimate test of The Samuri is to catch a fart and paint it red. - Jimmy Deduca

That's nothing. Jenna Jameson can fart out a whole football team. - Sweetas

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Posted by: Michael K
Chris Knight's picture

This is the movie RYAN REYNOLDS really wanted to play: THE BROWN LANTERN.

Cowjam's picture

Farting in the wind
Ancient secret of Japan
Blowing men away

citizenstrange's picture

The Legend of Kim Jong-ill Wind

Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Bung tonight!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

That's not the kind of rice burner that I had in mind.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Chris Knight's picture

Centuries later, it manifested in the form of Fukushima "accident".

Ikcor's picture

In the Japanese version of X-Men Cyclops is called "Brown Eye."

Bjork You's picture

Ancient Chinese Secretions.