The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 5th!

Republicans are often asked what will be done with all those unwanted babies if abortion and birth control are outlawed. Their solution? Clothe the homeless with them. - turnelbup

Runners-up:

Can somebody give Jessica Simpson a C-Section already? Look at her, she's bursting at the seams! - cs182

Beyonce had a whole tree of Blue Ivys to pick from. - daisy100

Not having a stroller large enough, Brad & Angie have switched to velcro. - AbFab

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Submitted by turnelbup on Wed, 03/07/2012 - 7:30am.

@gladyslove - No, Hon, it doesn't disturb me. What does disturb me is the fact that certain people would take our choices away. You made your choice, and I made mine. I'm happy with mine, and I guess you're happy with yours. That's what freedom is all about, no?

Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:15pm.

Submitted by turnelbup on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:02pm.

Congrats to all the winners and thank you to everyone for your good wishes!!!!!

BTW, I got pregnant once and, yes, had an abortion. Damn glad I had the right to do it.

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Your caption now takes on a whole new meaning; and it is quite disturbing.

It seems that your "choice" bothers you a lot more than you would like. It's unfortunate that you will have to live with the consequences for the rest of your life.

Submitted by turnelbup on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:32pm.

Congrats to all the winners and thank you to everyone for your good wishes!!!!!

BTW, I got pregnant once and, yes, had an abortion. Damn glad I had the right to do it.

Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:53am.

When I was young and foolish I was a liberal. Then I got pregnant. Now I am wiser and a conservative.

"Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism and the party of Death"

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:54am.

Wow, and I thought my NMBLA caption was controversial.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:46am.

daisy♥xoxoxoxoxo all were funny, congrats to all the winners!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:28am.

Hmmm?
Clothing for the homeless
or
ripped into shreds inside the womb?

Which would you choose?

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:24am.

*in best Breaky voice* Security!!!

Submitted by Luvs2tango on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:19am.

"Republicans are often asked what will be done with all those unwanted babies if abortion and birth control are outlawed."
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What a load of horseshit and misinformation.

Republicans have NEVER said they want birth control outlawed.

We wish you'd actually use birth control pills or Norplant or foam or a sponge or a hand job, a blow job or anal...a hundred positions in coitus that won't get you pregnant.

Just another scare tactic by the Libs, like "Republicans want old people to starve."

We certainly are against monstrous abortions in the third trimester unlike your Messiah, President Baraka.

Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism.
The Party of Death.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 10:03am.

Congrats winners!! Excellence all the way around. cs182 nice to see you up there again and LMFAO @ turnelbup!

Submitted by guruXen on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:53am.

Excellent! You all are so creative and funny.

Congrats, winners! You rock.

Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:49am.

Congrats!!!! All of these rocked.

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:47am.

Wow!! CONGRATS WINNERS!! You are amazingly creative! I love every one of these!!

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:39am.

Hahaha! Love them all!

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 9:07am.

Oh, the Hularity.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 8:47am.

Excellent! Congratulations winners!

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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater

Submitted by charlib21 on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 8:28am.

I hate it when the tag says "dry ween only"

Submitted by Mayas Mommy on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 8:01am.

K-Fed's got the worst case of the babies. Are we really surprised?

Submitted by lastdiva on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 7:23am.

"Daddy Don't Cha Walk So Fast"
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:57am.

Oh, Billy Bob. It's been 10 years. Face it, Angelina ain't coming back.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by pickle_smooch on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 5:19am.

Body by Angelina.

Submitted by concepcionimmaculada on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 3:38am.

It's all fun and games until someone ends up all covered with babies.

...Parents who would like to bring their children up in a gender-neutral world have a new super hero on their side!

Submitted by themoreyoucryth... on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:50am.

Even Kim Kardashians pap smear is multi cultural

Submitted by Half.Mexican.Wonder on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 2:31am.

Each doll illustrates a part of the body Madonna's had a "procedure" on.

Submitted by Huxley on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 1:30am.

Georgetown introduces its new mascot after renaming its football team the Rush Limbaughs.

Submitted by DLucyAnn on Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:58am.

Jim Bob's sperm under the microscope.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 11:45pm.

Rush Limbaugh's Dominican babies opt for the class action paternity suit.

Submitted by Jimmy Deduca on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 11:30pm.

Alright, who farted?

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 11:04pm.

Still haven't lost your baby fat?

Submitted by bikefitter on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 11:00pm.

RokaWhore presents the Chia Baby Blue fatten my wallet bitches collection.

Submitted by mrs_kootchie on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:58pm.

MEGA-DUGGAR IS BORN!!!

Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:56pm.

No,no,no. This is all wrong! I asked for a NAVY suit with a 450 THREAD count.

Submitted by GingeMinge on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:32pm.

"In medical news, scientists have discovered a new sexually transmitted disease called Duggarrhea that causes excessive baby growth in stupid people. Public health officials are concerned this outbreak could eventually to the lead to the idiocracy predicted by Mike Judge..."

Submitted by Caramel on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:25pm.

Not to be rude or anything, but those babies make you look fat.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:15pm.

Okay, Patricia Heaton. Hope you enjoy keeping the welfare dads living high on the hog.

Submitted by beware on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:13pm.

"Beyonce, I borrowed a few of your pillow babies!"

Submitted by Euromutt on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:10pm.

Lost in Translation - George asks that his new Italian piece get all dolled up.

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:09pm.

Having killed off all his grandparents to get bereavement leave from work, Evil Eddie hatches a plan.

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:05pm.

NAMBLA'S interpretation of the PETA slogan: "Rather be naked than wear fur" failed to catch on.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 9:59pm.

Jealous of Angelina's Oscar night leg thrusting, Octomom thrusts some legs of her own.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 9:57pm.

This guy is truly a proponent of the no child left behind policy.

Submitted by AbFab on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 9:52pm.

Not having a stroller large enough, Brad & Angie have switched to velcro.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 9:51pm.

Michele Duggars vagina finally exploded.

Submitted by emmatwatson on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 9:47pm.

Brad. Enough.

Submitted by 13spencer on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 8:56pm.

Jeez, Brad Pitt looks terrible.

Submitted by BluMunster on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 8:52pm.

K-Fed agrees to pose naked for a little extra cash

Submitted by emmmmma on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 8:48pm.

Michelle Duggar joins the cast of Transformers 4.

Submitted by lazee on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 8:38pm.

Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 5:13pm.

This wasn't what Kate had in mind when she told Jon to wear the children out.

Ha!!!!!!

Submitted by lazee on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 8:33pm.

Pedobear has a lot of explaining to do...

Submitted by lazee on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 8:29pm.

Karma is a bitch, isn't it Maury?