Tuesday, March 13th 2012

We Should've Seen The Warning Signs

This picture of Jennie Garth, Peter Facinelli and their family was taken a few years ago and not one of us noticed the silent CROCS cry for help. Nothing blatantly says "WE'VE GIVEN UP ON LIFE AND LOVE" like putting your entire family in CROCS. We could've done something about it, but now it's too late because the love between Kelly Taylor and Coop from Nurse Jackie has died just like the feeling in my feet dies when I see a picture of those plastic Lucifer hooves.

Jennie and Peter pushed out a statement to E! News saying that they are putting their 11-year-old marriage to bed forever:

"While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time."

Jennie and Peter didn't give a reason why (how dare their asses, I know), but I have three theories:

1. Amanda Bynes.

2. Twatlight: Breaking Hymen, Part 2 is coming out in a few months and Peter's going to need a date to the premiere. Jennie Garth would rather end her marriage than watch another minute of that shit show. That wouldn't be an unreasonable reaction.

3.

Because Brenda Walsh always gets REVENGE (even 20 years later).

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Mel-Tang's picture

Thanks Schmoopy..
It's a tough call, because many people have claimed that Rimadyl was a miracle drug for their pets and helped them feel better. I remember seeing the commercials with dogs flying through the air and being pain free, and that's all I wanted for my baby, too. It wasn't until after that I realized the damage it could do to a dogs liver/stomach, especially if there is an underlying condition already. If u guys decide to give it to her, it would be a good idea for the vet to monitor her liver periodically with the liver enzyme test. It will tell u if it's affecting her or not. I hope I didn't scare u. I just want people to be aware of what can happen. If u google 'rimadyl kills,' u can read tons of stories about pets that had adverse reactions or died. I wish I had seen them before I gave it to my dog. :( Sorry for being off topic, guys.

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Yaya Whitehouse's picture

Where is the countdown for Tori Spelling to make this all about her?

Wren's picture

I googled their wedding photos after a few posters mentioned it. Wow, her hair, wow.

Dame Chupacabra's picture

Nothing pisses me off like couples who have been together years and years... 11, 15, 20 years getting divorced, where the hell are you going??... you got it right... its a rough patch.. you will get over it... *biting pillow* I am NOT a believer in 'irreconcilable differences'- you hang in there like our parents and fall inlove again with each other when your 60 cause you have no choice... THAT'S marriage.. :-D...

hmmm... but only in the case of useless humans like Kim K nad the like.. those don't know what REAL and commitment means if it signed a cheque in their names...

Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!

Double post. Sorry. Damn iPad.

Oh my god, Mel-tang, I'm so sorry. I'm hiding the Rimadyl from my husband as I think he's been giving it to her even though she's back to her normal self and not in pain. It's creepy about the barfing though b/c she threw up an hour ago. It could be the meds or maybe she ate something weird from our patio. Thank you for the warning though and kind thoughts for my doggy.

I hadn't thought about Peter being gay......hmmm.....

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Submitted by svp on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 9:28pm.

"I am sorry but that guy is gayer than a bag of skittles"

Yes, the pink crocs should have definitely been on his feet.

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Hi Schmoopy!

I had a beautiful yellow lab who was put on Rimadyl for arthritis a few yrs ago. After about 3 days on the medication, he began vomiting, not eating his food, and just became completely lethargic. I called the vet and told them what was happening, and they said to keep giving him the med and to watch him. The next morning, he couldn't move and was breathing rapidly. That afternoon, he passed away. It all happened really fast. There was nothing else wrong with him besides the arthritis, so I had a horrible feeling it was the medication. It was devastating, and still hurts to this day. I did tons of research after the fact (too late by then), and couldn't believe how many people had lost their pets to that evil drug. For some reason, it seems to particularly affect Labradors. Please research it and make sure it is the right choice for your dog before giving it to him. Sending healing thoughts to your fur baby. :) <3

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brenda brenda brenda brenda!!!

He seems like a douche bag to me, Peter F is trying to tap into the older women twilight fan club for some twilight mom ass.

those middle aged women twilight fans would cream if Peter F told them he could turn them into vampires... or something

and he made her convert to catholocism for him :P LOL and he goes and cheats on her ass with Amanda Bynes. how catholic of him! god made him do it!

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Shannen has a deformed skull. Its as though the entire eye socket is off by a centimeter.

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In the last pic, Brenda Walsh´s right eye is alot lower than the left one, freaky.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

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Submitted by the_hot_chick on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 8:13pm.

If Pete F had stayed unemployed, this marriage would have lasted FOREVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

But he's got 2 jobs now (twilight & nurse jackie), so he's moving on to a younger woman.

He might have cheated, but I don't think it's even about that. Before twilight he NEEDED Jenny (he was a certified nobody without his wife). Post twilight he doesn't need Jenny any more.

It's likely and even possible that the only reason they got married is because Pete needed Jen. People assume that they got married after their first daughter was born because PF had cold feet, but it could have been Jenny that had cold feet. Jenny was a big star in the late 90's coming off of 90210, so Pete would have wanted to be attached to her, given that his best known job was "Can't Hardly Wait". 11 years later, her star is dimmed, and he's finally got his own money. Not surprised he wants out.

Sad thing: he probably want's to get out now while their respective net worths are close (or he still has a little less money than Jenny). If he continues to earn and ends up with more money than her, he'll have to pay alimony.

This divorce could be timed to preempt his last Twilight check.
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That photo looks like a cover for Land's End spring 2012 edition.

Same ol story. Dude is stiffing around for some strange.

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I am sorry but that guy is gayer than a bag of skittles

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He always struck me as a guy who cheats a lot but charms her back when he gets caught cause she always seemed sorta uptight while he was always like "ohh, isn't my wife lovely and gorgeous?" Sounds like the words of a dude who's getting some on the side.

If Pete F had stayed unemployed, this marriage would have lasted FOREVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

But he's got 2 jobs now (twilight & nurse jackie), so he's moving on to a younger woman.

He might have cheated, but I don't think it's even about that. Before twilight he NEEDED Jenny (he was a certified nobody without his wife). Post twilight he doesn't need Jenny any more.

It's likely and even possible that the only reason they got married is because Pete needed Jen. People assume that they got married after their first daughter was born because PF had cold feet, but it could have been Jenny that had cold feet. Jenny was a big star in the late 90's coming off of 90210, so Pete would have wanted to be attached to her, given that his best known job was "Can't Hardly Wait". 11 years later, her star is dimmed, and he's finally got his own money. Not surprised he wants out.

Sad thing: he probably want's to get out now while their respective net worths are close (or he still has a little less money than Jenny). If he continues to earn and ends up with more money than her, he'll have to pay alimony.

This divorce could be timed to preempt his last Twilight check. SMDH.

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Damn, that's too bad. They seemed pretty low key and I got the impression he was a really devoted dad. Cute kiddos, too.

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I think he's hot, but I only know him from Nurse Jackie - I avoid that Twilight crap like the plague. I hope he wasn't douchey enough to cheat with Amanda Bynes.

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am i the only one who has always been completely disturbed by the fact that one half of shannon's face looks dead (and sliding off)?

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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Mel-Tang - Does Rimadyl mean that anti-inflammatory?

Why does it kill? I'm giving it to my dog after surgery. Please spill!

On Topic - Jennie Garth looks like and is the same age as my cunt cousin so I've always been suspect of her but that doesn't mean she isn't okay. My cousin is an opera singer and they are all evil divas from cuntville so....

LaChaylo's picture

Body language speaks volumes.

I remember when their Goth wedding pics came out in InStyle all those years ago, and how she converted to Catholicism for him.

Yep. If you have to convert to his religion to get married, maybe it's not worth being with him...

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Radar is saying that Peter supposedly cheated on Jennie with some Canadian chick in her 20's. Surprise, surprise. Amanda Bynes grandparents are from Ontario. Does that make her Canadian by association? Lol

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Shannon has very wonky eyes.
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Naughychimp's picture

Sad. I hoped that neither was a big enough star that they'd be subject to the Hollywood Marriage Curse. I don't even know much about them but they didn't seem like the usual Hollywood publicity whores.

That makes me sad. She always seemed so proud of her family. Hope she doesnt rebound with some Hollyweird asshole.

....Damn it, another one bites the dust.

As for the crocs, they suck.

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I guess the family that crocs together really doesn't stay together...these shoes are hideous defined.

I think the oldest one is pretty, but just annoyed in this picture. Whole thing is sad for the kids.

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How come I knew about this weeks ago?? Crocs sandals have actually made my feet feel better. I don't wear this style but the flip-flop kind. Won't wear anything else.

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I can't remember which Dlister said this years ago, but it's one heck of a funny crack about Crocs:

"Crocs are made in the devil's workshop."

LMFAO!

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Maybe Peter was involved in this whole prostitution ring scandal, and Jennie knows the shits about to hit the fan, so she's running for the hills. They did have the whole Amanda Bynes connection, so who knows.

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Jennie is doing infomercials for Keurig now. She'll keep them in Crocs!!! Or his child support checks will.

I've never heard a bad thing about him. Know several people who have met him. He always seemed to talk about his family. Not that it couldn't happen, but I've never heard about him having women back to his hotel at conventions... unlike other members of the Twi-cast.

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CarmenElectrical's picture

IMHO it never works when people get married because they are expecting a baby. Hold your fire - there may be exceptions, but for the most part it doesn't seem to work. I'm just surprised it lasted 11 years.

tinyhands's picture

Ahhhhh, Shannon Doherty...queen of the wonk eyes

"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005

Haribo's picture

i shouldn't be surprised but i am. i thought these two were actually happy together.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

These used tampons are boring. Who cares!

M.E.'s picture

*licks window*

AH. I finally see.

*adjusts helmet*

Peter always seemed like the fun one and Jennie was kind of a downer. I saw him interviewed before his third kid was born and talking about how his wife wanted more kids and he didn't...the writing was on the wall.
The pinched smiles say it all in this picture.

I never found him appealing because of his role in "Nurse Jackie" He plays such a douche pickle that he does nothing for me.

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M.E. - Sooooo pretty, so, so pretty.

*strokes your hair*

Two Drink Min's picture

I don't want to say bad things about kids but the one on kis lap looks freakishly "scary" doll like.
Like the kind I used to toss in the closet cause I didn't like it watching me sleep when I was a kid.

Didn't she have a son with her first husband? I swear I can remember a pic of her and that dude with a son but I see no record of it.

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SDR - I read the whole GD thread and still don't get it.

OH SHINY!

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DWM - I LOVED Fastlane too!

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Submitted by M.E. :
sinjin - the center of the couch always sinks deeper than the outer cushion. DUH!

*continues to twirl hair*
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Oh.Duh! LOL, I claim low pre-lunch blood sugar as my derp excuse for wondering if she had a lead ass.

LOL @ Garth's wedding hair. She pulled it off though I think. Brave choice.

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M.E. - Quit twirling yo' hurr and read down the thread. I was clueless also...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 2:46pm.

*snort* SMDH.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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I used to love Fastlane when that show was on. Jenni Garth seems too nice for him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nhaYXr5O4E&feature=related

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Thanks, jack! *puts on beer helmet and green socks*
ETA: thank you,sinjin!

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sinjin - the center of the couch always sinks deeper than the outer cushion. DUH!

*continues to twirl hair*

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Submitted by urmomma on Tue:

*whispers* I am not going to throw it in their faces, but I am celebrating my 11th anniversary this St. Patrick's Day with my man. Yeah I am
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CONGRATS! *throws confetti*

I'm celebrating 9 years at my job same day :-D

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Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 03/13/2012 - 3:14pm.

Congrats, yomomma.
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sinjin's picture

QUESTION: If he's holding 2 kids, why is her side of the couch sinking deeper? Something to ponder over lunch.