Channing Tatum's Ass Is A Siren Song To All The Men In Hollywood
Some horny bitch in the Hollywood hierarchy must have sampled Channing Tatum's thonged delights a couple of years back. Because I can't sneak a nip into the AMC without his liverwursty self confronting me in every trailer shown. I don't get it. He's got a nice setup (sometimes) but is the talent there? No, but a badonka donk bubble butt obviously is because Parks and Recreation's Adam Scott wants to fuck it and Jonah Hill insisted on a sexy skinny-dipping session with it. Lap band surgery makes you gay.
We posted about Adam Scott's desire for Channing Tatum's buttocks over at my day job (it was a nice break from topics like self-fisting and which porn star gobbles cock the best). Scott rhapsodized to Details about Channing's hams and what we as a public should do with them.
DETAILS: Wow, that is nerdy. So, on Parks, the cast always seems to be having a ton of fun.
Adam Scott: You don't have fun at work? You work for Details. You sit around and talk about hot dudes like Channing Tatum. That guy looks like he was sculpted out of ivory. If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass. Sorry for everything I just said.
You know when you're awkward and you sweat through party conversation and inevitably the thing you say to someone is a weird reference to some nightmarish fantasy that you have about snoodling and they quickly move away to the cheese plate? Maybe that's just Adam and I. Because that was quite a jump from "having fun on the set" to "I want a rubber Channing Tatum ass to fuck".
He's going to be one hissingly jealous pocket queen because toad turned meerkat Jonah Hill got to splash around with Channing's big white ass in Miami! They're in the 21 Jump Street remake together and Tatum told Jimmy Kimmel that they went for a dip together all nude and stuff.
"We decided to jump in the ocean—naked. It was nighttime, thank God," Tatum shared.
"There's Jerry's Deli right on the corner and [Jonah] decides he wants to go in and all he's got is his T-shirt and his underwear on and he's like, ‘I'm going in to get something to eat!' and I'm like, ‘No!' So I stopped him and [took] him back to the car," he added. "Now he's nicknamed 'Baby Jonah' because I had to dress him like a mom. I'm like, ‘No, no. Bad Jonah. No. Butt up, butt up. OK."
"Butt up"? Kinky adult baby play? The fuck is going on during these shoots? George Clooney must have made an immediate beeline for Channing's latest movie shoot after he made bail.
Oh, and I'm not going to pretend like I wouldn't spelunk on that ass. I've had liverwurst before. It didn't kill me.
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people mistake a hot body for a hot PERSON.
Channin Tatum is NOT hot. He has a HOT body, sure. But that face screams "medulla oblongata-less".
Same goes for Taylor Lautner!
That is all.
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channing tatum does NOTHING for me...
i sorta like adam scott...here's him getting punched in the face...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-HmEGCib4
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I will never understand people who think this Tatum dude is hot.
blech.
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Tatum's face looks like you could use it as a sander.
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Jonah Hill is so fucking ugly. Not even in a cute nerdy way. The turkey neck on someone so young is unfortunate.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Wow I thought the guy on the left was Chaz Bono. Channing Tatum = can't act.
pass Channing/give me Jonah Hill on garlic toast please. =)
@kikichanelconspiracy
You know, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I'm kind of a movie snob but I'll admit I laughed quite a bit. It's very raunchy, though, so if you don't like that type of movie it might not be for you.
Picky, picky! He's not the best looking guy in the business, and he's not as hot as he used to be, but he's still got another 10 years of fuckability in him. But with those little eyes, he really needs to stay away from the eye make-up that draws attention to how small his eyes are (his mouth is strangely small too).
Channing is not good looking, I dont know what that guy, adam is going on about.
he was aight when he was younger and leaner, but bulk does not suit him, his face is as squishy.
but he was a male model before he was an actor, so i guess he learnt how to please men and get what he wants, because thats what the poor male models gotta do to book jobs with dolce gabbana, karl largerfeld, calvin klein, marc jacobs, you gotta be a mean mean mean dick sucker and lift you butt up in the air and never talk about the difficult brown.
anyway he wasnt bad when he was younger, as you can see from his nude picture.
http://www.omgblog.com/2006/08/omg_hes_naked_channing_tatum.php
Jonah Hill's getting chubby again. He looks like he's meant to be a fatty.
J. Harvey nailed it with the face like liverwurst comparison. He is so ugly I almost can't look at him.
Cocoebert - would you recommend the movie? I've read surprisingly positive reviews for it in Slate, EW and the Washington Post. Is it really not a total trainwreck *wonderment*?
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
salacious, they're all whoring for as great an audience as possible. Can you blame them? Titillating isn't it? hahahah
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 8:38pm.
LMFAO Sweetas! ;D
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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 4:26pm.
A: Hi, how are you?
B: Not gay, thanks, but I do pillow fight with my girlfriends and skinny dip with my costars.
*side eye*
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LOL I agree... this is the 2012 equivalent of the "I'm bisexual" card that all female entertainers pull.
It's basically "I wanna do gay stuff to my co-star. No homo".
A few weeks ago Blake Shelton did that crap when he said he wanted to make out with Adam Levine.
We can expect more to come from pretty much all other male celebrities, save for Clooney, Cruise and Travolta.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I was just looking at Tatum's wikipedia profile when it came to this part:
"US Weekly reported that around this time Tatum began working as a stripper at a local nightclub, under the name "Chan Crawford"
He probably all sucked or tucked in the right cocks.
Too bad I don't have a cock, cos IN THIS ECONOMY.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
LMFAO Sweetas! ;D
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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 4:26pm.
A: Hi, how are you?
B: Not gay, thanks, but I do pillow fight with my girlfriends and skinny dip with my costars.
*side eye*
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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 7:35pm.
I met Tatum a few times here in Fl while he was filming, I was working where he was. He was genuinely nice and remembered my name after the second time I saw him. *shrugs*
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Really? Aww that's so sweet.
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Fishy, it depends on the context of the situation Evil Shoe met him, but if you're directly working with a person even for a few days, wouldn't you expect for him to learn your name? Why would a celebrity get a free pass on something like that?
I used to work at a call center where Tobey Maguire was a customer. Whenever I took his phone calls, he'd remember my name, but I wasn't going to say "OMG, that's awesome, thanks so much for remembering my name!!". He was polite and sounded nice on the phone, but we never really chit-chatted.
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Because these people meet many times over the amount of people the average folk meets in a day, and could legitimately be expected not to remember some people's names after several meetings. On the other hand, some people have almost (or truly) photographic memories, and he could be one of them, but even those people don't have to care enough to be pleasant.
If he is a nice guy then good for him for doing well. Enough of the self-indulgent Clooney's of the world...at least this kid seems genuine.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
It's surprising how much attention Tatum gets, he's like Kellan to me. Although Adam Scott certainly makes a good case... to each his own, I guess!
"The fuck is going on during these shoots?" -- beginning to wonder that as well! hahhahaha
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 8:08pm.
salacious, I was just posting that he was personable. No freakout over the name thing, just noticed it that's all.
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hey EvilShoe, I believe you. I didn't imply that you acted that way.
I get what you're saying, it's rare because he didn't act all diva-like and in fact remembered your name. I was just thinking that this should be normal behavior instead of an exception.
I was also thinking about some of these entitled assholes like Hohan, the fact is that they should act like normal people who have another job, and for the most part, it's those who go to their movies, attend their concerts, buy their music, magazines and products they endorse, -us- the ones who put food on their tables, so it's nice to know that a few of them are aware of that.
He does nothing for me as an actor so I'd probably be as polite to him as he could be towards me. I'd probably be starstruck if I happened to meet Meryl Streep. At least you got a pleasant experience in meeting him. :)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by saltydog88 on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 2:50pm.
WTF is this incoherent mess of a post?
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Fucking seriously. Please Jesus give us Sweetas and Jack again instead of this annoying fuck.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Ok I finally got who Channing reminds me of. His looks go beyond "speshul". Anyone remember the banjo kid from Deliverance? THAT'S who he reminds me of!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 7:50pm.
Adam Scott has an immensely punchable face. So does Jonah Hill. Channing Tatum is a snoozefest to me.
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LOL! ITA!
Adam Scott is funny.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 5:40pm.
"In 2000, Tatum was first cast as a dancer in Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" music video"
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I just watched that video. God that man was hot.
ITA with Impertinent Vixen, btw, that Adam Scott's face needs punching. He was godawful on that godawful "Tell Me You Love Me", and I can't believe he's still getting work.
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 8:03pm.
Fishy, it depends on the context of the situation Evil Shoe met him, but if you're directly working with a person even for a few days, wouldn't you expect for him to learn your name? Why would a celebrity get a free pass on something like that?
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I dunno there are people at my office who have never learned my name even though I see them and say hi to them every day. shrug
Jonah Hill is fattening up again, ever so gradually.
Am I the only one who thinks Channing Tatum looks like Alfred E. Newman?
salacious, I was just posting that he was personable. No freakout over the name thing. That's pretty cool about TM and the call center
ETA grammar corrections. Damn touchpad keyboard.
Hey fishsticksfan, yeah he was here in the Bay Area filming the stripper movie. He really was nice :)
*blankface* Now we have The Spring Breakers filming here...Justin Bieber was here visiting Selena Gomez ...
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 7:35pm.
I met Tatum a few times here in Fl while he was filming, I was working where he was. He was genuinely nice and remembered my name after the second time I saw him. *shrugs*
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Really? Aww that's so sweet.
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Fishy, it depends on the context of the situation Evil Shoe met him, but if you're directly working with a person even for a few days, wouldn't you expect for him to learn your name? Why would a celebrity get a free pass on something like that?
I used to work at a call center where Tobey Maguire was a customer. Whenever I took his phone calls, he'd remember my name, but I wasn't going to say "OMG, that's awesome, thanks so much for remembering my name!!". He was polite and sounded nice on the phone, but we never really chit-chatted.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Adam Scott has an immensely punchable face. So does Jonah Hill. Channing Tatum is a snoozefest to me.
Why am I in this post????
*wanders off*
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 5:40pm.
Gardening Girl:
I had to put on my Detective Latoya hat about this fuckery and Wikipedia has explained it to me now. According to the site...
"In 2000, Tatum was first cast as a dancer in Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" music video"
That explains it all. And like a famous comedian once said, 'It's not how many dicks you suck. It's WHICH dicks you suck!"
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LOL! Speaking of Geffen, that reminds me of Sean William Scott.
It seems Tatum-girl's career on the way up, but just like Sean's, his ass can only take so many career bumps.
It won't be long before younger, more willing and better looking heaux take his place in the casting couches around Hwood, don't you think?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 7:35pm.
I met Tatum a few times here in Fl while he was filming, I was working where he was. He was genuinely nice and remembered my name after the second time I saw him. *shrugs*
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Really? Aww that's so sweet.
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
Mrs Patrick Campbell is a tiresome twat that needs to be banned from here stat. Its "posts" also stink up datalounge.
I met Tatum a few times here in Fl while he was filming, I was working where he was. He was genuinely nice and remembered my name after the second time I saw him. *shrugs*
How come Mrs. Patrick Campbell hasn't said anything about Tatum-girl yet?
(I also think of Tatum O'neal when I see his name)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Breakdown, answer is - double ended dildo! :D
I don't think he's even especially hot. He looks a bit "special", no offense to the mentally challenged.
Only movie I saw him in was Public Enemies and he tried so hard to butch it up. The boy's one glitter tattoo away from being the banana sling dancer at Factory. He must be power bottoming around Hwood for roles. Poor thing.
Gardening Girl:
I had to put on my Detective Latoya hat about this fuckery and Wikipedia has explained it to me now. According to the site...
"In 2000, Tatum was first cast as a dancer in Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" music video"
That explains it all. And like a famous comedian once said, 'It's not how many dicks you suck. It's WHICH dicks you suck!"
My only question is how he did not get electrocuted bumping asses with Ricky Martin? Because you know they're both bottoms fighting over the traffic cone to insert in their asses!
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My thoughts on Channing Tatum - he obviously sucked on the right dicks in Hollywood cos a great six pack can only take you so far.
I think Jonah is cuter now than he was when he dropped all that weight. He looked weird, gaunt and unhealthy to me. As long as he doesn't gain back more, I like him much better heavier (and frankly, I think he'll work more at this weight).
Sweetas! My only question is where is the "Gay" tag for this post? Too obvious?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Haha Deb! You know, I know, we ALL know lol.
I think J Harvey put it best with "Because that was quite a jump from 'having fun on the set' to 'I want a rubber Channing Tatum ass to fuck'"
Adam Scott is ok in my book. He was in two of my favorite things, Piranha 3D and Parks an Recreation. I'm not familiar with Tatum so I really can't say.
I was feeling part of the scenery
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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 4:26pm.
A: Hi, how are you?
B: Not gay, thanks, but I do pillow fight with my girlfriends and skinny dip with my costars.
*side eye*
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HAHAHAHA!!!
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Jonah looks like he is putting weight on again. Did he lose weight by exercise or did he have a gastric bypass/lap band?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 03/17/2012 - 3:04pm.
True heauxz think alike!
Now granted, I wouldn't kick him out of my bed. But then again, i would not do anything to get him IN it. And if I *did* hit it, I probably wouldn't tell anyone, because then I'd be accused of fucking the 'short bus people'!
OMG ROTFLMAO!
Jonah Hill is getting tubby again. If you don't watch what you eat after gastric bypass you can gain it back again. Look at Randy Jackson and Al Roker.
Hahaha Hekki and Breaky I have the same mash up in my head! Anyhor, what is with these people jumping into gay secks in interviews? (Miss McCain's little "I'm not a lesbian revelation)
A: Hi, how are you?
B: Not gay, thanks, but I do pillow fight with my girlfriends and skinny dip with my costars.
*side eye*
I'd certainly let Channing Tatum sit on my face.