Johnny Depp And Ashley Olsen Might Have Spent The Night Together
Vanessa Paradis sort of kind of denied that VaJohnny was over, but the rumor that she's staying home with the chirruns while he's out there being a drunk slut is still around. The latest rumor from InTouchWeekly (aka The Grain of Salt Times) is that Johnny spent the night in the den of a Trollsen and didn't want anybody to know about it. On February 26th, Johnny slid into Ashley Olsen's Tribeca troll chambers and tried to make a slick escape the next day by exiting out an office building connected to her apartment building. An e-mail went around to office workers telling them that Johnny was coming through because he wanted to escape from the paps. But a source says that the truth is Johnny didn't want anybody to know he was up in a Trollsen's cave.
It turns out the star, 48, was secretly leaving 23-years younger Ashley’s loft after a sneak slumber party. Arriving in the afternoon of February 26, Johnny hunkered down in Ashley’s Tribeca digs until noon the next day — nearly 24 hours later. “It was quiet in her apartment, like it was just the two of them in there,” an insider recalls, and though no one outside can know what happened, “It didn’t seem like it was just a visit between friends.”Whatever the twosome were up to during their overnighter, it certainly left Johnny exhausted. When the star finally left the next day, “he looked like he was out of it,” an onlooker said.
This doesn't make sense for so many reasons. The main one being that if Johnny was up there having drunken, stoned greasy hobo mole rat sex with Ashley Olsen, it wouldn't be quiet in her apartment. The cloud of oily stank wafting off of them as they bumped wet parts would set off the carbon monoxide detector and the sight of those two going at it would make every rat in the building run for their lives. It would be like a scene out of the Rats of NIMH. So yeah, I don't buy it. But if it did happen, now would be a perfect time for Johnny to play that celebrity "going to rehab for exhaustion" card.
via Lainey
Yay! One of the Olsen twins finally broke a hymen.
Ita Weezy.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
he's lucky he didn't wind up dead like Heath
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What Rick James said.
Well, she is the less slimy of the two. Not that that says much. What is wrong w/ him? Didn't he pride himself on not being a part of this Hollywood bullshit? Way to tank your rep. Nice work!
I bet he was just doing research for Tim Burton's Full House re-boot.
VaJohnny, LMAO!
Johnny was over there for a drug or two. He was NOT hitting Keebler Elfin' magic poon. Everyone knows those two fuckin' sprites have the best blow this side of the Mississippi.
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OH NO! Is this proof?
http://icydk.com/2012/02/27/johnny-depps-style-confusing-or-cool/
Eh. Gross.
Johnny certainly has a type, doesn't he?
What ba-buttons said. They are not doing fucky times.
That's what I was thinking ba-buttons. I don't find the Trollsens attractive at all. Yes, she's loaded, but so is Johnny. Can any dudes out there tell me what the appeal may be? 'Cause they're so petite, the drugs, what?
That makes my heart hurt.
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How awkward.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
oh G-d no.
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I guess this is our last goodbye
And you don't care, so I won't cry
But you'll be sorry when I'm dead
And all this guilt will be on your head
-The Police
Pretentious twat.
She's awful, too.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!