Friday, March 30th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 29th!
Kim K's regulars calculate the odds of getting kidney failure before she's satisfied. - MrsPotatoHead
Runners-up:
Let's see if I have the formula right....size of penis - underpants + tightness of pants = bulge to beltbuckle ratio....Mike, we gotta get tighter pants or smaller belt buckles. - TFBuckFutter
Jessica Simpson's Amniotic Fluid Relief Team practice for the big day. - BaconSlut
This is what the script for "Good Will Hunting" looked like before Matt Damon's input. - parissucksliterally
via Gravy Holocaust
What to tell the wife when she asks what took you and Willie so long.
Pi R Scared
Sergio Valente's first bout with fame didn't come from designing jeans.
Remember class: I before E except after Pee.
The only time when cock meets brain.
Barbie said, "Math is Hard."
Ken said, "It's thick too."
A 2 + B 2 = 2 Homos in the urinal
Good Will Pissing
The PI-84 calculator tested well, but the graphing feature had a lot to be desired.
Looks like Left Said Fred will be Right Said Fred's bottoms up bitch tonight for losing yet again in the Who's Getting Laid Multip-iss-cation contest.
This is why I've fuckin' had it with Williamsburg.
The secret code used to be so easy, a simple tapping of the foot. Now it's like the damn pythagorean theorem!
Chalk on top, golden shower on the bottom - Lindsay and Courtney were very excited about the party's theme until they walked into the venue.
Using comparative theory, men try to prove an inch equals a mile.
The condom machine was out, so Roger and Frank had to use the rhythm method to figure out if they would be getting lucky or unlucky that night.
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
Failed ad campaign:
Urine Jordache Now!
Magnum Pee Eye
Pornstache Mike on the right is taking down his measurements to buy a new pair of Jordache jeans.
This is what happens when you let Kim Kardashian teach a night class at the local community center.
As usual, it always turns into a pissing contest with these two.
Guys, no matter the math, you still have a small dick.
Let's see if I have the formula right....size of penis - underpants + tightness of pants = bulge to beltbuckle ratio....Mike, we gotta get tighter pants or smaller belt buckles.
The elderly couple apologizes for accidentally posting Spike Lee's phone number on the men's room wall.
Let's see...if condoms cost 25 cents each and Jersey Shore hookers are a dime a dozen...
Two well-dressed men with tight jeans and mustaches, standing directly next to each other at a row of otherwise empty urinals? You do the math.
Why girls stink at math.
It probably wasn't a good idea to make Tom Cruise teacher for a day....
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She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
~Oscar Wilde
Kim K's regulars calculate the odds of getting kidney failure before she's satisfied.
This is what the script for "Good Will Hunting" looked like before Matt Damon's input.
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He stole my heart like a thief in the night
Dulled my senses and blurred my sight
And I used to love him but now I don't
I used to love him but now I don't
Yeah, timestables are fine, but do you know the formula for watersports?
E=Pissoir-Squared!
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Dukes of Hazzard 2012: The Boys Get Schooled
Reichen Lehmkuhl and Rodiney Santiago are hating their decision to join VH1's Couple's Therapy. Who knew?
Duggar homeschooling.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.