Adam Levine And Anne V Aren't Doing It Anymore
Anne V's belly button is breathing a sigh of relief, because it will no longer get hit with a load of Adam Levine's douche chowder when he practices his fool-proof birth control method by pulling out. Anne V tells E! News that Adam Levine has pulled out of her for a final time and they're done FOREVER! I know, the cherubs are pulling out arrows to shoot themselves in the heart, because a rock star breaking up with a model tells us that the sanctity of marriage is a falsity! This is the statement Anne V shot into E! News the same way Adam's peen shoots into a hotel towel:
"Adam and I have decided to separate in an amicable and supportive manner. We still love and respect each other as friends. I wish him all the best."
Anne V went on to say, "But I won't miss holding in a queef FOR MY LIFE every time his stupid ass pulls out really fast."
Even though Anne V is the epitome of grace and demureness (Exhibit: EVERYTHING), she can not compete with the true holder of Adam Levine's heart:
Oh yes, that's Blake Shelton saying "He doesn't pull out with me, hunty!" with his eyes and pucker. So try not to fall over in shock when Blake eventually announces he's quitting his wife Miranda Lambert. Although, Blake should divorce Miranda for the sole fact that she has huge chunky lowlights in her hair and the year is not 2001.
Here's Blake dreaming of Adam while giving his trophy a dry handy at the Country Music Awards last night.
it truly is a sad day for the pull-out method
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Paperweights these two... Adam, only with Blake there too *disgusted* ;)
Uptown James, lol so right, his place looked like a douche pad!
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Submitted by Uptown James on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 11:27pm.
I used to have the hots for Adam Levine till I saw his house in Architectural Digest. The colors are too dark; textures are heavy, depressing.
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Just googled his house. I don't like dark colors on walls, generally--unless they're used very sparingly--but his is one of the classier celeb joints I've seen, compared to the travesties on MTV Cribs. All the money in the world, and the celebs on that show can't be bothered to hire an interior designer? smh.
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Him and his band have a horrible JBL commerical that plays incessantly in my cabletv area. He's just so full of himself and Xtina will be humping on him in 3, 2, ..
I used to have the hots for Adam Levine till I saw his house in Architectural Digest. The colors are too dark; textures are heavy, depressing.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
BTW, Blake's tattoo is barbed wire and deer tracks.
I love Miranda Lambert. She seems so damn normal.
Yes, Adam Levine looks the type to cum and run...but I can't help it. I'd hit that shit seven ways to Sunday.
I love Miranda. I think Blake may have divorced his ex so he could be with her. This is in no way the same situation as the Eddie Cibrian/LeAnn/Brandy situation though.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 3:25pm.
I don't know what anyone sees in Adam Levine. He looks like a creep who will strangle you unconscious while he's cumming.
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hahaha ITA!
As for pudgie Miranda - the bitch better hang on tight to her man...she's knows exactly how she got him....
this just made the small ping on my gaydar a little louder. hmm.
some of you are a little touchy today. might i suggest a glass of wine, a xanax and a toke or two? or perhaps a personal massage? i'd so do it but uh you know. that can't reach through the pc thing.
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Submitted by BostonMike on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 3:31pm.
And your point is?
My "point" is perfectly coherent. Sorry you're a dumb fuck who can't read.
I'd put duct tape over his mouth, and then I so would. Over and over and over and over again. *bows head in shame*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
He's attractive, but I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot stick.
As contradictory as this may sound, people who know they are hot are not hot. To me, that cover is a total turn-off.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I don't know what anyone sees in Adam Levine. He looks like a creep who will strangle you unconscious while he's cumming.
And that's bad because?
I don't know what anyone sees in Adam Levine. He looks like a creep who will strangle you unconscious while he's cumming.
And your point is?
When I first saw Blake I thought he was a tall drink of water but then he opened his mouth. His personality is so dull. I'd much rather be with Adam as I feel he has more brain cells than that inbred cuntry boy.
That's the only picture I've ever seen of this broad where she looks vaguely attractive; otherwise, she looks like a man. He looks like a whiny ass douchetard. I can't stand his voice or his face.
urmomma, LOL HANDS OFF, HARPY!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Ophelia, LOL thaks!!! that was so cute, I wuv him!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Don't watch the show but the big blond dude the "which of these dudes would you rather let stick the tip in?" wins the contest.
Adam Levine is a dick. I can tell.
Both of their music sucks so hard, it isn't even describable.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:56pm.
LOL at the video!! I fucking HATE the sound of Reba's voice
me too and her odd face reminds me of an overgrown elf.
LMAO at CTH! Me, too. Me, too.
I would climb Blake like a billy goat...*chews on beltbuckle*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Margo on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:44pm.
Tats = Street Cred. He gets around.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Street cred??? Are you kidding me? Tattoos, especially those worn by the current generation, DO NOT indicate 'street cred' or 'toughness'
The only 'streets' this chinless wimpster knows have names like 'Butternut Court' and 'Deer Meadow Lane' and his lame ass tats don't cover up the fact that he has little, skinny girly arms.
I served in the military and had my ass kicked by the biggest and the best. I fancy myself a tough, old dog. Yet, most curiously, I have no tattoos. Perhaps because I never felt the need to desperately and constantly reassure myself that I was 'cool' or 'tough'.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Slurpee..ikr.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 2:01pm.
LOL! I wouldn't even yell back. I'd just run to my car hiding my face.
I'd fuck it, then deny it.
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I have never loved life so much.
Miranda is really fat and that hair is just yuck all the way.
Adam Levine is just hot as hell.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:36pm.
I think his tattoos are sexy, too. He's a douche of the highest order and I hate to admit it, but I would probably hate fuck him. I'd hate myself afterwards and never admit I was with him.
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Yeah, but I'd be that asshole that would catch you doing the walk of shame the morning after and scream, 'HEYYYYYY PORNSTAR!!!! NICE HAIR!!!!LOOKIN' GOOD!!! SHAKE THAT MONEYMAKER!!!'
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
He reeks of tiny meat. Any time a celeb says they don't care if anyone thinks they're gay, it's pretty much a *wink* *wink* 'open for business boys' type thing. Plus, his music makes me want to dig for my Kenny Loggins records.
And what did Reba do to her face? She's got that perma-smile/Joker thing going on.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:47pm.
LOL at the video!! I fucking HATE the sound of Reba's voice.... uhg. Taylor had quite a bit of makeup on, looked pretty slutty... in other words, HOT.
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
Blake Shelton looks like Eric Dane's unattractive younger brother and Leonardo DiCaprio's ugly cousin.
Miranda Lambert pretty much admitted to banging Blake back when he was married to his first wife on Behind the Music.
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Anne has a great rack.
That's all I got. I think the tattoos are hot but I have a theory that the bigger the douche the worse in bed they are. So I wouldn't.
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Sounds mean but...I think Blake's too cute for Miranda, and they both know it. Apparently he was married to someone else when they first hooked up, and now she's got him but has to keep an eye on his wayward ass.
I think Blake Shelton would have potential to be attractive, if I didnt have that memory of him whe he was still wearing that mullet 7 years ago.
As for Mr. Pull-out, rule of thumb, if you would fuck em but don't know why, lousy sex is almost guaranteed. I have proven this theory in my younger years after extensive research.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
They are ugly in the same sinewy way. Too bad they can't share it anymore. Next.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:36pm.
I think his tattoos are sexy, too. He's a douche of the highest order and I hate to admit it, but I would probably hate fuck him. I'd hate myself afterwards and never admit I was with him.
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ditto.
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:27pm.
all these celebs always write the same sh(t " We still love and respect each other as friends"
yeahhhhhhhhh sure. I've told all my ex's "Imma put you in the fuck off folder of my life"
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That's awesome! LOL
Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:32pm.
Yeah, so much for that "most stable relationship in my life" bullshit.
I find Blake AND Miranda really unattractive. They look alike and have weird scruntchy faces.
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If you think their scrunchy face is bad imagine what their big "o" faces look like!!
uuuuunnnnngggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Lofl Weezy.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Tats = Street Cred. He gets around.
Is it me, or does Anne look a little Nicole Kidman-ish in this pic?
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@Snowy hehe found it
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/67860406.html
http://thechronicleherald.ca/sites/default/files/imagecache/ch_article_m...
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:32pm.
Yeah, so much for that "most stable relationship in my life" bullshit.
I find Blake AND Miranda really unattractive. They look alike and have weird scruntchy faces.
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I like her simply because she looks like the type to come home after a busy day, rip open a beer or two and slug it down with a nice greasy burger without feeling the least bit guilty. That said, I have absolutely no idea about her music and couldn't tell her song from a Nickelback one.
miz cynical...he actually did say that (about the pulling out method being his choice for birth control). Ew. And I thought it was a well known fact that he was bi? Or is that just something from my made-up world? Lol
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Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:27pm.
I've told all my ex's "Imma put you in the fuck off folder of my life"
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HAHAHA! One thousand YESes to that. My folder is more of an accordion file. With tabs.