Afternoon Crumbs
Vanity Fair's awkward "Women in Television" cover is nothing without Ma from Ma's Roadhouse - Celebitchy
Nice try, Blake NotSoLively, but Salma Hayek's Nina Hagen wig is where my eyes want to be - Lainey Gossip
Country music joins the rest of the world in hating Ashton Kutcher - The Superficial
Spaz de la Huerta should really teach bottoms on Grindr how to really sell that ass - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
It's only been about a quick minute so of course it's time for another Blue Lagoon remake - Hollywood Tuna
FYI: Bruno Mars has not left the closet - Towleroad
Hilary Duff is one of those mothers posting pictures of her baby's feet while thinking it looks like art and shit - ICYDK
It took me a few seconds to realize this was a DirecTV commercial and not an ad on public access for a personals chat line - Popoholic
I don't know what this says about me (SPOILER ALERT: It says I have no life), but I just spent a good 2 minutes staring at RPattz's flowy pitt hair - Popsugar
The joke will be on Katy Perry when the Health Department shuts her house down after finding out that Russell Brand infected every room with his skankness - IDLYITW
Foghorn Leghorn and Chicken Hawk go for a romantic stroll in NYC - Crunk + Disorderly
JLo and her boy toy play a game of pin the Tail on the Donkey Booty - Just Jared
Rosie O'Donnell's house looks like Pottery Barn shit all up in it - The Berry
Which one is Vinnie again? - I'm Not Obsessed
Sarah Palin managed to make Ann Unflavored Curry look interesting on Today this morning - The Daily What
Kate Moss is always ready to party (see: undone belt) - Hollywood Rag
Baby knows true talent when she see it - Cityrag
Please tell me this is just a dramatization of Lindsay Lohan's life - Videogum
I made an account just to say I was Clare Danes stand in on a film a few years ago and she's the worst. Now, everyone has a bad day. But there is NO excuse for being introduced and she couldn't even return my "hi, nice to meet you.". She didn't even nod. The PA who intoduced us and I just there while she glanced at me and went right back to her conversation. Never said "thank you" either, which nearly every other actress I've ever stood in for has done.
Thanks for letting me get that off my chest!
If Abbey Lee had been on the cover of "Vanity Fair" I may have bought it!!
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lmao at someone calling Ashton K a "Ten Gallon Ass-Hat"
Submitted by Versailles on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 5:52am.
Michelle Dockery is awful! She almost ruined Downton Abbey for me by looking like a forty year old haggard ice queen.
Or I may be biased by my extreme hate for lady Mary.
Team Edith!
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hehehe she does seem rather constipated most of the time eh? That aside I LOVE Downton! Shirley Maclain will play her aunt next season. The snarky repartee between her and Maggie Smith will be delicious.
For such a grand house, Rosie's furnishings are kinda shabby looking. Did she buy everything from IKEA? If you want an IKEA house, don't buy that kind of place and bring it down to IKEA level. That house is really elegant and very expensive, so the interior should at least try and mirror that.
And when the heck is Vanity Fair going to do this kind of article with scantily clad men draped around a bedroom and wrapped naked in sheets. I would totally buy that one.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
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Michelle Dockery is awful! She almost ruined Downton Abbey for me by looking like a forty year old haggard ice queen.
Or I may be biased by my extreme hate for lady Mary.
Team Edith!
I still can't believe that I live in a world where RPatz is "hot"
One of the new movie titles unveiled in Cannes this week was a Starz original called Jersey Shore Shark Attack. Which can only be summed up as Shakespeare in board shorts. It'll be a shoe in for next year's Golden Globes.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:53pm.
Michelle Dockery is my second cousin. We come from excellent Athlone "fuck a heifer" stock.
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Athlone, eh? I used to have a bf from there.
"Shalikla!"
Last I checked, the gazillionaires are doing pretty fucking well in this economy. Besides, the real estate market for millionaires has always been completely independent of the real estate market for plebes. Plus, it's a mansion in Miama, lots of rich south americans and europeans want to live there.
Having said that, Rosie's house is without a doubt the dullest looking rich person's house EVER. Calling that pottery barn shit is way too nice. This house is proof positive that lesbian chic is a total oxymoron. Under all those white slip covers, I expect to see lots of Dacron(c) plaid furniture from Sears.
please vanity fair, use some more fonts and more text - there's still visible bedding. ugly and cliche cover, they all look waxy, plastic and all appear to be the same age (whatever that is). plus the woman on the bottom looks like she randomly crawled in.
Yes, Spaz could teach bottoms a thing or two, so can everyone else after seeing that. Again!
Rpatz doesn't look half bad. (Exhibit: Russell Brand) ;]
And OMG HOLY LUCKY lorry driver! :O
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I can't believe someone approved that tacky cover for Vanity Fair.
Did I read the price tag correctly on that house Rosie is trying to tell? What an IDIOT if she thinks she'll get that price.
Isn't this the annual Vanity Fair issue where everyone complains that all the actresses on the cover are white? (oh wait...there's one minority this time!) Not that I give a flaming eff either way.
Hilary Duff has been a surprisingly non-annoying celebrity mom so far. I'm impressed. Keep it up, and don't go into Alicia Silverstone earth mother food-regurgitation territory, plz.
Russell and Katy both must've been higher than a kite when they signed their marriage license. There's really no other conceivable explanation.
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The chick at the bottom looks like Vanilla Gorilla's (ex?) piece.
Rosie O'Donnell never reads a newspaper so I'm not surprised she never heard about the real estate crash, or that its epicenter was in Florida. That uneducated pig is never gonna sell that house at that price. She's delusional.
On a happy note: it is so, so much fun to watch her being taken down in slow motion by that young golddigger and being too thick to see it for herself. It's schadenfreude-tastic!!!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
Ashton's behavior at the CMAs just proves the adage, "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while."
Claire Danes is a big boned fat girl waiting to explode. She's been holding it in for years, but it's inevitable.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
I don't know about the rest of the Vanity Fair girls but Emily Deschanel and Kat Dennings totally do it for me!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 8:46pm.
More on the Samantha Black idiocy:
"This bile just proves I'm right."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/The-Im-beautiful-backl...
No, really.
"If Brad Pitt were to say: 'Yes, I'm a good-looking fella,' then the world would nod sagely in agreement. But if Angelina Jolie uttered something along those lines, she'd be subject to the same foaming-at-the-mouth onslaught hurled at me yesterday."
Er, no. Angelina is annoying, sure, but she is actually beautiful.
Now that I think of it, did this beast just compare herself to Angelina Jolie?
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That woman should have written her article for The Onion. It seemed like the best piece of satire on the web. Poor thing.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
I thought Claire Danes was January Jones at first.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
More on the Samantha Black idiocy:
"This bile just proves I'm right."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/The-Im-beautiful-backl...
No, really.
"If Brad Pitt were to say: 'Yes, I'm a good-looking fella,' then the world would nod sagely in agreement. But if Angelina Jolie uttered something along those lines, she'd be subject to the same foaming-at-the-mouth onslaught hurled at me yesterday."
Er, no. Angelina is annoying, sure, but she is actually beautiful.
Now that I think of it, did this beast just compare herself to Angelina Jolie?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 7:41pm.
What in ham-fisted hell did the photoshopper do to Michelle Dockery's left shoulder?
Yeah!! And where are the outtakes?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I swear I thought Michelle Dockery was Sasha Grey in that picture.
What in ham-fisted hell did the photoshopper do to Michelle Dockery's left shoulder?
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Movie that was so bad the first time the remake can't be worse......The Blue Lagoon
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:48pm.
I really hope Rosie's Hammerhead shark is just a fake. Hammerheads are endangered.
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So are beautiful non-STD infested women. You are proof of that.
AWWWWW DAWG! I'M JUST JOKING! I LOVE YOU!
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I saw Michelle Dockery in some movie where Kate Hudson performs with an execrable Irish brogue, and I couldn't get my mind to accept that she wasn't Lady Mary. It was jarring, because she has a crazy sex scene.
I love Lady Mary's character.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:48pm.
I really hope Rosie's Hammerhead shark is just a fake. Hammerheads are endangered.
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So are beautiful non-STD infested women. You are proof of that.
AWWWWW DAWG! I'M JUST JOKING! I LOVE YOU!
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Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:52pm.
Eh?
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Michelle Dockery is my second cousin. We come from excellent Athlone "fuck a heifer" stock.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 6:48pm.
Yeah, I keep a quagga in my backyard!
Julianna Margulies and Michele Dockery are both gorgeous. Sophia Vergara gets on my nerves with her Charo schtick. Claire Danes was OK in 'Homeland', even if the writing was pretty pedantic--- not her fault though. But for some odd reason, her face reminds me of a thumb.
I really hope Rosie's Hammerhead shark is just a fake. Hammerheads are endangered.
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No, I can't say I like TV more than movies. I prefer the latter usually.
Watching the Today show with Palin on it was atrocious. I wanted to strangle Palin and I think Curry did too. I just think Curry knew that Palin was there for ratings and felt like she hasn't earned her right to be there, journalistic-wise.
My favorite segment was when they asked some experts about young girls' self - esteem and how girls on reality tv aren't role models, etc. Hilarious! Palin tried justifying the reality show/role model thing. It was just interesting. I can't wait to see what Joel Mchale does with this material!
Ugh to Rosie's furniture. As Patsy's sis on AbFab says "Not as vulgar as I expected" but still in a white room with white tile and chrome and windows you just don't throw together brown kitchen table chairs.
And gee, what was CBS's Asston doing at CBS's CMA show. I'll work hard on it.
Oh wow-unlike with films, they admitted there are minorities on TV. VF is so progressive... *eyeroll*
NO MORE ARMPIT PICTURES!!! AARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!
HAHAHAHA Kate!! Um, XYZ PDQ. ZZZZZZZZIIIIPPP ZZZZZZIIIPPP
Nothing, even Palin, can make Curry interesting. NOTHING!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Why the heck is Claire Daines in between Julianne and Sofia?!!! She is fug!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
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Bruno Mars is an ugly midget with an annoying voice.
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According to multiple people I have met on set Bruno Mars is straight, a cokehead and a sloppy drunk. Within a week 3 different people told me stories of him being coked up and sluring words and grabbing at women in a few bars.
She's got a great figure, but I don't think Sofia Vergara's face is all that. Is it just me?
Lady Mary!!! Grandmother will NOT approve!
That baby applauds pole dancer video is hilarious.