Tuesday, April 3rd 2012

Kate Winslet Calls Leonardo DiCaprio A Fat Bitch, Sort Of

Since Leonardo DiCatchAHo is busy trolling Victoria's Secret casting calls for his next piece, Kate Winslet has to do promo stuff for Titanic 3D by herself and ho is on fire. Kate is that bitch (aka YOU) at her 15th high school reunion who has a glass of the sweet nectar permanently attached to her hand and farts at the mouth about how much she hated their class song and how everyone looks like shit with love handles. So when Kate brought her Don't Give A Fuck tour to Daybreak (via Daily Mail), she didn't hold back when joking about how much she and Leo have changed since she let go of his hand 15 years ago:

"We do look very different, we’re older. Leo’s 37, I’m 36 – we were 21 and 22 when we made that film. You know, he’s fatter now – I’m thinner. It’s true though!"

It's true that 1997 Leo looked like the kind of beautifully androgynous twink that Hilary Swank might play in a biopic and 2012 Leo looks like his eyes shrunk while his face grew. But I don't know what Kate is trying to say here. If Kate is trying to say she looks hotter now, then I need her to draw me wearing this and only this, because that is not true. 1997 Kate could totally beat 2012 Kate in a beauty pageant. But I'm only saying that because I've always had a thing for white cholas in chokers.

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Kate is a great actress. Titanic would have never been so successful if she weren't Rose. But Kate should better check out her top 10 best performances and try to top 10 leonardo dicaprio movies. Inception guy is the best actor..

2012 Kate looks pretty great to me. http://m.askmen.com/celebs/women/actress_60/87_kate_winslet.html

Anyway, Kate was just joking.

Leo's always been a cutie, but he's let himself go a bit.

IWannaBeMonicaBellucci's picture

Nah, they're best friends. She's joking. Lighten up.

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RandéSleepover's picture

Like Gatsby, Leo is dissolute and hollow inside. That's why he hangs out with supermodels, his pussy posse, and his mom.

Kate needs a filter and a bit of gratitude.

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WinterOwl22's picture

She's older than him? She looked much older than him in Titanic.

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Lory's picture

Oh come on... The only reason Leo gets away with being a fat ass is not because of his talent, it's because he is a man. I bet that if it was the other way around (Kate the fat one), people would be criticizing her for being such a disgusting pig... Talented or not...

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literarylioness's picture

I HATED that movie the first time it came out! Leo DiCrapio always has a bloated face like he just got off a bender. He has ZERO sex appeal for me, but Kate has major issues about her body. Between these comments and the ones about plastic surgery, she really needs a shrink.

Leo's not fat, just has face bloat; like he starts off the day with a highball and a fag.

I think Kate was just trying to be funny and came off snarky. Like me much of the time.

jsl48813's picture

I remember when Titanic came out and I was telling my friends that they did not look the same age, and the whole seduction in the car scene was so goofy and weird to me because she looked like 15 years older than him and he looked like a West Hollywood bottom.

Time sure has erased that seeming age gap, huh? Kate looks great, so does Leo, but that gut he sports around when he's not working is gross.

Fell asleep in theater during the original. They both look like they are the prettier relatives of Samantha Brick.

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@kiki, thanks...haha...I knew there had to be someone else out there. I thought the storyline was interesting enough; it has a terrific all-star cast (Damon, DiCaprio, Wahlberg, Nicholson, Vera Farmiga) with a fantastic director (Scorcese), but they just didn't mesh, somehow. The whole movie felt forced to me, and the ending sucked.

I wish Hollywood would stop trying to make The Great Boston Movie. The Town was awful. Can't we all agree on Good Will Hunting (or maybe Mystic River, that was pretty good too) and call it a day?

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"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:44am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 10:42am.

LOL! I just HATE her!"

Flames on the side of my face, yo.

"I actually thought the Departed was overrated. I know I'm the only person, ever, who thinks this (dodges tomatoes)."

Nope, you're not the only one. I LOATHED that movie. So overrated and totally Hollywood version of Boston. Nope. Just no. Such crap. Also Jack Nicholson and his dope-nap, marble-mouthed performance can suck it. And the Coke Zero version of the Whitey Bulger story can suck it. The real story is fascinating and would make legit great crime movie. In summation, fuck that movie.
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stake_spike's picture

What the... she's actually younger? How the fuck did that happen? I always thought she was at least 10 years older than him. I mean he looks 15 in that movie and she looks 30's.

rosehips69's picture

Wonky McValtrex (Paris Hilton).
Spaz deLaWhoreta (Paz de la Huerta).
Leonardo DiCatchaHo

MK, it needs to be said again, is a fucking evil genius.

I never realized that she was this small when younger (link below). She doesn't look that different now beyond losing some baby weight, but I understand feeling like a fat girl vs. actually being one. As someone who was a fat kid, I totally understand this obsession and delusional thinking. She wasn't that much "fatter" than DiCatchaHo. Hollywood, including her costar at the time, is obsessed with models, and she let it get to her at an early age. Working with him might have had something to do it, but it's more about her than what he looked like/looked at.

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/o/oscars_11/crazy/kate_winslet.jpg

Scott in NYC's picture

Ah, Leonardo, he of zero charm or appeal. But Kate just gets more beautiful every minute. She was gorgeous in "Titanic" and she's stunning now!

I kind of love her for saying this. Hey, it's true - she IS thinner and he IS fatter. He is also smug and overrated.

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Bree's picture

Leo is actually a really great actor and deserves more credit than he gets. The Departed, Inception, Shutter Island, Blood Diamond, Revolutionary Road, Catch Me If You Can, The Basketball Diaries, What's Eating Gilbert Grape....all good movies. What has Kate done since Titanic that's been so great that her ex-husband wasn't involved in? I don't think he's fatter I just think he grew into himself, he was a scrawny kid when they made that movie ages ago. God, she's a bitch.

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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 4:13pm.

Really, the only reason why he's famous still because there were millions of horny teenagers who used to lust after him in his spreads for Teen Beat who grew up to become horny women who lust after him in his spreads for GQ.

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Jesus Christ! lol... Can we procreate, Sal?

justincase's picture

Kate is a bitch. What! Hahahaha because she looked better as a chola.

Bossy's picture

She's thinner now, sure. But she wasn't so fat then and so thin now that a comment about it was necessary. Especially one that was negative towards her fellow actor. Look Kate, you can always lose weight but you can't lose bitchiness.

MommytoaLittleMan's picture

Wait...back it up!! Didn't he call her fat when they were working on Titanic together!? Thought I read that somewhere...if so, he has it coming!! I like his acting but he seems like a Douche in real life!!

TimberSteen's picture

I'm 25 now and it kind of freaks me out that I am older than they were when they made Titanic- they looked so young. I so vividly remember pinning Tiger Beat posters of Leo on my wall at age 11. *sighs wistfully*

I don't get Kate's ongoing body issues. Yes, she's never been one of the million anorexic actresses in Hollywood but that's what made her so sexy. She was not fat by any stretch of the imagination and her face was gorgeous. Now she looks hard and stretched thin. If she would ditch the bottle blonde look and the botox and gain a few pounds she'd look so much better.

Bossy's picture

@salacious, I'm going to have to disagree with you. I think Leo is a fantastic actor.

TimberSteen's picture

I'm 25 now and it kind of freaks me out that I am older than they were when they made Titanic- they looked so young. I so vividly remember pinning Tiger Beat posters of Leo on my wall at age 11. *sighs wistfully*

I don't get Kate's ongoing body issues. Yes, she's never been one of the million anorexic actresses in Hollywood but that's what made her so sexy. She was not fat by any stretch of the imagination and her face was gorgeous. Now she looks hard and stretched thin. If she would ditch the bottle blonde look and the botox and gain a few pounds she'd look so much better.

Ongoing body issues because she's stating the obvious? ?? She said"fatter" not "fat" and she probably said it in jest.

salacious's picture

Actually, well said Kate, she's absolutely right and hopefully he'll be pretty offended by this. I can't think of a bigger overrated, self-absorbed douchenozzle -in fact, he makes Clooney look humble. I fucking hate him and his huge bobble head. What is the difference between this shallow asshole and Joe Francis, really?

But not only is his head ginormous, he sucks at acting too. I can't sit through another of his monotonous line deliveries and the "intense" look in his eyes which he tries to pass for serious acting.

Really, the only reason why he's famous still because there were millions of horny teenagers who used to lust after him in his spreads for Teen Beat who grew up to become horny women who lust after him in his spreads for GQ.

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literarylioness's picture

Everything out of Kate Winslet's mouth is stupid! She should really let her publicity team do all the talking because she sure is dumb. She is a classic example of the old saying, "it's better to be thought ignorant, then to speak and remove all doubt."

Whatever's picture

He's not really fat. She looks much older then 36.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 2:25pm.
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I also think that she had a crush on Leo and he wasnt into her....she is obviously not his type to be blunt. She even said at the tim that he said something about her looking good or something like that because she was down that she gained weight.

I remember she was way fatter at the premiers than in the Movie, who the fuck gains wait before a premiere?

Bunny Rabbit's picture

I loved Sense and Sensibility! For me, it's one of my favorite films ever. IIRC, didn't Ms. Winslet here get her first Oscar nomination for that film? Maybe Titanic made her A-list, but she had already arrived in Hollywood and made an impression a few years earlier.

Catsclaw's picture

I liked her in Sense and Sensibility, which I think was before Titanic. I thought she was gorgeous back then. Not so much now.

Stoney's picture

Leo is pretty awesome in everything. Gilbert Grape, Basketball Diaries, the Departed, etc. Kate was good in Spotless Mind and that one where she gave herself an abortion because she had to keep up with Leo, who was of course amazing in that.
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She should've shut her pighole at "we were 21 and 22 when we made that film." and leave the "he's fat and I'm thin" shit off her dumb comment.

I also have the impression that she had a crush on him and he wasn't into her, so that hurt her feelings.. specially with his "you have to let that fat girl go" comment. I feel pitty for those who are so obsessed with their exterior, specially with things they can't change or takes way too much effort to achieve. These people need constant validation of their self-wrorth looks-wise, they end up sickening everyone around them.

Lastly, I think this trend of draining people's pockets with 3D crap is stupid, and the Titanic movie sucks balls.

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I'm pretty sure that I read that they're good friends. She's probably just making a throwaway comment about her bud and I seriously doubt he gives a shit. Folks here, however, do.

mitzenmama's picture

Isn't that nice - it's like the chubby girl in high school gloating that the popular girl got fat.

IrishFury's picture

UGH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS4OjocfPE4

GAATHAH!

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SANS FARDS's picture

I think both Leo and Kate are great actors--Leo more so. He's had a lot of fantastic roles: Howard Hughes in The Aviator (his best, IMO), What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Marvin's Room, and Catch me If You Can, among others. CMIYC was just plain hella cool.

I actually thought the Departed was overrated. I know I'm the only person, ever, who thinks this (dodges tomatoes). Inception was a cool concept but I was kind of meh about Leo's performance.

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artsy_fartsy's picture

"Yeah, and she's way, way too old to be holding such grudges. Kate, you have made tons of money doing what you love. You have healthy children. You look great (though you need to stop insulting our intelligence about the plastic surgery). Isn't that enough?"

A-friggen-men, SS. Kate has whined about her looks since the very first interview with her I ever read, back in Rolling Stone as soon as Titanic came out. And back then she had a different look to her. Something unique, something almost punk but so girly. I loved her then. Now she looks like every other Hollywood blonde. I don't know that she's thinner now- maybe a little. But back then she was hot in a way that she totally ditched and it's too bad.

And yeah, she has an ego the size of California. At least Leo does his job, is good at it, and keeps his damned mouth shut.

"... Leo does his job ..." Doesn't look like it. Kate's doing ALL the work!

Stoney's picture

Kate has always been a bitch masquerading as someone with a sense of humor. I bet she counts everyone else's awards and tallies them up on a spreadsheet to compare with her own. Her affected voice fucking kills me.
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Kate played in some odd movies like:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & Hideous Kinky. I still did not get that movie at the end.

ditquoi's picture

also, she and Brandy's makeup artists should go to remedial school to learn how to draw eyebrows right...Kate almost looks like she has a unibrow in the later pic.

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Submitted by Sexy Decoy on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 1:15pm.
When did Kate Winslet become such a bitch?

since she started starving herself to lose 3 pounds. the low blood sugar tends to make a person really bitchy.

JoJo's picture

I can't stand either of these two! Leo's got the strangest shaped head (it's too big/round for his body) and Kate has the most enormous ego in Hollywierd. He appears to have the ability to act though, which is more than I can say for Kate.

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