From Marilyn Manson To Axl Rose
Shit stirrer Lana Del Rey left Chateau Marmont the other night with Axl Rose and some think that maybe she's using her signature collagen noodle lips to blow raspberries on his pasty fupa. DJ Ashba of Guns 'n Roses shook his head no to that possibility, but this makes sense since Lana Del Taco has a song called "Axl Rose Husband" and probably has a replica of Stephanie Seymour's really hot November Rain wedding dress hanging in her altar devoted to all things AXL!
If Lana is humping on Axl, then she's a hardcore groupie who is serious about her obsession with his ass. I mean, Axl of the 80s, we'd all hit it. Axl of the 90s, some of us would hit it. Axl of today, I'm the only one (besides Lana's dedicated ass) who would hit it since I'd also hit a bloated middle-aged ticket taker at a third-tier motorcycle show who gets his plastic surgery at the same place he takes his Winnebago for an oil and filter change (which is kind of what Axl looks like).
Lana has gone from Marilyn Manson to Axl Rose, so I wonder who's gonna get Lana Del Laid next? I'm going with the Baha Men or Gerardo.
p.s. someone needs to tell this chick that smoking doesn't help your voice much, especially if you are off-key to start with.
ugh. just trying to wash the thought of kissing Axl Rose and what his breath must be like out of my head!! :P
Did GNR ever release "Chinese Democracy?" lol that album had been in the works for ages...I was wondering if they'd ever get around to actually putting it out there.
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I don't think that's Axl Rose. I think it's some meth smoking carnie they paid to impersonate Axl Rose.
Gerardo - lol - I saw him a while back on some VH1 one hit wonder show. He still looked pretty good, and he seemed to have a good sense of humor about his "Rico Suave" days. I also secretly had the hots for him back then, even as I found his act blatantly repulsive. ;)
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:56pm.
Stephanie Seymour is a pillhead who chose to nearly lose custody of her kids rather than take a drug test that would prove she broke the custody agreement by being high while they were in her care.
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How did she lose custody of her kids? She and Peter Brandt called off their divorce last year, and as far as I can find have never formally divorced. Who has the kids? And isn't one of them 18?
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This was during the divorce - before they called it all off. It seemed every other week they were in Stamford court sniping at each other for something.
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I dated a guy who worked in radio and he got to interview Guns n' Roses. The only guy that showed up was Slash. Although, he was completely drunk, he was very friendly and even shared some of his Jack Daniels with him.
@Whamo and @Sweetas
GnR's stuff still rocks a joint out. My husband's "band" (i.e. bunch of old asses trying to hang onto their yewt-ful days) actually throws down on GnR. Everyone (and even some of the younguns) sing along and does his funky dance and pretends to be Slash.
I had a bit of a lady boner for Duff McKagen back in the day. *punches self in crotch bone*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I'd still hit it! :D
Axl looks fine and he's too good for this bitch!
Shit, if you check out the live G n R shit, they were rocking the crowds! Paradise city was the bomb, idc what y'all say! God, he looks like shit now.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
*LMAO that this thread (so far) is refusing to discuss LDR*
Why is she wearing Mom Jeans?
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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:05pm.
lol Oxygen! Rrrrrrri-co. Oh how I used to love G&R.
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There was a time THEY RULED! They got us from that crappy hair band shit back to full blazing kick ass rock and roll. I saw them once in their heyday and man it was seriously one hell of a concert.
Although Slash was really hot, Axl's fug always cancelled that out. I don't even know these tricks' music at all. I never even heard of Stephanie Seymour before she was famous for frolicking half naked with her teenage son. So this is what she was scissoring 30 years ago?
Isn't Axl famous for his tiny meat (all berry/no twig)? And all that chunky jooree reminds me of those old ladies who are saturated in bad perfume.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:05pm.
lol Oxygen! Rrrrrrri-co. Oh how I used to love G&R. I thought Slash playing his NR guitar solo in the desert wind was the hottest thing ever. *sigh*
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Roll those "r's" girl. LOL
Oh and I still swoon over Slash. Something about him still does it for me. Although I probably start swinging at his hair. I LOATHE my own hair in my face...
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:56pm.
Stephanie Seymour is a pillhead who chose to nearly lose custody of her kids rather than take a drug test that would prove she broke the custody agreement by being high while they were in her care.
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How did she lose custody of her kids? She and Peter Brandt called off their divorce last year, and as far as I can find have never formally divorced. Who has the kids? And isn't one of them 18?
She must like 'em with that alcohol bloated gut and puffy face.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:56pm.
Stephanie Seymour is a pillhead who chose to nearly lose custody of her kids rather than take a drug test that would prove she broke the custody agreement by being high while they were in her care.
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I know. I won't even defend that...even if she was on vacation at the time.
I have no idea who this bitch is, but I wanna cry seeing what Axel has come down to..... sob.
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lol Oxygen! Rrrrrrri-co. Oh how I used to love G&R. I thought Slash playing his NR guitar solo in the desert wind was the hottest thing ever. *sigh*
Who's the girl?
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Dog!
Oh hello, darling! You so booful!
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Dark-sided!
I mean, they've got bad plastic surgery in common.
OMG that fucking outfit she's wearing!! WTF?
He is fucking disgusting. I have no fucking clue who she is - I just remember seeing her everywhere for a while and suddenly she's here with Axl.
Remember when G'N'R used to be badass? I mean, they were SO FUCKING BADASS. It pains me to witness fuckery like this. If she wasn't just a wax mannequin impersonating a young woman, I'd accuse him of sucking the life out of her. However, I suspect she's the one doing the sucking. That sounds like I'm talking about fellatio, but really I just meant ... eh, maybe I just meant fellatio.
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Devil's advocate.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:49pm.
Gerardo? WTF ever happened to that Rico Suave dude?
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hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa...I just looked at the video on YouTube. I am mortified that my ass used to try to dance (like that) to that song. O.M.G. Don't know what's become of his (cough.cough.hot) ass.
My only positive: I really like that velour slipper trend.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:14pm.
4th thumb... Captain Kangaroo?!!!???
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LOL and true dat. I was trying to figure out who he reminded me of most.
Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:56pm.
Stephanie Seymour is a pillhead who chose to nearly lose custody of her kids rather than take a drug test that would prove she broke the custody agreement by being high while they were in her care.
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@UBF and @IrishFury
He definitely has gone too far with the needles to the face. However, for the amount of drugs he's done, he's managed to keep his shit together...and that's me being generous.
I still like Stephanie Seymour (no longer in a girl crushy way). She gets a pass because her ass used to be well all over the covers and she's just got the right people on her side. IDK...she (IMHO) has aged better than most in that life.
*takes out polaroid for my Playboy spread...FAIL*
He has that bloated, sat in the sun too long, roadkill look about him. If you poked him in the gut with a stick, noxious fumes would escape.
Dear Lana,
Dating Manson and Rose is doing it backwards. If you want to get AHEAD in your career, you date someone relevant.
xoxox
Duh
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OH NOES! =O Had to search "young axl rose" pics to rinse the retinas & scrub off that spot that says one day i will look so godawful too. jesus please please please, no.
edit: he wasn't that fine as i thought i remembered. Douche supreme Sebastian Bach was way way hotter.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Gross. This android was never on ba-buttons "to do" list but her association with that tiny, ginger larva precludes her ever getting any of my sweet, sweet action.
Stephanie Seymour too. I thought she was kinda hot, despite looking more like a porn star than a supermodel. Now, I could care less if she launched her poon at me with a catapult - that muff been "Axl'd".
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Gerardo? WTF ever happened to that Rico Suave dude?
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:46pm.
OMG, Axl Rose, I used to fancy the arse off him as a teen, but gurl, he's well minging now.
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Dark-sided!
Axl is ten sorts of fug.
Speaking of Stephanie See More, I haven't seen her frolicking on a beach recently in one of her flesh colored suits, having made sure the paps were there to catch it all for the magazines a day or two later.
She's as bad as Falcor with that shit, but everyone gives her a free pass.
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Oxygen , I just had to watch it again for ol times sake...back then I thought Axl was hot. He went down the same sad path Mickey Rourke took....now he looks like a truck driver with tons of porn in the cabin of his truck whowiggles his tongue at you while you pass him on the highway...
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
He's disgusting and I don't know who the heck she is...and they both dress badly.
I don't know whether to barf or LOL.
I hate her fake ass, contrived hispter act and... OMG, Axl Rose, I used to fancy the arse off him as a teen, but gurl, he's well minging now.
I guess that since Lana can't get any interest going in her own "career" she just going to fuck her way into public interest. EPIC fail Lana. AGAIN.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Oh sweet child o mine, wtf happened to Axl Rose?
@UBF
ewwwwwwwww, I remember that flowery bulge (and kinda liking it...gags). Actually, I think Stephanie Seymour was in that video. Wow.
Why doesn't she change her name to Lana Devan Rachel Wood? She seems to have the same dating patterns.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:21pm.
Haha, in November Rain when she knocked that other ho off the piano bench and hurled an ashtray at her head. Who knew Stephanie Seymour was so bad ass?
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All those cover girls were bad asses back then. But his ass first saw her on the cover of Playboy and "stalked" her because he wanted her in his videos (November Rain, I think was her first). I do like that song though.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
THIS BITCH. . . some of you are asking who this bitch is; but I ain't giving no light to her. Shade only. FUCK YOU lana.
THE BAHA MEN! Good one.
Ewww...wouldn't hit it with a ten foot pole.
When I was 14, I wrote an intriguing poem for my friend about Axl's nut sack in those flowery biking shorts he was wearing when he was laying on the therapists couch in the "don't cry" video.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.....
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
And unless he has several pairs of those same jeans, he is wearing them into the ground. He's also making me think of that other straggly hillbilly singer...what's his damned name. Oh Kid Rock.