Monday, April 9th 2012

From Marilyn Manson To Axl Rose

Shit stirrer Lana Del Rey left Chateau Marmont the other night with Axl Rose and some think that maybe she's using her signature collagen noodle lips to blow raspberries on his pasty fupa. DJ Ashba of Guns 'n Roses shook his head no to that possibility, but this makes sense since Lana Del Taco has a song called "Axl Rose Husband" and probably has a replica of Stephanie Seymour's really hot November Rain wedding dress hanging in her altar devoted to all things AXL!

If Lana is humping on Axl, then she's a hardcore groupie who is serious about her obsession with his ass. I mean, Axl of the 80s, we'd all hit it. Axl of the 90s, some of us would hit it. Axl of today, I'm the only one (besides Lana's dedicated ass) who would hit it since I'd also hit a bloated middle-aged ticket taker at a third-tier motorcycle show who gets his plastic surgery at the same place he takes his Winnebago for an oil and filter change (which is kind of what Axl looks like).

Lana has gone from Marilyn Manson to Axl Rose, so I wonder who's gonna get Lana Del Laid next? I'm going with the Baha Men or Gerardo.

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Lily85's picture

I wonder if his pube hair is red too.
Nah, probably gray.

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MissJaneTexas's picture

At least they can discuss how much they both suck at live performances.

And Axl is looking BEAT.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:14pm.
4th thumb... Captain Kangaroo?!!!???

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SANS FARDS's picture

I have no idea who Lana Del Rey is.

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Why is he so OLD???!!!?? ? Why am I so OLD??!!?? WTF happened to us teens of the 80's? WWWHHHAAAA!!!!

Sweetas's picture

Axl, every ring in the joowrey box is not the look okay? That was actually a lot nicer than what I wanted to say.

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Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:18pm.
Who is she? And he doesn't look anything like Axl Rose. I would've never known. I remember being jealous of HIM for dating Stephanie Seymour (my girl crush).

Haha, in November Rain when she knocked that other ho off the piano bench and hurled an ashtray at her head. Who knew Stephanie Seymour was so bad ass?

TrashyWilma's picture

Why does Lana dress in K-Mart Blue Light Special circa 1991? This denim on denim thing pisses me off.

It has nothing to do with being a hipster. I can identify my own kind. She ain't it.

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Submitted by vegaschick on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 1:09pm.
You know what's so funny, I have a total redneck white trash cousin who is a twin of Axl Rose. Really good guy though, just looks like a sleazebucket.

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datura & vegas chick..speaking of...kevin bacon & kyra sedgwick are cousins. didn't hear how far removed tho.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

agirl's picture

A has-been and a trying-to-happen. FAIL followed by FAIL.

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This chick bugs me. Her weird taste in gross has-beens makes her even more loathesome.
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Oxygen's picture

Who is she? And he doesn't look anything like Axl Rose. I would've never known. I remember being jealous of HIM for dating Stephanie Seymour (my girl crush). Because even back then, I thought his ass was atrocious.

Bigbendy's picture

That isn't The real Axel Rose, that is Lilo, going undercover.

beakers bitch's picture

OMG, she looks happy to be photographed with him. That's probably the front door, too!

TrashyWilma's picture

I would hit Axl. In the face with a frying pan. If I had to pick the era of Axl I'd want to injure, it would be during the phase where he had tiny brains and looked particularly idiotic.

Dog's picture

What a joke he is. Pathetic.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

4th thumb... Captain Kangaroo?!!!???
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TAKE DAT BADY DUNTUN HUNNEY

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Opiates love company, that's all.

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vegaschick's picture

You know what's so funny, I have a total redneck white trash cousin who is a twin of Axl Rose. Really good guy though, just looks like a sleazebucket.

Datura's picture

Looks like a hillbilly father-daughter reunion.

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Gross must be her thing.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.