Evening Crumbs
Oh look, Gary Giordano's got a new business venture - OMG Blog
I bet even Jason Segel and Michelle Williams' after-Mexican food farts sound cute together - Lainey Gossip
But is Megan Fox's maybe baby going to get her toe thumbs? - The Superficial
Fist Brown is a pit bull puppy broker now - Celebitchy
Nothing like a little super brotherly love in the Mushroom Kingdoom - Towleroad
Pamela Anderon's luscious weave tracks look like squid jerky - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
A check is a check: Alfonso Ribeiro twerks it in a nationwide Carlton Dance flash mob to advertise some weight loss shit - The Daily What
Miley Cyrus Tweets a picture of her legs, which might be the most exciting thing she's done in a while - Hollywood Tuna
That'll be gold-covered lifts for Ryan Seacrest from now on, thankyouverymuch - ICYDK
And yet that taxidermy raven is still more photogenic than Celing Eyes - Popoholic
Fisting gone wrong? - Popsugar
I'd rather see 23 pictures of the hot bitch in picture #20 - The Berry
Compton's own Stretch Armstrong doll (copyright: Fresh) shoots down your Hologram Tupac dreams - Crunk + Disorderly
For why doesn't John Travolta ever get a 5 minute segment on the local news when he goes trolling through The Rambles? - Videogum
Being a crazy slut is a lot better than being John Edwards - Hollywood Rag
Cher finally reveals her natural hair - Cityrag
The trailer tramp look does wonders for Nicole Kidman and it's the hottest she's ever looked - Just Jared
I'd sign up for Miss Travel in a heartbeat if I didn't think they'd laugh in my face and tell me to join Miss Nursing Home companion instead.
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Love Jason Siegel! My friend proposed to his gal at the premiere of one of his movies.
http://screen.yahoo.com/ultimate-surprises-episode-4-michael-erica-29043...
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
i would totally do miss travel, if i could find someone who wanted a stout advanced-39 year old, and didnt want sex in exchange. i started to think, but maybe they are lonely, is all, and they'd like some company. but then i remembered rich men dont get lonely....
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
The spray-on tan, terrible make-up and god awful hair colour on Nicole Kidman and she still manages to looks pretty good. Fuck! This movie actually looks pretty good.
Gary Giordano?!? Oh my goodness MK!
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Carlton Banks is the only person who can save the world.
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
The pics of Pammie gave me a case of the sads. Wow. Down so far so fast, Pam? She was hot back in the day. I feel sniffly. Her pics didn't make me feel anything but sorry. Add that onto the bad news about the kuntrashians irritating us with their bullshit show (I watched maybe 10 mins one time & puked). I need a martini ....
Michelle deserves all the happiness she can tolerate. Good luck to her and Jason.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
I think what Dr Dre is doing there is telling Coachella they are special while reminding the rest of us that if we are willing to pay enough to watch Snoop rap next to a video of Tupac there miiiiiight be a chance.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
LOVE that hair on Cher!
John Edwards is the quintessential nightmare partner.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
EWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww @ Miss Travel.
I wonder what Cher's real hair really looks like.
Don't young, beautiful women already travel for free? Without the frightening prospect of meeting someone random online?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Is Miss Travel going to allow gays? Cause I probably would.
Also, Alfonso Ribeiro has the exact same body is a guy who was my fuck buddy for a while, and he was great in bed so that dancing video brought up fond memories hehe
Nothing like guys kissing but the link they posted in the comments was hotter (Kissing in Paris)... had me at French Dr. Pepper. ;]
What in Diana Ross HELL!?
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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The only thing I can think of when I see that woolly growth on Cher's head, is the shrub between Madge's legs. Ugh.
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To scoff or not to scoff? That is the question.
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***In my best Chris Crocker, crying bitch ass voice****
LEAVE CHER ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Team Chad!!!
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I think.... if you threw M.E. into an NFL locker room she'd be right at home.~~~Starr07 about Melissa Ethridge.... but I like to dream, and OUR M.E. is a hor
I really enjoyed the video of Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton)!!!! He's a very good dancer, really sharp moves. Also, I'm a sucker for group/coordinated dances.
I didn't know Drew was preggers....... cute!
I hate politicians!! Fuckers, all of them!!!
I hope Chris gets eaten by one of his pits..... dumbass supreme! Just gets dumber.....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 6:06pm.
Wonder what John Edwards meant that there was a "one in three chance" that the kid was his.
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Ugh, campaign gangbang, blergh. He's such a creep.
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Jesus. Chris Brown is such a fucking tool. There are only about a zillion pit pups in shelters.
I am shocked nobody has used "Hologram Tupac" as their trolling screenname here.. yet.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Wonder what John Edwards meant that there was a "one in three chance" that the kid was his.
Dear Miss Travel:
"If you do it for the loot
you be a prosti-toot."