Something You Didn't Ask For: A Front Row Seat To Kanye's Thigh Show
Kim and Kanye Kardashian's stunt queen parade in NYC made a stop at The Lion last night and he decided to really sell it hard by flashing his thigh while giving us his best Blue Steel (more like Rusty Tin). I know that when the paparazzi swarm him like this, his ego boils over and causes his body to overheat, but he needs to keep his pants up. Nobody wants to see that shit!
Pimp Mama Kris obviously choreographed this move to make us all believe that Kim and Kanye are so hard up for each other that they're 69ing, golden showering and nibbling on each other's clits in the backseat of the car. Please. Kanye's pants are down, because he was having an intense conversation about art with his pubes (they're better conversationalists than Kim) in the car while Kim got her lips camera ready by varnishing them with shellac. Either that or Kanye believes that since they've been at it for a couple of weeks now, they're at the halfway point of their relationship and he should keep the romance alive by pissing on her ass right there on the street.
Or I'm completely wrong and Kanye's just smoking the wrong stuff. That's probably it. And why can't I see his panties? Is Kanye wearing a g-string or one of those peen patches?
mmmmm... mmmmm... (just un-stuck mouth closed from peanut butter) I'll pass. PASS!
He is just the most disgusting thing ever.........two people never deserved each other more.
IS there the equivalent of even half a brain between them?
She had an ass the size of South America.
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Pull your pants up fucktard. Nobody wants to see your crab infested crotch.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
" I wondered for a second or two if Kanye actually sat through her transformation from natural-face to the end product. You know how impatient guys get when you're getting ready to go out somewhere..."
i would think this was the opposite in kanye's case-more like he spends 5 hours getting ready-not because he wears a lot of make up or obsesses over his clothes (though i imagine he does both) but because he's so in love with himself he cant stop staring in the mirror.
the man would literally fuck himself if he could. in fact if he could disappear up his own ass into a vortex i think we all would be very happy.
Geez, what a gigantic ass.
@super-ette, I'm the type that wears makeup, every day, without fail. I have my A.M. routine down to the wire, so that it takes 20 minutes, tops. I feel weird if i don't have mascara on. Frankly, I look better AVEC FARDS rather than SANS FARDS...it's just a fact. I've gotten pretty good at applying eyeshadow, and for special occasions, can do certain looks pretty well (i.e., smokey eyes). But Kim Kartrashian just looks fake as hell!
o/t, no to Kanye's skin show. No. A thousand times NO. Not now, not ever.
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He's stuntin'
I do find that makeup has transformative powers and I do look better if I spend $/time on it, but never have I spent 3 hours. My wedding was probably the best I've ever looked. The makeup artist spent maybe an hour on my face. Hair was another hour.
MK really shouldn't post about this family anymore, but he probably gets more hits if he does. Lily Allen's song/video "The Fear" is about them and their ilk.
Joe: Hahahahaha! It really MUST take a long time for the spackle and paint crew to do their job.
I don't understand why some women take so long to get ready, either. It's not as if you get prettier when you spend that extra hour. I mean, there's a point of diminishing return, right? If I could look like Charlize Theron after three hours, it might be worth it. I look as good as I'm ever going to after five minutes with my makeup bag. Better things to do with my time.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/29/2012 - 9:01am.
Submitted by joe shmoe: "Kanye looks particularly intelligent in the second pic: the one with his mouth hanging open and his tongue out. He's the third honorary member of the mouth-breather's club, Diddy and Jay Z being the founding members. They all need to have their jaws broken and realigned, in my professional opinion (as a Dlisted beyotch)."
I concur wholeheartedly.
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When I saw pix of these two emerging from a hotel on their way out for the night, I wondered for a second or two if Kanye actually sat through her transformation from natural-face to the end product, 17 layers of slap later. You know how impatient guys get when you're getting ready to go out somewhere fancy and they're pacing and muttering and looking at their watch? (at least that's my experience, haha)
She *must* start getting ready at 3 pm to be finished by, say, 7 pm.
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Samantha claims Lucile calls her 'pouffiasse' – which loosely translates as 'slapper'.
Submitted by joe shmoe: "Kanye looks particularly intelligent in the second pic: the one with his mouth hanging open and his tongue out. He's the third honorary member of the mouth-breather's club, Diddy and Jay Z being the founding members. They all need to have their jaws broken and realigned, in my professional opinion (as a Dlisted beyotch)."
I concur wholeheartedly.
And, in my old white lady mind, the three are interchangeable. And now that Kim is "dating" Kanye, I get even MORE confused because I already get her mixed up with Beyonce. It's a melange of plastic attention whores and mouf-breeving thugs.
GAY FISH!!!
KANYE IS A GAY FISH!!!
Kanye looks particularly intelligent in the second pic: the one with his mouth hanging open and his tongue out. He's the third honorary member of the mouth-breather's club, Diddy and Jay Z being the founding members. They all need to have their jaws broken and realigned, in my professional opinion (as a Dlisted beyotch).
ETA: and, in the case of Kanye, wired shut. Permanently.
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To scoff or not to scoff? That is the question.
its only the thigh.
ive seen those nude pics of kanye.
LOL @ Trash tag.
Yeah, I am not seeing them together either. I don't get why he was flashing his thigh like that but whatever, some of the stars just love to do things for the paparazzi because they know we will all talk.
Kanye West is out trying to get more attention for the system but he really doesn't realize that the type of attention he gets from photographers is not really good.
Yeah, I am not seeing them together either. I don't get why he was flashing his thigh like that but whatever, some of the stars just love to do things for the paparazzi because they know we will all talk.
Kanye West is out trying to get more attention for his the Martingale system but he really doesn't realize that the type of attention he gets from photographers is not really good.
If Kim was giving Kanye a bj in the backseat, I hope her bj skills have improved since she made her video with Ray J.
NDNchief, you are not alone! Many feel the same way. Imma-really-gonna-try to comment on something else that MK says in these threads too. ;D
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MK I am through with commenting on the Kuntrashians. Exception: If one of them dies.
PLEASE DListers join me. Hate is still an emotion. Hate means you care enough to expend emotion on them. Don't let them have any of your emotion. Indifference is worse than hate.
Of course, I'll still read MK's hilarious posts dissing them.
NO MORE COMMENTS ABOUT THE KUNTRASHIANS. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
The Bitch leading the Beard.
Jesus, how many freaking leather pants can one whore own? Gross. And her shitty shoes are obviously from her shitty company, shoedazzle. These two make me stabby.
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Ummm... are we meant to believe Kim actually allowed Kanye to peel her out of those tight ass pleather pants for some car sex? Or does he want everyone to know that Kim blew him in the backseat and he didn't have the good sense to collect himself before they got out?
These two got together like what, yesterday? I'm already over seeing them. Someone needs to tell Cheetara, I mean Kim, that we all know she is going to hook back up with Lion-o and that this "I'm a free bitch" tour has been old for years now.
Again with these shoes?? Last three KK posts bitch is wearing the same fucking shoes.
I've stopped buying any magazine that features a Kardashian on the cover--or even a blurb related to the skanky clan. I've stopped clicking on any of their shows, no matter how bored I am while channel surfing. I would never buy any of their cheap, cheesy products, either.
Yeah, I'm not making a dent, I know. Damn.
That middle pic...Kims butt shadow. LOL!
Swear to God, my brother wore the same velvet blazer at age 14 for his confirmation in 1981. Kanye, you are way behind with this shit.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Who on earth would walk out of the house in leather pants, work fuckin' boots, and a velvet blazer and actually THINK they look good?
Who dropped this fucker on his head?
Submitted by oh dave on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 9:26pm
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If I could keep that promise as well, I would toast myself! I am definitely reaching my limit for these two ho's. ;)
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ubmitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 9:05pm.
This is the last comment I will ever post on a Kim Kardashian post.
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I swear I didn't read that before I posted but we're almost having a mind-meld there.
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OMG people,, He's not into girls, and she's more plastic than girl. Take my picture a thousand times so I am relevant. Lets stop paying attention to media whores!!!!!!
I've never given Kanye one cent but I've downloaded tons of his music. He's over though. He lost it when he climbed up Jay-Z's ass. I haven't cared for at least two albums and this has caused me to delete everything, and I love, "Can't Tell Me Nothin'" so this is serious. Bye, Kanye. No more downloads from you.
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This is the last comment I will ever post on a Kim Kardashian post and this is the last time I will ever click on one. This is a protest. I refuse to contribute to this individual's popularity or earning potential. I do not have a single positive thing to say about this person so here is my final thought on her: *in my best Southern accent* Bless her heart!
God please have mercy on us all.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
He is sporting the "just outta jail,no shoe laces" look. Think it will catch on?
As Lovely Laney and Honeybadger have pointed out, she is wearing certain items A LOT lately. The shoulder pads, the clear plastic shoes and the pleather pants. I think she is trying to be a trendsetter.
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Submitted by Meatblocks: "...of course the two canyoncunts are smiling like gacy on a cub scout camping trip..."
OMG *dies laughing* You are terrible! *smothers some more giggles*
what the FUCK? Pick up your fucking pants, you asshole.
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I wonder how much it cost to have her do pr stunts with him. Tonight she's at the Correspondence dinner with PMK strolling for wealthy political men since that is what a lady of her class and sophistication deserves. (j/k)
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 6:04pm.
New low.
And I say that as someone who thinks this could be a good couple, even if only because it would quarantine them from the rest of the dating pool.
Ha ha ha ha ha -
I respect him as a musician - he has some great stuff. She has no talent, a shrill voice and just represents everything horrible to me. But then again, he is pretty much straight up nuts, so why not. I hate to say it {cringing}, but they actually look happy together. He likes da big butt, I guess, so he's in hog heaven!
"Btw: I own one pair of shoes as well - shoot me, but I hate shoes, especially shopping for them."
Tomahawk, YES!
I abhor shoes. Hate them! Plus I can't find my size anywhere (5) so I really do have like...one go-to pair. Oh well!
Why is KK trying to look all demure in these photos? Sorry, but wasn't there a video of someone PEEING on her?? Demure, my Aunt Fanny.
I cannot see any chemistry between them. Zero. What is really going on here. I don't understand what is in it for him. She likes them sensitive and dumb.
This relationship is as phony as a $3 bill.
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Has her ass gotten bigger? I mean since the days when she used to pose ass out on the red carpet all the time?
Where does one shop for his and hers pleather pants?
Since we all know that this is a stunt-relationship, his belt and underwear are most likely some kind of stunt too. You know, the rest of humanity is completely stupid, otherwise we would all be famous like Kim and Kanye (oh hey, another K, lucky girl, always gets her Ken).
Btw: I own one pair of shoes as well - shoot me, but I hate shoes, especially shopping for them.
Edit: And as usual MK already wrote everything and more I had on my mind - stupid habit to always get to the comments first - on every other blog/newspaper those are far more interesting than the article itself.
The ass is gross. There is nothing remotely attractive about it.
But Jesus Christ, I would rather the flat ass borken than wealthy and pretending to fuck that ugly Kanye West
Everytime I think KK has a good, curvy figure, I see her in these leather type pants with 6 inch heels. Take away the heels and she's tiny and INCREDIBLY dumpy. She needs to 6 inch heels to make her look somewhat slim (I said, somewhat!).
I'm not hating on curvy bitches but this is an asshole who shills diet pills, brags about her workouts and is positively dumpy dumpster in real life.
Gross.
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