Eddie Cibrian Killed Brandi Glanville's Real Housewives Dreams
I've never noticed this before, but Brandi Glanville could totally do Eddie Cibrian in his butt hole dimples with her cheeks. That's a sign of true compatibility. Oh, well.
Anyway, thanks to such classic lines as "At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night, bitch," Brandi Glanville was promoted from part-time foolery maker to full-time foolery make on the next season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills which is shooting right now. Brandi replaced Camille Grammer, because the producers felt the silicone dragon flower got boring and they knew Brandi will bring the dramatic bitch theatrics. But Brandi has been demoted back down to the second string after her ex-piece Eddie Cibrian refused to let their kids be a part of the show. I see you, Eddie, trying to screw with Brandi's money.
A source tells Radar that Brandi was surprised by Eddie shaking his head to no that shit, because their boys have been on camera briefly before (see: that episode where Brandi's son became a human piss sprinkler on Adrienne's lawn). The source also said, “Bravo wanted her to have her kids on the show in order to expand story lines. But Leann and Eddie wouldn't allow it. Brandi didn’t expect that LeAnn and Eddie would have objections since the kids have been on the show before, but they did. Eddie said they did not want the children on camera on a regular basis. So Bravo said that Brandi would have to stay ‘friend' and not become an official ‘housewife.’"
First of all, what does LeAnn have to do with this? It's not like LeAnn is threatening to hoof Eddie in his home breaking dick rod if he doesn't keep Brandi down (it's totally like that). Second of all, kids should be banned from every Real Housewives show, because they ruin that shit. I can barely sit through an episode of The Real Trashwives of New Jersey, because Gorilla Head is always whoring out her screaming, tutu-wearing spoiled snowflakes. I don't want to see them trying to be models and I really don't want to see them sing songs they wrote. Keep that shit on TLC where it belongs. Some hos purposefully don't have kids to avoid scenes like that. Most of the time, when a child starts singing, that's my cue to exit. One time I was on a subway platform and some kid and his father started singing songs for coins. I almost took the wrong train going ANYWHERE to get away from that ear-curling sound. Now I know why my mom asked if there was an open bar every time I invited her to one of my school recitals.
What I'm trying to say is that wings must have sprouted from Eddie's back, because obviously pigs can fly since he's actually making good decisions.
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If he cared about his kids he would of stayed with their mother. Divorce destroys kids. And for what? That cunt Leanne?
one of these days, eddie, brandi and leanne will gross us out, by "leaking a secret" 3some sex tape.
and also i didnt know if it was possible, but i feel brandi is a poor man's shauna sand... YEP i went there.
The three of them make me sick.
But it's okay for Eddie and Leann to whore the kids out to the paps?
And Adrienne doesn't show her kids so why should Brandi have to?
But it's okay for Eddie and Leann to whore the kids out to the paps?
And Adrienne doesn't show her kids so why should Brandi have to?
Brandi is funny but her kids stand little chance of a decent childhood because she is certainly crazy. It's none of my business but I think Eddie made the right decision.....it's best for his kids.
vegaschick -- you mean that Mohammed dude that is friends with Lisa & Adrienne, the one with the young girlfriend that had the party with the camel, the bizarre mermaid and where Kyle did the splits on a table? I'm embarrassed to admit I know so much about these bitches.
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Yes that Mohammed. His ex is now married to David Foster and her face looks like it was molded out of plastic previously melted on a radiator. Even more frightening than Adrienne Maloof's face. Kyle confirmed she was a new castmember.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:10pm.
oh ok...duh...and he put MAGNUMS in it and started to hit on women? what a fucking TOOL I hope you don't hang with him much...I know he's your friend and all but sheesh :D
Leann totally would not hoof kick Eddie out of the barn. She is just siding with him so he will stay in the barn.
I'm torn. On one hand, I loathe Eddie & Falcor and believe they only said, "No" because they wanted to screw over Brandi. However, I despise Brandi, too, and think those poor boys (the sons) have already been thru enough with the very public brawl amongst their parents & LeAnn; the last thing they need is to be on a "Reality" show. So, I'm Team Let the Kids have a Modicum of Peace & Anonymity in their Troubled Childhoods.
The mouse hovered over eddie's name and i swear I read 'eddie clitorian'.
Since when does the Dark Lord of the Undead respond to human emotions? If Kunty Karl is going to start caring about human feelings, then there's really no hope for cuntkind. I'll have to start calling him Karing Karl. The end of days, indeed. - MK
Their faces scream "we're into threesomes".
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:50pm
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Well HELLO my Ms Fury:) :/P
The sad thing, is that some of the kids on these showd have more sense than the parents and adults or know way too much about the drama that is going on. Like Teresa and Joe's girls for example. The Gia girl is always in tears over the fued with her mom and her aunt and uncle and the Milania brat is constantly going off at the mouth at her sisters and her parents. I did laugh really hard when she called her sister a hooker though.LOL.
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Brandi GLAN-ville???? YUCK!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:42pm.
Why did I even bother commenting you ask..well...I..I don't know... I have nothing, no idea..nada..zilch..dick...squat..fuck all...that is all..
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Wham, is that a trick question? Because if it ain't, I'll give you an EARFUL or is that EYEFUL?
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How sweet and funny. You two are cute together.
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What are Theresa and Juicy Joe doing to their children to make them sound like the all have sinus infections?
vegaschick -- you mean that Mohammed dude that is friends with Lisa & Adrienne, the one with the young girlfriend that had the party with the camel, the bizarre mermaid and where Kyle did the splits on a table? I'm embarrassed to admit I know so much about these bitches.
Submitted by IrishFury:
I played tennis this morning - 75 mins (not long at all for tennis) it must have been 100 degrees (easy) on the court. I'm half dead, I had the shakes and the other player was getting sick too so we manged the 75 and got the hell home.
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Been there. I watched Boris Becker win something back in the day, got inspired, dragged my brother out to play in Texas heat. I'm an "Indoor Girl" so I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I was purple faced 20 minutes in so my brother stuck my head under a cold fountain and we went home. :P
LOL Wham, in WRITING!! *prepares for one hell of a description!* HaHaHa ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:42pm.
Why did I even bother commenting you ask..well...I..I don't know... I have nothing, no idea..nada..zilch..dick...squat..fuck all...that is all..
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Wham, is that a trick question? Because if it ain't, I'll give you an EARFUL or is that EYEFUL?
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I'm thinkin EYEFUL
Sorry but I call shenanigans on this whole mess. For one thing Eddie and Falcor have no problem whoring out his kids for staged photo ops, so what's the biggie about them appearing once in a blue moon on a reality show?
And for another, why couldn't they still make Brandi a full time cast member but shoot around the kids? Adrienne Maloof doesn't have her kids filmed, and in Season 2 Camille Grammer didn't have her kids on camera. My guess is they have someone better lined up and are using this as an excuse to demote Brandi back to leecher status. I read on another site some plastic surgery nightmare that used to be creepy Mohammed's wife is now the new castmember.
Cupcake!
We haven't chatted in ages, how are you? Feeling fresh? Frosting in place?
I played tennis this morning - 75 mins (not long at all for tennis) it must have been 100 degrees (easy) on the court. I'm half dead, I had the shakes and the other player was getting sick too so we manged the 75 and got the hell home.
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HI FURY!
*WAVES*
Yes, Ashley has changed her name to Ashlee (I'm calling myself IrishFuree now) but apparently since taping, she has redeemed herself and is back to being a brunette.
They set the bar kind of low for "redemption" on Housewives shows though so maybe that means she's only half an asshole now.
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@ TM
They finally did kick her ass out all the way to Vegas. They dumped her with some other poor relatives. (hope they get some kind of kick back for looking after that brat)
I thought Ashley changed her name to Ashlee, like that's going to make a difference. The recap person at Gawker refers to her as Bouffant, which always cracks me up. Talk about ungrateful and useless. And she's still a beast regardless of the recent hair color change to blonde. Chris & Jacqueline keep talking about kicking her fat ass out of the house but have yet to do so -- I just wish they'd do it and be done with it.
@ Irish
I forgot about that singing clip. "Waking up in the morning...walking to school...things just caught up in my mind"
I remember Gia being hell on wheels until Melonoma took the crown away. However, I do have a soft spot for Gia now.
As for Gabriella - is she adopted? She looks and acts nothing like the rest of the Guidice family. Watch out, she is going to become President or a brain surgeon when she is older just to fuck with the rest of them.
Salma
My BP rises anytime Ashley is on. What a fucking moron!
we need OP so we can talk Real Housewives!
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Salma,
Gia was a nightmare until that horror-child Melanoma learned how to walk and talk. Now her "bad girl" self is nothing to Mellie!
I do like that as soon as Theresa is doing her talking parts, she goes on and on about it all coming down to family, and what an "amazing husband and wonderful, beautiful girls" she has.
Bravo TV then always cuts to show the girls telling each other to piss off and calling each other whores, swearing at their drunk, maroon-faced father while he roars SHUT THE HELL UP! SHUT YOUR MOWDS! at them!
And just for posterity: (I know this was supposed to be sweet and sad but I was cringing with embarrassment and laughing at the same time; the next Lil Kim) it's at 1.47 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTSoDm9_pns&feature=related
Gia has 42,000 followers on Twitter by the way!!
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Those reality show hellions have to be scripted, right? If I wanted to speak to/behave around my parents like that, I'd have to fly to London, think it and then come back.
LOL at the whole douchbag attention whore reality show assholes..
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
@ Hekki
How could we forget Ashley? She is the biggest whiny, self-absorbed twit amongst them. She managed to miss her plane to Vegas (one-way ticket) and Chris summed it up best when he said she needs a personal escort to the gate because sending her alone is like sending Santino (the family dog)
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:11pm.
As much as I like goofing on Falcor the whole drama of these three does nothing for me...
Why did I even bother commenting you ask..well...I..I don't know... I have nothing, no idea..nada..zilch..dick...squat..fuck all...that is all..
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Wham, is that a trick question? Because if it ain't, I'll give you an EARFUL or is that EYEFUL? hehehe seriously, it's true, how these people can get famous for the coupledom anctics is f'd up ;p
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Eh, I can take or leave Brandi on RHOBH, I just hope they get rid of Trailor. I hate that phony bitch.
The WORST reality spawn I can think of? Ashley from RHONJ. Holy shit, I want to smack the drool off that lump of entitled lard. What a beast. I never saw such a lazy piece of shit who thought she was special. And I know plenty of bitches like that.
The nicest ones were Danielle's. Those poor kids.
And Affliction? Proud to say I had no idea what that was until I googled it. Not my cup of tea.
@ Twat Muffin
LOL!!!!
The reason anyone puts their kids on a reality show is if they want a modeling/acting/music career. Or, in the case of Jill Zarin's daughter, they want to bring "awareness" to a particular disease.
It's one of the things I kind of liked about La Maloof. She wasn't pimping her kids.
SalmaNella -- Melanoma -- LMAO!!!
Hi Twatty!!! You mean, you are not team: Would with Eddie? *surprised* Hahaha not really
I get a strange vibe from that bunch. Just can't trust 'em. Am I too weary of famewhores? YES! And Falcor's manic face, kills me! Imagine them at home, blurgh
LOL at you friend and the shopping cart, the meanie! ;)
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RE:Giudice children- I loved it when Milania yelled at her dad "Gimme more pizza ya old troll". Totally the best part of last season on Jersey!
I call BS on this, I've seen Adrienne's kids only once . They don't need the kids to make a storyline, that is so stupid.
@ Irish. Theresa's kids are actually pretty normal except for that hellion Melanoma or however you spell it. One the last episode, It broke my heart to see Gia having to take care of the youngest one's wound and put her to bed while her drunk-ass gorilla father sat there drinking wine with the boys.
It's Affliction making me dbl post!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:26pm.
Those sound yummy!
Hey, as long as it's not me "getting into your belly", I am fine. Don't like my relatives all that much anyway. Truly, I don't.
Enjoy!