Wednesday, May 9th 2012

Catherine Scalia Is A Hot Dog Stripper, Not A Hot Dog Hooker

I'd never buy a hot dog with extra sauerkraut or extra cheese from Catherine Scalia, but I still count her as one of my newest idols and watch the clip above from MyFoxNY if you want to know way. The former HSOTD and the hot dog water-covered pride of Long Island was put into handcuffs last week after an undercover cop claims that she sold him a hot dog, a lap dance and tried to sell him a John Travolta special (aka a handjob). Miss Catherine was released from jail and celebrated her return to the wild by flashing her all-natural, hormone-free ball park beef boobies at the cameras.

One of Catherine's sons told The Post that she served 4 years in prison for selling her ass on the stroll, but she swears that she's the Hot Dog Stripper and not the Hot Dog Hooker. The Hot Dog Stripper will plead innocent to the prostitution charge and she also plans to keep baring her nipples for a $1 in her hot dog truck.

Oh, Hot Dog Stripper, keep hot doggin' and keep ho'in! I can't wait until Lifetime eventually does the Hot Dog Stripper movie starring Lindsay Lohan or Sue Hawk.

Posted by: Michael K
loopygorilla's picture

four fucking years in jail for selling her coochie?

and lindsay gets afew hours of community service for all the shit she has done.

so what she gotta sell her pusssay? id sell my old ass if i could get good money for it, but these days, id probably be paid to keep my pants on.

Get Serious's picture

Geez, those floppy dried up titty bags are absolutely disgusting. I'd pay her extra, just for her to keep her clothes on...

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She walks out of jail and flashes her tittays.

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Sayonara's picture

This gem belongs to Long Island.

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M.E.'s picture

Submitted by _fail_ on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 3:33pm.

She lives in Nutley too, right?
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Submitted by _fail_ on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 3:33pm.
She lives in Nutley too, right?

Futurama reference FTW!

coca's picture

1)No one serves 4 years for prostitution. There had to be drugs involved, or she had bikini assistants running the grill.

2)Prayers for her children, having a crazy ass mother.

3)Is there any form of woman that a man won't pay money to see?

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Submitted by zachhcaz on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 4:01pm.

I'd hit it . . . with relish.

LOL!!

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HellaciousB's picture

That bitch needs her own food truck! She is priceless.

_fail_'s picture

Maybe those floppy tits are like Ball Park Franks - they plump when she starts cookin'...

zachhcaz's picture

Ignatius J. Reilly would make a more enticing hotdog stripper.

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Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 3:52pm.

LOL@ anyone thinking men want someone 'hot'. No, more like 'warm' as in a 'warm body'...the face doesn't matter for the down low.
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zachhcaz's picture

I'd hit it . . . with relish.

snowpiece's picture

no New Jersey can't claim this one, she's from LONGISLAND (side eyes Provy)

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Hekki's picture

I think her four year prison sentence was for more than prostitution. There must have been some aggravating factor.

Slipknot's picture

Wow, I'm glad she cleared that up. I thought they were, ya know, implants.

WithinReason...'s picture

At this point, she could write her story, sell the rights and get money without hooking/stripping but I think she just loooooves showin' the goods! She does! Don't mind her at all. Btw, I don't think anyone actually eats the hot dogs, and if they do, LMAO! *lucky they're edible and not reheated over and over* ;p

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_fail_'s picture

She lives in Nutley too, right?

For some reason I would have guessed that she was a pancake stripper

Dog's picture

I'll tell you where the crime is. Anyone who thinks that thing is hot should be arrested and put in a rubber room where he can't harm himself or anyone else. Cut off her hair, slap a toupee on her head, and John Pervolta would be showing her his anus in a New Yawk minute.

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snowpiece's picture

LOL ewww provy!!!

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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:08pm.
I like her!

Cop cars, sting operations and TV camera outside her home, get a fucking grip people and let her dole out her dogs 'n' dances! And not one person looking for all the johns that pay for her services. Effing typical.
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Exactly. Where exactly is the crime here? Is the crime that she's selling a little ragged-down poon on the side, or the fact that the police have spent thousands of dollars on this stupidity.

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:39pm.

Prostitution isn't paying a woman for sex, that is called dating. Prostitution is just paying a woman to leave.
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HA! I am so stealing this!

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ikoihiI's picture

......The reporter said "she pulls out"

ehehehe

TOPANGA's picture

This should be called Food Poisoning and STD'S. Disgusting. Why is it always the women who are built like a Buick are the ones who are ready and willing to show off thier body. Put that sh*t away! You're scaring the kids.
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ikoihiI's picture

With that hot body shaped and colored like a hot dog, who wouldn't be in the mood to get their hot dog played with??

Sweetas's picture

BITCH YO PANCAKES... never mind.

IrishFury's picture

Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:45pm.

This is why I love America. They do trash so much better than anyone else.
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You haven't been to Ireland, have you?! Holy trashtastic and knackerific!

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Oyster's picture

Holy shit she is going to make bank today, if I was in reasonable driving distance I know I'd go visit her crazy ass, get a picture of her with a hotdog.

Provolone's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:51pm.

Yes.

http://pretprieel.nl/pictures/Randy_Marsh_covered_in_ectoplasm.jpg

snowpiece's picture

LOL Provy, did you see your girl, Roseanna?

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:39pm.

BAZINGA!

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Nanners's picture

God needs to give her a push up bra.

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What kind of fuckery is this?

RandéSleepover's picture

I can't think of anything I'd pay her to give or show me--including a hotdog. Maybe a chilled bottled water in a securely sealed container, but then she'd have to hand it to me.

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Provolone's picture

*catches $50*

*gives $40 in change back 20 minutes later*

Craigypants's picture

This is why I love America. They do trash so much better than anyone else. I want what this bitch is on, I'm off to the doc's now!

PS. Someone give this woman a show!

zomay's picture

Omg, this is being covered by the local news!!?? The world is truly a weird trip.

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M.E.'s picture

And here at 11:50am yesterday a woman (local business owner) was walking down one of the main streets, back to work after a hair appt and was savagely stabbed to death by some whack a doodle from SF for no reason, at all. He's got a long violent criminal past, yet I'm sure he'll be sent to the institute instead life in prison.

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Submitted by guest on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:41pm.

LMAO! That's true! Maybe it was subliminal.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

*tosses Provy a fifty*
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guest's picture

Well you were talking about it earlier Weeze! ololol

louise_brooks's picture

Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:37pm.

He replied back, "Well alright!" LMAO

Provolone's picture

I'm ten minutes away from where she sets up her hot dawwwg stand. I'm going in...

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:39pm.

Prostitution isn't paying a woman for sex, that is called dating. Prostitution is just paying a woman to leave.
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Provolone's picture

Prostitution isn't paying a woman for sex, that is called dating. Prostitution is just paying a woman to leave.

guest's picture

Hopefully no one really eats her food. Jussayin.

annobanano's picture

Lol @ Louise - damn that auto correct. I've sent some classics too.

rukiddingme's picture

Her HSOTD photo from a few days ago must have been old. She hardly resembles the woman in that other photo. Time has not been kind to this weiner whacker.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

snowpiece, kindly fix me a hotdog!

*pulls sheet down below ass*
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Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:28pm.

I just don't understand the big deal in women/men selling ass for pay. Like you said, women do it all the time, but they call it "gold digging" and get a marriage license. I guess that makes it legitimate because of that cool little piece of paper.