Catherine Scalia Is A Hot Dog Stripper, Not A Hot Dog Hooker
I'd never buy a hot dog with extra sauerkraut or extra cheese from Catherine Scalia, but I still count her as one of my newest idols and watch the clip above from MyFoxNY if you want to know way. The former HSOTD and the hot dog water-covered pride of Long Island was put into handcuffs last week after an undercover cop claims that she sold him a hot dog, a lap dance and tried to sell him a John Travolta special (aka a handjob). Miss Catherine was released from jail and celebrated her return to the wild by flashing her all-natural, hormone-free ball park beef boobies at the cameras.
One of Catherine's sons told The Post that she served 4 years in prison for selling her ass on the stroll, but she swears that she's the Hot Dog Stripper and not the Hot Dog Hooker. The Hot Dog Stripper will plead innocent to the prostitution charge and she also plans to keep baring her nipples for a $1 in her hot dog truck.
Oh, Hot Dog Stripper, keep hot doggin' and keep ho'in! I can't wait until Lifetime eventually does the Hot Dog Stripper movie starring Lindsay Lohan or Sue Hawk.
four fucking years in jail for selling her coochie?
and lindsay gets afew hours of community service for all the shit she has done.
so what she gotta sell her pusssay? id sell my old ass if i could get good money for it, but these days, id probably be paid to keep my pants on.
Geez, those floppy dried up titty bags are absolutely disgusting. I'd pay her extra, just for her to keep her clothes on...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
http://youtu.be/ymSInPS6co8
She walks out of jail and flashes her tittays.
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
This gem belongs to Long Island.
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Submitted by _fail_ on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 3:33pm.
She lives in Nutley too, right?
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Her and Tan Mom are the dynamic duo.
Submitted by _fail_ on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 3:33pm.
She lives in Nutley too, right?
Futurama reference FTW!
1)No one serves 4 years for prostitution. There had to be drugs involved, or she had bikini assistants running the grill.
2)Prayers for her children, having a crazy ass mother.
3)Is there any form of woman that a man won't pay money to see?
Submitted by zachhcaz on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 4:01pm.
I'd hit it . . . with relish.
LOL!!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
That bitch needs her own food truck! She is priceless.
Maybe those floppy tits are like Ball Park Franks - they plump when she starts cookin'...
Ignatius J. Reilly would make a more enticing hotdog stripper.
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 3:52pm.
LOL@ anyone thinking men want someone 'hot'. No, more like 'warm' as in a 'warm body'...the face doesn't matter for the down low.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I'd hit it . . . with relish.
no New Jersey can't claim this one, she's from LONGISLAND (side eyes Provy)
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I think her four year prison sentence was for more than prostitution. There must have been some aggravating factor.
Wow, I'm glad she cleared that up. I thought they were, ya know, implants.
At this point, she could write her story, sell the rights and get money without hooking/stripping but I think she just loooooves showin' the goods! She does! Don't mind her at all. Btw, I don't think anyone actually eats the hot dogs, and if they do, LMAO! *lucky they're edible and not reheated over and over* ;p
"John Travolta special (aka a handjob)" - OLOL!
Tag: International Treasure hahaha
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She lives in Nutley too, right?
For some reason I would have guessed that she was a pancake stripper
I'll tell you where the crime is. Anyone who thinks that thing is hot should be arrested and put in a rubber room where he can't harm himself or anyone else. Cut off her hair, slap a toupee on her head, and John Pervolta would be showing her his anus in a New Yawk minute.
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LOL ewww provy!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:08pm.
I like her!
Cop cars, sting operations and TV camera outside her home, get a fucking grip people and let her dole out her dogs 'n' dances! And not one person looking for all the johns that pay for her services. Effing typical.
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Exactly. Where exactly is the crime here? Is the crime that she's selling a little ragged-down poon on the side, or the fact that the police have spent thousands of dollars on this stupidity.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:39pm.
Prostitution isn't paying a woman for sex, that is called dating. Prostitution is just paying a woman to leave.
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HA! I am so stealing this!
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Dark-sided!
......The reporter said "she pulls out"
ehehehe
This should be called Food Poisoning and STD'S. Disgusting. Why is it always the women who are built like a Buick are the ones who are ready and willing to show off thier body. Put that sh*t away! You're scaring the kids.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
With that hot body shaped and colored like a hot dog, who wouldn't be in the mood to get their hot dog played with??
BITCH YO PANCAKES... never mind.
Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:45pm.
This is why I love America. They do trash so much better than anyone else.
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You haven't been to Ireland, have you?! Holy trashtastic and knackerific!
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Dark-sided!
Holy shit she is going to make bank today, if I was in reasonable driving distance I know I'd go visit her crazy ass, get a picture of her with a hotdog.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:51pm.
Yes.
http://pretprieel.nl/pictures/Randy_Marsh_covered_in_ectoplasm.jpg
LOL Provy, did you see your girl, Roseanna?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:39pm.
BAZINGA!
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
God needs to give her a push up bra.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I can't think of anything I'd pay her to give or show me--including a hotdog. Maybe a chilled bottled water in a securely sealed container, but then she'd have to hand it to me.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
*catches $50*
*gives $40 in change back 20 minutes later*
This is why I love America. They do trash so much better than anyone else. I want what this bitch is on, I'm off to the doc's now!
PS. Someone give this woman a show!
Omg, this is being covered by the local news!!?? The world is truly a weird trip.
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And here at 11:50am yesterday a woman (local business owner) was walking down one of the main streets, back to work after a hair appt and was savagely stabbed to death by some whack a doodle from SF for no reason, at all. He's got a long violent criminal past, yet I'm sure he'll be sent to the institute instead life in prison.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:41pm.
LMAO! That's true! Maybe it was subliminal.
*tosses Provy a fifty*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Well you were talking about it earlier Weeze! ololol
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:37pm.
He replied back, "Well alright!" LMAO
I'm ten minutes away from where she sets up her hot dawwwg stand. I'm going in...
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:39pm.
Prostitution isn't paying a woman for sex, that is called dating. Prostitution is just paying a woman to leave.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Prostitution isn't paying a woman for sex, that is called dating. Prostitution is just paying a woman to leave.
Hopefully no one really eats her food. Jussayin.
Lol @ Louise - damn that auto correct. I've sent some classics too.
Her HSOTD photo from a few days ago must have been old. She hardly resembles the woman in that other photo. Time has not been kind to this weiner whacker.
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snowpiece, kindly fix me a hotdog!
*pulls sheet down below ass*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:28pm.
I just don't understand the big deal in women/men selling ass for pay. Like you said, women do it all the time, but they call it "gold digging" and get a marriage license. I guess that makes it legitimate because of that cool little piece of paper.