Micaela Schäfer Does It Again
At the Men in Black 3 premiere in Berlin yesterday, Will Smith, Josh Brolin and Nicole ScherMINGEr all received a lesson in sophistication and style when Germany's high priestess of class Micaela Schäfer floated onto the red carpet wearing a stunning couture ensemble exclusively made by your old shitty VHS player that ate almost every tape. Micaela, who was diagnosed with elegant-itis which causes beauties to overheat if they wear actual clothes, showed us all that it doesn't take much to look like the epitome of a lady. All you need is a dog chain collar from Petco, black panties, an 80s belt from the Salvation Army, barf from a VHS tape, a pair of camera-ready nipples and zero amounts of shame.
Yes, it's true that after the premiere, janitors mistook Micaela for a shredded trash bag that was ransacked by raccoons and threw her into a dump truck, but I'm sure she looked absolutely gorgeous as she climbed out of the landfill.
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WQe don't do that in Germany. We should, though. This was the movie premiere and only already fucked up celebrity kids were present, so........... .
Submitted by The Machine on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 3:02pm.
Despite the type of body she has, how was she not yanked off the carpet or even charged with indecent exposure? MiB are films a ton of kids watch and this skankbucket is doing whatever she can to get all eyes on her.
Go to a strip club or pose for a men's magazine if you want that kind of attention, cunt.
LOL, she does look like what ate your VHS tapes. It used to be embarrassing when you had a VHS player and got a porn stuck in it. "Can't bring THIS to the repair shop!" I had to pry one out with a screwdriver once.
Nicole Scherzinger is perfection. She's gorgeous and fucking hilarious. Michael why you so jelly? lol
Nicole is the perfect woman.
Portrait of a woman trying WAY too hard.
Desperate! Party of one! Your table by the bathrooms is ready.
excuse my overstimulated-bogged-down-by-idiots-I-don't-give-a-fuck-about head, but WHO is this trick??
these non-stars are just REALLY cluttering up the landscape, but at least this whore knows how to dress for success!
Despite the type of body she has, how was she not yanked off the carpet or even charged with indecent exposure? MiB are films a ton of kids watch and this skankbucket is doing whatever she can to get all eyes on her.
Go to a strip club or pose for a men's magazine if you want that kind of attention, cunt.
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The woman in the main picture looks good. She's thin but not sickly looking--unlike that other hip protruding gal.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:30pm.
OFF TOPIC: here's something to make you feel better about the current state of your bikini body...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2144676/Big-Brothers-Josie-...
Oh come on, those pictures can't be real/unphotoshopped! No one who looks like that would be unrealistic enough to think they could wear a bikini let alone a bikini that CLEARLY doesn't fit.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:48pm.
Remember when Josh Brolin was the SEX in Goonies?
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Seriously, one of my favorite movies of ALL time. I wanted Brand to be my boyfriend (even though that would've been VERY illegal at the time).
Josh has a big head and Will has big ears.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:54pm.
Wow. Is she completely sedentary? Because I just don't understand her body. It looks like she is deflated and has absolutely no muscle tone at all.
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She has the look of someone who has lost an enormous amount of weight and her skin hasn't caught up. But she always seems to be that size, and she's too young (late twenties, I think) to not have relatively elastic skin.
But yes, that looks above and beyond simply being sedentary. Every January, my gym gets 50-60 y/o women coming in, trying to lose weight. Almost every one of them who's about that size has better skin and muscle tone. (Edit: I know this because they are NOT shy in the showers and changing rooms. I kind of admire that.)
I also don't think she's a size 16. I wish she, her people and/or the papers wouldn't lie.
Josh Brolin has a giant head.
IKR guys! her LEG!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:30pm.
Wow. Is she completely sedentary? Because I just don't understand her body. It looks like she is deflated and has absolutely no muscle tone at all.
Is that extra skin left over from the weight loss?! She's gonna have to have a lot of surgery.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:28pm.
Hey, you're the one that wanted to play the "let's pretend you're a kidnapper" game. I don't know how others do it but all my kidnapping games come with roofies.LOl!!
ROTFLMAO!!
Remember when Josh Brolin was the SEX in Goonies?
Snowy
that bitch claims to be a size 16??? In her fucking dreams. more like a 20/22.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:30pm.
OFF TOPIC: here's something to make you feel better about the current state of your bikini body...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2144676/Big-Brothers-Josie-...
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OMG! Why does she look like that?!
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SIZE 16?????????????????????????? IN YOUR DREAMS FLABBBBEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR FUCKING LEG IS A 16..................
God, that was grosssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
hahahah why is she so loose?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Why slather all the face makeup on and then neglect your bruised up legs?
Oh wait..... no one is looking at her face OR legs.... WTF am I thinking???!!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:30pm.
HOLY HELL!
*brings out Brazilian bikini*
Obviously, I am waaaaay okay to wear a skimpy thing to Hawaii this September!
*counting down the days*
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Keep living the dream there famewhore. her stunt reminds me of the ridiculous ensembles worn by traci bingham ten or more years ago. Famewhore while you can, cuz, where is T.Bingham now?
This would be funny if it were a stand-alone dress, but all the Hollyweird whores have taken to wearing see-through ball gowns with totally visible undies and/or boobies. I hate the whole fucking trend. I agree, JUST GO NAKED! Don't try to mask your desire to show the world your vagooter and tittays as "fashion".
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:30pm.
OFF TOPIC: here's something to make you feel better about the current state of your bikini body...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2144676/Big-Brothers-Josie-...
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OMG! Why does she look like that?!
Can't stand Will and that smug look on his ugly face. Those ears keep getting bigger!
Josh Brolin is a short, old midget.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:30pm
WOW!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
No wonder everyone else from the movie stayed away from her.............
they couldn't possible compete with such elegance.
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
What a slag! I love it. What's left to do other than walk around with a huge black dildo poking out of your ass on the red carpet:-)
I do Pagents!
snowy - JFC! Why on EARTH would you wear a bikini looking like that? GROSS!!!!!!!!
I feel much better now. Thank you.
Something nice: She made everyone smile.
The purple bandage dress looks nice on that ho. Don't love the sheer skirt part of it, but the rest looks okay.
Will looks nice, too.
Every time I see Josh Brolin, I think of him in that movie where he's wearing the garter belt and heels while he's kicking the shit out of someone. It was good casting to make him the young Tommy Lee Jones character.
And the famewhore train continues... What next? Two cotton balls and a string? They need to hire my abuelita to stand infront of the red carpet and shame these bitches into going home and changing. If all else fails she takes off her chankla. Don't fuck with the chankla, bitches.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:49pm.
ESE is, of course, a gentleman! I believe you may be in the wrong place lol. ;) But please don't go.
She does have a great body, but that "dress" is too slutty, even for me.
OFF TOPIC: here's something to make you feel better about the current state of your bikini body...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2144676/Big-Brothers-Josie-...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
are we still talking about this ho?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:12pm.
Whamo- by "meds" do mean the roofies you put in my coffee, sicko?
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Hey, you're the one that wanted to play the "let's pretend you're a kidnapper" game. I don't know how others do it but all my kidnapping games come with roofies.LOl!!
*sick enough?:P*
I think there MIGHT be one or two of us but that's OK, The hearts wants what the peen likes..or something like that:)
But the will smith face over her tit is cracking me the fuck up..
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Okay, then I revise my statement. Whamo is the president, secretary, treasurer and founding member of the Goopy Dlisted fan club.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue
05/15/2012 - 12:00pm.
she looks like she needs a good
scrubbing
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That's the troof!!
Her hair is awful.
Her legs are very shapely
louise - yes. Really a fan.
ME- is fishsticksfan really a fan, though? I always thought that was more like an ironic name.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:12pm.
Whamo- by "meds" do mean the roofies you put in my coffee, sicko? LOL! I would think that by now you know that you are the president, secretary, treasurer and sole member of the Goopy Dlisted fan club.
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You is forgetting about "fishsticksfan"
Whamo- by "meds" do mean the roofies you put in my coffee, sicko? LOL! I would think that by now you know that you are the president, secretary, treasurer and sole member of the Goopy Dlisted fan club.
:D M.E.
Xoxoxo
Heeheeehee
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
They filmed this movie right outside my office building. Everyday I wondered the same thing....WHY.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Oh, come on. I don't know what pisses me off more, the fact that she wore this or the fact that this kind of "outfit" apparently cannot be banned.
Trash.