QOTD: Wearing A Prosthetic Peen Brought Chloe Sevigny To Tears
To play a male-to-female pre-op transgender assassin in the British miniseries Hit & Miss, Chloe Sevigny had to bring the bulge by wearing an artificial dick. You'd think that since Chloe wrapped her lips around Vincent Gallo's chorizo dick in Brown Bunny, she wouldn't be fazed by doing almost anything for her art. But nope. Not only did it suck having a bunch of hands up in her crotch area, but Chloe tells Culture Magazine (via Page Six) that wearing a prosthetic peen made her feel ugly. It's times like this that I really wish a Hilary Swank as Brandon Teen side-eye GIF existed. If I got paid to wear a plastic vagina all day, I'd be happier than a Kardashian in piss, but not Chloe.
"I cried every day when they put it on. I felt very exposed… having people so close to your personal parts anyway -- who you're not sleeping with -- for an hour-and-a-half each day, to put it on. Then looking in the mirror... it was weird. I was lonely and I felt really unattractive. I was confused about my desirability -- was I desirable? -- in having put that on, and having men see me with that on.
I think it might be one of the most extreme roles I've done. If people can believe what's-her-name in 'Avatar,’ hopefully they can believe me as a pre-op."
"I felt really unattractive..." Oh Chloe, makes it TOO easy.
Maybe Chloe is trying to say that wearing a rubber dick all day helped her to sort of relate to real pre-op transgendered people who are trapped in their own bodies? Or maybe Chloe is just being Chloe since she's known for using her mouth to produce dumb shit. I'm going with the second one. But I did let out a laugh at "what's-her-name in Avatar."
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So she's fine with being filmed with Gallo's peen in her mouth but wearing a prosthetic one makes her feel all 'exposed'?
"I just hear this kind of thing a lot, and never from men."
LOL. You're the biggest cry-baby here. You took her comments personally - men always do that- then gleefully made sexist remarks. Oh, sorry, was that sexist? Oh, well, too bad. You'll get over it fudge packer. Why are fags so whiny? Oops was that homophobic? Oh, well.
She doesn't want a peen on her because they're gross and they SMELL!!!!
Now go cry honey buns.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 11:28pm.
Must be the Kuntrashian overexposure with all the "K" shit, but I was reading "Chloe" and it felt wrong. DAMN YOU KUNTRASHIANS!! Chloe is spelled with a FUCKING C and you have me questioning its spelling?!?
haha. But it still has that accent aigu on the E, right?
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Submitted by bigorexia on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:23am.
Yes, sorry, that was sexist.
"but sometimes women can be pathetically weak"
Change that to "Some women can be pathetically weak" and you have a case.
You misunderstood me. I never said all women are weak, nor most for that matter. I just hear this kind of thing a lot, and never from men. As a rule of thumb O still generally think that women have better character than men, in general.
She cried because she had to put a prosthetic penis on at work? My God. I am sorry if this comes off as a bit sexist... but sometimes women can be pathetically weak. THAT made her cry? I wonder how she would cope with a real life problem.
Not only is it sexist, but also fucking stupid to accuse all women of being weak when only one woman says something that's not to your taste.
And God forbid that there's a woman who doesn't want to be a man and obviously doesn't suffer from penis envy. Shoot her right away before the disease spreads.
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She cried because she had to put a prosthetic penis on at work? My God. I am sorry if this comes off as a bit sexist... but sometimes women can be pathetically weak. THAT made her cry? I wonder how she would cope with a real life problem.
Going to go with option two: "Chloe is just being Chloe since she's known for using her mouth to produce dumb shit"
I have a soft spot for her but boy that's dim!
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Chaylo, a cousin of mine named her 2 year old daughter Khloe. I'm 100% sure it was after the Kartrashian cuz she can't know how it's really spelled. SMFH
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that stuff she is wearing is probably designer and cost like $3,000.
and i cant hate chloe, cuz she sucked vince gallo's dick on camera.
you dont see academy award winning actress natalie portman sucking dick on camera? why? cuz bitch is scared of dicks.
Must be the Kuntrashian overexposure with all the "K" shit, but I was reading "Chloe" and it felt wrong. DAMN YOU KUNTRASHIANS!! Chloe is spelled with a FUCKING C and you have me questioning its spelling?!?
Does she ever look in a mirror? Having a fake penis is the least of her worries. She's equally as unattractive with a vagina.
Submitted by hamblettamaud on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 8:22pm.
I haven't read all the comments, but when Chloe Sevigny said "I felt really unattractive" she was being ironic. I mean, I know Americans don't understand irony, but sometimes they do it by accident, right?
Sure we do: It's a black fly in your Chardonnay.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Lol never mind..I figured it out.
"the only thing a bird in the hand does is peck at you and shit in your hand.."
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"the only thing a bird in the hand does is peck at you and shit in your hand.."
I haven't read all the comments, but when Chloe Sevigny said "I felt really unattractive" she was being ironic. I mean, I know Americans don't understand irony, but sometimes they do it by accident, right?
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Wearing a prosthetic for a movie part made her feel ugly... And yet, she presumably chose to wear the outfit and hairstyle pictured here. Weird.
I can't hate on Chloe too much. She's a dependably good actress, and a beautiful girl with a great body to boot. But HOLY CRAP does she have atrocious taste in clothing.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
After that brown bunny beej, which wasn't a pretty sight, she had nowhere to go but up. This silly quote is just something to get her in the limelight.
didn't she perform oral sex on camera for a film?!
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"happier than a kardashian in piss" LMFAO that is the best analogy for being happy lOLOLOl
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Why is everyone being so mean toward Chloe?! Clearly she only feels comfortable with a penis (real or fake) if it's in her mouf!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Poor Chloe! Maybe if she had a scene where she auto-fellatio-ed, she would have felt more comfortable!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Something nice: she's unique at least, and she has a nice toned body. Google bikini pics.
Passive aggressive much? And she's bitchy and catty IRL too. Gave myself i-got-h8ers points after meeting her :p
Yet her gawd awful wardrobe makes her feel pretty?
Submitted by clairey claire on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 4:58pm.
Question for all you transsexual movie nerds (I know you're out there): the penis in the crying game- girl wearing prosthesis, or real girly looking dude?
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That was a dude - Jaye Davidson. Whatever happened to him?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 3:47pm.
If I had a penis, I just know that it'd be enormous.
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I have often thought the same thing, oddly enough, but I actually have reasoning behind it. I have large knockers, so I think there's a correlation to if I were a dude..Huge tits=Huge dick...yea...I'mma show myself out, ah'thankyou.
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Question for all you transsexual movie nerds (I know you're out there): the penis in the crying game- girl wearing prosthesis, or real girly looking dude?
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
"I felt really unattractive..." Oh Chloe, makes it TOO easy.
YEP........
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Damn right they know. Asshats.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Eww...no peen needed to be undesirable. How did this chick ever make it in the biz??? Don't get it.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA! @ wrong hole!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
How the fuck do they miss?
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We DON'T really:):P We're just testing the waters so to speak!
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Whamo - I KNOW that! It just looks so pretty that way.
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I would love to visit Canada and the land of Terrance and Phillip.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 3:47pm.
If I had a penis I'd be unemplotyed, sitting under a bridge masturbating all day.
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LMAO at Whamo's UR-A-PEEIN' "cheque". It makes it seem so sophisticated. Why the raw palms?
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LOL, What, that's the way we actually spell it in Canada!
Damn you yanks need to get out a little more, come north and party with us, we do a lot of things Ur-A Peen style:P
Submitted by M.E.:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA! @ wrong hole!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
How the fuck do they miss?
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IKR?! You just KNOW the bastards are doing it on purpose. They get the glare of death if they try that with me. I'll sink their goddamn boat!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA! @ wrong hole!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
How the fuck do they miss?
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We DON'T really:):P We're just testing the waters so to speak!
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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
If I had a peen I would sooooo surprise the Mister with it....Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
*thrusts pelvis* TAKE THAT! OH! I SLIPPED, WRONG OPENING! STOP GAGGING I HAVE SEEN YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA! @ wrong hole!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
How the fuck do they miss?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 4:09pm.
If I had a peen I'd shoot a load in all your faces!!!
I was just about to say that my Origins serums were getting a little expensive...
If I had a penis it would look just like China's clitoris.
WAIT.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 3:59pm.
If I had a penis I'd be unemplotyed, sitting under a bridge masturbating all day.
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ETA: M.E. - just don't try to suck it, you'll pull a muscle.
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I've already busted my guts, so, no pain no gain right?
Maybe she cried because it was a little too close to home. She has the manly-est face I've ever seen on a female. She could EASILY pass as a dude.
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Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 3:19pm.
Sad news...Donna Summer has passed away at age 63 from cancer.
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OMG WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!!!
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She died a couple of hours ago, if I'm not mistaken.
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LMFAO at urmomma... I'VE SEEN YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
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