SHOTS FIRED (Literally)
One way to deal with your arch rival telling a magazine they wanted to kill you is to Tweet picture after picture after picture after picture after video of you murdering a target to show a ho that you can shoot a gun without your popsicle stick arm popping off. LeAnn Rimes is supposedly shaking out of her Jimmy Choo horseshoes, because her husband's ex Brandi Glanville has threatened to kill her life several times. Because LeAnn is not one to waste an opportunity to whore herself out as much as possible, she sent Brandi a not-so-subtle public warning message in the form of these pictures. These bickering bitches...
I'm all for women fighting over a man and some kids, because it makes them look like morons and that's good for business, but really? Brand is a dumb ass for using LeAnn's name to get 5 seconds of publicity and LeAnn is a dumber ass for keeping this mess going. They're like the Dollar General version of Angelina and Jennifer. I swear, there are a lot of things I'd scrap over (examples: the last Kit Kat, DVDs of the only season of 2000 Malibu Road, a lifetime supply of Jell-O 1-2-3, etc...), but Eddie Cibrian and some kids are not on that list. If LeAnn spent as much time on her singing career as she does on these fame whore stunts, she'd have a singing career again. Even if LeAnn doesn't care about her singing career anymore, she has to know that sending some stupid message to Brandi takes precious time away from trolling around in a bikini for the paps. Bitch needs to get her priorities (and those implants cause they're a mess) straight.
And on another note, these pictures should scare EVERYONE, not just Brandi Glanville. The next time you take a horse out back, it may put you down instead.
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It's her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJP0FUk6oWY&feature=related
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:14pm.
have some dignity Leann!
*goes and stalks husbands ex gf's on facebook.*
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Yeah, really, LeAnn!
*goes to stalk ex-silver fox on FB*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:20pm.
It's going to be SO epic when Eddie leaves her for some unknown blonde skank who is skinnier than her.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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This.
Why shouldn't he leave a skinny fake titted blonde for a skinny fake titted blonde? He's already done it! Talk about using your strengths...bc his sure isn't acting...unless of course you count the fakeness of this relationship. Oh well, I guess he's getting what he wanted out of it-- publicity.
But jebus on a pony-- really, people? Just stop. This is like bullying back and forth on Twitter in high school. Aren't you all supposed to be adults? Think of the kids who are going to have to go to therapy over this whole sordid, ego-fed mess.
Those poor kids in the middle of this fuckery - none of the "adults" in their immediate lives are giving a rat's ass about them.
LefuckingAnn is mothafuckinuts, and Brandi is mothafuckinuts, and Eddie, well, he's looking in the mirror right now.
"They're like the Dollar General version of Angelina and Jennifer. "
Truer words never spoken. Jesus, just kill each other and get it over with. I mean, seriously, we're talking about women named Brandi (that's with an 'i' and don't you forget it) and LeAnn. This is like "Strippers 90631" (that's the LaHabra area code, my former town and now Octomom's crappy hood). BRANDI AND LEANN?? How much more white trash can you get?
Stupid, irritating asshole is stupid and irritating. I wish they'd both fuck off at this point.
In Norway, the only ones who carry a gun are the licenced persons shooting moose in the wood.
No, not even the police.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 8:48pm.
This would have been great if she'd added a cutout of Brandi's face to the target.
She would have shot her right between the tits!
This would have been great if she'd added a cutout of Brandi's face to the target.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
the trash tag is most appropriate.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
She scares me. Seriously. Eddie and Brandi are merely pathetic famewhores, but I think LeAnn is honestly fucked in the head.
HAHA on 2000 Malibu Road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAH1VidIXo4
I so remember that flash of a show.
Lisa Hartman was everywhere in the 80s and early 90s.
They are in love with each other at this point. Nothing to do with the husband. If you wake up in the morning with your mind on WAYS TO PISS OFF Brandi, then you are in love with Brandi and not Doofis husband.
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Get a room retards.
"Dollar General version of jolie and jen"
LoL
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I hope Falcor remembers the very first rule about weapons is that no matter what you're carrying, be prepared to have the weapon itself used against you. Think about that Falcor! I guess she can't afford a bodyguard to keep the other skinny minny from taking her out?
Also, did they nail her feet into the ground to keep her from falling on her ass from the recoil?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl_5BsJL_Wg
I'm a good shot, bitches. Fuck YOU Brandi!
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Submitted by kylimayrow on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:49pm.
I cant stand this twit... "you are so bad" cause you can carry and shoot a gun, give me a break. Actually, I cant stand people who post pics of themselves with guns. I get it you can shoot...so what...anyone with half a brain can too. It takes a bigger person to refuse to go around with guns and pretending that they are bad asses because they can have one. Tired of the whole gun, "power culture" being constantly touted to people. Talk about de-evolution
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I am guilty of having some pics of me shooting and I have some pics of me training with guns with instructors during school.
But I can't tell you how many buffoons I've come across at gun stores...guys that walk around with their holsters and camo pants but when you ask them a question, they know jack shit.
There's only one guy I'll go to for my guns because he's legit. He asked me before I began shooting what my weapon of choice is. I said "my hands and legs" and he actually said that was the best answer and we talked about multiple methods of self-defense other than guns.
Guns are awesome but when it comes down to it, weapons can break and malfunction and your body is really the best weapon.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:02pm.
shooting guns = best foreplay EVER!
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COSIGN. For the most part, I go shooting by myself but I've gone on shooting dates.
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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK
I cant stand this twit... "you are so bad" cause you can carry and shoot a gun, give me a break. Actually, I cant stand people who post pics of themselves with guns. I get it you can shoot...so what...anyone with half a brain can too. It takes a bigger person to refuse to go around with guns and pretending that they are bad asses because they can have one. Tired of the whole gun, "power culture" being constantly touted to people. Talk about de-evolution
You know.... I think these two fame whores are in it together as an elaborate advertising campaign for Twitter and plastic surgery victims. hahahaha
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:19pm.
Now I'm really really convinced Leanne is suffering from some narcissistic borderline personality disorder and its manifested via social media. She has NOOOO remorse for anyone it's all about HER, HER HER.....Evil witch they raised.
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So true!! Her parents exploited her as a child and fed her ego to get her to perform. They raised a spoiled narcissistic fame whore. They laughed all the way to the bank doing it.
Now Leann and Eddie are using his kids every week to sell photos to the tabloids. She posts photos and intimate details of his kid's lives almost daily, to get attention for herself and Eddie. They are both narcissists who care most about staying in the public eye and their own egos, and not about the welfare or privacy or safety of two young children.
Hasn't the rodeo discovered that this irritating mess has strayed from the herd? Looking forward to her going away ... hopefully soon ....
Submitted by Sweetas :
Cuppy! Team armed women!! The difference is I don't need to tweet about it. You want to see what I can do? Come through my window at 2am.
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I've been wanting a gun for some time. What types do ya'll prefer?
You two need this sign outside your homes!
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I just checked her twitter and she has a show tomorrow, so what do you know, she is still working. Also, this...
LeAnn Rimes Cibrian
@leannrimes
It's amazing when someone can not be right here with you, but you KNOW....He loves me, without question.
*barf*
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:55pm.
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she has more money than Brandi ..indeed!!
Squinty McCheater...LOL!!
I secretly hope Y&R rehires him....YES!! Soap work is GREAT for actors, OK you're looked from your fellow actors as....well NOT actors.. BUT those same actors would KILL for that steady pay cheque and back in the day when soaps were super popular that steady pay cheque was HUGE!!
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they really earn their keep because it is a morning, noon and night job. They have to learn pages upon pages of dialogue within hours of being on set. So can you imagine Falcor feeling neglected and trying to get his attention while he's trying to memorize lines. She would prolly prance around in one of her gazillion butt floss suits to distract him. Then after feeling lonely and depressed she spends her time going from one drive thru to the another. The paps get pics of her ramfeeding in the parking lot a la Kirstie Alley and she's back to her porky weight then Squinty starts up a relationship with a younger hotter soap starlet... ah if only. if only.
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:14pm.
have some dignity Leann!
*goes and stalks husbands ex gf's on facebook.*
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LOL, go get em..you just KNOW he's up to something!!??
*stirs pot and laughs*
Horse please...Mama bear will take you in the middle of the night! I give this filly 50 to 1 odds.
Ugg I can't wait till her so-called prize man drops her ass like he did his idiot wife.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:55pm.
she has more money than Brandi .. but you have a point Whamy - if bitch ain't working because she's babysitting Squinty McCheater than he will be sniffing around for another Sugar Mommy. Everytime you see them, they're on vacation somewhere and do you think it's him financing that? Hell to the no.
The fact that she tweets her whole life all damn day and puts so much energy into this soap opera, makes me think she has absolutely zero going on in her life. I can't see him being sick of them fighting over him, but I do see him getting sick of LeAnn smothering him, since she seems to have made him her life.
i hate her. that is all.
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:11pm.
FALCOR go flap your wings & buzz the fuck off.
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I like THIS Falcor better....OK it Falco...but still..Der Kommissar IS back in town.
Sorry it's Friday and I'm feeling goofy:):P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU5FOyQMSA8&feature=fvst
have some dignity Leann!
*goes and stalks husbands ex gf's on facebook.*
FALCOR go flap your wings & buzz the fuck off.
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Sweetas ahahaahahaha well yes. Stand back everybody!!!
And yes according to her twitter she still has fans.
#muchlovetomy fans or some shit she said. could be imaginary fans. just like her "LOVELY LIFE"
Coma Caca!
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Of Course she said she wants to kill you, you stole her husband! stupid bitch.
I'm all for freedom to bear arms, but someone THIS stupid/vapid shouldn't be allowed to have guns.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:55pm.
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she has more money than Brandi ..indeed!!
Squinty McCheater...LOL!!
I secretly hope Y&R rehires him....YES!! Soap work is GREAT for actors, OK you're looked from your fellow actors as....well NOT actors.. BUT those same actors would KILL for that steady pay cheque and back in the day when soaps were super popular that steady pay cheque was HUGE!!
Beyonce could teach LeAnn how to do a pillow baby & hire a surrogate on the dl so she does't ruin her svelte figure. olol
shooting guns = best foreplay EVER!
I love the part in Brandi's interview that she's happy that Leanne and Eddie didn't have a pre-nup, so she doesn't have to worry about her kids future, haha. That squinty eyed man is gonna leave that squinty eyed bitch, and take half her shit with him....right on over to the playboy mansion and pick hissef up a newer model, on her fucking dime!!!
Then the old Leanne will return as the little porkchop she used to be, crying her squints out, on the beach in a one [iece that's holding on by a thread....
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I'm your huckleberry...
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:58pm.
If I had a nickel....
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more like a pickle...mmmm hmmmm
anyone seen a monkey with a gun? very cute
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:55pm.
she has more money than Brandi .. but you have a point Whamy - if bitch ain't working because she's babysitting Squinty McCheater than he will be sniffing around for another Sugar Mommy. Everytime you see them, they're on vacation somewhere and do you think it's him financing that? Hell to the no.
I secretly hope Y&R rehires him and he can terrorize Cricket this time plus working on a soap is full time job and it will really send Falcor's insecurities into overdrive.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:55pm.
He'll leave her for someone equally crazy as his first 2 wives but younger and hotter.
Sad thing is, she has an incredible voice. Seriously! Why not use it instead of posting pathetic photos and tweeting about love? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHugDOFupOM
I agree that she should have her own kid but Ted C had a blind vice I think is about Leanne - a woman who messed up her ability to reproduce by having anal and vaginal intercourse without changing the/using a condom, so getting an infection that rendered her barren. Cuz, doesn't she seem the type who'd have squeezed out a few kids by now if she were able to do so, in hopes of tying Eddie to her even more closely?
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LeAnn is far too vain to have a baby herself. There is NO WAY she would be willing to sacrifice her body for pregnancy.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:20pm.
She used to not bug me. She's around my age and I thought she had a good singing voice. Hell, I even liked a couple of her songs back in the day. Now she's become one of THE MOST annoying bitches on the planet -- up there with the Kardashians and LiLo.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:51pm.
JACK DON'T DO THIS TO ME
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Me too guest. And women are really very naturally good at it.
Millions of southern women are laughing, LeAnn!
ITA oet...he'll never leave her. He'll cheat & LR will let him.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:50pm.
I have the same hope for Eddie that I do for David Beckham and Brad Pitt- that they leave their current Skinny Bone Jones' for some super voluptuous Christina Hendricks type woman.
Yes, except Beckham. I think Posh has pretty much worked very hard to preserve her marriage all these years. If he left her his image would go the Tiger Woods way IMO. With Brad and Eddie the Nobodie, it's only a matter of time.