Wednesday, June 20th 2012
"Don't Laugh, Heffa! I Can Still Take Your Man Even With Paris Hilton's Shoehorns On My Head."
Yesterday, Disney released a dark as shit official picture of Angie Jolie as Maleficent and today there's a bunch of paparazzi pictures of her shooting in the British countryside while looking like a demon shepherdess. Bitch looks like an Illuminati monk. This scene is probably all part of Maleficent's backstory and we'll learn that she used to spend her days dramatically walking through a herd of cows who are completely over this shit. Underneath this cow's wavy Bieber mop, you'll find a face that is clearly saying, "I really need to fire my agent."
And the horns actually look better in the daytime. But I'm probably only saying that because they look Mexican pointy boots.
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I am REALY looking forward to this movie... *hate me if you must* I think it's perfect casting!
and besides I have always wanted to know what turned Maleficent so mean :-) (the child in me)...
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
I have no idea why she is one of the highest paid actresses today - her movies suck, she sucks (other guys), her movies make no money so far as I can figure is that studios think she has a "cool and hip" vibe making them look cool also. Or everyone that likes her is a fucking idiot - yeah, that's it.
In the beginning I thought she was a good choice because she always acts as if there's a stick up her ass. THEN I saw a video of Malifecent and there's no way she can do justice to the original. She's going to act bitchy instead of subtly evil, and she's going to talk in some weird who-knows-from-where accent. She also needs green make-up,otherwise she's just going to look like herself.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:44pm.
I went and fucked with the JJ loons but mike is right, they are dullards and dolts and winding them up is fun for all of one minute.
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It's almost like a hive mentality. Deviation from the Angie worshipping cult will not be tolerated!
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They erased my messages, so here's a paraphrase of what I wrote:
"Get a sense of humor, get a personality take a finance class, instead of spending all your time having asinine discussions on a celebrity board. Do something! Get laid! Get a life!
I wrote that because there was a stupid conversation about tax deductions. They are sooo stupid.
Is this a joke? She finally took off the mask and put her halo away. Meet the real Jolie.
In all seriousness, this will suck balls. People are so over her. She over acts everything she does. That's not limited to movies, that goes for being mommy of the year, the best overly affection sister in the world, and apparently the sex crazed nymph. BITCH. PLEASE.
This will suck intense ass.
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 9:44pm.
I went and fucked with the JJ loons but mike is right, they are dullards and dolts and winding them up is fun for all of one minute.
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It's almost like a hive mentality. Deviation from the Angie worshipping cult will not be tolerated!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
The JJ crowd seem to all despise Katy Perry. I'll give them credit where credit is due.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
I went and fucked with the JJ loons but mike is right, they are dullards and dolts and winding them up is fun for all of one minute.
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I'm beginning to love JJ. That place is guaranteed for a good laugh and they always have the best zingers. "Duh-listed". Oh Snap! hahahaha
"If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport" - the Yoda of JJ, circa 3 or 4 years ago.
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:16pm.
"some of those loons really need help...serious help!!!"
well, i've done my best to point them in the right direction ... ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 6:55pm
not banned so far but have not tried to post in a couple of hours. sorry y'all got jammed
i thought that was a fake Mrs. Campbell but maybe not
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 6:55pm.
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All My posts got deleted :(
I didn't even say anything offensive, but some loon started throwing around f*ck bombs and is still there.
I don't know how her head and neck can hold up those horns....she looks about 80 pounds in these pics. Christ.
Submitted by Satans Panties on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:06pm.
I dont think its specifically just JJs. Trolling is usually looked down on, on most half-reputable blogs. Not cool.
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Um, I beg to differ on the trolling part. That is not what we were doing. We are not first people to call them out on their loony status. People are allowed to post their opinions on blogs. If the owner disagrees, then don't make it public.
Has anybody banned Bernard P. from here yet? Does somebody consider him/her a troll? Exactly.
Loons are the original trolls. They drove fans away from that site because of their constant bullying, aggressiveness, crazy conspiracy theories and irrational hatred for Aniston.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I find it sad and pathetic that Just Jared seems to be owned (so they think) by a bunch of fcuking nut jobs.... Why doesn't fabulous Jared, heavy sarcasm, just admit that he himself is a fcuking loon? Seriously, some of those loons really need help...serious help!!!
They have got their panties in a bunch now, and I am loving it.
I dont think its specifically just JJs. Trolling is usually looked down on, on most half-reputable blogs. Not cool.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:04pm
i think "Brad the future.." might be Hekki. she dropped a haiku and right after that Brad showed up
if Sucky every shows up there, somebody better call a sista'!!!! cuz i do not want to miss THAT omfg lololollolol
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Foxxy, even Mrs. Patrick Campbell made one contribution in a past thread. She signed as Mrs. Patrick J. Campbell and commented on Brad's meat status.
Did anyone else got banned today? :D
Since it's clear he's not being honest, I'd like for Jared to admit that his is a Brand-worshipping site and that he wasn't honest about it being neutral because he is a loon himself. It's the only explanation as to why they are not getting moderated and banned.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I want to see Malificent, Angie needs to be bad.
but Elle Fanning will steal the show(she wants it all) ;>
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"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
what's up with the cows? Now she's NEVER EVERRRRRRRR gonna eat meat. ahahahahahahaha
Coma Caca!
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Love Maleificent, but she never had long flowing locks. And she better have a green face in the film or I'll hafta have my money back!!!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:23pm.
I went over to JJ, and from what I saw, the loons aren't worth the effort. They're not entertaining even when they're on the defensive. They're just dull and dumb.
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Mike, I know right. I have enough of the cray cray in my life......I don't need to invite anymore. Besides, I kind of like it here. It feels like home.
Cast includes: Sharlto Copley, Elle Fanning, Sam Riley, Imelda Staunton, Miranda Richardson, Juno Temple, and Lesley Manville.
. . . very interesting!
WOW! That is one fucking amazing cast. Cannot wait to see this!!!
Besides the fact that I don't like Angie, this looks really stupid.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
I went over to JJ, and from what I saw, the loons aren't worth the effort. They're not entertaining even when they're on the defensive. They're just dull and dumb.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 4:04pm
i think "Brad the future.." might be Hekki. she dropped a haiku and right after that Brad showed up
if Sucky every shows up there, somebody better call a sista'!!!! cuz i do not want to miss THAT omfg lololollolol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Also, I love Angie. I REALLY DO
The title for this post is amazing.
More like "inefficient" than "maleficent"...
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 1:58pm.
Dontfearthepsych!??? hahahahahahahaa whothefuck is brad the husband or whatever? I swear to god its sucky....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
P.S. There is no hard proof that horns are bad. Just ask the animal that wears them for defense.
Fuck Angie...I might have to leave this thread/site because Illuminati references are getting annoying. It's like I'm being told ahead of time to see certain things (and to see what may or may not be there) as evil before I made up my mind about it. :P It's just another religion... like we need another one of those.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 1:37pm.
Whamo, can you feel the wrath of the loons eminating from your computer screen?
Courtesy of a loon: "i just had anther fun filled 30 minutes or so thumbing down all the trolls. most of which i didn’t bother to read. i did read two of Whamo’s post because i wanted to see what one of our favorite psychotics is up to. and as usual, nothing of importance."
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LMFAO see. I mean where else can you get some fucktard wasting 30 MIN thumbing down a post.
Sweeet Geezuz that makes me smile!
You can believe they read everyone em:P
I do take pride in my work!
*lowsweeping bow*
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Whamo, the loons won't let Tamsin be great. Tried to access from a different location and got moderated after one post.
Jenvane T. O'Whamo, Commander Rath Vibol, Lisa, Crabby thank you all. Hilarious stuff. Tina Fey better take notice of the talent here.
>D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
That's what she really looks like, not a costume, folks.
I hope Angie has some weights sewn into into that gown because those antlers look hella heavy! It's a wonder she doesn't snap back! LOL, take that Heffa, Ya, she can! hahahaha
Those brangieloonies will be going spastic over these pictures, Jeebus!!!m ;)
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St Angie Ho coughed up $100,000 to donate on refugee day. That's like a dollar for her. The loons of course are losing their shit over it.
Poor Santa Angelina has to work so hard to scratch up another $20 million or so.
Let's hope she steps in a nice fresh cow pie.
Another bunch of shit I won't go to see.
Boring bitch is boring.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
For the love of fuck's sake. She looks like the love child of Loki from The Avengers and Jada Pinkett Smith's cheekbones.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 2:22pm.
just thumbed up all you crazy dlisters' negative comments on JJ and thumbed down all the loons. they are seriously nuts. one poster said "can't wait for 2014, i miss angie already"
they all need lobotomies
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Miss her already????? Bitch is in the tabloids every week. Mr. & Mrs. Smith aired on TNT (I think it was TNT) for the entire month of May, every damn night. And her Tourist shitfest movie just was released last year.
Mental midgets.
argh! for all that's Holie... the movie is coming out in 2014!!
stop it with the press or we'll all be like the cows and get over this shit soon = no money at box office!
just thumbed up all you crazy dlisters' negative comments on JJ and thumbed down all the loons. they are seriously nuts. one poster said "can't wait for 2014, i miss angie already"
they all need lobotomies
Jeez, that’s a cheap looking film. Angie’s been raiding Shiloh’s Montinegro wardrobe for inspiration!
No, Maleficent...she turns into a dragon!
She isn't even the best Disney villain, IMO. Ursula the Sea Witch and the Queen from Snow White were far scarier. ESPECIALLY the Snow White one...omg. She made me cry when I was a kid.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra