Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
These two well-known female Scientologists have secretly hooked up. One is married and the other is divorced. They are not overt lesbians, but some nights – when the booze is flowing and the timing is right – they rush into each other’s arms. Who are they? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
This is one blind item that I hope is true, because Kelly Preston deserves to get hers while John Travolta is out there getting his from every massage therapist who doesn't scream for dear life when he unleashes his wrinkly, hungry tunnel of love. We all know muncher extraordinaire Kirstie Alley can eat a sandwich down to its crust while sitting across the room from it, so Kelly is in good hands....lips...tongue flicks..etc...
Can you name the married talk-show icon who is notorious for dr*nk-dialing his female assistants and producers? The pushy personality is all business on TV, but after a few drinks he turns into an overheated sex hound. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Matt Lauer? But if they're using the word icon the way it should be used, I'll guess Willard Scott?
The search for a replacement for the costar of this television show has dragged on for months. The producers have finally narrowed it down to three men. They are all in their 30s and 40s. One is a funny actor, one is a professional performer, and one is just a pro. All three are very comfortable on camera and have good chemistry with the current costar.
The really interesting twist is that there is one other last-minute dark-horse entry: the current costar’s ex. He would certainly be ratings-grabber, but we don’t know how much longevity he would have on the show, and the producers really want someone for the long haul.
Out of the running: two gay talkers (both are too busy with other projects), two over-50 contenders (too old), and the current costar’s current SO. (Blind Gossip)
Show: LIVE! with Kelly
Funny actor: Jerry O'Connell?
Professional performer: Pat Kiernan of NY1?
Pro: Michael Strahan?
Dark-horse: Trace Cyrus?
This actor is just about A list. He does a mix of television and movies and is one of those guys who you just feel is on the way to superstardom, but just can't quite get the perfect role. I guess he would be A- then. He is married. Hooker stories would not be fun if the guy was not married. This would also get rid of Charlie Sheen which would be every person's guess for anything to do with a man and hookers. Oh, Sean Penn would be a guess too. But you know even in the middle of nowhere if you say actor and hooker, someone is going to say Charlie Sheen. This actor I am referring to is married as I said, and she is famous in her own right. In certain ways she might have eclipsed her husband's fame. The husband has been in trouble before with hookers. The thing is he loves them. He says that the first thing he does before going to a new city is to see what their escort situation is and he spends a few hours in front of the computer deciding which ones he is going to have and on what days and in what order. When he gets to the city he makes himself wait and then he invites them over one by one to the point where he has had four or five different women in one night. After being busted several times by his wife, he now has it down to a science and plans his schedule in advance to make sure that when he is with the women, his wife will be busy. She checks up on him constantly when they are apart. The thing is he rarely does anything while at home with anyone because he is too scared of getting caught and feels like when he is away from LA that most people don't know what he looks like. Well, no one said he was incredibly brilliant. After the last time he was caught his wife made him go to outpatient sex therapy. He still goes but the second he is out of town his fingers are dialing. He has not had sex with his wife in months and he said they once went a whole year without sex. This is his excuse for being with the hookers. (CDAN)
Josh Duhamel or Ben Affleck?
#3. David Duchovny
Dark-horse: Trace Cyrus?
shocked that you figured it out MK
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No.3 is way too long to read.
How about Nancy Cartright (divorced Sciento) and Leah Remini (married) for No. 1? Wait, that's semi-hot...
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Vanessa da Mata, Boa sorte
I'll play on #3:
Show: Live with Kelly! (duh)
Funny Actor: Joel McHale
Professional Performer: Josh Groban
Pro: Jesse Palmer
Dark Horse: Regis wants his job back.
Gays: Neil Patrick Harris and Mah Boo
Old: Martin Short and Howie Mandel
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
DARK HORSE: TRACE CYRUS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAA
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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just gagging at the thought of kelly munching on kirstie's crusty old cooch cookie...ewwww
The last one is probably both Assfleck and Duhammel. Fergie is butt ugly and Assfleck is just a major douche.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:45pm.
1. Jada Pinkett Smith is sad that you chose Kirstie over her.
2. Charlie Rose. He's a drunk lecher.
He's also a major social climber.
Well, #4 doesn't say it's female hookers, so...Tiny Tom or John Travolta. (The "out-patient sex therapy" could be Sci-Co$-speak for audits.)
Talk show icon drunk dialer made me think of Bill O'Reilly all the way up until "all business"'and he's got to be on CNBC or Fox Business. Big talker, icon -that Jim Cramer guy.
Juliette Lewis for sure!! Have no guess to the other lady but everybody is giving good ones!
As one of Betty White's characters on SNL once said, "Let them lez!"
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Arggghhh, that CDAN shit is ridic, if I wanted a fucking book I would download one, for fucks sake but I get a David Duchovny vibe fo sho, he is a hooker fanatic, been in treatment for sex addiction, and is married to Tea Leoni. The $ciento is funny to imagine that beached whale Kristy mistaking a poon for a sammich! My guess is Julie or Jada or Bijou...Kristie is a freak, but so damn unsexy these days.
Fuck. Its my nap time and that last blind item almost made for the perfect bedtime story it was so long. I agree with the kelly ripa guess, but who the hell is her ex? She's been with Mark for so long that I'm not sure if she ever dated a famous person. I remember when they revived the show that made her famous, pre- all my children, a few mths ago, solid gold dancers or some shit, they interviewed some local guy she had dated when they were 16 or something. That's how long its been since she wasn't with Mark, soooo...I dunno.
And I can't think of Josh Duhamel as hot anymore since that airplane incident. He's just an ahole to me now.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:48pm.
I think Kelly Preston is still super hot... anything involving her with no clothes on, I'm down (even if it is with that pig Kirstie
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Ya WTF migh as well throw Kristie into the mix! LOL!
don't care. blind items suck.
#1: I really hope it's Kelly and anybody. Can't stand her, and her doing anything her "church" wouldn't approve of coming to light is perfectly scandaloso to me.
#4: I wanna know how MK knows all about my brother-in-law.
except he's only A list in his mind though.
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I think Kelly Preston is still super hot... anything involving her with no clothes on, I'm down (even if it is with that pig Kirstie).
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
#1 my guess would be Bijou Phillips (married to Danny Masterson) and Juliet Lewis (divorced). But WTF do I know anyway?
1. Jada Pinkett Smith is sad that you chose Kirstie over her.
2. Charlie Rose. He's a drunk lecher.
3. Oh who cares? And I LOVE Pat Kiernan.
4. Ben Affleck doesn't do TV.
For #1, I'm thinking that chick from Dharma and Greg and maybe Kelly Preston.
For #2, David Letterman fo sho.
#3, don't give a fuck.
#4, Not reading that mile long stupid shit.
Ugh. I always try to give CDAN a chance. I mean, I rarely guess the blinds but it's still fun to read... but this time, holy crap! A quarter of the way into his blind, I've decided it's actually blind, deaf, and mute, with an inability to learn braille. This guy is a goddamn crackie.
That last guy is pathetic, whoever he is.
ETA: No, wait, it's CDAN. That means it's worthless.
tl;dr
Trace Cyrus! LMAO!
I think Fergie's hub is 3.
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