Wednesday, July 4th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Koko The Gorilla (41)
Isabeli Fontana (29)
The Situation (30)
Becki Newton (34)
Ute Lemper (49)
Geraldo Rivera (69)
Gina Lollobrigida (85)
Neil Simon (85)
Eva Marie Saint (88)
Pauline "Dear Abby" Phillips (94)

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WakaWaka's picture

I'm here for Koko!!!

Eximius's picture

Oh MichealK, you are a brilliant writer and I am so proud of you for giving crap to celebrities who believe they are god's gift to the world:) BUT.....Koko as a hot slut, NO! She is one of the most intelligent, compassionate and empathtic gorillas known to Man. Please honor her, she is so special.

Happy Birthday, Koko

Dion flowerboy's picture

Happy Birthday Koko and USA!USA!USA!. If I knew how, I would do the sign language for "Happy B-day" for Koko. Have a great Fourth Dlisters!

Mel-Tang's picture

Aw Happy Birfday KoKo!

Don't give her any bath salts, or kitteh will be lunch. :(

www.poopreport.com :)

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 2:38pm.

Oh look. An assbow. LOL! How're youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 1:27pm.

Same here. I still remember visiting the gorillas at the zoo, as a kid. It hasn't left me, that recognition, seeing an intelligence being looking back at me. I hope Koko enjoys many more kitten cuddling years to come.

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Kokooo!! Koko (plus kitty by default in that pic) Happy damn bday!

The Situation can fk his ugly self off.

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Happy Birthday to one of my favorites of all time, the great KOKO !!!! I'm kind of of surprised she has lived this long but it will be very sad when she passes. For some reason everything about her makes me a bit sad.

joanne's picture

@Whamo, don't forget Illegal Smile.
I still have his album where he is sitting on the haystack.

Have a great day everyone.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by joanne on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:16am.
I love John Prine.
This is one of my favorites.
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Good Call Joanne, that youtube is a bit fuzzy but it's a hell of a tune just the same. I love all his work but of course you can't mention Prine without Sam Stone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OwEyXFhZ9g

I'll add this a well Joanne :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh33ipvRSfY&feature=related

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:21am.

Submitted by sonne on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 10:38am

Both?
My Dislike of the ape goes back to one that jacked off and threw it whilst me and my dad were standing there. talk about awkward. this was at a safari island. if that's a safari, you can fucking keep it.
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This reminds me of the late, great Kurt Vonnegut.

The title of the story which is also the inscription on the label of Billy’s birth control pills refers to the history of how the numbing pills have been developed. The druggist J. Edward Nation had taken his family to the zoo on the Easter Sunday. When they passed by the monkey house a monkey was playing with his genitals. Finding that this immoral behavior destroyed the spirit of Easter, Nation decided to invent the numbing pills for animals. Later on, when people stayed young and attractive on the long term due to the invention of the anti-aging shots, the pills were also imposed on humans.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_to_the_Monkey_House_%28short_story%...

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Imagine someone that is here 24/7 and always has to be the first to comment on every new post saying something so snotty.

Someone is jelly.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Tragic.

joanne's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:16am.
I love John Prine.
This is one of my favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2keQVXn36M

Dog's picture

Okay, hi. Considering I posted before you and you chose not to say hi to me goes pretty much ignored, yeah? As I said, I wasn't trying to start anything. You choose to go on the defensive, that's your call. Have fun.

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 12:12pm.

I don't get it. You're in Paradise but you're on Dlisted? I dunno. When I'm on vacation, I don't even look at a computer. *shrugs*

ETA: I am in no way trying to start anything. I was merely making an observation and asking a question. To each their own on their own time. :-)

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Excuse me? I've been on vacation since last Friday and checked Dlisted about three times. Not that it's any of your business and why you chose to write this instead of saying hello/hi is beyond me.

And as I mentioned earlier, had you absorbed that info, I have to work a little this morning hence why I am on my laptop, as well as checking emails. I'm delighted you don't look at a computer when on vacation but unfortunately I have to write publish two articles when I am away, such is the life of a freelancer, although in reality it's half a day's work in two weeks. I hope you "get it" now.
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 12:07pm.

You have me salivating.

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The Situation is only 30??????!!!!!

BWA HA HA HA HA!

He looks like a 120 year old Galapagos tortoise - no offense meant to all you lovely tortoises out there.

sonne's picture

Happy fourth of july everyone! Hope you americans are getting your BBQ and beer on today. Miss those parties mucho.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:21am.
Both?
My Dislike of the ape goes back to one that jacked off and threw it whilst me and my dad were standing there. talk about awkward. this was at a safari island. if that's a safari, you can fucking keep it.
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OMG, that's gross! You definitely have a reason for disliking the apes/monkeys of this world.
Me, I just don't like them. That and baboons are evil. ;)

HB to Gina Lollobrigida! She's a true original HS.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ree220FiOEg

Happy Birthday, America!

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Mani6's picture

See you all later...I'm gonna make like a tree and get outta here.

Dog's picture

I don't get it. You're in Paradise but you're on Dlisted? I dunno. When I'm on vacation, I don't even look at a computer. *shrugs*

ETA: I am in no way trying to start anything. I was merely making an observation and asking a question. To each their own on their own time. :-)

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Green Tea Latte's picture

@Rande
Yup grilling outside, on gas. I know, I know... I like the quick start and easy temp control. That Salmon sounds delicious!

Doing beef tenderloin, jalapeño cheddar turkey burgers, grilling up some corn on the cob and tomatoes for tossing with arugula, avocado and goat cheese for a nice simple salad.

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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST WHORE-BAGGIN' SLUT OF'EM ALL ----AMERICA!!!
http://youtu.be/8xk1P1913y0?hd=1&t=1m29s

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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Mani6's picture

Happy 4th dlisted peoples!

little_rascal's picture

HB to exquisite Eva Marie Saint. Loved her in "On the waterfront" with Marlon Brando, "Exodus" with Paul Newman and "North by Northwest" with Cary Grant.

IrishFury's picture

@ tojo, thanks, it IS like heaven! What I love most is how uncrowded it is. The beach is all white sand and great surf but you have a good 100 feet of personal space between each group of people and that's in the "busy" section. Walk about a minute and a half and you have a good 500 feet of your own space before you have another group camped out on the beach. So there are people around and in the water but boatloads of space too.

Whamo, you BETTER go on that trip! Don't end up 80 years old and wishing you had spent more time with family and it sounds like these people are family. Do what you have to do with work and make the trip!!
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Gardening Girl's picture

Now THIS Koko, I like! HB to you.

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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:39am.

Olives are da best and really good for you. You're grilling outside, right? On gas or charcoal? There are some amazing chefs on this site; I'd listen to them over me. I'm grilling marinaded salmon steaks, with wasabi finishing sauce, peppers, and white corn.

Green Tea Latte's picture

@Rande
I loathe olives...will tolerate a nice light olive oil though. Now have to try and find butchers twine if I'm grilling if whole. Was trying to avoid the 1hr-1.5hr of cooking it whole but if it's better that way...

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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:15am.
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Uhh...yes dear, I always know you're eye's are never too far away. lol!!

It sounds perfect! thank god you didn't hit those storms, I understand it might be till the week's end before they get power, having said that it's
good YOU have power, that would totally suck.
The kids sounds like they're having a great time, I'm sure they'll remember trips like this for their lifetime! I know what you mean about dropping by 11 I'm sure the them little gaffers
run you ragged with all their excitement. lol!

I'm working and as most of my clients are American I might as well not be here at all. The phones are dead and I've yet to get a single email. Had a great BBQ on the week end saw some friends I haven't seen in years, we are all getting older but what can you do eh!

I'm gearing up for my annual fishing trip with the boys, this is my buddy, his dad (he's kinda like my dad too, long story ) and his kids. I love hanging with the kids as I've seen them grow from babies to young men. The oldest is 18 now and training to be a fireman out west. They love to party with their Uncle..(Insert my name here:) and it's always an adventure. 5 days in the middle of nowhere about three hours north of the city. The thing is I'm not sure if I can go this year, I'm working on a project that might keep me tethered to my desk, it depends where I'm at on it as to if I can get away or not.

Anyway at this point some of the bitches are probably WTF Whamo go to OP with this shit...Fuck you Bitches...WE'RE TALKIN HERE :P *uses Dustin Hoffman voice*

Any who...:)

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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:23am.

He's being funny. Not a fan of olives??? The oil will burn off during grilling, no? I'd grill it whole, no cover, then slice.

tojo's picture

Oh IF, that sounds like heaven!

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RandéSleepover's picture

Geraldo has an AM radio talk show that I listen to during my commute. It's focused foremost on politics but also covers sports, culture, and the like. He's a right-of-center independent but pretty practical and sharp. Surprisingly broad base of knowledge, too.

Some call-in pundit said his first name with a hard G and he pounced on him, saying something like, "I've been in this business a long time and nearly everyone knows that an initial G in Spanish is pronounced like an H." The pundit stammered.

Green Tea Latte's picture

@Provy
You're just pulling my chain right?!?...

most recipes I've read have you rubbing olive oil on the meat, not a fan of ze olives...

Former future in laws sent me the meat from Oklahoma, grass fed, was still alive last Saturday want to do it justice.

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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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WithinReason...'s picture

HB to Koko The Gorilla, Neil and the other birthday hot sluts today! That pic is adorable!

Happy 4th of July everyone! ☺☺

*Absolutely LOVE it when MK wakes up late! hehehe*

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Submitted by sonne on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 10:38am

Both?
My Dislike of the ape goes back to one that jacked off and threw it whilst me and my dad were standing there. talk about awkward. this was at a safari island. if that's a safari, you can fucking keep it.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"

Mojo_Jojo's picture

HB Koko! Kinda scary seeing her with that little kitteh knowing at any moment she could pinch its head with her fingers and pop it like a grape.
And I thought The Situation was almost 30 when Jersey Shore started. Maybe he doesn't want people to know he's really 35 and acting like a fucking moron.

Whamo's picture

Here's Dear Abby from John Prine one of the best songwriters more people should know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJVFY_LX9Ik

If you want to cry listen to this song as well.

one of the prettiest sad songs I know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfwGkplB_sY

joanne's picture

HB Koko, Gina Lollobrigida, Neil Simon, Eva Marie Saint and Dear Abby.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:06am.

Hello LADIES :)

Ms Fury, how is your set up down there, did you make it down ok, nice view and all the stuff?

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I see that when the cat's away, the mouse will play. STOP WHORING AROUND!

Oh Wham - we are right on the ocean, overlooking the whole beach and pier as well as the lush tropical gardens and swimming pools (there are 4!). Our condo is really nice and spacious and loving the balcony and falling asleep to sounds of the ocean.
We took the kids night swimming last night as a treat - all the pools lit up from the interior and water warm, we let them swim till 10pm. They are enjoying us playing and being with them all day but we take an hour or two to relax on loungers or on the beach as they play. We ate out for the first time last night (my own cooking would have been better) and pretty much make picnics and have dinner at home in the evening.

Our trip down was horrible, next time we'll take a break and stay at a hotel. Too long with a 6, 7 and 8 year old. We could not do rest stops for 200 miles due to power outages in West Virgina and we missed the terrible storms by only about 4 hours!

Weather is in the 90s every day but you can't tell with the ocean breezes so it's perfect.
Today I have to write an article but we're going downstairs to the beach in about an hour. It's about 500 feet from us and water is warm.

All in all, we are super relaxed and soaking up the outdoors. And in bed by 11pm because we're so tired from all the activity and heat! GRAMMY AND GRANPA!

That's my news, what are you up to??

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:08am.

Yeah - even Miss Manners stole that, almost verbatim. And why not? It's perfection.

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Isabeli is 29? Happy Birthday!

I've NEVER seen that reality tv show either, except in previews.

TexnDoc's picture

Dear Abby is always a Hot Slut. Even in the 1960s or 70s wasn't she famous for answering a letter asking "What am I supposed to say to the homosexual couple who moved into my building?!" with "How do you do? Pleased to meet you."