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Contrary to all of the news reports, Tom Cruise has never been happier to be free of Katie Holmes. Now he can cut loose and just be himself covered in Xenu sperm, his favorite night gown, and barley bagels on the floor of a back alley. "It's ME time." - Wanted

Well, everyone said if Lindsay went back to her natural red hair she'll get plenty of roles! Wait......something aint right... - El Bastardo

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hahaha thanks bitches!!!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:12pm.

Hoople I thought the exact same thing!! So great to see you again! If only NoAnjl were up there, the reunion would be complete. ♥

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Great job winners!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 12:01pm.
Yaaaay!! :D Congrats Wanted, ElBad Ass, and Hoople, you hilarious hos!!
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Kinda like the old days,innit? I've missed you guys, and as always...very funny stuff!

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Sweetasss♥♥♥ElBebe♥♥♥and all the winners!!!!

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Congrats to all the winners!

Sweetas and El B !!!

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YAY Winners!!!

*makes whore sammich with SweeeeeetASS & El Bits*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Yaaaay!! :D Congrats Wanted, ElBad Ass, and Hoople, you hilarious hos!!

Thanks so much guys and MK♥♥ *sits on perky's lap with sweaty ass*

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good job winners!

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It's PHELPS time!

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SweeeeeeetAsssssss! :P

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