JLo Out, Mimi In?
"I'm really going to miss.... I'm really going to miss.... all that monaaaaaaaywaaaah!" is what was going through JLo's head this morning when she called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show and faked a tearful voice to tell him that the middle chair at the American Idol judge's table no longer needs two seats to fit her football field ass. JLo is following Steven Tyler out the exit door and won't be back next season to judge tricks whose burps are more pleasant to the ear than her natural singing voice. Cut to Randy Jackson changing his cell phone number, putting his home phone off the hook and praying that he won't get fired, because the producers forgot that he still exists.
JLo told Ryan that she's just way too busy terrorizing the music industry, the movie industry, the fashion industry, the Dragon Tales twins and she just doesn't have time to terrorize TV audiences too. There's so many things that JLo wants to do and the show that successfully gave her dying career mouth-to-mouth is not one of them.
As for JLo's replacement, the producers could replace her with a single Jell-O Jiggler and it would be an upgrade, but People says that lamb herder and Hello Kitty's adoptive mother Mimi is in serious talks.
And any post that has the names "Mimi" and "JLo" in it, isn't complete without this:
If Mimi takes the job (she probably won't), she better ride in on glitter-covered unicorn and say, "I am so happy to collect millions upon millions of dollars by replacing I Don't Know Her."
She couldn't take a taxi from Castle Hill up to the Point to work the stroll? She learned how to be an old school HO from the stroll. Please!
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Jlo is not from Hunt's Point. She's from Castle Hill.
Everyone from the Bronx knows she was not from the ghetto.
Anyone else notice how totally similar they look in that photo? I was the biggest Mariah fan as a kid!
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The whole chunky latina thing....I always get them confused anyways...I know there's alot o' Mimi support here and as an old-school music fan I have to just give a shout-out to Minnie Riperton for being the original MC, but I have to say I just adore Nick on America Ain't Got Talent, so I guess she can't be that bad....
Never cared for JL much at all...love that stand-up routine where Jamie Foxx calls her out for starting as a 'fly-girl' on In Living Color after she blows him off...
"I knew her before the JLo...when it was just "hey ho..."
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Nick told Howard that moving AGT to NYC saved his fuggin' marriage. sounds like Mariah was tired of his (literally, sick & tired in the hospital) ass doing cross country red-eyes to LA & back filming the show.
i think she's happy havin' herself, her hubby & 'dem babies' all home in NYC. ;-)
Jlo is not from Hunt's Point. She's from Castle Hill.
Everyone from the Bronx knows she was not from the ghetto.
Booo who cares......my favorite was when they asked Whitney Houston somewhere in Europe " what do you think of mariah Carey?" And she simply replied with an air of Diva " I don't think of her" and the people just applauded LOL
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Never watched it , never will it looks irritating
good I would rather see Mariah, hope we see Nick too; that's 2(JLo&Steven) :>
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Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:05am.
"Sorry everyone. I'll get back to lurking and you all continue to be awesome :)"
J-Lo's stupid to let this easy and well paying gig go. She has expensive tastes, as does her kept-boy.
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Jennifer Lopez is empty inside.
And don't forget, JHO Bag is an old school street whore from Hunts Point. She would never pass up the cash she was getting. She will dive for a quarter on the street. She is a disgusting money grubbing nasty old used up broke down whore.
JHO Bag was FIRED due to poor ratings and her awful judging skills. America was tired of her untalented low class tacky antics and didn't want trash in their living rooms each week. The trash has been put out to the curb, and I am thrilled.
I was never a fan of Mariah, until I saw that clip with her not even acknowledging that over rated old slut JHO. Rumor was, JHO Bag broke up Mariah's marriage to Tommy Mottolla. JHO Bag shook that disgusting fat ass, Mottolla came running, gave her a record contract, divorced Mariah, then JHO Bag dumped him. Mottolla eventually hooked up with Thalia. This is typically cunty J-slut behavior.
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The world: Bitch, you were on the show two seasons. Get over yourself.
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I gotta say, as Mariah gets older and more into "I don't give a fuck mode" the more I love her. Her comment about Britney Spears and Demi Lavato (sp?) was epic!
I love the dembabies.com site too *hides*
For all I care they can all be out, and the show gone. I don't idolize any idol any of them have ever picked.
Submitted by mortadella pianist on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:22pm.
Just noticed that the "play" button positioned over Mariah's nose makes her look like Bozo the Clown...
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LOL! I snorted iced tea on that one!
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Never watched this idol show. Never will. Not interested in the least. Meh.
Mimi should do this, but then they should get someone like Snoop to take Tyler's place. I'd watch that shit.
Or the surviving Milli Vanilli.
Just noticed that the "play" button positioned over Mariah's nose makes her look like Bozo the Clown...
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If they decide to go on with Idol, this will be the LAST YEAR.
You heard it hear first.
This show stayed on the air WAY too long and spawned other shows that are boring and contrived. The genre is played out! When the ratings for X-Factor tank too, some executive might realize it.
J-Ho is only pissed that Girlie-Man Steve Tyler beat her to the bunch.
Question is, will Randy stay on board? Sure, why not? He ain't got nothing else going on.
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with steven tyler gone and now mimi might be replacing jlo, i would definitely watch this next season. i think they two of them were on a head trip about being judges, steven tyler is a puke and it might be good with mimi on there. i wonder who else they'd get.
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Can't hate on Mimi. She's batshit crazy but doesn't seem like a bitch.
JLo on the other hand is a C U Next Tuesday.
" I don't know her." That made my day.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:47pm.
Oh yeah, most of them get a lot of pressure from their families to go back or they are completely shunned by their family. The main guy in the showed that he had a stack of letters from people in his community that all said the same thing- come back or you will go to Hell. He showed up on his mom's doorstep and she wouldn't speak to him. If was really sad, because he seems like a really good man who is doing work, yet his own mother will not acknowledge him.
The whole series was only 10 or so episodes, I think. But it was really, really good.
I never got the whole " JLo as a singer" thing-- her voice is thin and whiny and sounds like it needs a whole lot of "production" help. Vocally, Mariah is SO much better-- I just wish that she would lay off those superfluous notes that she always seems to throw in accompanied by the distracting, unnecessary hand gestures...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:36pm.
There was a reality show on National Geographic about people leaving the Amish that I started watching so I could make fun of the Amish (like they are ever going to know). But it was actually really, really good
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I think I saw that same documentary and it WAS really good. It's tough on some of them as they are good god fearing people but the Amish life can just be too much and they're torn between the two worlds.
Evidently, J-Lo's snatchal area is also making a run for it's money.
There was a reality show on National Geographic about people leaving the Amish that I started watching so I could make fun of the Amish (like they are ever going to know). But it was actually really, really good.
Apparently, some Amish don't just make jam and well made furniture. They are also experts at assholery.
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:24pm.
<333 ditto lol
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:11pm.
I don't mind Mimi, I used to dance to Honey and pretend i was a slutty curvy girl trying to run away from hot guys who want to bang me.
HA HA HA HA you are SO weird I love you XD
Lol Snowy. Will watch just to check that out.
Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:04pm.
At least Mimi can sing, and she has always written her own songs , back when nobody else did.
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Word. I'm not a huge fan of Mimi or anything, but J-Lo? Please. How can she tell ANYONE they are a horrible singer when she can't even belt out a decent note?
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:11pm.
i read that Britney is the "bitch" judge on that show and tells the contestants like it is and Demi Lovato is the "nice" judge.
according to the reviews, Britney says shit like "you butchered that song" "you weren't in tune" LOL says the lip synching ho.
and apparently Britney walked out of a drag queen performing her single Crazy.
Give her whatever she wants.. Imagine the hours of entertainment as she talks into her diamond studded mic, come out dressed like a 16 yr old stripper and start talking about Lambs and Darrhhhhling.. I just see butterflies and unicorns and pure madness.. Please.. who do I write to to make this shit happens.. I can see her being carried in... there is nothing too over the top when it comes to Mariah Carey...NOTHING!!!
I don't mind Mimi, I used to dance to Honey and pretend i was a slutty curvy girl trying to run away from hot guys who want to bang me.
BUT!!! JLO, that bitch is famous today because she fucked her way to the top.
she doesnt even have as much talent as one of the hairs on mimi's hello kitty.
I saw an ad for the X Factor last night and Britney looked zoned out her damn mind
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The only "reality" show that looks good to me is Ron Howard's new one on TNT, "The Great Escape" or something like that...
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I am way too old to be this fucking excited!!!! I hope Mariah takes the job and bring all of her craziness with her. Paula who??? Mimi is soo catty. And a real singah. She don't play that shit, I can see her dogging a horrible singer..
She is not shy and won't play that "let's be friends" bullshit.. Team Mimi every day all day... Dem Babies Nick.. the whole crazy fucking family.. I love them
At least Mimi can sing, and she has always written her own songs , back when nobody else did.
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Mimi doesn't know who JLo is? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"I don't know her" and then the stareout by Mimi. LOLOL, love it.
Can all Idol and its derivatives stop already?
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Clip was funny. Could use that line.
Hahhahahh @ I don't know her. *bitch smirk*
But seriously, this shit is still on?
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oh thank goodness, AI was what was keeping her in the headlines. nobody cares about her and her spermatozoa looking beardfriend.
I can't tell if that is J-Lo's super coochie or someone's ass bent over. There more I stare, the better the optical illusion.
I love's Mimi's "I don't know her". lolololol
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PAW PEE PEWW FON DEWWWWW! I love that french shit... and if snowy doesn't watch it then that shit is DEAD!
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JLo to Mimi, its going from bad to worse. Glad I dumped that show years ago.
I agree. It should have been cancelled when they let go of Paula, if not sooner.
Dont care...fuck this shit show!