Too Easy: Justin Bieber Sued For Ruining A Woman's Sense Of Hearing
Looking at that picture ruined my sense of hearing and that picture doesn't even have any sound with it.
TMZ says that Justin Bieber has been hit with a completely logical, reasonable and not-at-all batshit crazy lawsuit by a woman in Oregon who claims that the high-pitched screeches from his fans caused her permanent ear damage. Stacey Wilson Betts took her daughter to a Bieber concert in 2010 and left with broken ear drums. During Justin's concert, he flew above the crowd of crazed Beliebers on a metal heart-shaped gondola and Stacey says in her lawsuit that he "created a wave like effect of screaming by pointing into various sections of the arena. Then enticed the crowd into a frenzy of screams by continuously waving his arms in a quick and upward motion." Stacy went on to claim that the heart-shaped gondola acted as a "sound conductor creating a sound blast that permanently damaged both of my ears."
The hell kind of Bill Nye explanation is that?
Getting stabbed in the ears with a tornado of tween screams gave her tinnitus and a constant pulsing sound in her ears makes it hard for her to sleep and work. Stacey wants $9.23 million in damages from Bieber, his record label, the concert promoter and the arena in Portland.
Here's a taste of what fucked up Stacey's ears and I'm tempted to put my own ears to my laptop speakers so I too can sue Bieber for millions of dollars:
What did Stacey expect from a Bieber concert? Those insane hyena girls train for months to scream the enamel off the backside of their teefs during a Bieber concert. Their screeches will make a deaf person hear again and go deaf again in seconds. When you go to a Bieber concert, your ears will take that as a "fuck you" to them and turn on you. This is a rule of life.
On a positive note, at least Stacey can't totally hear Justin's music anymore. On a not-so-positive note, if Stacey's daughter is a hardcore Belieber, she probably tweeted this message to her mom: DIAF!!! @mom.
as much as I don't like Justin Bieber...what the fuck do you expect at a teen concert? Gonna be a bunch of excited girls there. Guess she is disgruntled that she didn't get to go to the David Cassidy show back in the day....
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 1:47am.
Exactly...concerts are loud,DUH! She should sue him anyway! I hate him!
Oh lord. Please lady, ya should have taken your damn earplugs. 40 million my ass. Some people are REALLY stupid.
I took my daughter to that concert, and it was just like every other concert: loud. It was very good though. I can see why the girls swoon for him. He is actually way more talented than a lot of people give him credit for.
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File this under: Fucking DUH.
Can I sue this bitch for wasting my time?
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I'm suing him because looking at the outfit gave me hysterical blindness.
Holy, rabid bat cave!
what in the ASL-hell did she think she was going to hear at a tweenybopper concert - music? chickies have wailed like banshees for everybody from Sinatra to when I saw Hendrix open for The Monkees in '67.
this twat doesn't deserve a fucking nickel. instead, the judge should slap her dumbass with a fat fine for just being stupid and a court order to go look up "Beatles - live - 1964" on YouTube, then demand she write 500 times: "pre-teen girlies always scream for teen idols" on a blackboard in a room full of ear plug salesmen who will all be laughing maniacally at her while she does.
idiot...
I think its heartless of the paps to take a picture of him during an attack of explosive diarrhea. Looks like it just drained down those pleather pants.
This is why I like Canada's civil law system better than the US. You have to convince a judge that you actually have a legit case before a lawsuit can proceed. Prevents a lot of the greedy crazies from taking up everyone's time, although on the down side, there are fewer fuckwits to make fun of.
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What a stupid fuckin lawsuit.
On another note, I went to a Boys II Men concert in Tacoma, WA in the mid-nineties, three rows from front & center. Brandy was the opening act, everything was fine, la di da and then THEY come on stage and all hell breaks loose.
I wanted to punch each & every tween girl screaming around me HARD, til their braces shredded their tonsils, but there were THOUSANDS of them! I was outnumbered, trapped, furious and - and, kinda fascinated by the show. Boys II Men could put on a damn good show, I say.
My point is: Fuck tweens with their screaming. Sue THEM. Jesus.
He should be sued for being such a douchebag.
Loud? That's half the fun of going to a concert. I went to a Def Leppard concert while they were touring for Hysteria and one concert was louder than their others and I (and many others) became deaf (no pun) for at least the entire next day! So worth it! LOL
BTW: Whatever happened to that loon who claimed to be carrying his baby?
I call bullshit. Only one person at that concert sustains hearing loss? And "BROKEN ear drums"? as in "punctured"? Bitch please.
That's nothing new. My mom was lucky enough to see the Beatles when they were playing at Shea Stadim (the perks of having older sisters). She barely heard the music, mostly screaming. I'm all for the Biebs getting sued but all she needed was some damn earplugs.
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Speaking of Bieber, I am loving this mango pineapple yogurt ice smoothie which is more masculine than Justin.
What in the lesbian Thriller hell??!
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Pft. Crowds screaming. Woman's never been to a real rock concert no doubt. I still have migraines from the *speakers* at a RUSH concert at MSG.
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his outfit is so silly and stupid; it just shows how messed up his brain is that he would voluntarily wear it.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:21pm.
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What a coincidence, I was off camping in the Black Forrest Ham!
Hey, did you get a chance to see them do a "whirling dervish" dance?
Are any of the Ramones still alive? Worst tinnitus of my life.
He offends my sense of decency, humanity, hearing, vision, and digestion.
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Oy.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:29pm.
Thanks girl! Trying not to fall asleep. Jet lag sucks.
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She should sue Bieber for Crimes Against Humanity
Lisbet - Yes, it could be all to embarass the two, but I prefer to believe the mom was naive. It's funnier.
Miss Jane!! Welcome home. :)
OT Yes lady, of course a hollow heart made of basically scaffolding material is so conductive of sound!!! You poor thing!
His outfit is the bastard child of Michael Jackson and Larry the Cable Guy's clothes that got left in the hamper alone together.
MK should've used this photo of a dad at a Bieber concert instead!
http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dad-at-...
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:06pm.
Hi! I was in Turkey for 2 weeks :) How are you?
Ontopic: This woman is an idiot.
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I'm with team batshit crazy on this one and i believe if you have to ask me to explain why, YOU are batshit crazy.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:05pm
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I read that but I'm just not buying it for some reason, It seems fake to me. JMO what do I know?
I like how gurlfriend made sure to comb the baby hairs down towards the face like a good ol' late 80s round the way girl :D
Submitted by KG on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:07pm.
Gold, fingerless gloves...Really?
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:05pm.
BSF - can you imagine having to have that conversation with your mother about what it really was about?
*teenage self dies*
*packs bags and runs away*
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Mommy was deliberately embarassing the hell out of those two. I mean, really?
"He did! He was pounding on the back door and Emily finally opened it wide for him!"
"Yes! Emily liked it as much as he did! She was giggling and smiling as he came in the back."
She knew what she was doing. And who the hell brags about getting anal for the first time if they ever want there to be a second time?
anyway did anyone know that Wednesday was Marty McFly Day, the day he "flew" to in Back To The Future II?
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:02pm.
LMAO - a buddy of mine and I used to do the same thing to each other on conference calls... lol!! He knew I always had my phone on speaker and one time sent me an executable file that increased the volume on my internal speakers all the way up then ran an audio file screaming I AM GAY! I AM GAY!! I AM GAY!! lolollllll good freakin times
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Mission accomplished!! She yelped like somebody just broke down her backdoor!! #WIN
M.E., I can't imagine cuz my mom would know exactly what that meant. Mom=lady on the outside, filthy mouthed skank on the inside. I say that with love, of course! Lol
Submitted by irreverence on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:06pm.
Ugh, come the fuck on, people.
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People like this just hope for a quick her's 20K now shut up and go away.
In this case she doesn't have a chance but I'm sure there are tons of people driving a nice car or living in a nice house for simple shaking someone down.
Hell if I had a good angle I think I might try it myself. It would have to be against someone that could afford it mind you not like some old lady that would be homless if I sued her for $500...mind you old people need to get outdoors more often anyway so what the hell, pay up Nana!!
That pic looks like somebody punched half his teefs out.
Life is too short to drink cheap booze.
Submitted by Emeriesan on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:01pm.
Don't bother. I've never seen an Angie Jo film and I'm fine.
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She's not that bad in Changeling, or Wanted, or The Good Shepherd, and she was pretty funny in Kung-Fu Panda.
She's not a wonderful actress, and she's annoying as fuck, but I don't think it's fair to take her as the equivalent of the LesBeaver. Let's not say things we can't take back.
Curse you for making me defend Chicken Leg.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:52pm.
UGH. I wish I could say the same about One Direction. But my fav class at the gym has that stupid Beautiful song on it's song list rotation. I had no idea who it was until they came to the city for a concert and it was on the news. Lame.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:45pm.
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Hey there! I haven't heard from you in a while where you been GF?
Ugh, come the fuck on, people. When a musical act with a huge teenage following plays an indoor venue, you're going to go deaf without earplugs. Back in the heyday of BSB, I was dragged along with my younger sisters to see them in what is usually a basketball arena. For the first time ever, I wished that I could hear them performing...because they were absolutely drowned by all the screeching around me. Live and learn and don't go to shitty concerts, especially indoors.
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BSF - can you imagine having to have that conversation with your mother about what it really was about?
*teenage self dies*
*packs bags and runs away*
What chance does this lawsuit have of working?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:45pm.
that "Boyfriend" song isn't ear raping Europe yet?!
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It is.
Yes. I had to Google "DIAF". Wonder how old that makes me in human years. I still have to think about "smh". I always think infant formula.