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Submitted by shandi on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 12:23am.

MK's math is off. No was Spongebob is 26. I've been married 21 years and it was not around when I got married. It first aired when I had two kids. A quick research on wiki found this:

"When Rocko's Modern Life ended in 1996,[3] Hillenburg began working on SpongeBob SquarePants"

Spongebob debuted in 1999 and celebrated it's 10th anniversary in 2009. Basic math tells me the cartoon is only 13 years old.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 7:53am.

My kids are 7 and 11 and nothing makes them happier than the Sponge! He's gotten me through a lot of peaceful times! Happy Birthday Spongebob!!

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Submitted by gucci on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:46pm.

Oh hell no spounge bob is not 20 years old already

And fuck you with a hot andiron from hell tommy Matola!
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:14pm.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:55pm.
Precocious, did you get your gifts yet? : )
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I'm still waiting for one or two… *ahem* (The night's not over.)

Thank you for the wishes, Mike, Luci, Diamond/Salma/Badger and mefunigirl!

Submitted by mefunigirl on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:45pm.

Happy Birthday precociousmagpie!

Tommy Mottola is 63? wow.

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:37pm.

Happy Birthday Precocious Magpie. Hope it was a good one.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:36pm.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:51pm.

Happy Bday!

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:51pm.

Happy Birthday ♥

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:25pm.

Precocious, did you get your gifts yet? : )

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Happy Birthday Precocious Magpie! 

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:21pm.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:17pm.
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Happy Birthday Precocious Magpie! 

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:16pm.

I'm probably the only one on here that can't watch Sponge Bob. It's the voice, it sends me into an instant migraine headache.

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 7:46pm.

I'm probably the only one on here that can't watch Sponge Bob. It's the voice, it sends me into an instant migraine headache.

HB Harry Dean. Awesome actor.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 7:39pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by beware on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:28am.

I'm looking forward to Mrs. Patrick Campbell's take on SpongeBob's sexual orientation.

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SpongeBob is a gorgeous homosexual.

Are there any pictures of SpongeBob presenting hole?

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SpongeBob is always presenting hole. He's covered in them cuz he's a sponge!

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Happy Birthday Precocious Magpie! 

Submitted by JeanGenie on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 7:31pm.

Jackie Earle Haley is such a great actor. I so wish his talent was much more praised. He's been great in everything he's been in and he gave life to Rorschach as nobody else could. Happy birthday!

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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:06pm.

Happy Birthday Spongebob....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ6olS7RgBc

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 4:12pm.

Happy Birthday SpongeBob SquarePants!

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:47pm.

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Happy Birthday Precocious Magpie! 

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 2:51pm.

Happy Bday to Jackie Earl Haley, it's nice to see HW take him back in after turning their backs on him for so many years.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 2:00pm.

Happy Birthday Tanya Donnelly!

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Submitted by Mentok the Mind... on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 1:36pm.

Happy Bastille Day! The French not only gave us cash, they gave us ships. We wouldn't be free without each other.

Spongebob is hilarious. Can't decide between Krabs or Plankton for the best character.

Best Spongebob episode: I'm torn between the Fry Cook Games or F.U.N.

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Submitted by doncorleone on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 1:12pm.

Happy Bday Jackie Earle Haley!!! Love you in everything

Hotmami - He was fucking awesome in "Little Children" wasn't he??? Should've won the Oscar, very underrated actor.

Special HB to Harry Dean Stanton, I love him, one of the most reliable guys in showbiz, never gives a bad performance.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:36pm.

Happy Birthday to Precocious Magpie!♥

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:32pm.

Oh no you didn't post SpongeBob birthday and missed Sailor Moon Birthday on June 30!!!!
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Submitted by mbj on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:21pm.

Sponge Bob's birthday isn't real because when he saw his drivers license, it was in a dream... So I have heard... Happy Birthday anyway, SB!!!

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:15pm.

MK -- while I understand the importance of Sponge Bob and his influence in society, I am disappointed that you missed the opportunity to post a shirtless pic of Dmitry.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:06pm.

Spongebob himself is 26. Apparently.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:05pm.

26 seasons? Or 26 years on air? Cause if it's years, spongebob hasn't been on the air for nowhere near that long. The show didn't come out until the late 90s early 00's. So yea...wrongo! Also, I always wondered how Pearl was Mr. Krabs daughter...and I couldn't stand Sandy Squirrel.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:01pm.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 1:29pm.
I've never seen an episode of Sponge Bob, but I once knew someone who told me that a fat chick had a "Sponge Bob build" so the mention of him always makes me smile.
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AHAHAHA! The "fatist" in you always comes out ;)
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:59am.

Happy Bday Jane Lynch and Harry Dean Stanton!

I've never seen an episode of Sponge Bob, but I once knew someone who told me that a fat chick had a "Sponge Bob build" so the mention of him always makes me smile.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:52am.

Submitted by 12stepstohell on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:25am.
Harry Dean Stanton is eightyfuckingsix?! As busted as he looks , he doesn't look 86.

Happy birthday indeed!
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Agreed! He looks maybe 70.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:50am.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by beware on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:28am.

I'm looking forward to Mrs. Patrick Campbell's take on SpongeBob's sexual orientation.

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SpongeBob is a gorgeous homosexual.

Are there any pictures of SpongeBob presenting hole?
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Hahahahaha...lots of holes.

If only SpongeBob would sit on Mrs PC's face.

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And smother it.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:49am.

For clarification, it is the character of SpongeBob who is 26, not the series. His birthday is listed on his license as TODAY.

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Submitted by pixxxie on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:42am.

spongebob 26? that cant be right, can it? I'm in my mid 20s and i didnt have spongebob growing up. was spongebob doing that whole indie flick thing?

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:38am.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by beware on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:28am.

I'm looking forward to Mrs. Patrick Campbell's take on SpongeBob's sexual orientation.

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SpongeBob is a gorgeous homosexual.

Are there any pictures of SpongeBob presenting hole?
*******

Hahahahaha...lots of holes.

If only SpongeBob would sit on Mrs PC's face.

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:32am.

HB SBSP!! Love the rainbow!

Hey Rochester, New Yorkers:

Gay Pride parade from Park Ave to Goodman Street today from 3:30-5pm. Festival on Prince Street afterward until 9pm.

Love,
Mabel
xoxo

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:29am.

This version of the French national anthem always makes me well up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82p9cRMfJjQ

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:01am.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:12pm.

ALSO THE NATIONAL DAY OF FRANCE AND FRANCE HAD A GREAT CONTRIBUTION IN HELPING AMERICA GAINING ITS INDEPENDENCE, MORONS...

YES, WE KNOW. NOT TO MENTION THE CITROEN, THE BIDET, AND JEAN-CLAUDE KILLY.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:56am.

HB to Sponge Bob...crabby patties to all! Sandy is a Dolphin eater!

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:53am.

Who the fuck are you calling a moron, Moron? Today marks the day a bunch of rebels stormed an armory, and France lent us money for our revolution, that's all. The thanks should go to Franklin and his patient diplomacy in getting it done.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:50am.

Happy Birthday to that sexy pussy puncher Matthew Fox. "We have to go back to the island!!!"

Submitted by Chris Knight on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:42am.

ALSO THE NATIONAL DAY OF FRANCE AND FRANCE HAD A GREAT CONTRIBUTION IN HELPING AMERICA GAINING ITS INDEPENDENCE, MORONS...

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:39am.

Submitted by beware on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:28am.

I'm looking forward to Mrs. Patrick Campbell's take on SpongeBob's sexual orientation.

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SpongeBob is a gorgeous homosexual.

Are there any pictures of SpongeBob presenting hole?

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:32am.

HB Sponge Bob! Thank you for being sweetly stupid and a favorite in my home.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:29am.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:26am.

Gotta add in a happy birthday to Jackie Earle Healey. That dude is awesome.

He scared the shit out of me in Little Children. *shudders*

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac