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Look, there's a piece for everyone! If you want a piece whose orgasms sound like a show tune written by Rodgers & Hammerstein, has nipple hair as soft as a baby Wolverine's pelt and will probably piss himself at least once during your time together, there's Hugh Jackman at Bondi Beach in Sydney! If you want a piece who would lose in a game of Are You Smarter Than A Fart Bubble?, has been tainted by the Kuntrashians and whose sex moans sound like Frankenstein's monster pushing out a hard shit, there's Kris Humphries in Miami! If you want a piece who will make you wear a sex suit made of mirrors so he can see gorgeous Adonis self while he hits it from every side, there's Mario Lopez in Malibu!
And in a game of Fuck/Marry/Kill, I'd fuck AC Slater, marry Hugh Jackman and I wouldn't kill Kris Humphries, but I'd keep him occupied for the next 50 years or so by asking him to give me the answer to 2 - 2 WITHOUT using a life line.
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Fuck: Jackman
Marry: Humphries (he's a sweetheart mmkay?)
Kill: AC Slater
Intolerance of intolerance is not only okay, it should be applauded.
i was watchin' The Matrix last night & damn does Keanu have some sexy nips!
@gardening girl - as well you should, lol.
Yes, I lived in Manhattan during the 80s. ;)
*gives moonmaid the side-eye*
I don't give a flying fuck if Hugh Jackman is gay. He is my next husband.
Kris Humphries resembles a guy you might find attractive and end up with after way too many large drinks in a loud, dimly lit club. You wake up the next morning in his smelly bachelor pad, deeply ashamed and, after tossing off the zebra print comforter, crawl into the bathroom to brush your teeth with your finger and put on your previous night's clothes before slinking off for your inevitable walk of shame home. Once home, you immediately shower and douche, twice.
Of course I never experienced anything like this myself, that is all strictly conjecture.
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Winter Owl...that's my favorite one too! Lol I had it up, but CSG beat me to it! It's so funny. She looks like Damien from the Omen.
There is another one where she's making a scrunchy face like one of the paps just farted. I thimk someone had that one also. :(
This one made me laugh because she was making a weird face right underneath a 'fresh baked cupcakes' sign. She was perfectly aligned with the word baked...lol.
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My fave Suri avie is the one CatholicSchoolGirl had that looked like Suri's mugshot!
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Wtf am I watching? Has anyone ever seen the cinematic masterpiece called 'Bad Girl Island?' James Brolin, Antonio Sabato, and Annalynne McCord are in it. What a goofy movie. Lol
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Kris10 -- sweet dreams, hon! May your dreams be filled with shirtless Alcide & Roman. I hope you feel better!!!
Ha! Love it!!!
Get it twat! Sorry but I am signing off I am tired and don't feel so great! So tired lately and feel like I cannot get enough rest!
I looove talking TB with ya!! Good night all...sweet dreams!
loopygorilla -- I heard within was on vacation, Amsterdam, I believe. I hope she's okay & having fun; I miss her.
*fan self* hugh jackmeoff is soooo hawt.
the other two, i dont care for much.
by the way, where is withinreason??????
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:28pm.
he's hotter in this pic than IRL!
Holy fuck, he must be COLOSSALLY UGLY then. Not Googling him.
Kris10 -- Yeah, Alcide can stay, but only because he's hot. You just know Manjello is a douche. He's one of those guys who just knows he's so damn hot; he probably checks himself out in every mirror he passes. Like Meloni knows he's hot but isn't a douche, he's cool, ya know? Plus Meloni is like 17 years older than Manjello so he's old enough to know not to act like a douche either, though he certainly dresses like one, LOL! Plus if I had to choose one or another to fuck the brains out of, I'd pick Meloni in a hot second.
Weezy, it must have been Bored maybe then that told me she did the same thing, left it and then had to get it re-broke, that's the one that finally decided it for me!
Doggie...ya I was the prudent thing to do for sure, I just going to emerg if I can possibly avoid it. I went in and gave them my health card and they filled out the paper work and then I said "how long" and she said 4 hours. I just looked at her and said forget it, give me my card back I'm not waiting 4 hours,she said it will be quicker she just has to say that to cover her ass so people don't freak on her. She was all "you really should get it done because if you don't and it is broke bla bla bla so I said ok ok I'll stay. As it was it was 2 hours on the nose so it wasn't so bad.
Any way have a good night doggie, talk to you tomorrow.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 11:01pm.
Unless I was sleep posting, I think you've got me confused with someone. Mine wasn't that bad. It was kind of gross, though, and I should have known something was wrong because the next day after I broke it, I kept feeing it sort of snapping or something shifting around inside my foot. But it never really hurt.
I didn't even get any good drugs. :-(
Whamo, I'm glad you went, too. Sometimes it's better to go and feel silly than ignore something and have it turn out crappy. How do you think I wound up married? Yeah, like I'll fall for that one again. Pffffft!
Nighty night!
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Weezy...ya I basically took your advice because it sounded a lot like your situation and a I was thinking I might as well be sure especially like I said because it didn't really swell and I'd never seen that before. Yours sounded like such a horror story I was thinking hell I don't want to go through that! Lol!!
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:39pm.
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Really? And you believed us? PSYCHE! Hahahaha! Neener neener!
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The thing is I never go to emergence for anything, I think the last time was 98 when I blew my shoulder out, I've rolled my ankle numerous times and it swelled up like crazy. This one was on the top of the foot and because it wasn't really swollen and it was crazy painful I thought that you might be right and maybe I actually did break it. It's till tender as hell but I'm kinda glad I went just to be sure.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:39pm.
When I broke my foot, I thought it was just a sprain, so I ignored it and just work cushy shoes. Then it bruised up horribly (from my second toe to all the way up to past my ankle) and it wasn't getting any better. So after a week I finally went and got it x-rayed and they said it was broken. So yeah, I walked around on a broken foot for a week. LOL But like I said, I just had to wear this hard shoe/sandal thing for 3 weeks.
Hopefully they gave you some good drugs! :-)
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Aw! You're too much Twat!
Seriously she's an idiot! I wanted to pull her ponytail when she was doing her "men are trouble" convo with Arlene and Holly! Bitch, you don't even know! Now her and Alcide?! I do think he will end up in bed with that pretty wolf.
I agree with you Sookie sucks. Alcide can stay but I think Manjello is pretty obnoxious in interviews so I can't decide if I lust for him or want to punch him.
Kris10 -- "I like it when she's miserable" -- OMG, I think I love you!!! LMFAO!!! I hate that bitch so much, her & that fucking ugly bitch Salome. Can they just kill 2 birds with one stone and be done with both of them once & for all? If you ask me, it should be the R., Pam, Russell, Eric, Lafayette & his mama show. Oh, and throw in a shirtless Alcide once in a while. Not because Manjello can act but because his torso is awfully nice to look at.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:39pm.
Dog I wouldn't have even gone but you guys had me freaked out that if I didn't I was going to lose my damn foot or some shit.
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Really? And you believed us? PSYCHE! Hahahaha! Neener neener!
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Dog- teah looks really young!
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:20pm.
Whamo- did you ever go to the doctor for messing up your foot?
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He sure did and he's fine. Loserface just wanted symp and tuna casseroles from all of us
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Yes I went in on Sunday and got it xrayed, it was soft tussue damge but no break.....just like I figured.
Dog I wouldn't have even gone but you guys had me freaked out that if I didn't I was going to lose my damn foot or some shit.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:20pm.
Whamo- did you ever go to the doctor for messing up your foot?
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He sure did and he's fine. Loserface just wanted symp and tuna casseroles from all of us.
LMAO!
*takes back homemade cookies, eats them myself*
M.E., he looks about 15 in that picture. I'm stunned. I knew the makeup people in Hollyweird could do all kinds of things but I'm honestly stunned at this one.
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What's going on in these lower chats?
Twat & 'Twas
I'm really hoping it didn't happen either...only 5 episodes with R?! WTF? He really did look good though.
Spoiler
I'm thinking good ole Bheel killed Sookie's parents...plus I kinda hope he did since I like it when she's miserable!
Dog -- I'm glad M.E. could answer the SVU question. The kid looks familiar, but I wasn't quite sure.
Twas Brillig -- OMG, I hope you're right. I knew that bitch Salome was up to something. I literally screamed when Russell stabbed R. last night -- Twat was not happy!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:25pm.
DOG! Yes the kid in crumbs is the one from SUV who tried to kill Stabler!
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I replied! I can't believe it! Hey, he's hotter in this pic than IRL!
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:06pm
if it helps, the actor who played the crazy SVU lab guy is the same one who played the son on "The Riches" His name is Noel Fisher, his wiki does not mention "Crumbs"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Re:trueblood, I'm not sure if R has received the true death since it didn't look like he exploded in goo, he just turned green.
DOG! Yes the kid in crumbs is the one from SUV who tried to kill Stabler!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:20pm.
Whamo- did you ever go to the doctor for messing up your foot?
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He sure did and he's fine. Loserface just wanted symp and tuna casseroles from all of us.
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Kris10 -- doesn't R.'s ass look amazing in those golf pant's? And that tight shirt defines so many amazing muscles. I'd stick my tongue in every single area of his body, OMG!
I'm thinking vampires killed Sookeh's parents because of that bandage that was found in the car with her blood on it.
Whamo- did you ever go to the doctor for messing up your foot? I broke my foot 5-6 years ago and they didn't even do anything for it. I had to wear this dumb black shoe/sandal thing for 3 weeks and that was it.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 9:25pm.
Hey, horz, I can comment on JJ again!!!! *prances happily*.
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They are over there STILL commenting on a Holie thread started LAST WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thirty three damn pages of comments!!!!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!!!!!
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Lmao! I love this...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174616/Scorned-mother-Elle-Zobe...
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 9:25pm.
Hey, horz, I can comment on JJ again!!!! *prances happily*.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:11pm.
Brrrr! It's the middle of winterin Oz; that water would be cold.
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It's 9:45pm here and 85 degrees. Help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*perspires because girls don't sweat*
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Brrrr! It's the middle of winterin Oz; that water would be cold.
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Watching again too! R's ass looks good in those golf pants...
Spoiler
Okay so who do you think killed Sookie's parents? I have never read the books so I don't know who actually did. But I think someone told me it was the fairies....but I have a hunch who the killer is if it's true a vampire killed them.
The Terry shit can just go away...
Twatty!!!!!!!!!!! You're the expert on SVU. Is that kid in Crumbs the guy who tried to kill Stabler?? The guy in the lab that had a crush on Benson? No, right? Can't be the same guy, right???
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I want to exfoliate my lips, face, whatevah on Hugh Jackman...I'd totally motorboat this man!
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